Verse 324 The lion opens his mouth
The sat next to him, holding my driver's license and looking left and right.
"Big brother, you got your driver's license so quickly? Last time, I said we would learn together! If you don't keep your promises, I'm going to break off my friendship with you! ”
"Great, I'll leave now."
The hurriedly grabbed my arm: "Big brother, you sit down first, and I'll refill a pot of big health herbal tea for you!" ”
"Jiannan, I've drunk two pots of tea, I don't want to cook, you just say it, don't keep serving tea, okay?"
The patted his head: "I forgot about eating when I was nervous, big brother, you wait, I'll buy it now!" ”
Soon, the cheap man came back with two buckets of instant noodles, just filled with water, and suddenly felt a burst of yin qi approaching, the cheap man screamed, grabbed a handful of yang talismans from his pocket, and after activation, threw it over like a goddess scattering flowers! Don't be afraid to set the house on fire!
I opened my yin eyes a long time ago, and found that it was a male ghost, and he did have more than a thousand years of Taoism! It had a clear goal, waved its hand and shot out dozens of true qi, and flew towards the cheap man! The man held a thunderbolt wooden sword in his left hand and a mourning stick in his right hand, resisting all the yin qi.
"Jiannan, give me a weapon."
The threw the mourning stick over, and after I caught it, I casually entered a piece of true qi, and found that the increase was as high as two times!
I took the mourning stick and asked, "Who are you?" Why attack Yang Jiannan? ”
The ghost replied with only two words: "Die!" ”
Then he condensed more Yin Qi and attacked me! But after all, I am a master of chemical strength, and I injected yang energy into the mourning stick, and the whole rod body ignited a raging yang fire! It's similar to the Chengying Sword, it can actually transform yang qi, it's really a treasure, no wonder the Evil Light Sect is in a hurry to go back.
I rushed straight forward and chased the male ghost with a burning mourning stick!
Although he is a thousand-year-old ghost king, when he meets me, he can only hold his head and run away! Within a few blows, he was seriously injured and fled.
The cheap man laughed and said: "In the past, there was warm wine to kill Nobita, and now there are instant noodles to fight evil ghosts, come and come big brother, eat noodles, this time is just right." ”
"It's still Doraemon, that's called Huaxiong." I frowned, "It's a pity that the ghost ran so fast that I didn't even ask why it was attacking you." ”
At this moment, the cheap man's mobile phone rang, and his face changed: "Big brother, this is the number!" He calls me every day! ”
"Pick it up, let me hear what he has to say."
The pressed the answer button with a solemn face, and the other party's voice came: "You... ”
As soon as he said a word, the hung up directly!
Soon, the other party called back, and the pressed to answer, and the other party said, "I... ”
After saying a word, the hung up again, although there was only one word each time, but this old voice was a little familiar, as if it was Hou Rui! I seemed to think of something and asked, "Why do you hang up every time you pick it up?" ”
The replied seriously: "Big brother, I'm taking revenge on him and wasting his phone bill!" ”
Wasting the phone bills of the top forces? I have to say,, you succeeded!
"Bring your phone."
I called back, and the phone was quickly connected, and an old voice came: "Boy, I can't bear you anymore, I didn't want to tear my face, now, I'm going to your house in person!" ”
Sure enough, it was Hou Rui, he could hear the anger from his voice, the cheap man deserved to be a man who hung up, not only could he beat the master in the late stage of Huajin, but also made him angry half to death!
"Lao Hou, you received the news so quickly? Where are you? ”
"I'm downstairs at Yang Jiannan's house! After so many days, don't you want to return the mourning stick? Then don't blame the old man for being polite! ”
I hurriedly said: "Old Hou, don't get excited, this is a misunderstanding, you wait downstairs, I'll send the things down." ”
After hanging up the phone, the made a very constructive suggestion: "Big brother, let's go down after eating." ”
"No way!" I refused on the spot and loudly condemned: "It's rude to let the late stage master of Huajin wait downstairs!" ”
"But big brother, if you don't eat this noodles, you'll be in a lump."
As soon as I thought about it, it made sense, so I started eating instant noodles...
Ten minutes later, I went downstairs with the, and when I saw Hou Rui, I found that his face was black.
I pretended to greet enthusiastically: "I've been waiting for a long time, Lao Hou, this mourning stick is really a good weapon, can you change a demon pill?" ”
Hou Rui was angry, and his voice was low: "Ten won't be changed!" ”
That's for sure, how can a weapon with a double amplification be worth only one demon pill? I was deliberately angry with Lao Hou, and when I felt that he was about to explode, I said: "Okay Jiannan, return the things to others." ”
Who knew that the hugged the mourning stick and refused loudly: "No! ”
it? He actually refused! You know, Lao Hou has reached the critical point of the outbreak!
