I opened my mouth blankly, is there really such a living immortal in the world? is also a rural woman who can't read a single word, and suddenly she will tell fortunes and tell good fortunes. This...... This seems to be a little unreasonable, if you can really judge the good and evil, but I didn't hear from the mouth of these two spoons that anyone was broken into an auspicious elephant, it seems that the villagers in their village, but whenever they meet the old lady, they are all broken into a bad calamity!

Whoever is cut off is cut off as evil, and whoever is cut off is all fulfilled. Thinking of this, I hurriedly asked Erscoozi: "Erscoop, since that living immortal in your village can break you to the point that you will have a life-and-death calamity seven days later, then why don't you go to her to crack it?" She can be a proverb, and there must be a way to crack it. After speaking, I frowned, if the so-called living immortal didn't know how to crack it, on the other hand, he wouldn't be able to tell the life and death of others.

The most important thing is that this is a heavenly opportunity, and it can be easily leaked out, isn't that so-called living immortal afraid of being punished by heaven? Hearing this, the second spoon sighed deeply and said, "It's still cracked, I can't even afford to pay for the wine, what can I do to find that old lady to crack?" You don't all know that there are many people who have been cut off by the old lady, but there are not many people who can find her to crack it, because her conditions are too scary! Alas......"

"Uh......"

I was stunned, and then said, "Doing the Tao to help others is an act of immeasurable merit, so why do you need any conditions?" So what are her conditions? Hearing my words, Shi Dachun and the second spoon both looked at me in surprise, and then, the two looked at me, Shi Dachun's eyes widened slightly, as if he had found something strange about me.

Shi Dachun said with a rare face: "Ergou, dare to love you, you are a doer?" Hehe, I didn't see it, your master and apprentice are cultivators, but I didn't expect that my small shop would also usher in a living immortal, haha......" As he spoke, Shi Dachun stared at me tightly, as if he was afraid that I would run away. It makes me feel uncomfortable, don't people here rarely see people who are cultivators? Why am I a cultivator, is it so rare?

"Brother Shi, I am indeed a cultivator, and my master and I are both descendants of the Maoshan faction." Saying that, I solemnly hugged my fists and saluted, which not only attracted Shi Dachun's attention, but even the second spoon stood up and rubbed his eyes vigorously, and then, grabbed me, I was startled, and hurriedly asked: "Ertwo, second spoon, what are you doing here?" Are you drunk? ”

The second spoon immediately said excitedly: "Mr. Big, Mr. Big save me!" I don't want to die yet, and if I really die, won't my life be in vain? The family is poor, there is no wife and no children, and there is not even a root left, I, I am unwilling...... Woo woo woo ...... "Seeing that the second spoon was under Shi Dachun's eyes, he was about to kneel down for me, and I hurriedly picked up the second spoon.

I grinned and said, "Actually, I just came down from the upstairs to find out about you." Moreover, since you entered this shop, my master and I have already seen that you have a very serious problem, and I wanted to find out out of curiosity. But now that you have asked me, if I can do my best, it is naturally my duty, after all, those who practice the Tao should have the duty of helping the world and saving people! ”

"Uh-huh!"

The second spoon nodded heavily, and then said: "Mr. Big, then let me tell you, in fact, it's not that I don't want to find that old lady to crack it for me, but that the old lady's conditions are too embarrassing." To put it more closely, it is something that can't be done at all, at least on me, because she wants to receive ninety percent of the gift. This ninety percent gift is three hundred yuan, three bowls of rice, and three bowls of pig's head. The latter two things are also easy to get, that is, the three hundred yuan, for us rural people, it is simply an astronomical amount! ”

"Ninety percent of the gift? I, I've never heard of a person in charge of things still receiving ninety percent of the gift! I smacked my lips in confusion, and then asked, "Three hundred yuan is easy to explain, it's nothing more than greed for money, what do the three bowls of rice and three bowls of pig's head meat mean?" What's the matter?! ”

"Yes!"

The second spoon said very seriously: "Three hundred yuan is said to be sesame oil money, and it is to be used to add sesame oil to the immortals." The other three bowls of rice should be half-cooked, and the rice should be upside down, and the three bowls of pig's head meat should also be half-cooked. By the way, the old lady still likes to drink, so she should send good wine to the jar according to her sincerity. After all this calculation, we locals can afford to spend very few! ”

Three hundred yuan, for rural people, can almost build five good red tile houses, in this era, money is money. But how can the so-called living immortals ask for so many things? I frowned, and hurriedly asked, "Second spoon, then in your village, has anyone done this?" Did you really solve the scourge? ”

"Well, there are two people who have made a lot of money, and the results are really good." The second spoon said, as if he was recalling, and then said: "But the person who didn't believe in the old lady turned out to be really in trouble, either seriously ill or really in the ground." Now the whole village is panicking! No one dared to go to the old lady's house easily, for fear of being said to be a disaster again, and there would be no place to cry when the time came. ”

I thought about it, but finally I couldn't help asking, "Second spoon, what is the name of the old lady you are talking about?" When did he become a living immortal who could budget for good fortune and evil? "Actually, I can clearly feel the abnormal weight of the yin qi on the second spoon at this moment, but I can't easily assert anything before I ask the ins and outs of this matter, so as not to misjudge.

