Everyone is an adult, and some words are too explicit, right? The person in front of me is still a graduate student, and it is interesting to ask her that she has not graduated from this undergraduate?!

"It's my high school boy's table, and he's always asked me to help him do this!" This is the truth, the big truth!

Well, she's actually quite interested......

Jiang Xun heard the words "male table", no, to be precise, the word "male", and his heart suddenly burst into anger.

It seems that her little sister and her high school male classmates have a good time, and now they are in contact quite frequently......

He has a lot of contact with her, but it can't stop her from contacting other boys, which is a problem!

"Do you know how?"

"......" she was dumbfounded, her head shaking like a rattle.

I don't think I really know!

"You don't learn medicine, let you buy it yourself at the same table, I can buy it for him, you don't want to mix it up as a girl." Jiang Xun said solemnly.

If you are studious or not, learn to be spring. Medicine?!

Lin Yiqiao's eyes widened in shock, and he said in disbelief: "Senior brother, have you bought it?!" ”

No matter how she looks at it, she thinks that the senior brother who is a talented person is not such an obscene person, is the senior brother really an unknown foot-picking otaku behind his back? Bus Idiot??

With such thoughts, Lin Yiqiao's gaze on Jiang Xun was a little confused.

"Ahem, no! I mean, there are so many ways to shop these days, it shouldn't be hard to find. "Jiang Xun is a little unnatural.

He doesn't know whether to be angry or laugh, this stinky girl, doubt him?!

Lin Yiqiao's naked gaze kept on Jiang Xun, Jiang Xun was furious by her, and walked out of the medicinal herb room with her head: "Don't think about it, go and sort out the supplies!" ”

Lin Yiqiao likes this kind of ending when the two of them are embarrassed, and the other party finds the steps to go down together, and without saying a word, he follows Jiang Xun to sort it out.

In the past, when Jiang Xun sorted out alone, one hour was enough, but now with one more person, the efficiency is naturally faster.

Jiang Xun deliberately slower than before, wanting to stay with Lin Yiqiao for a while, but Lin Yiqiao was too fast, and he was forced to end early.

Miss Lin has strong hands-on ability and fast speed, and now only she knows that she is in a hurry to go to the toilet, she wants to hurry up and go back to the dormitory to squat in the pit and lie down......

But today it is still rewarding to come here to help, she chatted with Senior Brother Jiang, and suddenly talked about finding materials, and Senior Brother Jiang recommended the public library of T City outside the school.

The school's library is quite large and has a large collection of books, but it is not as good as the one introduced by Senior Brother Jiang.

This Saturday is going to be a tutor, and she has decided to go for a walk after that!

After finishing what should be done, Lin Yiqiao immediately picked up his schoolbag and said without breath: "Senior brother, my roommate misses me, I have to go back quickly and go first!" ”

After that, the soles of her feet were windy, and she suddenly arrived at the door of the material room, and ran without looking back.

Can she not run? She doesn't want to solve it here, but the dormitory is comfortable! Besides, if Senior Brother Jiang offered to eat with her, but she ran to the WC and asked people to wait for her, the meal would not be fragrant......

In order to avoid all kinds of possible embarrassing incidents, it is the best thing for her to slip away!

Jiang Xun, who was ruthlessly "dropped" by Lin Yiqiao, didn't know about Lin Yiqiao's diarrhea, after all, Lin Yiqiao didn't mention it to him.

Her reason was very lame, but he didn't dig deeper, she should be in a hurry.

One thing he cares about now is how to dangle in front of her as much as possible.

His cute little sister seems to have mentioned that she likes to play table tennis, if this is the case, it will be easy to do, and it is a good way to add points to her liking.

It can also increase the time we spend together!

The Ukrainian piggy who was running wild on the road didn't know that he was being calculated by a certain senior brother in the laboratory, and later jumped into the net by himself, and he was quite happy......

Lin Yiqiao, who firmly believed that his body was good and finished his work after taking a few rectal pills, spent an afternoon tormentedly.

She lay prostrate on the bed, one leg still hanging down, her head tilted, motionless.

She's pulled it a dozen times today......

Miss Lin lowered her hand and said weakly: "Woman, pour me a glass of water......

The voice didn't sound loud, not as energetic as before, but it was still full of energy, not at all like a sick person.

"Take it." Su Shuyan poured her a cup of warm water, raised his hand and handed it over, and asked by the way, "Are you okay with chrysanthemums?" ”

"Ahem——!" Lin Yiqiao choked on the question, then drank the water and soaked it, and wiped the water that accidentally slipped on his chin with his hand.

"Oh no, I think I have hemorrhoids......"

The corners of Su Shuyan's mouth hooked slightly, and he quipped: "Stay, hurry up and ask your family to send a hemorrhoid medicine." ”

Ye Zhimeng's sister is nothing, but her sister often has hemorrhoids, so Su Shuyan and Lin Yiqiao always bring her hemorrhoids medicine when they talk about this topic!

Moreover, Ye Zhimeng is often concerned by the two of them, whether they will get hemorrhoids......

