Jin Ling, female, just passed her 11th birthday, and is in the sixth grade at Xinhua Street Primary School in this city. With a height of 1.55 meters and a weight of 50 kilograms, he is a standard heavyweight. Because she is fat, her face, nose, and mouth are all round, and she likes it at first glance, and she can't help but rub her face when she likes it. Jin Ling has grown from childhood to adulthood, and her face has been pulled thousands of times, and in her words, she is about to be pulled out of calluses.

The biggest feature of Jin Ling is that she can "get acquainted" with anyone, men, women and children, she can talk to each other, talk about common topics, and make each other laugh from time to time. From school to home, she passed four small grocery stores, three food stalls, a hair salon, a bicycle repair stall and a newly opened gift shop. The owners and guys in these shops are all Jinling's New Year's friends.

After school, with her schoolbag on her shoulder, she staggered over and looked carefully at the grocery store counter. Corn crisps with plastic dinosaurs in the bag, hollow glass ropes with crosses, and the hottest cartoon character toys. No matter how careless the shopkeeper put these things in an inconspicuous place, Jin Ling could always find them at a glance, pay for one, or simply let the owner take it out and touch it for her and put it back.

Then she goes to the food stall to find her old friend, a little yellow cat covered in dirty tiger skin patterns. She walked through the room with great skill, all the way into the shopkeeper's bedroom, took the little yellow cat out of someone's bed, hugged it in the crook of her arm for a while, patted its head and let it walk. People who don't know Jin Ling will definitely treat her as the child of this food stall.

Then, as she walked past the door of the salon – she was not interested in anything like a beauty salon – she walked straight to the bicycle repair booth, crouched down to see how the old man did the bicycle repair, and said a word of gossip. At this time, she suddenly looked up, and her mother was already on the balcony not far away, raising her eyebrows and glaring at her. She hurriedly stood up, said goodbye to the old man, and quickened her pace a little to go upstairs and go home.

In this way, less than 200 meters from school to home, she walked for at least half an hour.

Once, she came across a pair of young men and women pushing carts on the side of the road, and somehow got into a conversation with them. The two men were so happy that they actually invited her to sit on the back seat of the bicycle and push her to the staircase.

When she went home, she told her mother about it, and her mother was so frightened that her face turned white, and she shouted, "It's amazing!" What should I do if I run into two traffickers? ”

Jin Lingzui pouted and said, "Am I so naïve? People kidnapped me, I won't shout for help? ”

Mom retorted to her: "What if you were kidnapped by them unknowingly while laughing?" What if they confuse you with anesthetics? ”

Jin Ling muttered, "I'm so fat, who will want me?" Aren't you afraid that I'll eat him poorly? ”

In any case, her mother still taught Jin Ling not to have contact with strangers, such as not to eat strangers' things - there are probably sleeping pills in them; When you see the other person taking out a small bottle or something, you should quickly dodge it - spray-type ecstasy is contained in this kind of container; Don't accept an invitation to step into a taxi – kidnappings always happen in taxis.

Jin Ling covered her ears when she heard this: "Okay, okay, I'm not a second-grade kid anymore!" ”

Regarding Jinling's academic performance, the situation is as follows:

The language is okay, especially when it comes to answering some difficult questions that need to be supplemented by extracurricular reading knowledge, she can always be surprisingly successful.

The composition is more difficult to say, and when she encounters the right topic, when she is full of interest and passion, she can write heartily and wittyly, which makes the teacher high-five and praise.

Unfortunately, there aren't too many times like this. The teacher made most of the topics pale and restrained, such as "My Teacher", "My Table", "Remember a Garden Activity", "Visiting ××× Feelings" and so on. These topics are all about writing about what is happening in front of you, and you can't make it up blindly, in case it is too exciting, and the teacher reads it as a model essay in the class, won't it be exposed? Jin Ling is timid and doesn't dare to do such a stealing thing, so most of the essays are scored 80.

The worst thing is that Jin Ling is careless, there are many bizarre typos, "both" is written as "that is", "again" and "in" are not distinguished, "look" and "on" always forget to write the last horizontal. In fact, it's not that she can't, but when she writes, she accidentally uses another word, and as a result, she eats a big fork. An essay, even if it is well written, is deducted by one or twenty typos, and the score can be imagined.

Generally speaking, the Chinese score hovers around 85 points, with a high score of 90 and a low score of 80.

Math isn't so good. Math homework is Jin Ling's least favorite thing to do, especially the four mixed operations, which contain decimals and fractions, she has a headache when she sees it, and she calculates it in a daze, and at least 6 of the 10 questions are wrong. Ever since she was a child, her mother has always worried about her math, and most of the time in the evening is spent helping her with math homework, but her math grades have not improved.

Of course, the teacher was also anxious for her. The teacher said, "In the junior high school exam, the best thing to score is mathematics. Math matters. ”

My mother also said: "Not only is I going to junior high school, but I will also take the high school entrance examination and college entrance examination in the future, which time will I get less mathematics?" If you're not good at math, you're going to die. ”

Jin Ling is just bad at math.

Jin Ling's mother pinched her fingers and calculated, and she didn't understand where the child inherited the gene of bad mathematics: her husband studied engineering, and of course she had nothing to say about mathematics; Although I studied liberal arts, I have always excelled in mathematics in middle school, and I got a high score in the university entrance examination because I was better than others in mathematics; In my mother's family, my younger brothers and sisters are all engineering graduates; In the in-laws family, three out of four are accountants...... I can't find the slightest basis to complain!

Nothing else, it's still Jin Ling's own hard work, and he has to get by. Such a child is really muddy and can't hold up the wall.

