Chapter 29: The Five Ghosts Cry Shed
The old people were okay, but the young people didn't dare to speak out, and when I saw a few old mothers dressing the corpses, I asked, "What?"
I only learned from this question that it turned out that one of this girl's shoes could not be worn, and no matter how she wore it, she couldn't wear it, which made everyone anxious.
Before and after I went up, I couldn't close my eyes when I looked at the corpse, knowing that the deceased was unwilling to leave the world, nostalgic for the red dust, or maybe it was because he couldn't turn his eyes away, so he picked up the shoes that he couldn't wear, and asked Yan Liudao: "I asked you how many catties and taels of these shoes are?"
Yan Liu listened, his eyes rolled around, of course he knew my intentions, and then replied 1 catty and 6 taels, after listening to him, then I handed over the shoes to the old mother, and the shoes were put on.
This surprised everyone, Yan Wenli asked me: "What, these shoes are six taels a pound?" Didn't you?"
As soon as I heard it, Yan Liu and I were just lying to the ghost, and the ghost naturally didn't believe that the shoes were six taels a catty, so he had to put them on and try them, so wouldn't she just put them on this try? This will make Yan Wenli break the point, and he doesn't know what is going to happen.
I hurriedly asked someone to carry the coffin in, and then pretended to be a corpse, which people were not ambiguous, and quickly carried the coffin in, I asked Kuizi to hold the corpse, he was her in-laws, blood relationship, and it was not easy to cheat the corpse.
Kuizi was not ambiguous, and with tears in his eyes, he hugged his sister into the coffin, and then covered the coffin, but before we were ready to thank the guests, the official family came, it seems to be from the police station, they don't let people be buried, they have to be cremated.
Yan Liu and I didn't dare to squeak, both of us knew the power of the official family, people don't tell you anything, they said that they would arrest you, and in the end it was really inextricable, and it almost started, dozens of people in Mujia Village surrounded the car, and wanted to beat the officials who came to rob the body and go to cremation.
But in the end, it was dispersed, because Yan Wenli's son Yan Kuan came, he was the official of the town, cremation is the policy given by the above, and all the dead must be cremated in the future, if this work is not done well, his official will not do it, so as soon as he heard that Mujia Village was going to fight because of cremation, Yan Kuan came in a hurry.
After I came, I first did Yan Wenli's work, and then asked Yan Wenli to do Yan An's work, and finally started to do my work again, I don't care, what the bitter master wants, I will do.
In the end, there was no way, the body still had to be cremated, but the ritual that should be carried still had to go, and I asked them to carry the body to the land temple first, and then send it to the coil.
This ritual is led by the older man carrying the lantern and the pot in front of the way, and the brothers of the older or younger generation carry the broom with the paper tied to the year, and follow behind the death card in the hand, supported by two people, and the things that will be burned behind Kuizi are burned, and the daughter's dressing table, paper money, cash tree, cornucopia, gold and silver vault, and treasure chest are all burned.
I put a handful of rice in the carcass's pocket, pressed a stick in her hand, and then asked all the people who wore filial piety to accompany her, and went to the temple, and turned left three times and right three times on the land temple, and turned the cow or horse house in front of the temple to the southwest, and then put one of the clothes she wore most often in front of her on the back of the old cow, and stuffed it with gold ingots, all of which were made of paper, and then shouted: "This is for the cow to see, not for the cow to wear, and the cow and horse only recognize clothes and not people."
After saying me, I had the cattle burned, and I did this to bribe the cow's head and horse noodles, and the so-called money can make the ghost grind is this truth.
After sending the coil, I saw that the officials who followed the car were sitting in the car and scolding, and pointing at me, I felt uncomfortable, you can not believe it, but please don't insult my business.
I shouted at the hearse, "Lift the coffin!"
This sentence shows that all the ceremonies are over, they can carry the coffin to the car, at this time Yan Kuan asked which officials to get out of the car and carry the coffin up, but at this time something strange happened, which officials couldn't lift the coffin anyway, this time everyone began to coax, some said that the gods appeared, some said that the ghost pressed the coffin, anyway, it was some scaring words.
Yan Liu smiled at me, I glared at him instead, this kind of thing was not done by me, but the people in the coffin really didn't want to leave, at this time, Yan Kuan asked everyone to carry the coffin, and more than a dozen big men worked together to reluctantly lift the coffin and load it into the hearse.
However, there was a problem with the hearse at this time, no matter how the master lit the fire, the hearse just couldn't hit, and the driver, the master got out of the car and checked it more than a dozen times, and felt that the car was fine, but it was just weird, the car couldn't catch fire.
Yan Kuan's head was sweating, and the driver's master was a person who often drove a hearse, so he knew that this kind of thing might be a ghost pressing the coffin, so he gave Yan Kuan a trick and asked him to come to me.
