Chapter 47: The Trap
However, it was said that the Eighteenth Duke and the others left Phoenix Mountain in a slightly embarrassed manner and returned to the short pine hill sullenly......
Entering the house, Liu Ruxue sat on the stool, panting, and stunned. Seeing this, the Eighteenth Duke hurriedly poured a cup of herbal tea and brought it over.
"Madam, drink your saliva and be smooth!" said the Eighteenth Duke with a smile on his face.
"Shun Shun Qi, what is wrong with the old lady?" Liu Ruxue knocked the tea bowl in the hand of the eighteenth prince to the ground, "Eighteen, you say, Lao Niang, am I the most beautiful woman in the world!"
"Of course it is, my wife's beauty is recognized as the best in the world!"
"But that Chang'e ......" Liu Ruxue's smile suddenly appeared in front of her eyes, and she couldn't help but tremble and curled up on the ground like a deflated ball.
"Madam, compared to you, Chang'e is just a pheasant to a phoenix, and a firefly is to Haoyue!"
"Damn it, you said the opposite, the pheasant and the firefly said it was me......" Liu Ruxue was hoarse, hiding her face and crying!
"Sister, why are you crying?" Liu Ruhua on the side turned pale with fright, "That fairy sister is not only better looking than us, but I heard that she can live forever?"
"Immortal?" Liu Ruxue immediately stopped her grief, "Dead Nizi, who did you listen to?"
"Brother Houyi's family that Wu Gang! I took a nine-headed dragon leech with him to the top of Phoenix Mountain, and I accidentally violated the door rules on a whim......" Liu Ruhua said timidly: "I said that I can teach him some cultivation methods, and I guarantee that he can live a long life!" Who knew that Wu Gang smiled contemptuously, he said that last night they came to their house a Taishang Laojun, and gave Brother Houyi a gourd gold pill, they will live forever when they smell it, and they can become immortals by eating one grain!"
"Becoming an immortal? Great! Ruhua, you have broken this door rule well! Brother-in-law will reward you greatly!" Eighteen Gong excitedly danced with his eyebrows, "Madam, I guessed correctly, the descendants really received the most honorable guest in heaven and earth last night!"
"What are you excited about!" Liu Ruxue glanced at the Eighteenth Duke, "Can you guarantee that Wu Gang is not talking about it?"
"No!" Eighteen Gong said quite confidently: "Those nine golden lotuses are not trivial, only where the Sanqing Patriarch of the Dao Sect goes, will this Rui Xiang appear......!
"Don't fucking sell it, what can that purple gas prove?" Liu Ruxue raised her eyebrows.
"Madame, don't worry, I'll speak slowly as a husband!" The Eighteenth Duke shook his head and said: "I want to go west when Lao Tzu traveled to the west, before passing through the Hangu Pass, the guard ordered Yin Xi to see the purple qi coming from the east, and it was expected that there would be a saint to pass the pass! Sure enough, on the evening of the third day, in the afterglow of the setting sun, Lao Tzu came on a green ox! Yin Xi entertained Lao Tzu for a few days and asked him to write, but the Taoist ancestor couldn't refuse, so he wrote the "Tao Te Ching" with 5,000 words!"
"Even if it is the purple qi that soars to the sky proves that the old monarch is in the mortal, why would the Taishang Dao Ancestor give the descendants a gourd golden pill?" Liu Ruxue still had many questions.
"Sister, according to Wu Gang, it was because Brother Houyi shot down the Golden Crow and contributed to the world, so he was rewarded by Taishang Laojun!" Liu Ruhua's eyes blinked, and she looked quite cute.
"Yes...... That's true...... "Liu Ruxue thought for a while, her face suddenly sank, and she had a plan, "Ruhua, according to the rules of the Daomen, anyone who violates the rules of the door must face the wall for three days, and the heavy one will be expelled from the division!"
"Sister, I was wrong, you can spare me once!" Liu Ruhua turned pale with fright and fell to her knees.
"Spare you?" Liu Ruxue frowned, looking very embarrassed, "Oh, for the sake of you, how can you break my Dao Sect rules?
"Sister Xie is gracious, my little sister is willing to make meritorious service to atone for her sins!" Liu Ruhua hurriedly kowtowed to the ground.
"Get up!" Liu Ruxue smiled coldly, "Today in the descendant's house, you are crying, which makes me and your brother-in-law very shameless! Tomorrow I want to invite the descendant couple to have a meal at the drunken immortal residence on Lao Dingji, and give a gift to others, so please trouble the little sister, you will go to Phoenix Mountain and talk to the descendants!"
"Sister, what if Brother Houyi and Sister Immortal don't want to go to the banquet?" Ruhua was a little worried.
"Don't want to go to the banquet?" Liu Ruxue glared, "Then you are a sin on top of a crime, don't go back to Short Matsuoka!"
"Sister, don't drive me away...... Liu Ruhua cried "wow......
"Oh, madam, don't be embarrassed for your little sister!" Eighteen Gong smiled and said: "Ruhua, don't cry, brother-in-law gives you an idea, you see the descendant, it means that tomorrow is my birthday, and the descendant is a righteous person, so I will come to congratulate!"
"Thank you, brother-in-law......" Liu Ruhua burst into tears and smiled, turning around and walking out of the hut. I got off the short Matsuoka and went straight to Phoenix Mountain......