The English score can only be said to be so-so, generally about 90 points.

For example, if it takes 40 minutes to make an English paper, Jin Ling will finish it in less than 10 minutes and hand it in. When the teacher took it in his hand, he saw that either the first letter of the sentence was not capitalized, or the phonetic transcription was wrong, or the letters were written crookedly so that it was difficult to read. The English teacher likes Jin Ling very much, because she has beautiful pronunciation and good listening, and it is very pleasant to listen to her read texts or practice conversation with her. But Jin Ling handed over the paper so hastily, what can the teacher do? You can't just point out in court: "You have made a lot of mistakes, take them and correct them!" "Isn't that obvious favoritism? Today's children are very sensitive to these things.

Once in the English midterm test, Jin Ling rarely got a high score of 99 points, and her mother was so happy that tears came out. Soon after arriving at the school for a parent-teacher conference, I learned that more than 20 people got perfect marks in that test.

Jin Ling is such a child, more than the top is less than the bottom, living happily and easily, and being popular is not hateful or hateful.

Jinling's mother was not convinced that her child was in such a situation, and investigated all the reasons, regretting that she let her go to school too early. The average child goes to school at the age of 6, and Jinling's mother hopes that her daughter will become a talent, so she registered for her before she was 6 years old. Jin Ling was originally born in September, and the household registration police at the police station flattened the circle on the word "9", which gave Jin Ling's mother an opportunity to take advantage of it. However, when Jinling's mother inquired later, some of her colleagues changed the age on the child's household registration book or asked her to go to school early. Why are other people's children so mature and stable? It can be seen that age is not the main reason for good or bad grades.

Jin Ling's grandmother said to Jin Ling's mother: "If you want to blame, you can only blame you, you haven't had good rules since you were a child." ”

This analysis is basically to the point. Jin Ling's mother is from a Chinese background, when she was young, her thinking was quite Westernized, advocating European and American education methods, from the beginning of her daughter's ability to climb and speak, she encouraged her to be free, free imagination and free action, willing to go and lie down, did not teach literacy or counting, but stuffed her with a large number of fairy tales and myths, leading her in and out of the age of dinosaurs and the space age, the result is that the imagination ability is greatly enriched, the hands-on ability is rapidly declining, the behavior is casual and casual, and the person is informal.

Here are a few examples of when Jin Ling was just starting elementary school.

Jin Ling's schoolbag has always been called a "garbage bag" by her mother, and it is as messy as it is. One day in class, the teacher had to assign homework and ask the children to take out a pen to memorize. Jin Ling hurriedly lowered his head to the schoolbag and took out the pencil case, took it out and saw that it was empty, and the pen had slipped to all corners of the schoolbag early. She reached out and touched her bag, and found one, which was too bald to write; I touched another one, and the lead broke. At this time, the teacher had already reported the topic above, Jin Ling was so anxious that she picked up her schoolbag and poured it on the ground next to her, and with a bang, the pencil, eraser, knife, and notebook were spread out in a colorful way. The students in front of and behind all stuck their heads out to look, and the whole class was in chaos. The teacher ordered Jin Ling to stand for a class. Jin Ling finally failed to memorize the homework questions, and was punished for copying the book the next day.

The first-grade Chinese teacher is an excellent teacher in the city, and she has to hold "open classes" in the class at two ends of three days. Once, when she was in class, Jin Ling felt that her shoes were tight and her feet were uncomfortable, so she quietly took off her shoes under the desk. After a while, the teacher asked a question about synonyms, and Jin Ling actively raised her hand. The teacher thought that Jin Ling was confident in answering this question, so he called her by name. The moment Jin Ling got up and stood up, he realized that he was barefoot, and hurriedly lowered his head and looked for shoes under the desk. I couldn't find it, and it turned out that the shoes were kicked to the seat of the classmate in front of her. You must know that there were twenty or thirty foreign school teachers sitting in the classroom at that time! Jin Ling's Chinese teacher was so angry that her face was red and her ears were red, and her nose was crooked to the side.

The teacher later complained to Jin Ling's mother, saying: "If she is barefoot, she will be barefoot, if she doesn't look for shoes, how can she have such a foreign appearance." ”

Jin Ling's mother said in her heart, how can a 6-year-old child have such adaptability?

Because Jin Ling's schoolbag is too messy, she always loses things. Erasers are lost in an average of two days. Jin Ling's mother was tired of buying it, so she simply took home a big box, but it didn't take long for Jin Ling to ask for erasers again.

Mom said, "Where's the eraser?" ”

Jin Ling replied innocently: "It's all over." ”

Mom ran to look, and the box was empty.

My mother was really angry this time, grabbed Jin Ling and pressed her on the bed, and announced: "Check the eraser first when you go home tomorrow, and if you lose it, you will not be allowed to eat." ”

When Jin Ling came back from school the next day, her mother blocked the door and asked, "Where is the eraser?" Jin Ling hurriedly declared: "I didn't lose it today." Then I hurried to my bag to find it.

But I couldn't find it anywhere. Large pockets, small pockets, pencil cases, school bag compartments, and no erasers are nowhere to be found. Mom pulled down her face and raised her hand to make a beating gesture: It's so unbelievable! Even if there are 10,000 taels of gold at home, they can't afford to lose it like this.

At the last moment, Jin Ling screamed: "The eraser is here!" ”

Spread out the palm of your hand, and a wet piece of rubber was steaming hot. It turned out that she always remembered the eraser before school, so she simply held the eraser in the palm of her hand and went home, looking around all the way, and forgot the eraser in her hand!

Look, this is our protagonist Jin Ling. Do you think she's funny or angry?