679. Negotiate this trivial matter.
A bunch of people were waiting on the boat, a group of high-ranking officials, waiting.
And Gu Tao pressed the head of the little dust python in a bar to prevent her from drinking......
"You know that you're underage!"
"I'm 3,100 years old!!"
"That's underage too!"
Although she was underage, she had great strength, Gu Tao almost didn't win her, and finally put the thirty-three day token on her face to stop her from drinking, and the wolf demon next to her took a sip of wine: "Dust Palace, why do you want us to come here, you are in charge." ”
"Let you usually have a longer brain and a longer brain, how can I sit on the ground as a human being?"
"Mantou, what do you think?" After Gu Tao finished speaking, he turned his head to look at the little dust python who was putting his face on the table: "Speak!" ”
"I'm going to drink."
"Don't drink!"
"The ...... of the Dust Temple"
"It's useless to be coquettish! It's useless to call anything!! ”
"Old ...... Husband? ”
"White wolf, drag her out and press her in the stinking gutter." Gu Tao waved at the wolf demon.
The wolf demon squinted his eyes and looked at the little dust python: "Steamed buns, don't be rude." ”
A minor, a stupid big man, there is only one wolf left to speak, Gu Tao also has a headache now, because the three of them will have to communicate with the representative over there, in this state, their attitude is that they have to kill the British.
"Just listen to me." Gu Tao crossed Erlang's legs: "Steamed buns, do you hear me!" ”
"Got it...... the little dust python said weakly, "dust...... Temple...... I...... Think...... Drink...... Wine ......"
"Don't drink!"
I have to say, Yun Zhongzi's ability to choose people is really too strong, it's really an old fox and an old fritter, the kind that counts as forty-five steps in one step, look at who he chooses? First of all, Gu Tao is the person who inherited the name of the Dust Python Palace, that is to say, the position of the patriarch similar to this group of big-headed snakes. There were no dragons for thirty-three days, not a single one. Therefore, the thirty-three days of the snake clan is the top race, the kind that ordinary people can't contain, but Gu Tao has the waist card of the snake king, and the snake clan has nothing to say......
The second is the white wolf, because he is of a different race, so he was not very popular before, Gu Tao felt that he was thoughtful, and he was still a malleable talent, so he transferred him to his side, there is no problem with his loyalty, and obedience is OK, but the single combat effectiveness is a little worse, after all, the smart hero.
And the bearded man who doesn't say a word just drinks wine and eats meat, tweets. Phoenix's subordinates, what is the relationship between Phoenix and Gu Tao? As we all know, the new dust hall is the son-in-law of Phoenix, and now most of the Phoenix is in charge of the family, and all orders must be obeyed except for Phoenix.
So this stupid bird with poor obedience listens to and only listens to Phoenix and Gu Tao, but it has the strongest combat effectiveness among the three, and in general, the combination of high and low is very decent, and Gu Tao can be said to be handy in assigning tasks.
"That's what." Gu Tao put one hand on the white wolf's shoulder: "When the time comes, you will ask for a little more, and then Jörmungad will be responsible for intimidation by force." ”
"Who?" Mantou raised his head: "Who is Jörmungad?" ”
"You!"
"I'm Mantou."
"Yes, yes, steamed buns are responsible for intimidation by force."
"Chirp?"
"Ah......" The slowly three-headed bird looked back at Gu Tao: "Uncle......"
"Just sit down."
"Oh......"
After Gu Tao finished arranging, he snapped his fingers: "OK?" Let's go. ”
The four of them walked out of the gate, and then saw a mantou and a fierce man drill down from the well next to him, the white wolf also turned into a huge wolf that emitted a bright light and followed behind Gu Tao, and the stupid bird flew into the sky and drilled into the clouds.
Gu Tao slowly walked out of the enchantment and the white wolf together, the bars and houses behind him instantly turned into a mirage-like cloud and dissipated, they walked on the road, the power of the white wolf was too terrifying, but fortunately this is not in the United Kingdom, everyone's tolerance for demons is relatively high, so although the return rate is very high, but in fact, no one is too afraid.
However, two mounted policemen followed the whole time.
Gu Tao turned his head and glanced at the white wolf: "When you jump on the boat, be careful, don't overturn the boat." ”
"Dust Temple...... I'm not a steamed bun......"