After a lot of experience, I gradually learned to be calm, and with Master's painstaking teachings again and again, how could I still be as reckless as before. Besides, I can't rely on Master anymore, at least for these seven hundred and forty-nine days, I have to be on my own, and in this case, I must make sure that I can't make a mistake in every step.

Hearing my words, the second spoon reached out and wiped the tears on his face, and said to me solemnly: "Mr. Big, that old lady is also an ordinary person in our village, her name is Niu Xiaofen, she is about forty-five or sixteen years old this year, she has always been an honest farmer, and there is nothing special about her weekdays. Some time ago, I heard the people in the village say......"

According to the second spoon, Niu Xiaofen came home very late one day, as if she was helping her mother's family to hoe grass in the field, Niu Xiaofen's mother's home was in Niujia Village, three miles away, which was not far away, almost three places away. But she came home late that day, some people say that she came home in the middle of the night, and some people say that she came home at dawn the next day. And as soon as she got home, her family noticed her unusual behavior.

First, I saw that the rice in the rice bowl was gone, and then I looked at Niu Xiaofen's bulging belly, so I asked Niu Xiaofen, the rice bowl is full of raw rice, and it hasn't been cooked in the pot yet, have you eaten it? Niu Xiaofen didn't say a word, and sat on the edge of the bed in her room. Even if she is a man in her family, she also has an elderly mother-in-law. There are no children under the knees, and the life of a family of three is still very tight, asking, not talking, and the person is so nervous sitting on the edge of the bed, his body is dangling, leaning forward and backward, and muttering something in his mouth, listen carefully, and can't understand what is said.

Niu Xiaofen's man touched her hand, good guy, it's extremely cold! It's no different from a dead person, and Niu Xiaofen's face is all iron-blue, her man is scared at first glance, rural people, often encounter something evil, so at a glance, she feels that this Niu Xiaofen seems to be evil. As a result, Niu Xiaofen's man went to find someone, got two red chopsticks back, and used the red chopsticks to clip Niu Xiaofen's right middle finger, because they felt that the middle finger was connected to the heart, and if it was a ghost and evil collision body, they could force it back by pinching their fingers.

And the person who pinched his fingers was also looking for the three masters in the village who were very short-tempered, the three masters were big in the village, had a bad mouth, and often liked to scold people or something, and whoever had a happy event in the family liked to find the three masters in the town, so everyone thought about this matter, and the three masters had to start. Some people say that short-tempered people have a hard life, such a person can exorcise evil spirits, although the three masters don't know how to exorcise evil spirits and catch ghosts, but since Niu Xiaofen's man found him, and he also took good cigarettes to offer, the three masters didn't say a word, and ran away.

As a result, it was okay not to use red chopsticks to clamp his fingers, but as soon as the three masters exerted their strength, Niu Xiaofen suddenly screamed in pain like killing a pig, and flew up and kicked the three masters to the ground. The third master's buttocks fell, and he almost bloomed, plus he was a lot older, and he estimated that his ribs were crisp twice, and he was carried home. In the end, Niu Xiaofen's mother-in-law burned paper and prayed, it was useless to be stunned, and Niu Xiaofen's man scolded Niu Xiaofen again, hoping to scold the ghost who hit the body. But the result was a big disappointment for the family.

All the methods have been used, and nothing has worked, which makes people anxious, but there is no way! Two days later, the third master ran to Niu Xiaofen's gate in a huff and scolded twice, perhaps because of the kick he had been kicked before, which made the third master hold his breath in his heart, but he scolded happily, but he also caused trouble. Niu Xiaofen, who had never thought about sitting on the edge of his bed all the time and swaying, stood up, walked into the yard and said to the third master by name, you old man will not live for a few days, and he will die at that time.

Good guy, it made the three masters so angry that they didn't slow down in one breath, and they fell unconscious. However, two days later, the three masters were really said to be dead by Niu Xiaofen, and from then on, some people came to the door to comfort Niu Xiaofen, but whenever anyone went to persuade them, they were all named by Niu Xiaofen and condemned them to life and death.

But disaster also came......