Seeing Ruhua walking away, the Eighteenth Duke asked suspiciously: "Madam, why are you so scaring the little sister?
"You know a fart!" Liu Ruxue sneered: "Xiao Nizi is a fart, she goes wherever I go, and she is with me when I meditate at night! But there's a big thing that you can only know, that's why I broke her up!"
"What's the big deal? Could it be related to Jin Dan?" Eighteen Gong's eyes lit up, and he had already guessed eight or nine points.
"Hey......" Liu Ruxue sighed, "Eighteen! We have been refining dragons and tigers every day, matching male and female, catching obstacles, and cultivating diligently, and we have been cultivating hard for almost a thousand years, and we have barely cultivated into a human body." But if I get the golden pill, won't I be able to become an immortal right away!"
"What Madame said is very true, but the husband has a shallow friendship with that descendant, how can he easily give us the golden pill?"
"If he doesn't give it to us, won't we go and get it ourselves?" Liu Ruxue's eyes rolled and rolled, "Eighteen, tomorrow when I arrive at the Drunken Immortal Residence, I will stabilize the descendants and others, you leave under the pretext of leaving and transfer to Phoenix Mountain, and then it depends on your ability......"
"Madame's clever plan, for her husband will definitely live up to her mission!" Eighteen Gong raised his big fingers and laughed.
"Eighteen, there's one more thing, you have to do it for me as soon as possible......" Liu Ruxue pondered slightly, suddenly her eyes leaked a fierce light, and she said viciously: "After the golden pill is in hand, you must try to make that Chang'e disappear from this world forever......"
"Madam, don't worry, it's on me!" Eighteen Gong patted his chest tightly, and his mouth agreed very simply, but his heart couldn't help but tremble: How can this be? Jealousy has turned people into demons......
As soon as he thought of this, he suddenly felt that the woman who had been with him for nearly a thousand years was unfamiliar, and this crazy decision was about to destroy a beauty that was unparalleled in the world......
"Meow meow meow ......" accompanied by a gust of wind, and suddenly a wild cat barked crisply.
Liu Ruxue sneered: "Dead Nizi, I'll be back so soon, is the matter done?"
"Meow meow meow...... Of course it's done!" "The giggling laughter of Liu Ruhua spread all over Nakatsuoka, but there was no one to be seen.
"Dead Nizi, don't show up yet, what kind of trick are you playing?" Liu Ruxue scolded.
"Sister, where am I here!" In Liu Ruhua's innocent laughter, but in front of Liu Ruxue and Eighteen Gong, a small willow tree emerged from the ground, and in the blink of an eye, a person was tall, and then stretched out his hands and feet from the trunk, and then swung left and right, suddenly turning into a human form......
"Like a flower, you have grown up, you dare to show off in front of people, it seems that the Tao has been accomplished, and my sister will not have to teach you in the future......" For some reason, Liu Ruxue's slightly sarcastic words were a little sad.
"Sister, what are you talking about, my little sister's little insect carving skills are far worse than yours!" Liu Ruhua said and threw herself into Liu Ruxue's arms......
While talking, the time has passed, and it is time to do homework again. Liu Ruxue beckoned Eighteen Gong and Liu Ruhua to sit down on their respective futons. The three of them were all focused on the sky, holding their breath, and after a while, there was only a faint sound of breathing in the thatched house......
Liu Ruxue has the best cultivation among the three, but when she closes her eyes today, she can't settle down for a long time, and Chang'e's shallow smile is always dangling in front of her eyes! Liu Ruxue can't help but grit her teeth secretly: One day, Chang'e's body will be broken into ten thousand pieces......
A thought of anger suddenly rose in her heart, and she fell into ignorance in an instant......
Suddenly, a sharp flash swept through the darkness, followed by a thunderclap, which actually knocked down the thatched hut! Suddenly, the wind and rain were raging, but seeing the wind and rain carrying flying sand and stones, swords, guns, swords, halberds attacking him from all directions, there was nowhere to hide, and there was nowhere to hide, Liu Ruxue was so frightened that she screamed in fright and woke up suddenly, it turned out to be a nightmare!
"Sister, what's wrong with you?" Looking at Liu Ruxue, who was sweating, Ruhua asked cautiously.
"I'm fine, what time is it?" Liu Ruxue tried to stabilize her mind, and found that a ray of sunlight shone into the house through the small east window, spreading warmth on herself.
"It's time for the hour, and Madame has been in the schedule for a full eight hours this time, which can be described as a full merit!" said the Eighteenth Duke and handed over a sweat towel.
"Really?" Liu Ruxue took the sweat towel, wiped the cold sweat on her head, and tried to squeeze out a smile, "You should also use more snacks in the future, especially Ruhua, and sit up, either twisting and turning, or falling asleep!"
"Sister......" Ruhua "giggled" and jumped up, "It's not too early, we should go to Lao Dingji!"
"Okay, let's get ready, let's go!" was about to hit the road, success or failure in this move, Liu Ruxue's heart suddenly felt a little uneasy......
The three of them simply freshened up, came to the outside of the thatched house, closed the door, and then recited a spell, rode the wind, and traveled more than 200 miles in an instant, and saw that Lao Dingji was in front of them......