Returning to the position of the ship, Gu Tao walked up first, he sat in the previous position, and looked at the few people in front of him: "Well, I have already communicated with a few leaders, but you still need to talk about the specifics yourself." ”
After speaking, he leaned back: "Come on." ”
As soon as the words fell, a lightning bolt jumped up in the moonlight, and then the huge wolf came to the side of the ship, its body was more than ten meters long, its head was bigger than that of an adult, its face was fierce and its body was full of tendon flesh, and the werewolf's pediatric things were like playing in front of it......
He turned into a human form and nodded politely at Gu Tao, but he didn't even look at the people around him, just as they were about to start greeting, the oversized ferry suddenly shook violently, and then the whole ship began to take off, and then they saw a huge water monster rise from the water, and the whole ship was on its body.
The head of the water monster hung above the ship, and although it was a hundred meters apart, it still looked huge. This scene gives people the feeling that this kind of ferry, which can carry hundreds of people, now looks like a ...... An egg was wrapped in a giant python, and the officials who put it on were all trembling.
"Jörmungadre." Gu Tao pointed to the nostrils of the steamed bun: "It's really oversized." ”
Gu Tao actually discovered it recently, that is, the maximum length of the dust python can reach 2,000 kilometers long, and they have been entrenched at the bottom of the sea for a long time. However, it is said that the largest size is not the dust python, but the legendary kun, how big is this kun...... The entire mountain and sea realm is incarnated by its body, its will is transformed into the barrier of the mountain and sea realm, and its body is transformed into the sun, moon and stars, mountains, rivers and seas of the mountain and sea realm, so why can the mountain and sea realm be regarded as an independent parallel world, but not the thirty-three days?
Because Thirty-Three Days is essentially like Kunlun, it is not independent in this world, but in another space, but the mountain and sea realm is another complete world with its own rules.
These two are fundamentally different, but what they have in common is that they both have passages to the real world, and most of the people in the thirty-three days are from the mountain and sea realm. Or to put it this way, there were no demon spirits on the earth, and all the demon spirits were residents of the mountain and sea realm who ran to the earth and refused to go back, and they married here/married to have children and reproduce, so the current pattern appeared.
At the same time, the appearance of the three-headed bird also lifted the hearts of everyone here, they felt that they were really too weak, and any one of them here could eat them raw without spitting out their bones.
"This is the representative of all the spirits, you can talk to him." Gu Tao pointed at the white wolf: "Specifically, I don't want to say more, anyway, you can do it yourself." Of course, you can also speak as soon as you did when you talked to me about the terms. ”
The difference between being reasonable and unreasonable is here, talking to Gu Tao, you can open your mouth because he abides by the rules, but the three people in front of you obviously don't talk to you about the rules, goodbye if there is no benefit, and bargain with you for anything.
And being squeezed by Gu Tao, these officials were also a little embarrassed, they knew that the current situation, of course, could not follow that time, after all, the whole wind direction had changed. Just look at France, not only did people not have problems after accepting the demons, but they were calm and calm, singing and dancing, and the eyes of the whole world were staring at it. Who wouldn't love those pretty little goblins......
Gu Tao took advantage of the excuse to find an opportunity to get off the boat, and he dared to step on Jörmungader with his feet, and no one else dared to touch it. And the steamed bun that was stepped on by someone didn't realize it, just looked into the distance with her head held high, and she didn't know what she was looking at, anyway, she was in a daze, but Ye Mengjia didn't look cute at all, and she looked scared to death.
And after Gu Tao got off the boat, he bought a lot of barbecue things, climbed down the neck of the steamed bun to her skull, set up a shelf and started to barbecue.
At this height, it is quite a mountaintop feeling, and although it is just a braincase, in fact, the braincase of the steamed bun is already more than 3,000 square meters, not to mention the barbecue, even if it is enough to play and run go-karts.
What was said below, Gu Tao didn't know, but he could hear the roar of the white wolf, faintly. I think I should be questioning those British officials, but this is not important, Gu Tao has already made it clear that the sins he has created must be filled by himself, and none of the reporters who used to be like flies appeared today, so they could only shoot the huge Jörmungard from afar.
