Chapter 39: The Guinness Fart King
Mao Zuolin couldn't defend anymore, lowered his head, and clenched his fists tightly.
Mao Chengkun sighed, knowing that no matter how much he scolded, it would be useless.
He suddenly narrowed his eyes, and changed his words: "However, you can't be blamed for this matter, haven't you noticed that it's all this person named Chen Dong who is doing it?" To be a son-in-law to the Xu family, it seems to be a soft rice king, but in fact, it's not that simple! "
"That's right, Dad, it's all this Chen Dong's ghost!" Mao Zuolin nodded immediately.
After suffering so many losses in Chen Dong's hands, he can be regarded as understanding!
So he said: "Dad, if there is no Chen Dong, Xu Chuyin alone is a woman, and she can't make any waves at all, you can handle it as much as you want!" "
"Then cut the grass and eradicate the roots!" Mao Chengkun's eyes flashed with murderous intent, "I have some friendship with Shen Ye." I will say hello to him and solve this Chen Dong! When the time comes, we will snipe Huarong Pharmaceutical, and the project of Liu's Group may also return to our hands! "
"It's still Dad Wise!" Mao Zuolin slapped a sycophant, and then said, "Dad." The Shen Ye you are talking about, is it the one on the road, Shen Baitu who has been beheaded by hundreds of people! "
"That's right!" Mao Chengkun said deeply, "Shen Ye is a character who has licked blood on the tip of the knife, even if this Chen Dong has the ability, he has to feed me to the fish in the Huangpu River!" You go down first, wait for my news! "
"Yes. Father! Mao Zuolin was ecstatic in his heart and sneered again and again.
When Chen Dong is solved, he must go to Huarong Company and crush Xu Chuyin fiercely!
Huarong Company placed two large orders one after another, and all the employees up and down fell into crazy busyness.
There is only one person, who is more leisurely than the uncle.
Chen Dong crossed Erlang's legs, finished beating the last king, and when he saw that he was off work, he got up and knocked on Yan Xiabing's office door: "Mr. Yan, are you eating?" If you don't eat it, I'll ask again later! "
"If you are not active in business, and you eat on time so on, are you a starving ghost reincarnated?" Yan Xia Bing glanced at him, but still put away the work at hand, "What do you want to eat?" "
"It's okay, just order the whole Han banquet or something!" Chen Dong smiled innocently.
"You're so casual!" The corners of Yan Xiabing's mouth twitched, led him, and came to a nearby hot pot restaurant, "You can order any dish here, you said, the whole Han banquet!" "
"Wood problem!" Chen Dong walked in with his feet raised, picked a seat and sat down, and called the waiter to him without raising his head, "Give me a copy of all the dishes on the menu!" "
Yan Xiabing almost wanted to scold: "Chen Dong, I kindly invited you to dinner, and you deliberately killed me?" "
"Didn't you say you could do whatever you want?" Chen Dong said innocently, "It's really stingy to invite guests to dinner!" "
"Order so much, are you done eating?" Yan Xiabing didn't have a good airway.
"All inclusive!"
"Okay, if you can't finish eating, you just wait for me!"
Soon, the mandarin duck pot came up.
When the soup boiled, Chen Dong threw off his arms and ate with relish.
"I know that I eat, and I don't have any gentlemanly demeanor!" Yan Xiabing rolled her eyes, but she was indeed hungry, and she opened the topic while eating, "Hey, are you really Mr. Xu's cousin?" "
"I'm going to say I'm her husband, do you believe me?" Chen Dong didn't raise his head.
"Cut, the ghost only believes!"
"That's it!"
"It is said that Mr. Xu found a door-to-door husband, and he knew that he would eat soft rice, and he would not do anything all day long, and he was very arrogant, even his father-in-law and mother-in-law dared to fight, is it true!" Yan Xiabing's eyes rolled, and his gossip heart burned.
The corners of Chen Dong's mouth twitched suddenly, what is this. It's too exaggerated!
Sure enough, the rumors spread more and more!
"Director Yan, rumors stop at the wise, don't listen to those gossip!" Chen Dong said seriously, "Everyone thinks that Mr. Xu's husband eats soft rice, but in fact, he is silently guarding Mr. Xu." Selfless dedication and fearsome spirit are the standard of learning for all male compatriots! "
Burst!
Yan Xiabing almost didn't squirt out: "A person who knows how to eat soft rice is a waste, and he is embarrassed to say that he is selfless dedication?" Chen Dong, it seems that you also want to be a son-in-law! "
"I know me, Director Ruoyan!" Chen Dong let out a long sigh.
Yan Xiabing sprayed again, this guy is really thick-skinned!
Don't be ashamed, but be proud of shame!
"Chen Dong, you see that you have five or six people, you are good at singing, as long as you change the stinky problem on your mouth, you can actually become an excellent man who likes girls!" Yan Xiabing couldn't help but educate.
"Really?" Chen Dong looked up with a strange expression. "Director Yan, do you like me?"
"I" Yan Xiabing's always cold face, a rare touch of crimson appeared, and then said angrily, "Who, who likes you, I'm making an analogy, you see, you have no face and no skin!" "
"The explanation is to cover up, Director Yan, if you like me, you can say it! Anyway, I'm already famous, so I won't like you! Chen Dong scooped up a handful of beef and stuffed it into his mouth.