Sure enough, Hou Rui directly took out his mace, and his voice was hoarse and cold, as if coming from Jiuyou: "How do you want to die, you say!" ”
"Listen to me first, brother, I can pay you back the mourning stick, but I have one condition." The stretched out a finger and said, but he stretched out his middle finger.
Hou Ruiqi's voice trembled: "How much does it cost, just say it!" ”
The narrowed his eyes: "Since you agree, then I want the lion to open his mouth... I want a driver's license, can I get it within a week? ”
The was definitely stimulated by me, and it only took me three days to get my driver's license, so he wanted one too.
Hou Rui was stunned: "You mean, help you get a driver's license, and return the mourning stick to me?" ”
"yes, can it be done?"
Hou Rui snorted coldly: "A week's time, it's easy." ”
The threw back the mourning stick and said a very heartwarming word: "If you are brothers, I will believe you!" ”
Hearing this, I grabbed a piece of grass on the spot and asked, "Jiannan, have you also been to Shushan?" ”
The was full of confusion: "No." ”
"And how do you know that?"
"I'm original...
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Originally, it was a matter of crying and mourning, and the cheap man had to be cheap, and he almost made things bigger.
Now that the matter is over, I am going to go home for the New Year, but the cheap man insists on letting me stay for one more day, saying that his cousin is coming to Qiling City to play, and he has to introduce him to me.
I couldn't resist the enthusiasm of the, so I agreed.
The next day, the and I came to the train station, and after waiting for more than an hour, his cousin finally appeared, carrying a large bag and a small wrap in his hand, and supporting a person.
"Cousin!" The shouted enthusiastically.
"Cousin! Come and help! ”
The hurriedly ran over, took the package, and asked, "What's wrong?" ”
"My friend Lin Mo, you've seen it before, he got motion sickness."
"Trains can also be dizzy? Talent! The complimented, and then asked, "Can you still play today?" ”
The cousin looked at Lin Mo and asked, "Brother Mo, what do you say?" ”
Lin Mo looked very weak, his lips were pale, and his steps were vain: "Help me, I can still walk." ”
The cousin's face was full of seriousness: "Don't worry, Brother Mo, if I don't help others, I'll help you... By the way, cousin, where are we going? ”
The laughed and said, "It's all arranged, just follow me." ”
For some reason, I heard a hint of conspiracy in his smirk...
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Because of the same age, we quickly became acquainted with each other under the introduction of the.
The cousin of the cheap man is named Chen Nuo, who is about 180 tall, his hair is permed and dyed yellow, he looks like a bad young man, but he is still very energetic and talkative.
As for his friend Lin Mo, he is about 177 tall, with coordinated facial features and sharp edges and corners, but he is thin and weak, as if a gust of wind can blow him down.
I don't know if the is intentional or unintentional, the games he chooses are throwing snowballs, bumper cars, swimming, etc.
When throwing the snowball, he said with a cheap smile: "Cousin, how about you and Lin Mo, me and my eldest brother?" ”
The two of them were ordinary people who faced the masters of the middle stage of dark energy and the early stage of transformation energy, and the result can be imagined, and they were beaten to doubt their lives.
Later, I simply stopped playing, it was too bullying, but the man was tired of it, and he laughed very happily with one against two.
If throwing snowballs is a hidden weapon technique, bumper cars are reaction speeds.
Lin Mo and Chen Nuo are also masters, threatening to find a place here.
After starting, Lin Mo and Chen Nuo were really skillful, and the two cars directly forced the into a corner.
But the soon found the trick and countered the two of them with my help!
Not to mention swimming, when he first arrived at the swimming pool, Chen Nuo said that his nickname was 'The Little Prince of Swimming', but in the water, who is the opponent of 'Ketchup Herring'?
Sure enough, the had a dog gouge in the water and easily won the game...
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It was a fun day, and of course, only the himself was happy.
At this time, we had dinner and were walking on the road, I pulled the a little behind, and asked in a low voice, "Do you have a grudge against your cousin?" ”
The man showed emotion: "Big brother, you don't know, when I was a child, my cousin was better than me, and I only had one better than my cousin." ”
"That's not bad, it means you still have strengths."
The's answer was very sad: "I was hospitalized longer than him." ”
I see, the just wants to prove himself, so he chooses these games.
The is still very optimistic, and said with a smile: "Don't mention the past." ”
Then he caught up with Lin Mo and Chen Nuo: "Cousin, Lin Mo, since you have come to Qiling City and come to my territory, I must ask you for great health care!" ”
The two of them were very shocked, and stammered, "Really, really?" ”
I know very well that the refers to the great health herbal tea.
But Lin Mo and Chen Nuo were very excited, sitting in the taxi and kept asking, 'Really, really, really', and said that they had never tried it, so they were a little nervous.
When the taxi stopped downstairs at the cheap man's house, Chen Nuo's face finally became serious: "Health care in your house? Door-to-door? ”
The felt inexplicable, and replied, "Do you want to sit on the door to drink tea?" Why don't you go to heaven... ”