Of course...... Some of the high-quality assumptions can see Gu Tao staring at the barbecue with the steamed bun head, but he has processed his face, and the visual light is distorted, simply put, he sees Gu Tao three meters away, he is a living mosaic, and if the angle is greater than 45 ° within three meters, there will also be a distortion of the alien shape.
But it doesn't matter, who in the world doesn't know that it's him, and who else in the world is so wild that he dares to roast meat on Jörmunga's head. As pictures and news appeared on the Internet, some people suspected that the British affair had elements of al-Qaeda, but some people cited various evidence to prove that the incident had nothing to do with al-Qaeda.
As for why Jörmungård's head was roasted, it is the same as why the poet used blue curtains, which has sparked a wide discussion.
Some people say that Hero Valley doesn't care about this world, some people say that it is his silent indictment of this world, and some even say that it is actually because he has subdued this legendary troll, and some people say that it is just a pretense for him to roast meat, but to appease the mania of the big snake that is enough to destroy the world.
Why exactly did he do this......
In fact, it's just because the top of the steamed bun is very flat, the barbecue is very suitable, and the scenery is good, the barbecue peanut cold beer, who else in this world.
Gu Tao set a death goal for the white wolf, that is, no matter what, the negotiation should last more than three hours, the longer the better, and he couldn't leave during this time, and he originally said that he wanted to go to Paris for a good turn, after all, the development there is really a bit fun, but now I'm afraid I won't be able to go for a while.
"Dust Palace, take me to Paris when it's over."
"Where are you going, what are you doing? Scaring people? ”
Gu Tao was flipping the roast beef while chatting with the steamed buns, and the strong mental power made the communication between the steamed buns and Gu Tao completely unhindered, but others couldn't hear anything.
"I'm in human form, I heard a seagull say oh, there's a lot of good food and wine in Paris."
"You are not allowed to drink! How many times do you want me to say it? ”
"Would you like to drink a little bit?"
"Not at all."
"Where's the fruit wine? It's very faint, very faint. ”
I couldn't bear it anymore, Gu Tao sighed: "It's okay to drink, but if you dare to get drunk, then I'll lock you up in a small black room when I go back." Shut you up for three hundred years. ”
"No, you can't!" The steamed bun resisted vigorously: "I finally came out!" ”
"Then you can do it yourself."
In the end, the official level crushed people to death, even if it was a monster of the size of steamed buns, he didn't dare to talk to Gu Tao, this had to be put on others, she had already asked for a manic challenge, but if she dared Gu Tao to say this, she would definitely be hung on the tree, if she was lucky, she would be hanged, and if she was unlucky, she would be salted and hung on it.
"Okay...... Can I eat ice cream? ”
"Well, eat as much ice cream as you want."
"Can I eat steak then?"
"Eat!"
"Can I drink Coke?"
"Why are you so much going on? Do you want to be the president of France? ”
"Is that okay?"
Gu Tao rubbed his nose: "Dreaming." ”
The negotiations lasted for nearly five hours before the two sides reached a preliminary intention, but the white wolf also promised that all the demons would not act again for the time being during the negotiations, which made the officials breathe a sigh of relief.
And after going ashore, they really found that there was really no demon spirit on the road that was full of dangers, and they were just about to turn back and thank Gu Tao, but they found that whether it was the white wolf, Jörmungader and Gu Tao, they had disappeared without a trace.
"It's time to get off work! It's time to get off work! ”
Steamed buns carried Gu Tao through the sea, because she didn't have to work the night shift today, she was very excited when she got off work early, and hummed a song while running forward: "Go to France...... ...... to France"
"What about the white wolves?" The steamed bun suddenly stopped and looked back: "Didn't you keep up?" ”
"They don't have as much energy as you do, so they go back to catch up on sleep, and three days later they have a second round of negotiations. People want to say that one wants to fly, which is like you standing there. ”
"I'm a pillar." Mantou said unconvinced: "If there is no me, who will be afraid of them!" ”
That's right, in terms of the sense of oppression in terms of body size, so far, in addition to those real dragons, they are steamed buns, and normal people will be scared to death when they see such a tonnage.
"Okay, it's almost there, you can change."
"Okay!" The steamed bun suddenly jumped high and turned into a human shape with a bang in the process of falling, and landed beside Gu Tao, stepping on the water as if there was no weight: "Dust Palace, Dust Palace, let's go to the bar!" ”