Chapter 2 I don't know how to complain about the series
"Uncle Linde, the fire is getting old. The meat is a bit tough. Liya took a bite and said slowly, "Silly dragon, you even forgot to put salt!"
"Hmm...... And what's the salt?" Lindebyer looked at Ria solemnly, "You're going to have to practice magic and martial arts in the future anyway, so I'll leave the matter of dealing with food up to you." ”
"Hey...... I always feel that the last sentence is the point. Leah said weakly. (PS. Girl...... You guessed the truth)
"Alright, let's eat. I'll take you to get books and weapons after eating, and then we'll get started. ”
Lunch time is rushing, and Leah's journey to hell is about to begin, and the clash between foodies is about to begin!
Leah touched her belly, "Hmm...... Half full. ”
"You're eating about the same amount as I do...... It's really a dragon. Linde looked at Leah with black lines on her head, "Let's go, I'll take you to my warehouse." ”
Lindebar gently touched her head with the dragon's claw, "Since I have decided to adopt you, then change your name to Artoria Lindebar Pandoragon!
"Hmm...... Don't touch your head, you're not tall, stupid!" Lia looked at the dragon in front of her with an indignant expression, "But isn't it too hasty to be your daughter......?" Are you Lolicon?"
"I'll give you the recipes I've been collecting for thousands of years. Linde looked at Leah with a reluctant expression.
"Seeing that you are so sincere, this king agreed. ”
“...... Can I complain?" Linde's expression was speechless, but what he thought in his heart was, "Hmm...... Later, when Leah learned, I went to eat. ”
"No, let's go. As he spoke, he skillfully climbed onto Linde's faucet.
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Daily reporting
Time: Early afternoon
Location: A silly dragon warehouse
Characters: Silly (black-bellied) dragon, silly hair king
Cause: The surface is a cute dragon gift, and the essence is a cute dragon to show off his wealth.
Event: The dumb king who was blinded by the shaking, and the cute dragon who was triumphant.
The process is recorded as follows:
"Uncle Linde, what are you going to give me?" Leah looked at Linde with a curious expression.
"Climb up and block my eyes. Lind said helplessly, "Do you see the cliff in front of you? I accelerated. ”
As a hurricane ravages the forest, a man and a dragon finally reach their destination, and all the monsters in the forest are howling and bidding farewell to the two dragons (?). "Hmm...... The demon is finally gone!We are safe!" is the voice of all the monsters
"Hey, it seems that they are very disappointed? Uncle, let's start eating tomorrow!"
"Okay, you mean you're going to train more? ”
Leah's face became very ugly, and she was about to retort when she was interrupted, "Little one, we're here." ”
(Dragon: Manifest, my treasure!)
A large cyan metal door appeared on the mountain wall, and the metal emitted a strong magical element, which was a very precious material at first glance.
(Dragon: Open, my door!) Grant Artoria Lindebar Pandorragon the same rights as me.) )
As the door opened, the scene that greeted Riya completely blinded her beautiful big eyes.
Gold coins and gems are thrown in the corner at will, and ores and treasures containing rich magic can be seen everywhere, and it is estimated that taking out one of them at will is enough for an ordinary person to squander his life. This is only the outermost layer, for Linde, this line of work is just satisfying his desire to collect.
"These will be yours in the future, but Leah, you will also work hard to collect treasures in the future!" Linde looked at Leah, who was full of surprise, and said calmly, "These are ordinary goods, let's continue to see." ”
"Hmm...... Oh. But Leah was thinking about how much food she could buy.
The next thing is all kinds of treasures, basically there are no treasures lower than B-level, and many of them are precious items with special attributes.
"These are the remnants of the brave who once wanted to crusade against me in another world, hum. Lin De said nonchalantly, in his opinion, those brave people were probably small insects, but he didn't know that in a certain game, Lin De was slaughtered over and over again......
"Oh, uncle is amazing!"
"Of course!" said Linde, his tail still cocking, "treasured in the innermost part, and it is also a gift I want to give you." ”
The items in front of Leah's eyes were bows, crossbows, guns, swords, armor, and basically all the usual weapons, but there was only one of each.
"These are for you, and basically all the enemies I killed have been made into weapons. Lin De shook his body and turned into a mature royal sister wearing cyan sexy armor and green hair.
Liya was dumbfounded, and her expression instantly adorned Linde.
Lind picked up Leah and kissed her lightly on the forehead, "Scare, little one." ”
"Hmm...... But weren't you an uncle when you were a dragon? and your name is obviously a man. Leah rubbed dissatisfiedly, finding a comfortable place in her arms.
As if remembering something, he looked at the flatness of his chest, and then at a certain royal sister, clinging to Linde with anger.
Seeing Leah's funny reaction, Linde felt a little funny, as if she was a real child like this. Gently touching her head, he said slowly: "Because in order to make less trouble, Liya is a very special person to me, so I told you the truth." I don't know the name...... Maybe my mother is not in a good mood. ”
Hearing this, Lia was red and did not speak, but the dull hair on her head stood up, as if to indicate the panic in her master's heart.
Looking at Leah in her arms, Linde began to explain the future journey to hell.
"These weapons are the focus of your future training, and you need to be proficient in using each weapon. Linde looked at Leah with bad intentions, as if she had seen through her thoughts, "Don't say I'm a demon, it's good for you." You want to do whatever you want~"
"Do you know how to read minds?" Leah looked at Linde in horror.
"If you live for a long time, you will know everything. ”
"Well, I see, Aunt Linde. ”
"Call my sister. Linde said softly in a sweet and greasy voice.
Looking at Linde's brighter and brighter smile, Leah's heart was pierced.
"Yes, sister~" Leah looked at Linde with a stiff smile.
"Well, that's good. "Whether it is the voice or the smile, it is still so gentle and sweet, and it is impeccable.
(Ps. End of the first round.) KO, perfect, Leah fiasco. )
"Okay, okay, no more trouble. Are you satisfied with my treasure, Leah?"
"Hmm, what about the recipe you promised me?" Leah looked at Linde anxiously, lest she forget about it.
"Alright, foodie girl. ”
(Dragon: Show you all, my ark, give Leah all permissions.) )
There seems to be an endless library, a laboratory with everything, a luxurious bedroom...... There's nothing you can't think of here.
"Sister, this mountain range isn't that big, is it?, how did you put it?" Leah's eyes were full of doubts.
"Space magic, I'll give it to you later. The recipes are all in the library, so whatever you want to see in the future, just search for them in front of the door. ”
"Sister, that's amazing!" Leah looked at her adoringly.
(ps. This is not magic!Is this the legendary Du Niang?!)
"Alright, alright. You've seen everything you need to see, and you know what to do next, right?" Linde looked at her solemnly.
"Dinner?" said Leah earnestly.
"............######" Linde was angry, and the consequences were serious, "Hey, it's training." ”
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PS. This daily class is over, welcome everyone to watch. Thank you. We'll see you next time.
Voice of Mystery: Wait!! Leah, don't you want to know about Linde......'s scheme?
Linde: Ahhh......hh It just so happened that I was hungry.
Leah: My sister won't hurt me, otherwise she wouldn't have shown me something so precious. And told me her secret.
Linde: Leah...... It's a blessing to know you!...... )
Leah: Sister, can you have extra dinner at night?
Linde: Yes ~ (blackened)
Leah: Great!