44. No matter how sinister the outside world is, a teenager is still a teenager
Weiwei's cooking level is getting higher and higher, so high that even though Gu Tao is already very full, he still holds up two bowls of rice, and eats it like an Indonesian python that has swallowed a whole person, and he doesn't want to move even if he is killed.
"I only ate the food you brought me this morning." Gu Tao lazily walked to the carpet after eating, and there was half a chilled watermelon next to him, the kind he ate with a spoon, and the experience was more than three times better than that of cutting and eating: "By the way, I saw that you were going out in the morning, are you not afraid?" ”
"It's much better." Wei Wei came out of the kitchen, took off her apron and rubber gloves, sat on the small stool next to Gu Tao, picked up the warm black tea and took a sip: "Why can you still eat it after so long?" ”
"I have a special way to keep it fresh." Gu Tao smiled: "Where are you going to go in the morning?" ”
"I got a job this year and worked as a tea teacher in a tea ceremony training class." Wei Wei smiled and said, "I was going to go and see it in the morning, but I won't go if you come." ”
"Oops, Vivi is getting to work." Gu Tao leaned his head at Weiwei's feet: "It seems that you are really not afraid of people?" ”
"When there's a lot of people, it's still a little nervous." Wei Wei propped her chin and looked out the window naturally: "But it's still not good at getting along with people, I don't know when to say anything, I always offend people." ”
Offence? It's right to offend people, even if she is very good at talking, the person who should be offended still has to be offended, not to mention anything else, just the jealousy of those female colleagues is enough for Weiwei to drink a pot, not to mention the love and hatred of those stinky men who can't ask for it, ugly men and ugly women get together, what good things can be said is strange.
And Wei Wei obviously didn't know what she was wrong and was inexplicably hated, but Gu Tao thought that she didn't care, because she herself was almost equal to social death, everything in the outside world was nothing to her, and the gossip between colleagues couldn't hurt Wei Wei herself at this stage, and as for those who were further away, it didn't matter.
"Why don't you go to work, and I'll take a look with you?"
"This ...... Didn't you say you were going grocery shopping in the afternoon? Weiwei tilted her head and looked at Gu Tao: "I have already decided not to go." ”
"You can buy groceries whenever you want, and it's the same when you come back." Gu Tao used a spike under the sofa to squeeze Weiwei's instep: "Anyway, I have nothing to do, go and see your working environment." ”
Weiwei carefully shrank back because her feet were tickled, lowered her head and whispered, "Okay." ”
"I see, you don't stutter anymore, except just now."
"That'...... That...... That's because ......'s voice grew smaller and smaller, so small that it was barely audible at the end.
"Because you're so excited to see me?" Gu Tao bounced up from the ground, and then changed his position and lay on the sofa: "Am I so attractive?" ”
"Stinky beauty."
After a short lunch break, at about half past two in the afternoon, Wei Wei put on a sun hat and led Gu Tao out, Gu Tao was giving her science about her super evolution process all the way, although Wei Wei didn't understand at all, she was still listening carefully, and from time to time she showed a puzzled expression, but she didn't interrupt Gu Tao's words, and let him babble about the changes in his body.
"Doubling the oxygen utilization rate is actually a better use of the oxygen in the air, at the same oxygen concentration, my blood oxygen content has doubled, and I can now have strength, much stronger than before."
"Really?" Finally came to the part that Wei Wei could understand, she raised her head and looked at Gu Tao's face as she walked: "But it doesn't look the same." ”
"If you don't believe me, try it."
After speaking, Gu Tao directly hugged Wei Wei horizontally, and the weight of more than eighty catties in his hand was as easy as lifting a pot of boiling water, but Wei Wei screamed, and when she found that everyone around her was looking at her, she quickly buried her face in Gu Tao's chest, ashamed and unadultly.
"Look, I used to be very weak." Gu Tao put Weiwei back on the ground, and pointed to his waist with a smile: "Ahhhh Remember? ”
Vivi snorted and laughed, it was the first time they met, he sprained his waist because of the six sons who jumped down from the wall, and the scoundrel look when he was lying on the ground, Vivi still remembers it very clearly.
