Chapter 70: It's Cool
Shangguan Xiaohong and Poor Naiwang walked out of "Hundred Ji Lao Touring Mountains and Waters".
The young prince Gil Pandolagon had a very bad face, quite bad. "Hey, my sister and Xiaohong, what did you do to my Baimeitu. Why do I hear a terrible sound outside, it seems that many old people have died. But this king can't get in again, so he can only be anxious outside Baimeitu. ”
Boom, a few figures drilled into the "Hundred Ji Lao Touring the Mountains and Rivers", they are also the Ji Lao in the Baimei Tu, and they can finally go home. Ji Lao walked hand in hand, and they knew that many brothers had died.
The great god of the painting world at the level of little fresh meat, Lao Sky is here. Lao Sky watched the beautiful picture, and the female bird had animal children's shoes. "Classmate, I'll ......" Lao Qi hadn't finished speaking, Shangguan Xiaohong knew what he was going to say.
"Old Sky, don't bother with this beast anymore. Shangguan Xiaohong said.
"Xiaohong, you're out. ”
Mu Jiji said with a smile.
Suddenly, Prince Ji, Lao Sky, and Mu Jiji all stared at the conch in the hands of King Poor Nai. The conch of the legendary big rot|Female pear Ji.
Arthur Pandoragon, King of the Poor, flicked the conch, and a blue arc of light swung out. Then, the conch floated out the pleasant curse sound of Pear Ji, well, it can also be said to be her last words, a lifelong pursuit.
"The man who hates the world is not gaoji, and he regrets it for life. True love only exists between men and men. I, Pear Ji, don't blink to death, and I can't crawl out of the grave anymore, and match the handsome guys in the world into pairs. However, my life and past are like the passing clouds, flowing in the endless river of time. My long-cherished wish. Death is also difficult to give up, so left "a hundred old people playing in the mountains and waters", "floating mountain gao base map", "back broken mountain standing handsome brother", "a group of men dancing together", "here the old man from a boy to a big man" and other precious hand-painted. May those who are destined to get it. Inheriting my long-cherished wish, I have devoted my life to the sacred hall of matchmaking between men and men towards marriage. May the goddess of rot grant you great wisdom, great perseverance, and great conduct......"
"Life is short. How tired the man is. Strength, wealth, power, women, health, reputation, heirs...... A game is empty, although there are tens of millions of people. I'm going to be bored. I, Pear Ji, was born with a beautiful face, and I regretted it all my life. Kiki abdominal muscles, the man wants gao base. ”
"Whoever gets me a conch, if you are a corrupt beautiful young woman, pass on my great ambitions. Guide the handsome guys to gao ki. If you are an old man, you will win my heart. I'll pass you on a few poses that I can't talk about. ”
"The 100 old people in "100 Ji Lao Touring the Mountains and Waters" have been eliminated, and the rest are elites. Capable Ji Lao. Show them your strength, foundation, and demeanor, and then convince them to go to the pinnacle of life. Why not gao basic, sad and sad. ”
"A few miles of wow. Wow, wow, wow, wow. ”
"Go on for a few miles. Wow, wow, wow, wow. ”
In the conch, there are 37,000 words of Pear Ji's endless teachings, long-cherished wishes, great ambitions, curses, and resentments. Listening to Lao Tian, the young Prince Ki, and Mu Jiji's classmates were fascinated and had a great resonance, and the old prince and Lao Ki released a small and fresh base qi and entangled the conch. Mu Jiji hated to worship him.
"Ahh The mini Cangjing Beast looked up at its master, and suddenly, the Cangjing Beast imitated the voice of Pear Ji: "Children's shoes, gao Ji no?"
"——" Shangguan Xiaohong.
It's not good, Xiao Cangcang was damaged by Pear Ji. Shangguan Xiaohongxin said.
The eagle beast in Yutong and Big Black Egg is still in the book "The Exploration of a Hundred Years of Loneliness and the Hood of Xiong". Shangguan Xiaohong didn't call them out either.
Looking at the participating groups who were fighting and dancing on the stage, Shangguan Xiaohong didn't know what they were thinking. Her Oba Shangguan Demon and her three sisters were full of ambition and high spirits, sitting on the table of the organizer.
Rise!
The base is dancing, and a base old man comes with a spring breeze. He is King Gobi Law.
Naturally, King Gobi Rau also heard the teachings of the pear in the conch. "What a god, a god-man! Lord Rizihime is worthy of being the confidant of Ji Lao, the goddess of my generation. King Gobi Lao burst into tears, and couldn't help but shed tears for the old man.
"Ahh The young prince said with a smile. He reached out and snatched the conch from his sister's hand. "My sister, quickly hand over Uri-hime-sama's conch to you. I'll be kind to it. Besides, you're not a corrupt beautiful girl, what use do you want it to be, Lord Riko Ji will curse you. I'm not going to let that happen, come on, there's some curse coming at me. The Black Prince was unusually generous, his voice trembling with excitement.
Lao Qi and Mu Jiji also joined the team to snatch the conch. Mu Jiji-chan refuted the Black Prince, "His Royal Highness the Black Prince, you are my Madou, and I order you not to snatch the conch of Lord Riko Ji with the painter." Your sister is not a corrupt beauty, I am! I am a corrupt, a beautiful woman, a corrupt beauty!"
