620. The Dirty World of Adults

Yun Zhongjun, how many years have you and Gu not talked like this? ”

"Your Majesty, it's been three thousand years."

"Alas...... It's been three thousand years, and three thousand years have passed in a flash, Yunzhongjun. Taiyi personally picked up the teapot and poured a cup for Yun Zhongzi: "Yun Zhongjun, King Gu knows that you still hate me for sneaking up on your senior brother, but it has been three thousand years. ”

"I don't dare."

"Minister...... When have you been a vassal before Lone? We grew up together since childhood, can you still understand your lonely mind? Taiyi sighed silently: "What are your plans for the situation of thirty-three days now?" ”

"The minister does not dare to make a mistake in front of His Majesty."

"Nonsense! You are a person of thirty-three days, even if you have a great grudge with Lone, you can't watch thirty-three days fall in our hands. Taiyi frowned, and his eyebrows were full of the emperor's sternness: "Yun Zhongzi, Yun Zhongzi, when did you become so small-bellied!" ”

"Your Majesty, the minister doesn't understand."

"That's it, if you don't want to contribute, your disciples and grandchildren are much more productive than you."

Yun Zhongzi's eyes rolled, but he quickly lowered his eyelids silently again: "The minister never understood what His Majesty meant. ”

"Do you really think Lone is an old fool? Alone reigned for thirty-three days, even if the emperor Jun was not qualified enough to compare with me, could it be luck alone? Or is it a small pet like the phoenix? Taiyi took off the golden crown and scattered his long hair: "Do you really think that your junior graft can't see it?" ”

"If Your Majesty knows, why do you want to tell me this again? Besides, even if Your Majesty knows it, what can you do with him? ”

Taiyi sighed deeply, the teacup in his hand hovered over his mouth, and his expression was solemn: "Of course I have to tell you, is it difficult to tell Phoenix?" You're left alone with a talent. ”

"Thank you, Your Majesty, for your compliment."

"I have been thirty-three days, and I have been ten thousand years, and now I have withered like this. The inner door is like a tiger, and it is still falling apart for thirty-three days, and it is lonely. Taiyi sighed: "So Lone has a plan." ”

"Your Majesty, please."

"Yun Zhongjun, do you know that Gu recently learned a new word in the human world, called retirement."

As soon as Taiyi finished speaking, Yun Zhongzi squirted out a sip of tea, he realized that he was out of shape, and hurriedly arched his hand to Taiyi to apologize, but Taiyi just shook his head and laughed: "Yun Zhongjun, who do you think is in a better position to pick up the orphan?" ”

"I don't know."

"In terms of seniority, Dijun, Haotian, and Lu Jian are all qualified. But Emperor Jun is feminine, ruthless and unscrupulous, not a hero, if he takes over, it will lead to bloody storms, and there will be a shocking battle with the inner gate, and I am afraid that it will not exist in thirty-three days. Haotian is suitable, but he is more than brave in martial arts, lack of strategy, and the courage of the puppet is often bad, and he ignores it when his mind is hot, and the thirty-three days are no longer the thirty-three days of the year, and willful and reckless actions will only ruin our inheritance. As for Lu Press, it would be great if your senior brother was willing to take over, but it's a pity...... It's a pity that Lone did a wrong thing back then, one wrong step, one wrong step, Lu Pressure no longer cares about mundane things, and he has always refused to forgive King Lone like you. Taiyi shook his head silently and said, "Mr. Lone can't give the throne to your little junior." ”

"Your Majesty, he doesn't have that ability."

"Whether he has that ability or not, you know better than Lone, the first day Lone saw him, you knew who he was." Taiyi chuckled: "Can you deceive the phoenix, can you deceive the lonely?" Even if it covers up the breath and the vitality, but the emperor's appearance and the crape myrtle emperor star are hanging high, who can fool them? can only deceive the phoenix. On the day of the thirty-third day, Lone came face to face with him, and Lone's North Star was actually pressed by him, and an imposter could also crush Lone? Alas...... Yun Zhongjun, Yun Zhongjun, you have forgotten who Lone is. ”

Yun Zhongzi's eyes widened suddenly, and the Eastern Emperor Taiyi and the Eastern Emperor Taiyi ...... The Eastern Emperor is the Emperor of People!

A human emperor who is in charge of the demon gate, everyone thinks he is a demon, and he is indeed a demon, but he is the human emperor Taiyi.

"Your Majesty, please."

"Lonely pretending to be stupid just to see what kind of person this person is, if he is shrewd and capable, after a few tempering, what if he takes these thirty-three days? Don't forget, Yun Zhongjun, Lone and Lu Pressure and you are siblings, the inner door is in my hands, if you can combine the thirty-three days and the inner door into one in your lonely hands, then how much merit do you say this is? It's just that although Lone has intentions, but Dijun and Haotian are bound not to allow it, do you have a plan? ”

Yun Zhongzi shook his head slightly: "Thirty-three days are divided into three. ”

"How sure is Yun Zhongjun then?"

"The minister didn't dare to assert."

"Then it seems that Lone still needs to pretend to be stupid for a while. By the way, where has that kid been these days? ”

"Go to the foreign country to guard the demon spirit who was chased by the dust python."

"The dust python is so bold, do you really think that Lone can't clean him up?"

