Chapter 116: With You, Everything Is Honey
"Those are only enough for us to eat on the road during the day, if we eat them now, what will we eat in the next few days?"
Xin Jiuyuan was speechless for the first time, if they finished eating, they could only starve.
Although this trip takes the official road, most of them are mountain roads, except for the post station on the side of the road, Liao is uninhabited.
There was no time for them to purchase in their plans, and at that time, they could only nibble on white-flour steamed buns.
"Okay, okay, don't think so much, if it's not delicious, let's eat less, just don't starve."
Xin Jiuyuan's face was full of apologies, he didn't bring his own woman out to suffer.
Hao Ren, who was already hungry, had already started eating, and only after eating something did he have the strength to provide psychological counseling to the beauty.
"Ah Chen, when you marched and fought, you must have eaten countless times more unpalatable things than these, and these in front of you can be regarded as the delicacies of ordinary people."
"I know you want me to suffer, but our trip is mainly to heal the trouble, and when we get to Jiangnan, maybe we don't even have to eat these."
"Besides, these are not sufferings for me, as long as you are around, everything is honey."
"We are husband and wife, and we deserve to share our sorrows, and maybe, one day in the future, I will march and fight with you."
"Nope."
Xin Jiuyuan was very moved, but when he marched and fought, he would never take her with him.
Hao Ren just made an analogy, but he didn't expect him to react so much, "The latter sentence is not the point, did you listen to the previous sentence?" ”
Xin Jiuyuan nodded, "Well, we are husband and wife. ”
Hao Ren: "......"
"After eating, let's play a game, the kind we can't play at home."
The "home" in Hao Ren's mouth is the palace.
But when it came to Xin Jiuyuan's ears, it had another meaning.
"Okay, I'll play with you."
"Hey......
Half an hour later, Xin Jiuyuan took off his robe and lay on the bed, looking forward to the "game" that Hao Ren said.
Who knew that Hao Ren didn't understand his operation at all.
"Didn't you say it's fun to play games? Why did you fall asleep? ”
"Aren't you going to play a game you can't play at home?"
Xin Jiuyuan's earlobes are a little hot, could it be that Concubine Cheng wants to knock her down?
"How are you going to play when you're lying down? You get up first, five minutes. ”
Hao Ren lifted the quilt and pulled Xin Jiuyuan up.
"What is 'five minutes'? The name of the game? ”
This game, he had never heard of.
"Uh...... Look me in the eye and do what I say, forget those three words, forget it, forget ......"
Hao Ren's hand waved in front of Xin Jiuyuan, as if he was casting a spell.
With that serious appearance, Xin Jiuyuan's mouth twitched a little.
But he couldn't laugh, and if he did, it would definitely hurt the concubine's self-esteem.
Since the concubine wants to play, he cooperates.
As everyone knows, Hao Ren took advantage of his psychology and avoided the problem.
What is "five minutes"?
It's time!
Next, let's start with hieroglyphs and sundials from ancient times......
"Alright, let's start the game."
Hao Ren took out a blank piece of paper and wrote two lines on the paper.
One line is: There are assassins tonight!
The other line reads: There are robbers tonight!
"Buy and leave, which one do you press?"
Xin Jiuyuan was a little crying and laughing, "Are you still worried?" ”
"No, no, no," Hao Ren shook his index finger, "It's purely idle and boring, and by the way, verify the truth that 'the outside will be attacked'." ”
Xin Jiuyuan added a line at the end: Tonight is calm.
"I'm pressing this, what bet do you want?"
"No, no, no......"