"By the way, when I was resting just now, I checked your terminal records, and actually activated the protection program four times?" Gu Tao took advantage of the situation to hold Weiwei's hand on the watch and raised it: "This." ”
"Well, there were two times that were particularly dangerous. On one occasion, a muck truck suddenly rushed at me, and I was so frightened that I stopped there and didn't dare to move, and then the car suddenly overturned in place. Wei Wei smiled, and her eyes turned into two small crescents: "I thought it was a coincidence, but later I realized that you were protecting me." ”
"It's not me, it's the Titan Guardian."
"Titan...... Guardians? ”
"That's right, a rectangular robot twelve meters high and fifteen meters wide is right above your head right now." Gu Tao pointed upward: "Before I left, I started the escort procedure. ”
Wei Wei covered her mouth in surprise: "It's ...... Have you always been by my side? ”
"Well, it's been oh, it's staring at it when you're taking a shower, and it's all on video." Gu Tao pointed to his watch: "I've seen it all." ”
"Yikes!" Wei Wei screamed, and her face turned red: "It's really ...... Are you sure? ”
"Fake." Gu Tao spread his hands: "I won't do such a thing, I'll tell you when I want to watch it, and you won't refuse anyway." ”
"Who said I wouldn't refuse." Wei Wei rolled her eyes, but she didn't let go of the hand held by Gu Tao: "I won't show you, Liuliu is right, you are a pervert." ”
"Haha, then you should be careful tonight." Gu Tao squinted his eyes and deliberately looked Wei Wei up and down with an obscene expression: "As an observer, if I can't see this little thing, I won't live in vain." ”
"You dare!" Wei Wei pursed her lips and said in that thin voice: "If you dare, I ...... I'll triple the peppers to your meal tomorrow. ”
Gu Tao looked at Wei Wei, and then leaned into her ear and whispered: "Actually, I saw you very early, and when I scanned you, the clothes didn't exist at all." ”
After saying that, he pulled his legs and ran, and Weiwei was stunned for a moment, and immediately chased after him angrily, and the two of them were like children sweating wantonly in the hot sun of a midsummer afternoon.
Wei Wei's physical strength is not as good as Gu Tao who has undergone a super evolution, and after a while, he squatted on the ground and lost his breath, Gu Tao, who had been deliberately controlling his speed, slowly turned back and squatted in front of Wei Wei: "Tired?" ”
"Hmm......" Wei Wei took a deep breath: "My physical strength is still very poor, and Liuliu is much stronger than me." ”
"What do you compare to the Monkey King?" Gu Tao turned around: "Come up, I'll carry you." ”
"Back...... Carry me? No...... Not good. ”
"Oh, the sun is so big, let you help cover the sun."
Hearing that Gu Tao was running the train with his mouth full again, Wei Wei laughed, and then really climbed on his back, Gu Tao stood up, Wei Wei hooked his neck and lay on his back, the two of them looked quite compatible, if it weren't for the T-shirt printed with compound fertilizer on Gu Tao's body, the other pictures were completely plots in idol dramas.
"As for me, if you look at it from the perspective of the earth, I am a very unproductive and incompetent person." Gu Tao walked slowly with Weiwei on his back: "I'm poor and don't want to make progress, anyway, I'm a very useless person." ”
"You're talking nonsense." Wei Wei said angrily: "Xin Chen said that you are stronger than him, and you are the most capable person in the world." ”
"Can I exchange my skills for money, I promised Luke...... Luke is my old superior. I swore an oath before the Centaur set off. Gu Tao looked ahead: "I won't infect the world process, this is my oath and pride, so what...... I probably won't be very rich in this life. ”
"I have, I have a lot of money, and I can't use it up." Wei Wei lay on Gu Tao's shoulder and whispered, and the breath she exhaled made Gu Tao's ears itch: "I'll raise you." ”
"What you said, I told you I don't mind being a rice worm." Gu Tao smiled: "I'm the best at eating and drinking." ”
"But, you have to protect me well......" After Wei Wei said this, her whole head was on his shoulder: "It's strange, but I feel different when I see you, anyway...... Anyway...... Do you think I'm cheap? ”
"Wow, it's not good for you to say that. In fact, I'm so handsome, most girls can't help it, I ...... Hey, hey, hey! It hurts! ”
When Gu Tao was boasting about himself, he suddenly felt a huge pain in his shoulder, and the touch was alive and was being bitten by someone's teeth, and it was a real bite, a desperate bite.