Lao Sky, a great god in the painting world and also an old man, smiled and said, "Classmate Mu Jiji, get out of the way." I'm a legendary god of painting, and so is Old Sky. No one in the world knows the old driver. ”
Lao Sky's left hand slapped downward, and a cloud of vindictive energy exploded, hitting the slender fingers of Mu Jiji. Although Mu Jiji is a junior of Lao Tian, Lao Tian, as a senior, is ruthless.
"Who dares to touch the sister of the Sprinkle family!
With a bang, a blazing fist wave collapsed and smashed into the painting world god Lao Sky.
Not good!
Old Sky's eyes shrank suddenly, he no longer snatched the conch, his body rose up, and he walked off the ground. It turned out that the great god of the writer's world, Rooney, came, and Rooney saw her sister Mujiji being bullied from a distance, and she was furious, and she tore up to compare the great god of the painting world, Lao Sky.
"Old Sky, you have a shy old face, and you also want to bully the sister of the Sprinkle family. Hmph!" Rooney stepped into the air, and clusters of divine brilliance burst out of the Sun Heavenly God Boots, stabbing Old Sky from opening his eyes.
"Grass. It's Sister Rooney! Sister Rooney is going to tear me apart if she doesn't agree with her. Old Sky said secretly. "She's really reckless, everyone is a god. Also take care of your face. Don't tear the ratio at every turn. There was a plan in his heart, but Lao Sky's body was very obedient to the original intention of tearing up.
Old Sky raised his hand. A paintbrush flew up and was caught in his hand. "Sister Rooney. Old Ski isn't afraid of you. Everyone is a great god, who is better than whom, why bother with the advantage of tongues. Look at the pen!" "Lao Sky waved the brush, swished, drew a golden bridge in the air, connected the heaven and the earth, and drew down from the sky, and the bridge head crashed into the god Rooney.
Rooney grabbed a black and white chess piece in her hand, and she was lucky. The chess pieces in Rooney's hands rubbed and collided with each other, and were coated with a layer of divine light, which was extremely rotten. "Old Sky, the Sprinkle family is going to destroy you today. ”
The sagher went out, and Rooney sprinkled the chess pieces in her hand at the golden bridge. Tom, tom, tom! The sound of breaking the sky is harsh and abnormal. The bridge head that entered the Golden Bridge was like a stone hitting a tofu block, and the entire Golden Bridge was blown into slag. Gold dust is permeated, bursting and dancing.
"Sister Rooney. Old Ski is here!"
I saw the old man with a partial demeanor riding a small boat from a high altitude. The boat, naturally, was drawn by Old Sky, who stood at the head of the bridge. With his left hand behind his back, he holds a long brush in his right hand. It's almost like a gun.
"Sprinkle the house and kick you to death, you stinky and shameless. Sister Rooney's figure spun up, leaving silhouettes behind buildings. Sweeping down his right leg, the boots of the god of the sun kicked into the face of the old man standing at the bow of the boat.
Old Sky turned the pen and slammed it towards Rooney, the great god of the writer's world. "When Old Sky is a dead man, stand and wait for you to kick!"
While!
Jin Ge Tieming, Rooney's Sun God Boots and Lao Sky's pen shaft collided together, knocking out a large number of sparks. The great god is the great god, and he is so tall and tall when he compares it. I can see that the men and girls below are yearning.
Sister Rooney is not surprised, her day of the gods boots can not be said to be solid, but in front of Lao Sky's pen, regardless of Xuan, each has a spring and autumn.
Bang bang bang, bang......
Rooney spun around and kicked dozens of times, each time kicking Old Sky's handsome face. "The hairstyle must not be messy, and the face must have collagen. Old Sky said calmly. He grabbed the shaft of the paintbrush with both hands and played with it, defusing Rooney's leg kick.
In the sky, the gods are tearing the comparison, and the underground, the old man and the rotten woman are also tearing the comparison. Mujiji has fewer competitors, and only the old prince Ki and her snatch the conch left behind by Rizihime.
"Gentlemen, my pear Ji likes Ji Laoyo......"
The magic sound of pear Ji pinning the soul of the soul floated from the conch. The beautiful young woman who has been dead for many years is afraid that the world will not be chaotic.
"Oooh, Lady Pear Princess!" exclaimed the old prince Jir Pandoragon. "Mujiji, the conch belongs to my sister, and my sister's things are naturally mine. It's all mine!" Old Prince Ji raised his robe and raised his sleeves, and his base was agitated, and he bumped into Mu Jiji's classmate.
"My pseudo-Niang Prince. Mujiji withdrew backwards from the four parts, and his body and mind stabilized. She took a scroll from her bosom and threw it out. "Your Royal Highness the Prince, look, the paintings on it are all Ji Lao!" Mu Jiji wiped his hand casually, and the fighting spirit whirled out, spreading out the album of paintings.
Suddenly, the scroll of paintings was scorching and colorful, and it turned out to be a color painting. Mu Jiji drew seventeen Ji Lao on the precious silk book, each Ji Lao is lifelike, and can almost come out of the painting.
