Carrying the coffin, walked out of Erlong Road, passed by the Erlong River, ready to go to Erlong Mountain, this week the family has an ancestral grave, so I have to arrange for his mother to go to the ancestral grave, we go all the way, the road is before, I reported the temple in front, put sacrifices, send the plate to wrap, I walked very slowly, this is the rule, the temple and the send plate to wrap are to go slow and go back quickly, I looked at the person in front of the coffin walking fast, I shouted: "Slow down." Slow down, Huangquan Road is long, don't be in a hurry. ”

My words made the person carrying the coffin slow down, and Zhou avoided retreating, not daring to look back, and said to me: "Daxian, will you miss the time?" ”

I looked at the sky, and the sun was still there, and I said, "No, it's all before dark." ”

These words reassured Zhou Shun, at this time we arrived at the foot of Erlong Mountain, and watched the previous funeral team come back, all of them were gray and lifeless, at this time, I looked at a stone house at the foot of Erlong Mountain. An old man came out, and he looked at us with a hesitant expression, but after a while, he walked over.

As soon as the old man came over, Zhou Shun was a little unhappy, but he was still quite respectful, and said to the old man: "Old immortal, what are you doing?" ”

This old man was very short, very thin, looking sixty or seventy years old, with a wrinkled face, a cat on his hands, a lot of spots on his chest, and a stinky smell on his body, which was the kind of stinking smell. I looked at him a little strangely, this person's eyes flickered, and the corners of his mouth were always withdrawn, but I was afraid that it was a sick body, Zhou avoided calling him an immortal, and I estimated that it should be a younger brother Ma Xianshi.

The old man looked grieved, touched the coffin, and followed. But his pace was slow and he couldn't keep up, so he had to trot Zhou to avoid getting angry when he saw it, pushed him to the side, and said to him: "Old immortal, this is not appropriate, my mother is buried, and she has no relatives and no reason with you, what coffin do you support?" ”

When the old man heard this, he was very helpless, he took two steps slowly, and stopped in place, but he still watched, looked at it for a while, and kept waving his hand, I looked at it and felt a little sour in my heart, this old man, I guess I have something to do with Zhou Avoid's old mother.

I asked Zhou Shun: "This old man is probably an old immortal master, why are you disrespectful?" ”

When Zhou avoided hearing me say this, his face was obviously not good-looking, and he said to me, "What immortal master?" If it weren't for him, my daughter-in-law would have had a miscarriage? If he hadn't been tinkering with some things, our family wouldn't have been stirred up today, he used to be an immortal master, but now he is old and useless, and he can't see it accurately, even my mother still believes in him. ”

I smiled and asked, "Why does your mother believe him?" ”

Zhou avoided listening, hesitated for a while, but didn't say anything, his face was green, I knew that he must have guessed correctly, and I also knew why this old immortal family was not accurate, it was not that sentence, wine is a poison that pierces the intestines; The color is a bone-scraping steel knife; Anger is the root cause of trouble; Money is a ghost.

This old man must have feelings for Zhou A's old mother, so this old immortal master will damage the Tao, and it is not accurate to be anything, and because Zhou Avoidance's old mother has feelings for this old immortal master, so he is willing to believe him, the so-called cause and effect, there must be a cause.

Zhou avoided looking at me smiling, so he said to me, "Great Immortal." You are like a god, it's really embarrassing, I won't talk about this, that old immortal master, disrespectful, really a pervert, I said you may not believe it, this old man is not a human being. ”

I listened to the difference. I asked, "It's not human, can it be a crack in the stone?" ”

Zhou Shun nodded vigorously and said to me: "Daxian, let me tell you, this old man is born of a big horse monkey, the big horse monkey is naturally lewd, he likes to seduce the women of the two families, and the children born are the same, it is really obscene, even if he enters the fairy family, it is still the same, and the dog can't change his stuttering shit." ”