Chapter 1: The Murder Drinking Bureau

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At the wine table, a group of fat-brained guys pushed glasses and changed glasses. The smell of smoke filled the room.

This dinner was prepared by Yu Fan's company in order to contact business, and the leaders of a large state-owned enterprise in XA City were invited.

Usually, these leaders look like people in the office, and after three rounds of drinking, their true nature is exposed, and foul language is flying all over the sky, they tell vulgar jokes to amuse, but they think they are a master of humor. As everyone knows, their current ugliness is far more funny than their jokes.

Yu Fan bowed his head and was silent, as the person in charge of the XA branch of Guanghan Hengrun Chemical Co., Ltd., he also participated in this business dinner.

Yu Fan didn't drink a drop of wine, because he had a cold today and was not very comfortable. The winter in XA City is very cold, the doors and windows are closed, the heating is on, and the thick smell of smoke cannot be dispersed in the house, which makes Yu Fan even more uncomfortable.

However, what disgusted Yu Fan the most was this hypocritical occasion. In order to contact the business, the leader is served well, as if it has become the standard configuration of business logic, this status quo exists everywhere, and everyone accepts it, but Yu Fan just doesn't like it.

Yu Fan looked at these people quietly, each with their own characteristics, and Yu Fan read their information from their behavior. The young man with glasses, always raising his glass with both hands, such a person generally gives people a natural sense of closeness, gentle and elegant, humble, pragmatic and diligent, and should be a clerical employee in the enterprise; The man in the black suit has been pouring wine for others, is a typical sociable and possessive person; And the person who does not refuse to drink is a person with a sharp personality and a conceited type, and he is often moody in life; And the man who drinks alone in the corner, such a person is more like an idealist, immersed in his own little world alone, and likes to enjoy the simple little things in life.

These people have their own psychological characteristics, and these psychological characteristics can not be concealed, people will always release this information from every word and deed, and this information, the more you want to hide, the more you will want to cover up. In Yu Fan's eyes, these people are as transparent as white paper. Yu Fan can completely say what they want to hear according to their personalities and please them.

But Yu Fan would not do this.

At this time, a leader in his 50s with a round waist and thick shoulders came over with a wine glass to toast Yu Fan. Yu Fan looked at this leader carefully, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, and the person who took the initiative to toast was generally a bit of a domineering president, with strong opinions, great energy, and full of leadership charm. They have a workaholic personality and will not give up until they achieve their goals.

The leader spoke, and his voice was very powerful and powerful: "Young man, you became the head of XA branch at a young age, which is very powerful, I have been listening to people below your company talk about you before." Come, my surname is Li, let's meet one. ”

Yu Fan politely refused: "Mr. Li, I'm really sorry, I have a cold and feel very uncomfortable today, and I don't want to drink." ”

Yu Fan is obviously not very good at refusing, the sentence "I don't want to drink", as if an invisible slap slapped the face of the leader of this state-owned enterprise, the leader's face was embarrassed, the atmosphere froze, the voice of the person who told the joke was also quiet, and Yu Fan's subordinates were also sweating in their hearts.

However, this Mr. Li immediately put on a smile again, and said half-mockingly and half-accusatory: "Yo? You don't give me face!! If you have a cold, you need to drink some wine to kill the virus, just drink some wine. ”

I have to say that this leader's adaptability is really good, not only gave himself a step, but also expressed his attitude, saying that state-owned enterprises are a big river and lake, and people who can go up know the art of language. The people next to him also laughed, and the atmosphere eased a lot.

Yu Fan: "Mr. Li, it's really not suitable for people to drink if they have a cold, and if you don't do it, you will die." ”

Yu Fan's colleagues were speechless at this moment, blaming Yu Fan in their hearts, and persuading him to drink would be raised to the height of life.

Mr. Li felt that he was offended, and he couldn't hold back anymore, and scolded with the strength of the wine: "I said that you young man don't give face, don't give face, Lao Tzu has lived for most of his life and you don't understand?" I think you are... ”

"A general upper respiratory tract cold is an inflammatory reaction of the upper respiratory tract," Yu Fan directly interrupted Mr. Li's words, "In this case, drinking alcohol is easy to aggravate mucosal vasodilation and congestion, resulting in an increase in respiratory secretions, which stimulates the further aggravation of the cold." In the case of a viral flu, the human body needs a lot of energy to restore immunity and resist the virus, while drinking alcohol will cause flatulence, resulting in a decrease in appetite and further restriction of the function of the immune system. After alcohol enters the body, it needs to be eliminated by the kidneys and liver, but now the liver and kidneys have to deal with the virus, which causes a greater load on the body. In the end, I took cold medicine, alcohol and metabolites produced by the medicine, which will reduce the efficacy of the medicine, and will also cause damage to the liver, and in severe cases, liver necrosis! What is the difference between persuading a person with a cold to drink and killing someone? Yu Fan spoke extremely quickly, and spoke in a burst of cannonballs.

The lively wine table was quiet all of a sudden, and no one had ever seen such a refusal to persuade the wine in this way. The air was freezing cold, and the chill could not be relieved by the hot heat.

Yu Fan's colleague immediately stood up and played a round game: "Oh, how can it be so exaggerated as you said, I also caught a cold last week, and I really got better after drinking a little wine." ”

The person next to him chimed in: "Yes, yes, I am like this too." "Every time I get a cold, I have to drink a few sips of wine and get some sleep. "That is, as soon as I drink the wine, I sweat, and I feel comfortable immediately. ”

Yu Fan said silently: "When people drink high alcohol, they will have the illusion that their condition is getting better, because alcohol has the function of dilating blood vessels, which will speed up the dissipation of heat in the human body for a period of time, but after this, your body will feel even colder." On the other hand, a certain concentration of alcohol can stimulate the human nerves, make people feel high, and make you feel the illusion that a cold has been relieved. ”

The crowd was completely silent. In fact, Yu Fan is not a bar, nor is he here to smash the field, let alone the kind of person who is not close to people. He's just tired of this life. Yu Fan has been thinking that if you have to rely on eating and drinking to negotiate the business, others can also rely on eating and drinking to snatch it away, relying on the so-called relationship, it is impossible for a company to survive for a long time.

Moreover, Yu Fan felt that mixing in this kind of occasion was an insult to his decades of hard work.

Yu Fan arranged the plates and plates neatly, stacked the chopsticks flat, put them on the bowl, and said softly: "I'm really sorry, I still have some things, I have to leave the table first, I wish you all leaders a happy meal and a happy time." ”

The first time Mr. Li, the leader of a state-owned enterprise, encountered someone talking to him like this, he didn't know whether he was shocked or angry for a while, and asked: "Who are you?" ”

Yu Fan had already put on his coat, walked to the door, turned his head sideways and replied, "I'm a psychochemist." ”

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