Bastard thing! ”

Di Jun returned to his dormitory, and without saying a word, he swept all the things on the table to the ground, and then he took off the golden crown, and without any movement, the golden crown had already collapsed into a small ball and was clutched in his hand.

"Your Majesty, what's wrong?"

A woman in a gorgeous costume walked gently, with her own grace, which was stunning, she came and gently held Di Jun's hand, not seeing anxiety only a soft smile.

"It's fine."

"Isn't the king now talking about unpleasant things with Emperor E?"

The man who was angry outside and went home to lose his temper at his wife was not patient, Di Jun was obviously not this kind of person, he sighed lightly, sat on the round stool, and held his wife's hand: "Emperor, I am old, and I was bullied on the head by a young man, but I can't have a seizure." ”

"Your Majesty, you are not old. It's just a young man. Emperor E stroked Emperor Jun's forehead: "God of the Three Days, you are the youngest, Taiyi is not as good as you, Haotian is not as good as you, and you are the only one in the world who can be called the emperor." ”

Although he knew that this was a comforting word, Di Jun also laughed: "It's just that it is declining now, and there is no longer the power to gallop on the field back then." ”

"Don't be afraid, you're just a teenager, it's a big deal, let me talk to him."

"I can't go." Di Jun shook his head: "That person is insidious and cunning, and he is also in cahoots with Taiyi, and the emperor's face has been lost in three days." ”

"Your Majesty, don't forget, Taiyi's old miscellaneous hair is the emperor of men."

Di Jun was stunned for a moment, and frowned slightly: "You mean that you have colluded with others?" ”

"Don't dare to judge."

Di Jun got up and walked back and forth in the room with his hands behind his back, he hadn't taken this into account all the time, he just didn't look down on the human race, and naturally thought that Taiyi was the same, but his wife woke him up with a word, Taiyi's old bastard was the emperor of men!

"What a shame for thirty-three days." Di Jun sneered: "It seems that I am going to meet that young man, go and get my Wanhua Mirror." ”

Emperor E quickly took out a box, Di Jun opened it and took out a luxurious bronze mirror, and then stroked it lightly on the mirror with his hand, and the shadow on the mirror appeared not very clear, as the picture gradually became clear, the busy streets began to appear, as the picture became smaller and smaller, the picture in the mirror has zoomed to a dirty vegetable market.

In the end, the face of the young man appeared in the mirror, and this person who was a teenager for Di Jun was Gu Tao.

"No, boss. The ribs were only thirty-five yesterday, and today you will rise to thirty-seven? It's also too expensive. ”

"Expensive? Tomorrow will be more expensive, and there will be no pigs in the city. The owner of the butcher shop sighed: "Do you want it, there is a pair of pig intestines for you." ”

"Yes, yes, yes." Gu Tao nodded again and again: "Two catties of pork ribs, two catties of pork belly, and one pig heart." Ah, by the way, how many pig's tails are there? ”

"What do you want so much for?"

"You said you were going to raise the price tomorrow." Gu Tao finished picking the meat, and then took out his mobile phone: "Sweep you, how much is it." ”

After buying meat, Gu Tao came to a shop selling dried cuttlefish, grabbed one and sniffed it, frowning: "Boss, you cuttlefish soaked something." ”

"It's you again......" The boss sighed, then took out a bag of cuttlefish from the house: "There is no soak here." ”

And seeing his skillful grocery shopping, Di Jun was blinded, he glanced at his wife, and then scratched his head inexplicably: "This guy ......"

This road number Emperor Jun has never seen it, if he sees him in the land of wind and moon, maybe he is not so surprised to see him in the vegetable market, this kind of place of three religions and nine streams and three indiscriminate, with his identity, he actually came here in person?

Isn't there a shame?

Dijun couldn't understand it, really...... This young man wants to have an identity, he wants to have a status, but at the moment he is standing in a slut's place and bargaining with others, and he seems to be very familiar, definitely not like a person who has done this for the first time.

"Your ......"

"It's okay, keep looking."

Gu Tao bought vegetables and came home, put them in the refrigerator, and then picked up a towel and went to the bathroom, but before he undressed, he suddenly raised his head: "I warn you, you can see, if you invade my privacy, don't blame me for broadcasting your wife's bath live on the whole network." ”

With a click, Di Jun buckled the mirror down, looked up at Emperor E, the corners of Emperor E's mouth twitched twice, and he turned his head slightly: "He found out." ”

"That'...... That's a natural thing to find. Di Jun coughed twice: "After all, he is also the master of the human sect." ”

In fact, to be honest, Di Jun still wants to see it, but the people went to take a bath, and they also made it very clear, so ...... Wait a minute.

Wait until an hour later, when Di Jun picked up the mirror helmet again, Gu Tao was sitting in a rocking chair reading a book, and Ma Shuai next to him was crackling according to the calculator, as if sensing something, Gu Tao put down the book and raised his head, and pointed at Di Jun through the Wanhua mirror.

Di Jun sneered, and then didn't care about that, and continued to look at it, but ...... But when he saw the picture on Gu Tao's mobile phone, he was not calm, because the picture on his mobile phone was himself and Emperor E sitting at the table, holding a mirror and looking at Gu Tao, and the picture in the mirror was Gu Tao looking at Di Jun with his mobile phone......