"Oh!"
Prince Ki's eyes were discharged, and he was attracted by the colorful scroll of Ki Lao's paintings. "Mujiji, you are so daring, you actually released Kitu in broad daylight, this prince, this prince can't keep his heart ape. ”
Teng snorted. The Black Prince threw out like an electric smear, stretched out his noble old hand, and grabbed the scroll released by Mu Jiji.
"Aha. ”
Mujiji roared happily.
"I knew you couldn't be calm. ”
With a sharp turn, Mu Jiji rose into the air, like a white crane spreading its wings, and she passed by the old prince Ji.
"King Poor, give the conch of Lord Lizihime to the next. ”
"Do you want it?"
King Poor Nai grabbed the conch, lifted it, and shook it in front of Mu Jiji's classmates. "Gao Ji, Gao Ji!" The voice of the pear Ji stored in the conch was still wafting.
The rotten female ears that came to Mu Jiji's classmates became more and more beautiful.
"Bring it!"
Mu Jiji hugged his arms around and hooped towards the poor king. Take away the conch that the king of the poor is carrying.
Shangguan Xiaohong quietly watched the poor king and the corrupt beauty girl staggering around, and the old prince Ji over there took Jitu away, turned around, and looked like a greedy wolf locking on to the prey, "Conch, I can't give up the conch of Lord Liziji." Mine, mine, all mine. ”
The vindictive spirit danced, clearing the boiling voices within a radius of ten zhang. Only the young old prince Ji looked up to the sky and roared angrily: "King Gobi Lao, do it." ”
"I know. ”
The old man who has been neglected, King Gobi Law, he also moved. Suddenly, King Lao sacrificed his wardrobe, a new wardrobe, and his original wardrobe was destroyed. "I took it, I took the conch of the goddess Pear Ji. His Royal Highness King Arthur, I have wronged you for the time being. ”
Bang dong, a great force pushed open the wooden door of the wardrobe from the inside, and the incense swirled and rushed away. Immediately afterward, a whirlpool appeared in the wardrobe, whining and turning, creating a mighty suction, "Ahh "The king of poverty flew upside down, and was taken away by the wardrobe of King Kobi Law.
With a bang, the closet door shut. Because he accepted the poor king, he didn't need to accept Mu Jiji's classmates.
"Hold the grass!"
Mu Jiji was furious, holding the wooden door with both hands, and pulled desperately to the left and right. "Open it for me, open it for me! King Poor Nai, you have taken the conch that belongs below. You're not a corrupt beauty, it's useless to want it. ”
"The king wants it to be useful. ”
The young old prince Ki came and landed on the closet. He holds the scroll in his left hand and puts it down with his right hand. Looking down at the rotten beautiful girl pulling the wooden door.
"Give up, Mujiji-san. King Gobi Law's wardrobe was given to him by the king. You can't open it. If you want to say why, only Ji Lao can open it......"
"—"Mujiji.
Maji's is really ruthless enough. Mujiji also stopped insisting. Who made her a girl, Mu Youchirp.
The enthusiastic and enthusiastic gods in the air attracted the strong attention of the audience below, and the pair of dancers on the stage were also helpless, what way did they have, and the two gods who suddenly popped out slightly released their light of the gods, shining the heavens and the earth, and all the kings participated in it.
Old Sky's eyes sank, and his fighting spirit fell, pouring into the boat under his feet. "There will be times when you ride the wind and waves, and you will sail straight to the sea. Old Skiy groaned.
In the midst of passion, with a sigh, the boat under his feet burst out, speeding over the lightning and flint.
The super god of the writer's world, Rooney Mei, is not flustered, calm and colorful. She captured a clear glow in the void, waved her hand away, and scattered it into a sea of clouds. "Old Ski, you have a boat, I'll send your boat out to sea. ”
The sleeve robe shook, and Sister Rooney let out a strong wave of air, snorting, and the sea of clouds boiled, covering half of the sky, and slamming down on the small boat below.
There was a loud click, and the boat that Lao Sky sailed out turned over, and in front of the sea of clouds opened by Rooney, it could not set sail and sank to the bottom of the sea.
"Sister Rooney!"
Old Ski was furious.
"The friendship boat between you and me has capsized!"
Lao Tian was angry through the mud pill palace and shot directly at the bullfight.
"Ji Lao, in front of the Sprinkle family, you are nothing. ”
Rooney was also furious. Her voice also changed, a little neutral. At this point, the god of Rooney slowly transformed from the body of a girl to the shell of a man. She can be a man or a woman, both a man and a girl.
Shangguan Rong came to his sister Xiaohong. "My sister, look, there is a great god in heaven tearing it apart. ”
Shangguan Xiaohong nodded and said, "Hmm." ”
Shangguan Rong said: "My sister, during the time you disappeared, the three groups of winners were determined by the fighting dance. ”
Shangguan Xiaohong said: "Oh. ”
Shangguan Rong said: "My sister, why don't we go and see the 'Meng Niang' combination." ”
Shangguan Xiaohong said: "Okay." (To be continued.) )