The old man couldn't wait to slap him.

"Position! The most cost-effective position! ”

Chen Fei was even more confused.

"Yan, Lord Yama?"

The old man's face was stunned, he had seen a lot of people who had just died, and it was normal to be a little confused, but it was the first one like Chen Fei to be so strange.

How can you be the king of Hades?!

"Now there is a position as a buyer, you can do it if you want to, and if you don't do it, you will go back to the underworld with me." The old man said impatiently.

Chen Fei couldn't help but take two steps back.

"You, are you black and white?"

The implication is that if you are a buyer, you don't have to go to the prefecture?

The old man said with a cold face, "They are just handsome." I don't like to be verbose, do I do it or not? ”

Chen Fei doesn't care so much.

"!"

As soon as the words fell, the old man instantly appeared in front of Chen Fei and pressed Chen Fei's Heavenly Spirit Cover with one palm.

Although the old man was short, he bent Chen Fei's waist.

The black qi surged, and when the black qi was absorbed by the old man.

"The onboarding procedures are complete, and I will leave."

The old man disappeared, and Chen Fei lost consciousness again.

……

As soon as the camera turned, Chen Fei opened his eyes, surrounded by the light he had longed for, and bursts of mourning and crying came from his ears.

"He is very small, but he dedicates his life to the society, he is a great man, his name is Chen ......"

Well?

Chen Fei sat up abruptly.

"Ouch!"

Chen Fei really didn't expect why there were multiple glass lids on his head.

The voice of the master of ceremonies at the memorial service stopped abruptly, and everyone gasped.

Chen Fei looked around, there were many wreaths and white silk, and strangers were looking at him with a stunned expression.

Time paused for three or five seconds.

The scene exploded in an instant, and many people were so frightened that they ran away from the door, and some didn't leave, their legs swinging like lead, and they couldn't lift them at all.

Chen Fei found himself lying in a transparent coffin, and it took him a lot of work to get out of it.

What's the situation?

Am I not in office?

Is it a dream?

I'm not dead?

Chen Fei was suddenly overjoyed, and ran out. Anyway, I survived. If you don't go back overnight, your grandfather must be worried.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he went out, he bumped into a young man.

"Damn, you don't walk long, your eyes are ...... it, cheat the corpse?! ”

The young man looked like he was 18 years old, wearing a navy blue Taoist robe and holding a floating dust, which was sent by the Suzhou City Taoist Association to serve Chen Feichao.

Chen Fei also wondered.

I'm not dead at all, okay?

Without waiting for Chen Fei to speak, the little Taoist priest took out a yellow talisman paper, spat on the back, and then stuck it on Chen Fei's forehead.

"Hmph, walking corpses of your level are easy to deal with. I thought I was doing this too much, but it seems that the corpse charm is still used. ”

The people in the mourning hall who didn't leave finally breathed a sigh of relief.

These attendees were all representatives of major businesses in Sioux City.

Chen Fei's grandfather also received the news of Chen Fei's death, but the old man didn't believe it at all, and drove the messenger out of the house.

The memorial service for heroes cannot be without people, so the leaders arranged such a scene.

Now that they see Chen Fei defrauding the corpse, everyone's thoughts are also different.

"Chief, you tap ......"

"No! It's a zombie! ”

"That's right! Kill him! ”

The little Taoist priest said helplessly: "What kind of zombie...... It's just a walking corpse that doesn't turn into resentment after death, and there is a head of the Tao here, and today ......"

Chen Fei ripped off the corpse suppression talisman on his forehead.

"Are you disgusting? What are you sticking on my head? ”

Who hasn't had a temper yet?

Spit on your head, would you be happy to do so?

Everyone was startled and shrank into the mourning hall, and the little Taoist priest was also startled.

He took two steps back, stuck the dust behind his neck, knotted his hands and chanted a mantra in his mouth.

Talking walking corpses.

Ever seen it?

I've never seen it in my eight lifetimes!

"The god of thunder, the god of thunder, the god of the guardian of the demon guard, the edict of the Taishang Laojun, the protector of the lower realm to cross all beings, if there is no respect......"

"Neuropathy ......"

Chen Fei bypassed him and was about to leave.

"Hey, hey, you're coming back for me! I don't want to lose face?! Come back and we'll continue the fight! ”

Chen Fei said helplessly: "Big brother, I don't know you, I still have to go home." ”

The little Taoist snorted coldly.

"I know you died unjustly, but yin and yang are different, people and ghosts have different paths, the yang world is not where you should stay, you better rest in peace!"

The little Taoist priest rushed towards Chen Fei with a sword in his hand.

Chen Fei definitely couldn't do anything with him, let alone be beaten, so he turned around and ran.

During this run, Chen Fei found that his body was much stiffer, but his speed was very fast.

The little Taoist priest was taken aback.