Lin Yiqiao continued to lie on the corpse, waved his hand that he threw down, and spit out two words like a gossamer: "Arrangement!" ”

Ye Zhimeng did not cooperate with the performance: "Buy it yourself." ”

Lin Yiqiao didn't speak, turned over and lay on his side, looking at the floor expressionlessly.

Su Shuyan stood against the ladder and said with interest: "I suddenly sang a lot, Lin Yiqiao, can I sing a song to coax you to sleep?" ”

Lin Yiqiao: "You sing, I listen to ......"

Su Shuyan sang out loud: "Chrysanthemums are broken, the ground is full of wounds, your smile~"

Well, it's the kind of schadenfreude without malice!

Their relationship is not bad, on the contrary, it is so good that it is no longer just a simple care, but also hurts people, and the more familiar they are, the worse they will be damaged.

This scene is normal in their dormitory, as long as someone has diarrhea, Dong Chou's "Chrysanthemum Terrace" is not absent once, and occasionally there will be a song "Look at that one flower, chrysanthemums are full of mountains~"!

Lin Yiqiao is familiar with the development of the plot, that is, the two goods will provide boxes of Po Chai pills and intestinal pills, but he still has to speak: "Little cheap, you will lose me like this, believe it or not, I will move to another dormitory?" ”

Who made her a chatterbox!

"Really? Dumbfounded, we sang together, and after she left, her bed was ours! ”

Lin Yiqiao's bed is the first to enter the door, and the door opens to the opposite side, that is, Ye Zhimeng's bed, so her bed is the most light and the most windy.

When he entered the freshman year, Su Shuyan had been thinking about this bed before he came, but Lin Yiqiao, who had arrived at the school the morning before registration, was the first to board......

Yes, she often talked about Lin Yiqiao's bed, but she didn't mean to change it with her, she still talked about the principle of first come, first come, first come.

And Ye Zhimeng just doesn't like too dark, empty beds, and cabinets are a bit of a small problem, so she also likes Lin Yiqiao's bed.

"Woman, I advise you to be kind, I ......" Lin Yiqiao's hand hanging in the air, stretched out his index finger, pointed at Su Shuyan, and before she finished speaking, she sat up on the spot, holding her stomach, and crawled down in a hurry, while yelling, "I can't do it anymore, I want to go to the eggplant!" ”

When Lin Yiqiao came out, she was already about to walk by the wall, she didn't walk into the dormitory immediately, but on the balcony, leaning against the wall on one side, with one hand on her stomach, her legs slightly bent, and her face facing the dormitory.

"See my trembling legs? I feel like I'm dying......"

I don't know if my gastrointestinal tract has developed a tolerance to the whole intestine pill and Po Chai pill, but it doesn't work.

Is it expired?

This idea was immediately rejected by her, and she had only eaten it a few days ago, and the effect was good, so she ate something wrong......

Facing the risk of prolapse and hemorrhoids, she is estimated to be the most bitter heroine in history!

"This will give you a coffin, which shǎi do you want?" Su Shu's tone of voice was calm, as if he was telling the truth.

"Green, wrap me in a stupid green sheet when the time comes......"

After another two hours, Lin Yiqiao couldn't stand it anymore, so he sorted out his appearance, was fully armed, and prepared to leave for the hospital.

"You come with me!" In case she hangs up halfway, she can still let people remember her last words......

"The hospital at night, it's so scary, just Dumb will accompany you, right?"

Su Shuyan is the most timid of the three, especially afraid of the dark, and the most afraid is the spider.

Ye Zhimeng saw that Lin Yiqiao was sick, and couldn't bear to tease her, so she was very talkative: "Let's go, Shu Yan hurry up and take a bath." ”

She picked up her phone neatly, stood up and was about to walk out.

Lin Yiqiao was moved at first, and when he looked at Ye Zhimeng's side, he swallowed back the "still love me stupidly" on his lips, and replaced it with a question: "Stupid, aren't you afraid that I won't have enough money......?" ”

Although mobile phones can be paid, at the beginning of the semester, Ye Zhimeng does not have much savings, especially now that it is the end of the month.

Can she understand that she is a rich woman in Ye Zhimeng's heart?

"I'm not afraid."

Lin Yiqiao asked without giving up: "You're not afraid that we will be detained?" ”

Ye Zhimeng: "Then I'll come back alone." ”

Lin Yiqiao: ......

"The giant wheel of friendship is overturned, you really don't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade!"

One day she will have to be by these two women!

Su Shuyan covered her mouth and snickered: "Yexiang?" ”

“…… Sorry to interrupt! Lin Yiqiao turned around, walked out calmly, and closed the door by the way, and after the time froze for a second, there was an urgent shout and knock outside the door, "Ah! I forgot to take the stupid, stupid come out, I didn't bring the key! ”

said that knocking on the door softened Lin Yiqiao, and she was still so violent, this thick voice sounded like it should be described as slamming the door!

That night, Lin Yiqiao hung up the emergency number.

It's almost two people to her, I don't know whether to be happy or sad, how to say, her stomach is starting to make trouble again, go to the toilet, maybe it's over your own number, and then you have to rearrange it.

If she doesn't solve it, she is afraid that she will not be able to hold it back, so if she is too excited when she sees the doctor, she will ......