When Miss Lin got out of the car, she happened to be met by Su Shuyan and Ye Zhimeng, who had just returned the electric motorcycle.

Su Shuyan looked funny, smiled lightly and teased: "Hey, Lin Yiqiao, why did you come back in a police car?" Was you invited to tea by your police uncle? Still can't find your way back to school, so you have to ask the police uncle to send you a giant baby back? ”

"No, it's a long story, I'll tell you when I get back!" Lin Yiqiao said as he spoke, only to notice what the two were carrying, "Anyway, aren't you just going to buy fruit?" How about big boxes and small boxes? ”

Su Shuyan raised his hand and stretched out a large box in front of Miss Lin, with a resentful expression: "If you don't hurry up and help carry a little bit when you see it, I'll be killed!" ”

Miss Lin took it inexplicably and asked reflexively, "What is this?" ”

Su Shuyan said, "Go back to the dormitory and talk about it", then ignored her, turned around and took the bag of things in Ye Zhimeng's hand, which she bought, but there were too many things in her hand, so let Ye Zhimeng help hold it.

Ye Zhimeng on the side naturally knew that she pretended to be solemn and said: "What you can't look forward to." ”

Lin Yiqiao was only holding one thing, she raised it and looked at it, it turned out to be a quilt, and then looked at what Su Shuyan had in his hand, it seemed to be a mosquito net, did Lao Yan want to upgrade his house?

In this way, the three of them were very calm all the way, but they fried the pot when they arrived at the dormitory.

"What? Ah Yan won the grand prize?! 3888 that?! Lin Yiqiao, who was originally sitting, stood up and "roared" in disbelief.

Su Shuyan smiled sweetly at her, and the phoenix eyes of the jade lying silkworm were also stained with a smile: "Envy or not? Eyes are not red? ”

Lin Yiqiao didn't reply, he didn't move, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

Su Shuyan thought that he had gone too far, so he changed back to the most commonly used elegant voice and asked Ye Zhimeng: "I hit her?" ”

Ye Zhimeng cleaned up the tabletop, and when she heard Su Shuyan ask her, she turned her head and glanced at Lin Yiqiao, and continued to tidy up the tabletop, but she didn't forget to answer: "It'll be fine later." ”

Actually, there is no need for Ye Zhimeng to say this, Su Shuyan also knows that after all, the three of them have cultivated a tacit understanding.

A situation like Lin Yiqiao's current situation has not happened before, and she will return to normal after a while.

Sure enough, after Lin Yiqiao was expressionless for a few seconds, he began to explode on the spot, but it was different from the previous popularity, this time it was a tone full of vicissitudes: "Let me ask, is the grand prize so easy to draw?" What the hell am I smoking?! ”

Ye Zhimeng, as the president of the melon-eating club, eats any melon, and picked up without a second's pause: "What did you smoke?" ”

Without waiting for Miss Lin to answer herself, Su Shuyan said, "Do you still need to ask?" Consolation prize for sure. ”

Ms Lin: ......

"I'm really ...... Why doesn't God take care of me, a poor man?! ”

She hung her head down, her buttocks were placed on the front edge, her head was leaned back on the top of the backrest, her eyes were looking at the ceiling, her hands were on her sides and she was hanging on the chair with her legs apart.

It's almost a head-to-head grab!

"Is it okay to pay attention to the image? You've thrown the face of our dorm to the morgue. Su Shuyan put his left leg on his right leg, supported his cheek with one hand, and faced Lin Yiqiao.

The man was still battered.

Seeing this, Su Shuyan took out a carton of milk and walked up to her: "Here you go." ”

Lin Yiqiao quickly took it after regaining his vitality in a second, sat up straight, and kept throwing "wink" at Su Shuyan during the period.

Su Shuyan was disgusted by her and walked away in disgust.

Miss Lin touched her chin as if she didn't see people's dislike, and said, "Old saying, the grand prize is 3888, have you spent it?" ”

"That's right."

Lin Yiqiao is not a person who likes to ask others to set the west, but she still doesn't want to be too serious about Su Shuyan's honest rhythm that can anger people.

However, what did she buy at once and spend so much money? Could it be an electrical appliance?? Like her washing machine???

"Woman, did you quietly add a washing machine to our dormitory?" Lin Yiqiao constantly "sends autumn waves".

"People are ugly, but they are beautiful when they think about it." Su Shuyan said calmly.

Lin Yiqiao was just joking, knowing that it was impossible, so he simply changed the topic and came to Su Shuyan beggingly: "I slept with you for two and a half years, so you can buy me a carton of milk?" Are there any others? Like your cherries? ”

Su Shu's words were concise: "Get out." ”

Lin Yiqiao had already guessed that it was such a one-word answer, and he didn't die again: "You didn't buy many things, why did you spend them all?" ”

Ye Zhimeng looked at Lin Yiqiao like an idiot: "It's not much, but it's more expensive." Her quilt costs 2088 and her mosquito net costs 988. Her taste, you know. ”

In fact, it is quite expensive to buy some skin care products casually.

