I have to say that I only recuperated for about a week, and most of my injuries recovered, which shows that my physical fitness is quite good.

The first period of the morning was the Chinese class, which was also the class teacher's class.

The head teacher is a middle-aged woman, snobbish, and last year's Teacher's Day, my father also gave a big gift, a gold pen! It took almost two thousand oceans!

However, this gift was of little use, because my grades were very unstable, and I was fluctuating between the third and second to last, and at first she talked to me a few times for the sake of the face of the golden pen, and then when she saw that I did not eat the oil and salt, she simply ignored it.

On Teacher's Day a few days ago, my dad didn't say anything, and I asked my dad: "Lao Li, do you still give gifts on Teacher's Day this year?" ”

Dad said send a fart, you have this achievement, and sending an aircraft carrier can't change anything, although our family is not short of that money, but good steel should be used on the blade, understand?

And this year, I didn't give gifts, which made the head teacher very dissatisfied, no, as soon as I entered the house, I started to look for trouble.

"Class!"

"Hello teacher." The crowd shouted weakly.

"Hello students, please be seated. Before class, let's string up the seats, Coach Shi, you sit next to Bruce Lee. ”

Shi Haochi, whose academic performance is on par with mine, was two points ahead of me in the last final exam, ranking third from the bottom of the class, and I was second. Needless to say, this kid must not have given a gift, so he was strung next to me. Because I'm in a poor location, in the corner of the last row, there are mops and buckets next to them, and there is a fishy smell.

Shi Haochi came over very reluctantly, originally he was at the same table as Jiang Yunsheng, he looked very eye-catching, and he could tease him if he was fine, but now that he is a man, it is strange that he can be happy.

The head teacher continued: "Wei Zhu, you go to Jiang Yunsheng's side. Everyone knows that Wei Zhu's grades are not very good, sit next to the class leader, let the class leader tutor him, and the classmates should help each other. ”

Wei Zhu is a veritable three-good student! He was the first in his class in three ways!

What are the three aspects?

First of all, he is known as the fattest man in the class, his belly is bigger than that of a pregnant woman, and his fat body trembles when he laughs.

Secondly, he is the richest person in the class, and it is said that his father came out of the countryside and went to Shanxi to dig coal, and became a coal boss by digging and digging, a typical nouveau riche. I saw his dad at the last parent-teacher conference, full of big gold teeth, and his taste is not good.

In the end, he was the bottom of his class and his grades have been consistent since he entered the school!

But Jiang Yunsheng didn't want to sit with this fat man, so he stood up and said, "Teacher, since you are tutoring classmates with bad grades, I want to sit with Bruce Lee." ”

The eyes of the whole class turned to me! It made me feel uncomfortable.

The head teacher said, "Sit down, the teacher is free to arrange." "I don't know how many gifts Wei Zhu's father gave to the head teacher.

As for Jiang Yunsheng...... When I voted for the class president a few days ago, I voted for her.

As the saying goes, the arm can't twist the thigh, Jiang Yunsheng's resistance seems so weak, and in the end, he can only give up.

Shi Haochi sat next to me and said angrily: "With me Shi Haochi, you will always be the second-to-last, and you will never be the third-to-last." ”

I cursed stupidly in my heart, turned my head to the other side, and continued to sleep......

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At night, when I was engrossed in my blind homework, the ugly ghost suddenly appeared and startled me! I patted my chest and said, "Big brother, next time you show up, can you say hello?" ”

"I'll teach you the Tao tonight."

"Really? Do you know how to do Taoism? Reversible and at the same time know the art of feng shui and soul restoration, are you a Taoist priest in your lifetime? ”

The ugly ghost shook his head, nodded again, and said, "It's possible." I can't remember who I am, but I'm impressed by the mess. ”

I looked serious: "This is a clue, maybe I can find out your identity." ”

"Yes." The ugly ghost did not continue the topic, but explained the Dao technique: "In fact, our so-called Dao technique is to urge the yang energy in the body to activate the charm, so you must first learn the method of concentrating and exercising your spiritual power. After that, learn to recognize the pulse and understand the meridians in the body, and finally learn to control and guide the yang fire in the body. Now let's teach you how to concentrate first. ”

My face was full of excitement, and I pricked up my ears to listen.

The ugly ghost said: "The method of concentrating is very simple, lie flat on the bed, relax your whole body, and concentrate your attention on the palms of your limbs. ”

I waited a few more seconds, but there was no follow-up, and I couldn't help but ask, "Gone?" It's as simple as that? ”

"It's just as simple as it sounds. When you successfully concentrate, you can feel the heat in the palms of your hands and feet, but it is not easy for beginners to do this. After you are successful, we will teach you how to identify the meridians in your body. With that, the ugly ghost walked through the wall.

I didn't believe in evil, so I tried it in bed, and after just a minute, I fell asleep......

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The next day, early in the morning.

