Chapter 0855: The Great Migration
Yang Mu rushed back to his team overnight.
Fortunately, it was arranged properly before, and through the contact of the Minions, the team knew that Yang Mu was going to return, so they stopped and waited.
After Yang Mu returned to the camp, Li Dahua excitedly threw herself into Yang Mu's arms.
"You are not allowed to leave again, it scares me to death!"
Yang Mu knew Li Dahua's fear, and the separation in the last days may be that he will never see him again in eternal life.
"Okay, isn't Lao Tzu coming back? I will find a big car in a while, let Ah Shen drive, and Lao Tzu will pay you the public food in the back seat......"
"Yang Mu, don't make trouble!"
Li Dahua still had tears on her eyes, but she was blushed by Yang Mu's words.
After that, a strange surprise appeared on her face, and she said:
"In the past few days, I have done a big thing!"
"Oh? What's up? ”
"Paternity test, I found a human and a machine to do it for me."
"Huh? It's true? “
Yang Mu was shocked, he didn't expect Li Dahua to do this.
"How did it turn out?"
Yang Mu was a little nervous.
"The results were so unexpected that I couldn't believe it."
"Speak quickly!"
"Peanuts, Oiran, Sichuan peppercorns, stamens, the four children are all my own!"
Li Dahua had some pride in her tone.
"Huh? Peanuts too? ”
"Hey, let's just say, I always thought peanuts weren't, but I didn't expect ...... Woo woo, I've been taking my own child with me for so many years, but I don't know it. ”
"Dahua, you can really give birth, you gave birth to four in one litter, are you a pig?"
"You're a pig! If I were a pig, all four of your children would be pigs, and you would be pigs too! ”
Li Dahua rolled her eyes and resisted Yang Mu's ridicule.
Yang Mu was crazy with joy and said:
"Okay, let the team continue to hurry, we have to run to the front, fortunately, Guan Buregret has arranged it properly, these days are preparing to move, and now we are already on the way, there are people from the Tang Empire at the bottom, we are at least safe for the time being." Let's go and see the four children, and let them call me Daddy. ”
"It's a long-term thing, the children are still young, but I did tell them all, the children are terrified, and now they are at their respective mothers' places."
"It's not small, tell them all our experiences, the more they listen, the more they will understand, and don't let them adopt their parents and adoptive parents, isn't this everyone together? It's the best. ”
"Well, I'm going to warn you about that."
"What?"
"You are the one who is the father, now that the four daughters are by your side, the maids are okay, anyway, your relationship has been unclear for a long time, don't provoke other women, especially Li Baozhu, although she looks a little bad for the country and the people, and men will worry about it, but she is a married woman and the adoptive mother of your children."
"Huh? I didn't think about her. ”
Yang Mu's face turned red.
"You didn't bring people to worry about, why didn't you reunite your husband and wife?"
"What does this have to do with me, they don't have a good relationship in the first place, haven't they been separated for a long time before?"
"Separation is separation, but you can't order them not to meet, can't you make it possible for other people's husbands and wives to repair their relationship, understand? Anyway, I have already made the decision in private while you are not there, and your ban has been lifted, and now Li Shuanghua and Li Baozhu are with their own men, and you are not allowed to make trouble again. ”
Yang Mu pouted, feeling a little unhappy.
Why should the adoptive mother of her own child be with someone else.
Such an idea can only be in my heart, if I take it out, nine out of ten people will say that Yang Mu is perverted, Hua Jinjiang and Lu Liang are still the child's adoptive fathers, the adoptive mother and adoptive father are originally a couple, what does it have to do with his father?
......
The team started again, and Li Baozhu sat in the car, holding the Oiran in his arms, and was not in a good mood at all.
The car drove very slowly, tens of thousands of people, continued for several kilometers of people's flow, there are only more than 100 cars, not everyone can take the car, most people are still walking, so of course the car can not drive fast, and even start and stop, but it is just a tool for transportation, only high-level and high-level family members have the right to take the car, although it is slow, but there is no need to walk.
"Mom, I'm really not your own? Aunt Li Dahua is my real mother, is this all true? ”
Oiran still couldn't accept such a thing, so she asked it several times.
