Chapter 9 The Real Wuzhang Temple
I only heard a "open", the wall collapsed, revealing a huge hole, the old pig fairy probed to look, before I stepped forward, I saw the old pig fairy stretched out his hand to block me, and said: "You can't just go out like this, you can't go out like this, you can't go back to the shell, come, put on this." ”
As he spoke, the old pig fairy didn't let me see what was in the hole, but took out a handkerchief from his sleeve, patted the dust on his body, and then handed it to me reluctantly: "Blindfold yourself, I'll take you out!" ”
Hey...... I grinned, grabbed the handkerchief between the tips of my thumb and forefinger, and said, "Have you wiped your nose?" You just slapped the dust on your body, covering my eyes, it doesn't seem appropriate, right? ”
The old pig fairy suddenly replied angrily: "You kid can see clearly, it's silk!" My beautiful wife paid for me to buy it...... What's the matter with wiping your nose, I'm so clean, you're so dirty, it's good for you to use a handkerchief, otherwise I'll cover you with my socks, right? ”
"Gotcha! I'll use this anyway. Looking at the old pig fairy's cheap smile, I muttered that I blindfolded my eyes with this handkerchief, and said casually: "Old pig fairy, what kind of handkerchief do you use for a big man?" Don't be so all day long, old man, who uses this thing...... Besides, you...... Yes! ”
Before I finished my words, I only felt that the old pig fairy pushed me behind me, I staggered forward and rushed over, but just stabilized my body, before I continued to lift my steps, I only felt top-heavy, and instantly collapsed, dazed, as if a hand easily lifted me up, I don't know how, I was thrown out of the way, and my body floated for a while, before falling heavily, but where I fell, I felt soft.
"Two dogs! Two dogs! Wake up! ”
In a hazy way, I seemed to hear Master calling my name, and I hurriedly opened my eyes with all my strength, only to feel a dazzling beam of light shining down, and suddenly closing again, after a long time, I slowly adapted to the light outside, and the warm sunlight shone on my face, which was so comfortable. In front of me, Master and the old pig fairy were looking at me anxiously, and when they saw me wake up, the old pig fairy smiled, but his big black and fat face scared me!
At this moment, I only felt extremely sore all over, but I still smiled slightly at Master: "Master, I'm fine......"
The master sighed lightly and said, "You are so reckless and impulsive every time, if it weren't for the old pig fairy rushing in to save you this time, your yang energy would be exhausted, and I am afraid you would not be able to come back." It's also because the teacher is not strict with you, and the teacher is also responsible! ”
"No, no!" I hurriedly sat up, shook my head excitedly at the master, and said, "Master, your discipline is already very strict, if you are strict, how can you be strict...... It's all apprentices, I'm willful and impulsive, I'm sorry for Master's teaching, Master will punish me, but discipline is ......"
"Huh?" Master suddenly glared at me and said, "What? How can you be disciplined as a teacher, and do you still need your approval? Hum! In the future, if you don't have the teacher's instructions, you can't go on a rampage, and if you cause any more trouble, you can do it yourself! Remember? ”
I bowed my head like a wilt and ......, "Remember." ”
But soon, I got up and stomped around, then looked up at the sky, and I didn't realize that it was already afternoon. I've been on the Yin-Yang Road for so long, it's no wonder that Master is so angry. But fortunately, I'm out now, by the way, what about Wuzhang Temple? I looked around, where there was a Wuzhang temple, but on the hillside in the distance, there was a dilapidated cave.
I hurriedly asked the old pig fairy, "Old pig fairy, is that Wuzhang Temple the illusion of that cave?" ”
The old pig fairy smiled and said, "Yes and no, that cave was just the cultivation place of the animal spirit at the beginning, and then its body remained in the cave and became the treasure of those wandering spirits, and the Wuzhang Temple you saw last night was indeed an illusion." But it clearly tells you that you can't go in, so why did you still go in? I can't figure this out! ”
I was stunned, recalled everything I saw last night, and hurriedly said: "What I saw is obviously Wuzhang Temple, and there are upper and lower links on both sides, and the upper links are...... Heaven leads to humanity, and the next link is...... Good and evil will be rewarded in the end, and there will only be a vegetable garden or something when you go in, so you will believe it. ”
"Nonsense!" The old pig fairy pointed to both sides of the cave and read: "The upper and lower links are clearly 'Heaven has a way, you don't go' and 'Hell has no door, you come to vote', and there are three ugly big characters in the Five Organs Temple above, don't you see it clearly?" If you don't believe it, take a look for yourself! ”
I hurriedly ran up the hill and looked carefully, and sure enough, as the old pig fairy said, there is really a road in heaven that you don't go, and there is no door to hell, you come to cast two couplets, I, how did I think it was like those two sentences last night? It's really weird, maybe when I saw the three words of Wuzhang Temple, I was already on the way, so I saw different couplets. Immediately afterwards, the old pig fairy knocked me again: "What kind of vegetable garden is there, what other vegetables can there be in this season besides radish and cabbage?" Why don't you know any common sense? But my family's vegetable garden is well organized by my beautiful wife, and there are spring vegetables, you can see it when you don't believe it at my house, hehe! ”
The old pig fairy is really inseparable from his beautiful wife in three sentences, and in the end it is the tightness of affection.
Master and I looked at each other and shook our heads helplessly. Then the old pig fairy looked at the sky and said, "Since the matter here is over, then we can hurry, presumably we can still get to my house before dark." ”
I hurriedly asked, "Old Pig Fairy, how far is this place from your home?" ”
The old pig fairy stretched out his fingers and pinched them, and finally stretched out five fingers, I would never think that he meant to say that he still had five strokes, thought about it, and asked, "There are still five miles to go?" ”
Shaking his head, the old pig fairy pursed his lips and said with a smile: "There are still fifty miles of mountain road, and we will arrive soon, it is said that we have been walking for eight days since we came out of Miaojiang, and with the delay of most of the day, it is already nine days." It only took me three days to get to Miaojiang, but now we have to speed up, maybe we can catch up with the dinner made by my beautiful wife, hehe! ”
"Fifty miles of mountain road? And arrived before dark? You're not kidding, are you?! I opened my mouth wide and hurriedly pretended to be sore and shouted, "Master, my legs are still a little sore, maybe I have lost too much yang energy in the Yin and Yang Road, and I haven't recovered yet." Shall we go slower? ”
The old pig fairy waved his palm and beckoned to me, I hurriedly dodged, but the old pig fairy immediately withdrew his hand and said with a smile: "You let your master see, do you look like your legs are sore?" You slippery stinky boy, don't always talk about your master, Senior Brother Yang, I'm carrying you, let's go! ”
"This ......" Master hesitated for a moment, and said with a wry smile: "I've been carrying you like this, and I can't help it, otherwise I'll come down and go by myself." ”
The old pig fairy couldn't help but put the master on his back, and said: "Your injuries are showing signs of improvement now, if you are overworked, you won't want to walk on the ground in another month, or I will walk fast on my back, Ergou, don't be hypocritical, hurry up and keep up, otherwise those delicious meals made by my beautiful wife will not have your share, hahaha......"
The voice was still drifting, only to see the old pig fairy's body swaying and blinking appeared five or six feet away, as soon as I heard that there was a delicious meal, I suddenly came to the spirit, hurriedly shouted "wait for me", and quickly rushed over. It's just that no matter how fast I run, I still can't keep up with the pace of the old pig fairy......