After running two kilometers, I went to the park to practice my sword. The death of the third brother hit me hard, so I crave strength and don't want to be lazy. No matter how high the so-called martial arts are, they are also afraid of kitchen knives, and no matter how good the light skills are, a brick will be knocked down, which shows the importance of weapons.

And my set of Tai Chi swordsmanship is not a self-cultivation version of the elderly, but can be used in battle! When I was dealing with evil ghosts a few days ago, I found that this set of swordsmanship is very powerful! That's why I have to cultivate even more diligently! Boost your strength!

I was engrossed in dancing the sword, and found that there were endless changes between the moves, and after the dance, I suddenly heard applause from the side: "Okay! ”

I was too focused to know that there was anyone nearby, and when I followed the voice, I saw a young man standing next to me clapping his hands. This person is about twenty years old, one meter seventy-five tall, sword eyebrows and starry eyes, and his eyes are bright, I nodded slightly to him, indicating that I had said hello, and then continued to dance the sword. Who knew that not only did he not leave, but leaned over and asked, "Big brother, do you accept apprentices?" ”

"No."

"Teach me, learn this set of swordsmanship, and I can go to pick up girls."

This person was so annoying, he actually disturbed me to practice swords, so I said angrily: "This swordsmanship is not used to pick up girls, besides, this thing is generally only learned by the elderly, self-cultivation, it is useless if you learn it, which girl will like this thing?" ”

"Big brother, then teach me a set of swordsmanship that can pick up girls!" He pleaded very sincerely.

I just wanted to blow him away, but suddenly I thought of something, rolled my eyes, and said, "There is a kind of martial arts, maybe suitable for pickling girls." ”

His face was full of surprise: "What is it?" ”

"Iron! Crotch! Merit! I said word by word! In the past, the fifth brother always wanted to find a successor, so it was better to let this guy go!

The young man muttered in a low voice: "Iron crotch gong? Isn't it amazing? ”

"Of course, some time ago I stood there motionless, scaring away the seven thugs!"

Didn't even move your hand, and directly scared away seven? The young man seemed to sense the power of the Iron Crotch Gong, and nodded like a chicken pecking rice: "I want to learn!" ”

Fertile trough? Is this a fool? Iron crotch gong also dare to learn? He's not afraid of training his life? I asked casually, but who would have thought that he would agree! So I said: "Fifth brother has been absent recently, you can leave your contact information, and when he comes back, he will pass on your iron crotch magic skills!" ”

The young man was a little disappointed: "That's all it can be." ”

I changed the subject and asked, "What's your name?" ”

The young man put his hand on his forehead, posed, and said in a deep voice, "Hello big brother, my name is Yang Minho." ”

"What's the name? Are you Korean? ”

"No, it's not." The young man hurriedly explained: "Actually, my name is Yang Jiannan, but I don't think the name is very good, so I changed it for myself." ”

"? It's a good name, so I'll use this in the future. "Although I said so, I was secretly thinking in my heart, how can the name of this product be the same as our Ban Shi Haochi and Wei Zhu? It's not the father's name, which father can give his child such an ugly name?

Yang Jiannan nodded: "By the way, big brother, I see that you seem to be very intentional in dancing the sword just now, how many years have you been practicing?" ”

"More than two months."

His eyes widened, and his jaw almost dropped: "Dancing so well in two months?" Are you a genius? ”

I continued to dance the sword and glanced at him: "Li Bai said that genius is 1% talent and 99% sweat. ”

Yang Jiannan sneered, looked at me contemptuously, and said, "How could there be such a symbol as 'percent' in ancient times? Big brother, you really don't have any knowledge. ”

Actually, I deliberately said it wrong, think about it and test it to see if he is stupid or not. As a result, his next sentence confirmed my suspicion and made me feel the urge to vomit blood! I only heard him say contemptuously: "That was obviously said by Lu Xun!" Have you heard of Zhou Shuren? ”

I shook my head as I vomited blood: "I haven't heard of it." ”

Then I ignored him and continued to dance the sword. After dancing for a while, I felt that the time was almost up, so I made a sword collection pose, Yang Jiannan sighed beside him: "That song is really right, three points are destined, seven points rely on the big bia, and only through hard work can you practice such a beautiful swordsmanship." ”

"Is there a word bia?" Seeing that he was going to show off his knowledge again, I couldn't help but ask.

"Yes, Bia."

Speechless......

When they parted, he left his mobile phone number and asked me to contact him, because he was very eager for the unique science of 'Iron Crotch Gong'.

After all, I promised the fifth brother that I would not let his iron crotch skills be lost, and this person just happens to have a bad brain, so it is perfect to inherit the fifth brother's stunts!

So I nodded: "Don't worry, this stunt is yours, and no one can snatch it away." ”

After the separation, I secretly thought in my heart: I haven't seen the fifth brother for a few days, and since the ugly ghost set him free, he has never appeared again, so go back and ask the ugly ghost to find it