Li Baozhu sighed, nodded and said:
"Although I don't understand it, but we did the paternity test, you and I are not biological, you are Li Dahua's child, but Oiran, no matter what, I am also your mother, you remember this."
"Hmmm! I must remember! This is a very good mother, I now have two mothers and two fathers, I like Li Dahua, and I also like Yang Mu, he is so handsome. ”
"Little thing, do you know what it means to be handsome?"
"I know, Yang Mu is so handsome!"
"Hmm...... Well, whatever you say, since the results are out, you will have to recognize your father and mother in the future, so the next time you see them, change your mind. ”
"Okay, do you want them to be mom and dad too?"
"Hmm."
Li Baozhu had tears in the corners of her eyes and turned her head sideways, not wanting her daughter to see her sadness.
And when he turned his head sideways, he saw out the window, not far away, Hua Jinjiang was walking beside Li Dacheng's wife Liu Jie with a smile on his face.
Hmph, men in the world are generally dark, children are not his own, he still has the heart to tease women, he is really heartless, his marriage, it seems that it is time to end.
Well, she is about to lose her husband and children, and she will be helpless from now on.
......
"Hehe, I just like your energy, looking serious, in fact, I know that you are a wave in your bones."
Hua Jinjiang stretched out his hand and hugged Liu Jie's waist from behind, his fingers twisting around her waist.
"You're too bold, and you're in public!"
"Cut, so what? What else can your husband do to me? Who am I now? I am Oiran's adoptive father, and my daughter is Yang Mu's biological daughter, which means that Yang Mu and I are already close relatives, even if he wants to deny it, it will be in vain! Lao Tzu's identity is precious, isn't it easy to flirt with a woman? Don't worry, don't be afraid, it's the end of the world, the marriage relationship is a fart, tomorrow you will tell Li Dacheng that the marriage relationship will be dissolved in the future, and Lao Tzu will take care of you. ”
"You have three wives, I don't."
"Haha, my eldest wife has been separated from me for a long time, and now she doesn't care about me, it's the same. Those two little ones, I have long been reluctant to deal with them, Cao Xi is a vase, Li Baoyin has always felt ashamed of her sister, hooked up with me, and has not been close to me for a while, Lao Tzu is like no wife. ”
"Then I don't, you let me go."
"Little girl, I'll get you done sooner or later, what are you pretending."
Hua Jinjiang leaned in and kissed Liu Jie's face as he spoke.
Liu Jie's face was flushed, but she didn't shout, she just hurriedly pushed Huajinjiang, looked around, and didn't find her husband Li Dacheng, so she immediately exhaled, and then felt like hitting a deer in her heart, and she only felt so excited.
......
Li Dacheng was not in a good mood, of course he knew that Hua Jinjiang was thinking about his wife, but now her wife seemed to be interested in Hua Jinjiang, and their husband and wife quarreled together, and they became enemies of each other.
The whole team was in a hurry, and Li Dacheng was walking more than 100 meters away from Liu Jie, not knowing that Hua Jinjiang was molesting his wife in front of him.
But he was still complaining, scolding in his mouth.
"Slut!"
Li Dacheng couldn't help but speak out.
Hannah and Jordan walked not far from Li Dacheng, to be precise, beside them.
After they returned with Yang Mu, they have always existed as Yang Mu's family team, living in a nearby tent, and now they are migrating, and they are also walking not far from Yang Mu and Li Dahua's cart.
Hannah was pondering, Yang Mu is really an extraordinary man, when he said that he wanted to kill zombies, he didn't expect that he was really not lying, he was doing such a thing, and there is such a strong army, which is really powerful.
Three thousand people in this army can kill a million zombies, and now that I think about it, Hannah is still amazing.
Hey, what a good man, it's a pity that she can't reach it.
Suddenly hearing Li Dacheng's scolding, Hannah was puzzled, and subconsciously said:
"Who are you talking about?"
"I ...... I'm talking about my wife, what's the matter with you? ”
"Oh, hehe, I know, your wife, and that Hua Jinjiang are not clear."
"Humph!"
"Okay, there is no longer a bond in the marriage relationship in the end of the world, she doesn't like you anymore, and you can't help it, right?"