Although Su Shuyan bought it with a cash coupon this time, he didn't work part-time, and he could still buy several batches of stubborn clothes a year on the premise of eating normally only by relying on the living expenses given by his family, take two sets of costume art photos every other year, and buy some Taetea tea and novels from time to time.

That's probably how life is comfortable.

According to Su Shuyan's own words, her family is not rich, just an ordinary family, and her living expenses are not much different from them, and she shouts poor all day long.

In Lin Yiqiao's view, the people in City A are either rich people or people who are ready to become rich people, I don't know what kind of person Su Shuyan is?

She flashed to Su Shuyan's side, and was close to Su Shuyan, who was sitting: "Rich woman——! Let me hug your thighs! Can you take care of me? I can do everything, do laundry, cook, warm beds, and drive! ”

She was still gesturing to kiss her, but Su Shuyan resisted it with one hand, and then pushed it away.

Su Shuyan pointed to the door and motioned for her to go out: "Do you know the telephone poles on the street?" It's plastered with rich women who are asking for children, you can try it. ”

"Humph, Sister Plastic!"

"Plastic is difficult to degrade, and we are at most ice sculpture sisters."

"What ice sculpture? I've only heard about plastic! "Is she out of step with the times again?

Su Shuyan explained earnestly: "One, the ice sculpture is ice, and it will melt in a while at the temperature we have here, and second, I am smart about ice and snow, and you are very sand sculpture, and you are a sister flower of the ice sculpture." ”

"Cut-" Lin Yiqiao pouted, she knew that she would never be able to say Su Shuyan, so she simply gave up.

"By the way, I'll tell you about my heroic deeds today! I saved a life! ”

Su Shuyan instantly became excited: "You saved a life, I almost didn't get half an old life by Ye Dudu!" ”

"How?"

"You ask her."

Ye Zhimeng was embarrassed, and said with a smile: "Didn't Shu Yan and I drive the electric motorcycle, when we came back to return the electric motorcycle, the old man who managed it didn't know what to do there, so we let us get the electric motorcycle in by ourselves." ”

"I just think, how heavy it is to push up, just drive in, the door is narrower, and then Shu Yan is going to break the door, I drove in, when I got to the door, when I was less than twenty centimeters away from Shu Yan, I accidentally confused the braking and acceleration......"

Hearing this, Lin Yiqiao couldn't stop laughing, this kind of plot that can only exist in stories really exists in real life!

Su Shuyan exhaled heavily: "Then it scared me, fortunately I was standing inside, otherwise I would be responsible for the rest of my life......"

Ye Zhimeng still smiled: "Fortunately, I controlled it in time, and I didn't hit anything, otherwise, I would have lost everything!" ”

People, sometimes it's really amazing, even if you do something stupid, when you think about it or share it with others, you can't help but laugh, or that kind of embarrassing but honest self-deprecating smile.

Lin Yiqiao laughed directly and screamed: "The road killer Ye is dumbfounded, hahaha......"

Su Shuyan half-jokingly said: "Dumb, if you buy a car in the future, remember to tell me the brand style, color, and license plate, I can hide." ”

When Su Shuyan and Ye Zhimeng's experiences were almost the same, Lin Yiqiao immediately talked about his own affairs like a snail shell.

"I'm ...... today"

In the next half hour, Su Shuyan and Ye Zhimeng were dragged by Lin Yiqiao to listen to the story for more than an hour.

She has been blowing and blowing since she went out in the morning, during which she said that she had passed the third entrance examination there, and her true colors were repeated.

And when she was with Jiang Xun, she also said all the stupid things she did, she was a person who couldn't hide her words.

In the end, she also took a bite of a police uncle, which made Miss Su unbearable, and it was directly a "dog head knock" when she came up.

"What kind of police officer is after all?"

"Don't I have a business card? Let me see! ”

Lin Yiqiao glanced at it, the smile on her face gradually converged, she blinked her eyes, and then went back to look at it a few times, stunned.

Su Shuyan: "What's the matter?" ”

"Provincial Public Security Bureau Director ......"

Su Shuyan and Ye Zhimeng: ......

Lin Yiqiao wailed "heartbrokenly": "Alas, I missed hundreds of millions again!" "If you had known, you would have talked a little more before leaving the hospital!

Su Shuyan is very realistic: "What? Planning to go through the back door? ”

Lin Yiqiao walked to the door and looked left and right several times, and after making sure that there was no one, he closed the door.

She lowered her voice and pretended to be mysterious: "No, I have a bold idea, but I haven't implemented it because of the possibility of going to prison, but it's easy to say if you know the director of the Public Security Bureau." ”

"What do you mean?"

"I want to sleep with a few handsome guys, if I am caught, I am estimated to squat in it for several days, if there are acquaintances, it will definitely be a lot less!" She said, still intoxicated.

The three wives and four concubines of ancient men must be very cool, if only she could have a handsome harem......

Hey, it's exciting to think about!

Su Shuyan bypassed her, walked over and opened the door, and made a "please" gesture: "Go out and turn right, the floor trash can welcomes you, the volume is 100L, it can definitely fit you." ”