At this moment, his face changed suddenly, and he glanced back at his wife: "You ...... in the morning Not...... Didn't take a bath, right? ”

"Yes...... Some ...... "Emperor E's face became extremely ugly: "Your Majesty ......"

And at this time, Gu Tao suddenly spoke: "Big brother, you also think too badly, you don't look at me, I don't look at you, you look at me, I look at you." You see what I do, I see what you do. Come on, do you want to smoother than anyone else? ”

Shameless! How shameless is this! Extreme vulgar words actually came out of the mouth of a person of such status!

Di Jun snorted and slapped the mirror down, and Gu Tao also turned off the APP. In these years, who hasn't taken countermeasures, it has always been his share of monitoring others, how can people monitor them. As early as when the base was conducting research on the integration of arcane methods, his first step was to develop a privacy warning system. Dijun has Wanhua Mirror, Kunlun also has Taixu Mirror, the function is almost the same, the reverse engineering has already been completed, and the mass production of magic weapons asks whether cowhide is cowhide.

"Your Majesty...... Forget it, don't be like this scoundrel. ”

How could Di Jun stand this anger, he gritted his teeth as if he was competing, and reopened the Wanhua Mirror, while Gu Tao directly began to project the screen on his mobile phone to watch Di Jun......

"Hehe......"

Di Jun pouted his teeth, and his hatred was about to explode, but Gu Tao knitted a sweater with Erlang's legs, which was knitting a sweater...... After weaving for a while, he raised it to show Di Jun, as if asking him "how is Lao Tzu's craftsmanship".

This is the bar, two people are more patient, the toilet is not used, the food is not eaten, and it is over watching each other.

"I said, your wife is beautiful. But not as pretty as you, are you interested in wearing women's clothes? I promise, you are the absolute first wrench in women's clothing, and I will take you to make a lot of money. ”

"Do you know who you're talking to? Yellow-mouthed children. ”

Gu Tao also laughed: "Do you know who you're talking to?" Everyone is a peer, I am not inferior to you in terms of level, how many people in your hands are in terms of power, how many people are in my hands? In terms of ability, I am proficient in java, C+, Python, what will you do? Will you pretend to be forced? Oh...... You know how to cook, and you cook really deliciously. It's not me who bullied you, do you still think you are the emperor back then? Times are different, just if you come out to look for a job like this, you can go to Shenzhen for a maximum of 4,000 yuan, and the boss doesn't have to be you. What are you pretending to be with me? If you don't accept it, you know where I am, wait for you to come, come on, come and cut me. ”

Di Jun trembled, he hadn't been so grumpy in years, that bastard thing...... Say one word yourself, he can say ten words, and he still competes? Yes! Then let him do as he wished.

"Someone, bring me the king's weapon! This king will go to touch him in reality! ”

"Your Majesty! Your Majesty! Don't be impulsive, that's the human world, it's not good! What a disadvantage! ”

Emperor E dragged the rampaging Di Jun, but how could a female stream drag it, and Gu Tao was still gesturing his middle finger at him at this time, although Di Jun didn't know what this meant, but whether it was good or bad, he still knew it.

He shook off his wife's hand, rushed out without saying a word, and even ordered the battle chime to be sounded, seeing that he was going to play with his life.

And Gu Tao, who is an Internet troll, didn't expect that guy to really come over, and quickly jumped up from his chair: "Ake! Ako, help, Ako! ”

Soon, Ake squatted on the roof with a bag of peanuts and looked at Gu Tao: "Huh? ”

"Someone is going to cut me!"

Ako blinked: "I'm watching a movie......"

"Don't worry so much, someone is going to cut me!"

As he spoke, Ake's hairs stood up suddenly, and then a whirlpool opened in the center of the courtyard, and then Di Jun, who was dressed in battle armor, walked out murderously, he stretched out his sword and pointed at Gu Tao from afar: "Come, have a good fight!" ”

Gu Tao pretended not to see it, turned around and was about to leave, but Di Jun had already flown out with a sword, but at this time, Ah Ke jumped down from above, and held the divine sword, and then heard a squeaky sound, and a good divine sword was twisted into a twist.

Di Jun glanced at Ake, raised his eyebrows, and pointed with one hand: "It's rare to meet an opponent." ”

Ako grabbed a handful of peanuts and stuffed them into his mouth: "You go, I don't beat women." ”

Hearing this, Gu Tao, who was hiding behind the door, almost laughed, and sure enough, when Di Jun heard it, his beard turned all over his hair as if he was going to eat people, and Ah Ke put on an innocent face and continued: "I don't know what emotional entanglements you have with him, but it's really not good to cut people at every turn, what can't be discussed?" Are you pregnant with his child? ”

Gu Tao almost choked to death with saliva, and Di Jun couldn't listen to it anymore, and he was going to Ake when he went up, but as soon as he rushed in front of Ake, he found that he suddenly retreated ten meters away.

"The space department is really annoying." Gu Tao took a cucumber and crunched it, and after taking two bites, he shouted in a low voice: "Satania, activate the high-frequency protection net, start it with the highest level of protection, don't let these two people tear down my house." ”