"Why is there no bondage in marriage?"
"Because of the end of the world, I want to open some Li Dacheng, if you don't have a woman, you can come to me, I'm not saying that I want to determine some kind of relationship with you, but you know, I don't have a boyfriend now, and sometimes I will be lonely, especially now, none of us know where the future road is going, and we may encounter crisis and death at any time, now all the people are migrating, and if we don't meet a few soul zombies, we will hang, so there are some things we don't have to take very seriously, if you want, we can find a place for a while, such as the wilderness grass, For example, the grove not far ahead. ”
Li Dacheng's eyes widened, he looked sideways at Hannah, and said after a long time:
"Really?"
"Of course."
"Then the grove, let's go!"
Li Dacheng felt that he was cheap and didn't take advantage of the bastard, so he ran away with Hannah.
Jordan was learning Chinese recently, and when he heard Li Dacheng's narration and conversation with Hannah, he couldn't help but complain and spoke in a very authentic idiom
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"Humph! Tar someone with the same brush! ”
The team rushed like this, it was very spectacular, the migration of tens of thousands of people was just the beginning, and then there were eight million from the Tang Empire, as well as the survivors gathered from all walks along the way, and the zombie tide spread, and the goal was obviously to wash the entire western part of Canada.
The survivors could not bypass them to the eastern mainland of Canada, and the only route they could choose was to go southwest, to the coast, or to the Canada-US border, through Vancouver into the United States, the road was long, and it would be difficult to walk, and there were all kinds of crises along the way.
The lack of resources, the threat of soul zombies, other small zombie groups, battles between different forces, and so on will happen.
Yang Mu had already gotten into the car at this time, holding peanuts.
Without waiting to speak, Yang Mu suddenly had a feeling, he quickly opened the car window and called the guards.
"Go, tell the front team that there is a place three kilometers ahead where there are soul zombies, we have to avoid them, and at the same time mark over there and tell the following teams to stay away! The Great Migration has just begun, so be careful! ”
The guards immediately acted according to Yang Mu's arrangement.
Yang Mu looked down at the little peanut.
"How? Do you know who Lao Tzu is? ”
Peanut covered his mouth and smiled:
"Hey, beard!"
"Fart, believe it or not, I spank you?"
Yang Mu yelled at the peanut, and Li Dahua raised her hand and pinched Yang Mu's face.
"What is the murder?"
"Ahh
Peanut laughed, then reached out to pull Li Dahua, rescued Yang Mu's face from Li Dahua's hands, and said in his mouth.
"Mom, don't pinch Dad!"
Yang Mu laughed twice, then petrified, and then teary-eyed.
Li Dahua was so surprised, she didn't expect Yang Mu to shed tears, and hurriedly wiped it with her cuffs.
"What, as for it? Didn't you just call Dad, there are three children in the back? ”
"It's not easy for Lao Tzu, it's not easy for Lao Tzu, I've been lonely since I was a child, I have no father or mother, I grew up by myself, and now I have so many daughters, you talk about big flowers, is it easy for Lao Tzu?"
When Li Dahua heard Yang Mu say this, she remembered his past, sighed, and cried.
This man is really not easy, and it is worth crying to have today in the last days.
"Big flower, thank you."
Yang Mu spoke sincerely.
"Well, be nice to me, less flirtatious girls."
"Well, I must ......"
Before he finished speaking, he knocked on the window outside without regrets.
Li Dahua approached the window, opened the window, and looked at Guan without regrets.
Guan Buregret frowned and looked at Li Dahua, then looked at Yang Mu who was sitting inside, and finally delivered a sexy Xiaonei in.
Li Dahua held it in his hand suspiciously, and Yang Mu frowned and said:
"What's this?"
"Didn't you tell Alice about the contact channel when you left? She had someone send it and told you not to forget her. ”
Yang Mu's eyes widened, and he glared at Guan without regret.
Li Dahua's eyes widened, and after being stunned, he snatched the peanut from Yang Mu's arms, then reached out to open the car door on Yang Mu's side, and kicked Yang Mu out of the car with a raised leg.
"Ahh
Yang Mu screamed and was born, and Li Dahua roared:
"Flower heart big turnip! Get out of here! ”