Galloping?!

Trouble!

Has this corpse absorbed the aura of heaven and earth?

Or have you absorbed the essence of the sun and the moon?

Impossible!

I don't have such a whole plug-in!

Even so, the little Taoist priest still couldn't let Chen Fei go, this was a scourge, and as a member of the Dao Sect, he had to eradicate it.

Chen Fei didn't know this place either, so he went around a lot and finally found the exit of the crematorium.

Looking back, the little Taoist priest was still chasing himself.

"Senior brothers! Get him! This corpse is a sperm! The little Taoist priest shouted.

Looking ahead, six Taoist priests with different postures were approaching from outside.

The Taoist priests were almost stupid when they saw Chen Fei.

Exactly like the photos in the newspaper!

The middle-aged Taoist priest led by him said with a straight face: "Don't panic, Beidou Demon Formation, array!" ”

The Taoist priests drew out the peachwood swords behind them in an orderly manner, lined them up, and recited the mantra in unison.

"Zhenxing binds his hands, three sets of seven stars, holds a sword and beheads himself, and the crime is severely punished, if he ......"

"Senior brother! The Beidou Demon Suppression Array requires seven people! A Taoist priest suddenly shouted.

Looking at the nervous appearance of several people, Chen Fei wondered.

"What are you doing? I'm not a monster......"

A graceful arc hit.

"Senior brothers, I'm here!"

The little Taoist priest did a backflip and stood firmly in front of the six people.

All the people are together.

The middle-aged Taoist priest shouted, "Array! ”

After a spell, six Taoist priests formed a human wall.

There are three people in the first row, two people in the second row, and one person in the third row, and it is the senior brother.

Chen Fei looked at it in a daze, and he was surprised to find that each Taoist priest was wrapped in a cloud of red gas, which looked like flames, but their clothes were not burned.

Popular science: As long as it is a person, there are three yang fires, which are located on the top of the head and on both shoulders. People are afraid of ghosts for three points, ghosts are afraid of people for seven points, and what they are afraid of is these yang fires that cannot be seen by the naked eye.

At this time, the senior brother gathered the yang fire of the six people, and then pointed at the little Taoist priest with the sword in his hand.

The little Taoist priest was stunned, and after accepting the yang fire of the senior brothers, his whole body was covered with raging fire, and the momentum of the whole person was greatly improved.

"The bold demon is not fast enough to surrender the law!"

The little Taoist priest drew the peachwood sword on his back and rushed towards Chen Fei.

The people in the mourning hall quietly walked out and witnessed the whole process.

"Alas, obviously he is a hero of Sioux City, but he didn't expect to cheat the corpse after death......"

"What a hero! He's a zombie now! ”

"That's right! If you don't kill him, everyone else is finished! Come on, Dao Chiefs! ”

The camera pans to Chen Fei.

Seeing the little Taoist priest rushing towards him with a lot of anger, of course he was also afraid.

Think about it.

What is there to be afraid of a sword made of wood?

It looks like a flame that can't even burn your clothes, so it's definitely not lethal.

I'd like to see if you can stab someone to death with this piece of wood.

Chen Fei didn't dodge or dodge, just stood straight.

The six Taoist priests were all stunned.

"What species is this? Not even afraid of the Beidou Demon Array? ”

"I don't know...... Whether it's a walking corpse or a zombie, they can't speak, and this guy is too weird. ”

"Don't make noise, wait and see what happens, evil doesn't prevail over good!"

Smack.

The peachwood sword stabbed on Chen Fei's chest, and sparks splattered everywhere.

The little Taoist priest was stunned.

With this move, it's no problem to deal with a powerful ghost who has cultivated for three hundred years!

The little Taoist priest stabbed hard after exerting all his strength.

A series of explosions rang out, and the peachwood sword shattered into wood slag one by one.

The little Taoist priest collided with Chen Fei again.

Chen Feile was happy.

I'll just say, what kind of lethality can a wooden sword have?

The little Taoist's mind went blank in an instant, and the yang fire on his body was actually absorbed by Chen Fei.

"Hey, you don't want to touch porcelain, do you?" Chen Fei gently pushed the little Taoist.

"Bang!"

The little Taoist priest flew upside down on the spot, opened his mouth and spewed out a bloody arrow, directly knocking down the human wall.

"Senior brother!"

The crowd who was hiding from the onlookers was stunned.

Is this Nima still human?!

Without saying a word, they ran directly over the wall, and the glass slag used to prevent theft on the fence could not stop them at all.

Others didn't know, but the senior brother could see it clearly, Chen Fei took almost a second to absorb the yang fire of the seven of them, and released it all at once.

Chen Fei is going crazy.

Why did all the bad luck happen to me?

"No, it's not me! It's himself ......"

The senior brother roared angrily: "Don't come here! ”