I nodded thoughtfully: "I see, no wonder the three of you major in Iron Head Gong, Iron Cloth Shirt and Iron Crotch Gong." ”

"Well, so in this world, people who practice martial arts can be roughly divided into three categories."

I became interested and asked, "What are the three categories?" ”

The fifth brother explained: "The first type is only to practice external skills, such as sanda and boxing, which belong to foreign kung fu, with only moves and limited power. The second category, both internal and external, like me, the third brother and the fourth brother are this kind of people, our internal strength is also a small success, but still can't get to the hall of elegance, but the combination of inside and outside, is also a good hand, killing the black bear with bare hands can easily do! The third category, with top-level martial arts, outstanding talent, and both internal and external cultivation at the same time, the achievements of this kind of people are limitless! My eldest brother and second brother, for example, are such people. ”

I think about it, those two bad old men are just too bad! If that palm had slapped me, I would have died on the spot! And they are brothers, no matter how much they fight, they will not be killed, that is, they did not use all their strength!

"Fifth brother, let's see how my talent is!" I can't wait to find out.

The fifth brother glanced at me contemptuously and said, "Just you? It's not as talented as when I was alive. ”

"What?" I was shocked: "Doesn't that mean that I can't even practice the Iron Crotch Gong?" ”

"That's not necessarily, if you're diligent enough, you can still make a difference. Come on! Fifth brother, I'll pass on your iron gear magic now! Know that time waits for no one! You don't have much time to waste! ”

Although the fifth brother is enthusiastic and full of sincerity, it can't help but think of those old bustards who are dressed up and stand at the door of the brothel and shout 'Uncle, come in and have fun'. ”

However...... In all fairness! Just as I was swearing the word '', there was a knock on the door outside! Immediately afterward, the knocking turned into a slamming door, and a female voice shouted outside, "Come out for me!" ”

Fertile trough? This voice seems to be Du Yue's, it's bad, it's troublesome now, it's all to blame on the damn fifth brother!

After opening the courtyard door, I found that it was indeed Du Yue standing outside! I asked a little embarrassed, "Senior Sister Du, is there something wrong?" ”

"Hmph, I'm here to call you to dinner, why are you speaking ill of each other?"

"Misunderstanding, Senior Sister Du, it wasn't you who I scolded just now."

Du Yue kicked the door open, full of force, and shocked me back a few steps! Du Yue looked around the courtyard and said, "Didn't you scold me? Is there anyone else in this courtyard? Hmph, I suspected that you were a spy sent by the Chen family, but there is no evidence yet, but I will find out sooner or later. After speaking, Du Yue turned around and left......

Spies? Why do I have another title besides 'The Apprentice of the Fifth Uncle of Waste Firewood'? It must have caused a misunderstanding when I was with Chen Ying last time, she mistakenly thought that I had an unusual relationship with the Chen family, and this time I was also a spy sent by the Chen family.

But I really don't know the Chen family well, I feel that I can't wash it by jumping into the Yellow River, and the future is dark......

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Because Du Yue left angrily, I didn't know where the restaurant was, so I could only eat the only half of the bread left in my travel bag.

After eating, I chatted with the fifth brother for a while, and then fell asleep tiredly.

I don't know how long I slept, but I was suddenly woken up by a strange noise, the sound came from the yard, like an eerie cry. This couldn't help but make me frown, sit up from the bed, rub my eyes and ask, "What sound?" ”

The fifth brother floated on the side of the bed and said with a smile: "There are three disciples outside pretending to be ghosts to scare you, do you want to teach them a lesson?" ”

I asked with a look on my face, "How do you teach a lesson?" I can't beat them. ”

"Idiot!" The fifth brother hated the iron and scolded: "Don't you have a Taoist technique? Burning some Yin Talismans and letting me absorb Yin Qi can temporarily increase the Dao and reach the realm where Yin Qi condenses into a physical body. ”

"Good idea, but how many Yin Talismans do you need?"

The fifth brother said casually: "One hundred and eighty." ”

This...... I hesitated, but finally agreed, and then quietly walked to the window, looked out covertly, and at the same time took out a stack of Yin Talismans from my backpack and quickly ignited them! I brought so many, a total of 100 pieces, and the cost price of this Yin Talisman is as high as more than 2,000 yuan! However, I have already seen through the window that the three sneaky people in the courtyard are the same guys who laughed at the fifth brother during the day! In order to make the fifth brother vent his evil anger, he doesn't care about these losses!

The three guys were draped in black cloth on their heads, dressed like ghosts, and one of them asked a short figure, "Senior Brother Wang, why is there no movement inside?" Did he sleep too hard? Hey? How can there be green light in the house? There can't really be ghosts, right? ”

I was squatting under the window and eavesdropping, and I said that Wang Fei was also here, this guy is really a hypocrite!

I saw the taller figure say, "How can there be ghosts in this world?" Senior Brother Chu, you go and scratch the door, Senior Brother Liu, you go and knock on the window, I will go up to the roof to make some noise, and try to scare him into wetting the bed tonight. ”

The three of them had a clear division of labor, and after laughing for a while, they came to their respective jobs, and learned to scream while making movements.

I still squatted calmly under the window, igniting the yin talisman one after another, all the yin qi was absorbed by the fifth brother, and when it was ignited to the eighty-third one, the fifth brother whispered: "Enough!" ”

At this moment, I saw that the fifth brother exuded a strong yin qi, and he felt like he was fighting with a century-old ghost! It's really a heifer ringing the doorbell, and cow B is home!