"Wrong, I'm wrong, can't I, you let go of ...... first" Gu Tao trembled in pain: "If it hurts again, the protection plan will be activated." ”
Wei Wei let go of her mouth and suddenly made a very bold move, she suddenly kissed Gu Tao's neck hard, very hard. Anyway, for her, this is already an extremely outrageous behavior.
Gu Tao was also stunned for a moment: "Speaking of which...... Are you chasing me? ”
"Hmm!" Wei Wei nodded vigorously: "After you left, I missed you more and more for more than a year......
"Unexpected......" Gu Tao sighed: "I also have today, you know that after I came to Earth, most people regarded me as mentally retarded and mentally ill. ”
"They're all stupid." Vivi pouted and said, "But...... Do you know, in fact, Liuliu has never believed that you are dead, Xin Chen believed it and I believed it, but she just didn't believe it. ”
"Why?"
"Because she cast lots before you left."
"Hahahaha...... The Monkey King is the Monkey King, but it's better to be simple. ”
"No, no, no, no." Wei Wei shook her head quickly: "I think...... She has a magical power. As long as she does the multiple-choice questions, there is no mistake, every time we go out, she will buy a scratch ticket, every time she will win the lottery, the most is 200,000! There are two hundred less! She's never left behind. ”
When Gu Tao heard this, he was excited: "She still has this ability?" ”
"Well, even Xin Chen can't explain it."
"Of course he can't explain it." Gu Tao smiled: "I'll study it when she comes back." ”
Vivi nodded: "She's also waiting for you to come back and give her an answer...... Gu Tao, promise me, okay? ”
"Hey, it's weird for you to talk like that, you should ask a question first, and then ask me if it's okay or not, you have a problem with this proposition."
"I don't care, you promise me first."
"You're cheating."
Weiwei shook her body desperately behind Gu Tao's back, and Gu Tao hurriedly compromised: "Okay, okay, promise you, promise you." ”
"Hmm......" Wei Wei quieted down again, and whispered to Gu Tao: "Except for me, no matter how many girls there are in the future, no matter how good-looking and excellent, except for Liuliu, you can't want anyone else." ”
"You're asking too much." Gu Tao shook his head: "And...... Why that monkey. ”
"Because...... You were originally hers, Xin Chen said. It was I who took away her good fortune, and I should have quit, but I was reluctant. Weiwei's face was pressed against Gu Tao's shoulder: "I used to often see things about fate on the Internet, I didn't believe it, but ...... But after seeing you, I finally knew what it felt like, and I really couldn't bear to quit. ”
Sure enough...... Sure enough, boys can't be ugly, if they are ugly, then he will never know how far those girls can take the initiative in his life, this world is really unfair, Gu Tao sighed silently.
"You speak of conscience, did you fall in love with me because I was handsome?"
"Do you have Xin Chenshuai?"
Speaking of which...... Gu Tao admits that Xin Chen can no longer be described as handsome, although he likes to play games at home, krypton gold, buy figures, drink fat house happy water, lick paper and wife, life can be so rough that people can't imagine it, but he is indeed the best-looking man Gu Tao has ever seen, even though Gu Tao is very confident in himself, but in front of Xin Chen...... It pales in comparison.
"Why don't you compare me to the uncle who sells siu mai at the intersection of your house?"
"You also know that you are not as good as Xin Chen." Wei Wei laughed softly: "Okay, okay, anyway, you don't have to dwell on this matter anymore, I don't like him, and he doesn't like me." ”
"In fact, what I didn't expect was that there were girls like me who rode shared bicycles."
Weiwei hit the back of Gu Tao's head with her head: "Garbage can't drive a spaceship!" ”
"I have one last question!" Gu Tao cleared his throat: "Why do you know that I am an alien and still stick to me upside down?" ”
"I'm probably more comfortable with these things than Six-Six, you know, I'm actually the one who died once." Weiwei's voice was soft, and Gu Tao liked her voice very much: "What if...... You're going to leave someday, will you take me away? ”
"Don't worry." Gu Tao sighed: "I can't go, I can't go in this life." ”
"Why?"
"Because ......" Gu Tao looked up at the sky: "The mother planet will only send a rescue team once, and this time ...... They probably sent a stupid beep. ”
"Don't swear anymore."
"Oh, I say swear words are just tone particles, not swearing."