Yu Fan and Guo Na took the stage.

Taking pictures with various flashes in the audience, Yu Fan felt the feeling of a star.

The host interviewed Yu Fan: "Dr. Yu, hello, the company has developed a lot of new technology products this year, can you reveal in advance what is special about this year's technology products compared with previous years?" ”

Yu Fan said humorously: "The most special thing is that I brought a lovely beautiful assistant this year. ”

The audience laughed and applauded enthusiastically. Guo Na didn't expect that his eldest brother Yu would make fun of her in front of so many people. Covering his face in embarrassment. Yu Fan turned her head sideways and glanced at Guo Na, she looked even more beautiful and moving under the stage lights after she put on makeup. Remember, don't ever underestimate the looks of a female doctor, they're just too lazy to put on makeup.

Yu Fan continued to say into the microphone: "I made a joke just now. I would like to say that my team of more than 100 people and I have been working day and night for tonight's press conference. I've got a surprise for each and every one of you at tonight's press conference, and I'm sure you'll be extra excited tonight. Today's meeting will be one you will never forget, and I assure you that tonight will be a high-energy event! No one wants to leave this venue!! ”

The audience applauded thunderously, and Yu Fan's words were even more incendiary than the host.

Yu Fan waited for the applause to end and then continued: "If you are disappointed by our surprise, my team and I promise you that you will be provided with food and lodging here for the next few days. I'm so confident! ”

The audience erupted in thunderous applause again, this time even with whistles and excited shouts.

Chen Jieyang and Zi Ying, who were under the stage, glanced at each other, and couldn't help but cover their mouths and laugh. Because they knew that Yu Fan's words were a pun. The audience in the audience must not know that the "team" in Yu Fan's mouth is not the scientific research team they think, but more than 100 policemen's "surprise" in Yu Fan's mouth is not a new technology product, but they are all arrested. Yu Fan assured everyone that "no one will want to leave here" because the police have blocked all exits here; In the end, Yu Fan promised everyone that "if they are not satisfied with tonight's surprise, he will contract their catering and accommodation for the next few days", because they will all spend the next dozens of hours in the bureau.

On the surface, Yu Fan, who seems to be serious, is telling jokes on the stage that only his own people can understand. Yu Fan satirizes these greedy and ignorant people, but every sentence is true and does not deceive people. Yu Fan played a little trick with his own style of language art, as if he was pressing these hateful pyramid schemers to the ground and rubbing them, and while they were rubbed, they also stretched out their hands with difficulty, applauding Yu Fan from the bottom of their hearts.

Guo Na on the stage was even more about to hold back his internal injuries, and continued to cover his face and laugh secretly.

The applause slowly became smaller, and the host said: "Then we will hand over the stage to our Dr. Yu Fan and Dr. Guo Na!" ”

In the applause, Yu Fan took the microphone and motioned to the assistants in the audience to move the instruments to the stage. This instrument is the water purifier promoted in Tart Water Town, but Yu Fan has made a small change to this experiment.

Yu Fan said to the audience: "Friends, water is the source of all things, water is the carrier of life, as we all know, 70% of our beautiful earth is water, we can go three days without eating, but we can't go without drinking water for three days, you know how important water is to us, today I will introduce to you is our first scientific and technological product - Shengong water purifier!" ”

The audience erupted in applause. Yu Fan made a cup of pure water with a water purifier, and then showed a poop in the same way as the glasses trio of Tart Water Town. With the electrolyzer as a "water quality tester", the pure water has no reaction, while the tap water and mineral water are turbid.

The audience also applauded, everyone thought that this water purifier was amazing, and at the same time sighed that the water they used to drink was so dirty. The leaders sitting in front of the stage also nodded their heads, and they were very satisfied with the effect of the promotion. That's what you want.

At this time, Yu Fan changed his words and said to everyone: "It is said that the purified water is very helpful to the activity of the human body, and our divine water purifier has a qigong master who has opened the light, and there is a kind of fairy qi in the purified water. ”

I saw Guo Na help Yu Fan take a small bag of white powder from under the table and pour it into pure water, Yu Fan explained: "This is the salt for measuring activity." Then the two metal rods of the "water tester" are fastened to an air-conducting glass, and the airway tube is connected to another paper cup filled with liquid.

The photographer on stage projects the close-up footage onto the big screen, and the audience in the audience watches intently. The company leaders in the front row talked to each other and discussed with each other, in their impression, this water purifier doesn't seem to have this link, who added this link? They don't know each other.

After the device was arranged, Yu Fan explained to everyone: "Okay, this device is adjusted, so that our water quality monitor can stimulate the immortal gas in our purified water, and enter my cup full of bubble liquid through this trachea, and the bubbles produced in the bubble liquid will be the gas we separated." Alright, I'm going to get started. ”

Yu Fan turned on the switch of the "water quality detector", and everyone looked at the picture of the bubble liquid intently, and after a while, bubbles really bubbled out of the bubble liquid! There is really qigong gas hidden in this water!

The audience in the audience made a "wow" sound, thinking it was amazing, they were probably the first time they heard that the water purifier had a water purification function, and it could also add a qigong buff to the water. The leaders in the audience also nodded one after another, although they didn't know what was going on, but this intuitive sensory stimulation was undoubtedly more beneficial to their promotion, and they must be thinking in their hearts: "I guess it's a new routine and trick developed by a bad guy." ”

Then Yu Fan took out an ignition gun, shook it in the air, and said to everyone: "Everyone knows that qigong masters are very powerful and have high activity, and it is also very good for the body when we eat it." The more reactive the gas is, the easier it is to burn, like oxygen, now let's try to use this ignition gun to see if we can ignite this produced gas? See how active it is? After speaking, Yu Fan handed the microphone to Guo Na.

The audience held their breath to see what would happen next.