Yan Kuan didn't come to me, but went to find Yan Wenli, talked to Yan Wenli, and finally Yan Wenli came to me.
Yan Wenli ran up to me and said to me: "Daxian, since you have agreed to be cremated, you can let her have a smooth journey, don't delay the hour, you have to send it back for burial after the burning."
I looked at the frightened faces of those officials, so I walked over, and I said: "There are gods in the head, you can not believe it, but you can't be disrespectful, if you have the ability to drive this car away today, I will write Hu San's name upside down."
Which officials didn't look good when they heard it, but no one dared to squeak, I saw that they all lowered their heads, and I knew that I knew the lesson, so I opened the coffin, and it was strange to say, the corpse in the coffin actually burst into tears, and this situation frightened the officials with a blue face.
I glanced at Yan Liu, and he also looked solemn, and said to me, "I'm afraid that you will have more work, and you will have to deal at a loss."
I glared at Yan Liu, ignoring him, this kind of thing is called a ghost crying injustice, this girl died miserably, and she died unjustly, so before revenge, she didn't want to be reincarnated, so she cried to people who had Taoism, and wanted to help her avenge her hatred.
I said to the people in the coffin: "Life and death have a life and wealth in the sky, if you don't deserve to die, the king of Hades will also avenge your grievances for you, you can go on the road with peace of mind, I will see your suffering today, and I will definitely be wronged for you in the future, otherwise I will definitely break my longevity and leave you." Said I, I will cover the coffin, and then tell the master to hurry up and light the fire.
"Whoa!"
A crisp sound, the car actually caught fire, I quickly got out of the car, let those officials get in the car, don't delay the time, but those officials said that they didn't get on the car, locked the door, borrowed a donkey cart to go, at this time they were already scared of the soul, so dare to take that hearse?
The only person who saw him off was Yan Wenli, he was involved in this matter, although he was afraid, he had to follow, and we hurried home after sending the coil, and we had to thank the guests to clean up the spiritual platform.
As soon as we went home, we saw that all the guests were standing outside the mourning hall and didn't dare to go in, I asked Yan An what was going on, but they didn't dare to say, I felt strange, but looking at the mourning hall was no big deal, so I asked Yan An to go in and clean up the mourning platform, and then prepare to thank the guests.
I followed the mourning hall to clean up, at this time a woman came over, it seemed to be Yan An's niece, he said to me: "Daxian, when you left just now, we began to clean up, but when the sacrifice in front of the spirit, everyone heard the cry of a woman around the spirit shed, that cry is the kind of very sharp, silky sound, the kind of cry that is pretended, the kind of cry, the kind of woo woo, when everyone goes to look in the direction of the sound, the sound will run to the edge of the coffin before the coffin in the spirit shed, and go to the place where the coffin is placed to find, The voice will run to the outside of the original spirit shed, and it has been repeated many times, scaring people to death, is my sister unwilling to be cremated?"
When I heard it, I felt that something was wrong, the cry was definitely not the daughter of the Yan family, and suddenly, my mind was clouded, and I hurriedly asked, "From which direction did you hear the cry?"
The girl said to me rarely, "There are people in all directions, don't you see that those guests are afraid to enter the house?" It's scared to death. ”
I know it's troublesome when I hear it, a lot of people are going to die now, this is called the five ghosts crying spirit shed, and when I hear a cry from several directions, a few people will die.
I asked the girl, and I said, "What's your name?" How old are you and where does your family live?"
The girl said that her name was Yan Li, she was 20 years old, and her family lived in Mujia Village, and she was very panicked when she saw me asking her this, and I said, "After you go back today, you must eat three meals a day, and take a bath with warm water every night.
The girl nodded quickly, she ran out in fright, and as soon as I went out, I heard a crow noise, but I saw Yan Li covering her head and shouting, "Stinky crow, why are you on my head?" I'll kill you. ”
When I saw that Yan Li was about to pick up a stone to shoot a crow, I hurriedly ran out, wiped off the bird droppings on her head with a red cloth, and then wrapped it in a red cloth, and said, "Hurry up and go home to take a bath, don't go out for five days, don't go out for anything, otherwise you must have no doubt."
Yan Li listened, frightened, a spirit girl was scared out of tears, I asked Kuizi to send her home, so as not to encounter any accidents on the way.
Kuizi was not ambiguous, and sent her cousin home after finding a donkey cart, and I asked Yan An to hurry up and thank the guests and send them away, so as not to have any major incidents at night.
In this way, we sent the guests away in a hurry, and the funeral that was supposed to be smooth and smooth was hastily messed up, leaving many guests unsatisfied.
I was sitting in the mourning hall with Yan Liu, and Yan An asked me, "Great Immortal, what?" Is something wrong?"
I nodded and said to Yan An, "You tell me the names of all the girls in my relatives' family who are about twenty years old."
Yan An was a little frightened when he heard this, and said, "Great Immortal, what's going on?"