"But at the behest of His Majesty." Yun Zhongzi clenched his hands into fists.

And Taiyi looked Yun Zhongzi up and down, and then pointed at him with a smile: "You, you, you guy who doesn't see rabbits and don't scatter eagles, as soon as you heard what Gu meant, you began to volunteer?"

Yun Zhongzi smiled but did not speak.

"Okay, let the dust python be a whetstone, and it's lonely. And judging from the current situation, thirty-three days may really depend on him to get up. Fifty well-qualified children had been arranged for the phoenix before, hadn't he? ”

"Yes, Your Majesty."

Taiyi thought about it, then touched his chin and pondered for a moment: "Isn't it a waste to give it to the phoenix?" I can't wait for the next three thousand years, go and order the phoenix, let him send those children, and you Yunzhongjun will teach them personally. ”

Yun Zhongzi was stunned for a moment, then knelt down on one knee in front of Taiyi with both hands in fists: "Your Majesty." ”

"Do you understand what loneliness means? Gentleman in the clouds? ”

"Minister, I understand."

"Hahaha......" Tai leaned together, with his hands behind his back: "I'm lonely, I'm tired, I plan to go to this world to play for a few days, and you can take care of the affairs here." ”

Yun Zhongzi looked at Taiyi's back, his brows furrowed slightly, he suddenly couldn't figure out Taiyi's thoughts, this person who has been the emperor of heaven for thousands of years is really incomprehensible.

But no matter what, he directly ordered Yun Zhongzi to teach those people, which has already conveyed a very clear message, this is a secret method completion plan, the reason why Yun Zhongzi does not teach his disciples is actually because there is no Heavenly Emperor who ordered him not to teach the secret method, and now ......

Suddenly, there are fifty more apprentices, and these fifty apprentices are all from the inner door, this meaning is really too obvious, that is, let Yun Zhongzi complete the missing secret method to the inner door, Taiyi's idea is also very simple, that is, it can't be stopped, but no matter what, you all practice the authentic exercises for Lao Tzu for thirty-three days, what is the tattered Kunlun, tattered Shushan, what bullshit improvement, and then the improvement can have authentic good?

Although this is a bit of a suspicion of forcibly making up the incense fire, it is undoubtedly the best choice, Taiyi is Taiyi in the end......

"By the way, go warn the dust python, let him give Gu a little restraint, and after you see him, give this to him." Taiyi handed Yun Zhongzi a bookmark: "Don't force yourself to do it yourself." ”

"Yes, Your Majesty."

"By the way, that kid from the Zhuxian Sword Formation that day, you give him the serious Zhuxian Sword Formation, don't get some crooked things, shame."

"Your Majesty......"

This time, even Yun Zhongzi was shocked, the Zhuxian Sword Array was a secret that had not been passed on for thirty-three days, if it was really passed on to Xin Chen, once he had any evil intentions......

"The combination of three volumes is the true immortal." Tai laughed, and there was a hint of intrigue in his smile.

Yun Zhongzi's heart beat heavily a few times, and he raised his head: "Your Majesty...... You're going to lead the war? ”

"The things of the world must be divided for a long time, and they must be divided for a long time. Thirty-three days have been together for too long, and they have been divided for too long. ”

Two hours later, Phoenix smashed everything in the house, and then sat on the sofa and cried, just when Zhengfeng came back from work, he was startled by the scene in the house when he opened the door, and after looking around, he asked, "Thief?" ”

"Taiyi Lao'er! The old lady is inseparable from him!! ”

Zhengfeng: "??? ”

"What did he do?"

"An old thing took away all the people my son-in-law gave me, and left me with no !! Not a single one! Phoenix pinched Zhengfeng's shoulders with both hands and shook it vigorously: "That old thing, I'm going to kill him." ”

Zhengfeng foamed at the mouth after about thirty seconds.

After finally coming to his senses, Zhengfeng sat on the sofa and touched his chin and was silent for a while, and then suddenly raised his head: "I have a showdown, I won't pretend." Actually, I've always felt that he was my son-in-law. ”

"You want to rob your son-in-law with your mother?"

"Then what will you do if you let my family get married?"

"That's an impostor!"

"I don't care if he's a fake or not, my daughter can just like it."

"My daughter likes it too!"

Zhengfeng rolled up his sleeves: "That's why you don't have to talk?" Let's make a move. ”

Zhengfeng was unconscious after about thirty seconds.

After finally coming to his senses, Zhengfeng sat on the sofa and touched his chin and was silent for a while, and then suddenly raised his head: "It seems that you really killed you." ”

After speaking, he grabbed a handful of hair on the sofa: "I don't have much hair, you can pull it off for me." ”

"I'll take care of you." Phoenix stood at the window with his arms crossed: "Your family is smart and clever, it's not easy to find a man?" Look at my family, she's stupid like that. ”

"Hey, hey, hey, you've become so fast, you used to ignore her like a dog, what's wrong now? Pose as a mother and son? What about the disgust before? ”

"Well, why do you talk so much?"

"Don't have to talk?" Zhengfeng took out the mountain seal of Lingyu Town: "Then don't blame Lao Tzu for being serious." ”

Ten minutes later, the ambulance drove into the community, and then Zhengfeng was carried up, already in shock, and the organ transplant consent form signed by Phoenix himself.