"You fart!" Yan Xia Bingqi's liver hurts, and he is simply fine after eating. Talk to him about that.
Just like him, it's strange that there are girls who like him!
"Who's farting? In public, so immoral! At that moment, a joking voice came.
I saw a man in a sweater, holding a bouquet of flowers in his hand, and said to Yan Xiabing with a smile: "Bingbing, you want to find someone to eat hot pot with you." Just notify me directly, why bother looking for such scoundrels and adding trouble to yourself! "
"Zhang Wenchuan?" Seeing someone coming, Yan Xiabing's face suddenly changed, "Why are you here?" "
"Of course I miss you!" Zhang Wenchuan said with an obsessive face, "Bingbing, do you know?" From the first time I saw you, I knew what love at first sight is! In this life, I will not marry you, otherwise I will be single to death! "
"Zhang Wenchuan, can you not be so disgusting?" Yan Xiabing frowned, "Didn't I already make it clear to you, don't come and pester me again?" I don't have feelings for you, and we're not suitable, please use your cheekiness to pursue other girls, I'm sure someone will eat this set! "
Zhang Wenchuan was met a few months ago when she was doing outreach sales.
From the beginning, Zhang Wenchuan chased and beat her hard, sending flowers and gifts to confess, and even showing off her wealth, but she didn't feel cold, so she refused directly.
But no matter what, Zhang Wenchuan put on a stupid face every once in a while, and still bombed her.
Yan Xiabing can be described as annoyed, and even has a sense of disgust and disgust in his heart.
Although compared to Chen Dong next to him, he is all thick-skinned, but at least, Chen Dong is not that charming!
"Bingbing, my cheekiness is only for you alone, and I only have the cheekiness you deserve. I am sure that you will definitely be my woman! Zhang Wenchuan was still smiling, turned his head to Chen Dong and said, "Hey, why don't you have any eyesight, you didn't see the main owner coming, and you don't get out?" "
Chen Dong turned a deaf ear and still buried his head in eating.
Zhang Wenchuan became annoyed: "Boy, I talked to you, didn't you hear?" "
"Huh? Are you talking to me? Chen Dong glanced up slowly, "It's okay, you talk about yours, don't worry about me!" "
"Hey" Zhang Wenchuan is angry, this guy is really self-inflicted, "Boy, it's okay with you, I have a relationship!" Give you three seconds, and it will disappear from under my nose immediately, or you will look good! "
"In public, you can talk about quality. Don't fart around, okay? Chen Dong put down his chopsticks, "Forget the stink, there are so many more, you will be smoked to death!" "
"You, what did you say?" Zhang Wenchuan's eyes widened, and he almost didn't jump up, "You dare to say that I fart?" Do you know who I am, I?"
Burst!
Before he finished speaking, an exploding fart sound came out of him.
"Hey, look, it's put it again, disgusting!" Chen Dong pinched his nose and ran away.
"You talk nonsense, it's not me at all"
Burst!
Poof!
Puff puff!
The fart sound came again, and it was still serial, like a cannon battle, and all the people who ate hot pot in the store were shocked.
"I'm Cao, it's so stinky, which one is farting around!"
"Don't let people eat anymore!"
"Who is so unethical and farting in public!"
In the midst of the scolding, Zhang Wenchuan realized that it seemed that he was really farting!
How so!
Impossible!
There's nothing wrong with me at all, for no reason, how can I fart so much!
Puff puff!
However, it simply can't be stopped!
Everyone's eyes suddenly focused on Zhang Wenchuan's body: "Damn, it's him!" "
"It looks like a dog, why are you so sloppy!"
"I've lived for more than 20 years, and it's the first time I've seen someone who can fart like this, Guinness Fart King!"
"I, I, I" Zhang Wenchuan covered his back, desperately trying to block it back, but he couldn't block it, and jumped up and down in a hurry.
"Zhang Wenchuan, do you think I will be with a fart king? Don't bother me again! Yan Xiabing was far away, pinching his nose with a look of disgust.
"Bingbing, listen to me, it's an accident" Zhang Wenchuan wanted to explain, but the owner of the hot pot restaurant had already run out and begged, "Big brother, I beg you, this is a small business, I can't stand your toss, you go quickly!" "
"Hurry up, what kind of person is this!"
"I want to fart and go back to my house, and come out for a walk!"
In the face of public anger, Zhang Wenchuan didn't dare to continue to stay, so he could only shout with an aggrieved face: "Bingbing, I won't give up!" And you stinky boy, it must be you who did it, wait for me! "
Watching his embarrassed figure go away, the turmoil of the fart king gradually dissipated.
Yan Xiabing didn't have the appetite to eat anymore, so he left the hot pot restaurant with Chen Dong.
The evening breeze is cool, but exceptionally fresh.
Poof!
Yan Xiabing suddenly laughed: "Chen Dong, you are too damaged, you actually pushed a normal person to the throne of the king of farts alive!" "
"What the hell? What does it have to do with me? Chen Dong's expression was innocent.
"Pretend, pretend!" Yan Xiabing saw through all the eyes, "Although I didn't see you do anything to Zhang Wenchuan, I know that you must have done it!" "
"Why?" Chen Dong was puzzled.