Senior Brother Liu was knocking on the window with a lewd face, and he was still learning to scream, and just when he was screaming, he suddenly felt that his head was beaten! And it hurts! He hurriedly looked back, but there was no one behind him, only Senior Brother Chu, who was scratching the door not far away, looked over and asked in a low voice, "What's wrong?" ”

"It's fine." Senior Brother Liu felt a little inexplicable, and turned around and continued to knock on the window, but before he could knock a few times, his head was hit hard again!

Senior Brother Liu turned around and looked again, but there was still nothing behind him! He glanced at Senior Brother Chu angrily, and secretly clenched his fists! The heart said that this guy must have done it! has been tricked twice in a row, this time Senior Brother Liu has learned smartly, staring at Senior Brother Chu with the corner of his eye, and said in his heart that if this guy dares to play a prank again, he will be arrested! But after staring at it for a minute, Senior Brother Chu didn't move at all, Senior Brother Liu felt a little tired in his eyes, closed his eyes and rubbed it, but at this moment, the back of his head was hit hard again!

The so-called clay figurines still have three points of fire! This time, Senior Brother Liu was completely angry! Without saying a word, I rushed straight over! kicked Senior Brother Chu to the ground! scolded in a low voice: "What the hell are you doing? ”

Senior Brother Chu was also angry: "Are you evil? What are you kicking me for? ”

Wang Fei, who was barking on the roof, saw that the situation was not good, so he hurriedly jumped down and asked in a low voice, "Why did you two get into infighting?" ”

"It's all him!" Senior Brother Liu said angrily: "When I knocked on the window just now, he hit me on the head three times!" ”

"Fart! I didn't even know what was going on, so I was kicked by you! Also, you can't even lie! Your martial arts are better than mine, how can you be quietly touched behind by me? Senior Brother Chu also said angrily.

Senior Brother Liu paused for a moment: "It makes sense, and you can't be so fast!" But if it's not you...... Who could it be? Wang, Senior Brother Wang, this courtyard is a bit evil, otherwise, let's go. ”

But just as the three of them were about to retreat, a sudden wind rose in the courtyard! I saw a phantom appear not far away, like a ghost out of thin air! Wang, Chu, and Liu stared at each other with round eyes and held their breath, and under their gaze, the figure gradually became fuller!

"Sneaky! Who? Wang Fei asked as he pulled out a handful from his waist.

"Teacher, senior brother, that seems to be ...... Fifth Uncle! Senior Brother Liu was sweating profusely, and his voice trembled as he reminded.

"Fifth Uncle of Fart! Bold fanatics! Dare to pretend to be a ghost in Xiayun Mansion, let me Wang Fei teach you a lesson! As he spoke, he stepped on his feet, and his body rushed over like an arrow from a string! Four meters away, it was almost instantaneous! At the same time, slam your fist at the ghost's head!

And I was squatting under the window to peek, and when I saw this speed, I couldn't help but secretly praise how fast! To be able to see this live version of a horror movie, it's worth wasting 83 Yin Talismans!

The so-called family is happy and the family is sad, I leisurely watched the 'movie', but the three people outside were about to be scared to pee! Because Wang Fei's blow just now hit the fifth brother accurately! But he didn't think about it, he took his hands and arms and passed through the fifth brother's head together! The fifth brother turned his head a little stiffly, and asked gloomily: "Wang Fei~~Don't you even recognize the fifth uncle~~"

"Five, Fifth Uncle, haven't you been hanging for many years?" Wang Fei's legs trembled, and he was about to pee.

The fifth brother continued to say gloomily: "Yes~~ But I heard that a disciple gave me a nickname behind my back~~The crotch of my pants was broken and the boulder ~~ I want to take away the disciple who has no respect for the elders~~" Saying that, the fifth brother also conjured up the appearance of bleeding from seven holes, which was very terrifying.

"What the hell!!" The three of them screamed at the same time and jumped out of the yard: "Help! The fifth uncle has appeared!! ”

Seeing the three of them fleeing, I pushed the door and walked out, laughing and said, "Fifth brother, I guess they won't dare to speak ill of you in the future." But then again, you were so bad just now, they almost scared the hell."

"Haha." The fifth brother also laughed: "These rabbit cubs have no respect, so they should be scared......"

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I thought this farce was over, but just as I was about to continue sleeping, I saw a lot of flashlights lit up outside, and then, rubbing! More than a dozen figures jumped in over the wall! It's like a brothel, come and go!

Among the dozen or so figures, the two bad old men bore the brunt of the attack, dragging the frightened disciple and asking, "Wang Fei, didn't you say that you saw the fifth brother appear?" What about people? ”

Wang Fei stammered, "I, I did see ...... just now."

At this moment, I pushed open the door, yawned and said, "The two masters are so enthusiastic, and they came to visit so late, which really flattered the juniors." ”

Second brother Du Tianxin snorted coldly: "Boy, I heard that the fifth brother has appeared, do you know?" ”

I hurriedly pretended to be stupid: "Manifestation? I don't know, I've been sleeping just now, did I miss something? ”

As soon as the words fell, I heard a cold snort from the other side. I followed the prestige and found that it was Du Yue who was standing behind Du Tianzhi! She was there, but she didn't notice it just now! It's too bad now, Du Yue knows the identity of my Taoist priest! If I said it, I wouldn't be able to eat and walk around, at least the three scared guys wouldn't let me go