Fanwai 01 The dormitory routine of a female college student
It was another day when she finished taking a shower, Lin Yiqiao looked at the basin full of clothes, and a sense of powerlessness came up, she was next to the floor-to-ceiling window, with a depressed face: "I don't want to wash clothes, you just let me buy a washing machine, I will pay more for electricity!"
You shouldn't waste your time doing laundry!
Ye Zhimeng objected at the first time: "No, it's too much space!"
Lin Yiqiao sighed sadly, and then shouted with his eyebrows: "Look at other people's dormitories, air conditioners, washing machines, induction cookers, rice cookers, what do you want, and then look at our dormitories, empty and empty~ Every time someone comes to check the hygiene, I feel inferior because of our shabbyness!" They are all dead poor ghosts, one poor and two white, no, three poor and three white! ”
I remember a female classmate in a class who came to the dormitory and said that there was an echo in their dormitory......
Isn't it space!
Su Shuyan tilted his head slightly, and said softly: "No, it's three poor and two white."
Lin Yiqiao couldn't figure out the meaning at first when he heard it, but it took a while to react, and walked to Su Shuyan's side with a strong step, pinching her for a while, of course, just making a pose.
"What do you mean...... What the?! Say Lao Tzu black again! "Is she hacking her???!
Su Shuyan pursed her lips and smiled: "Poor black and poor black."
Lin Yiqiao directly skipped the black facts, only focused on the point of poverty, and began to squeeze his eyebrows: "Then do you want to help?"
Regarding the matter of money, Ye Zhimeng was very picky, she immediately said: "We are poorer, you see that you often eat meat, how expensive meat is."
In the dormitory, Lin Yiqiao never treats herself badly when it comes to eating, because she has nothing else to buy except daily necessities, unlike the two roommates, who save in all aspects in order to buy extra things they like.
"You just don't spend it, and it's not that you don't have money!" Lin Yiqiao compared
o gesture, followed by exclaim, "Ah! What is it that can cross the boundaries of age? Is it love? Oh! No! It's a city A account! I'm going to find someone from City A to take care of me! ”
Between the words, she was frantically giving Su Shuyan a look.
Su Shuyan didn't see it, and added by the way: "Sometimes it can even cross genders."
Lin Yiqiao immediately put his arm on Su Shuyan's shoulder, and although he was thrown away in disgust for a second, he still crossed his waist with one hand and said with hope: "Rich woman, are you hinting at me?"
Her eyebrow-eye distance and eyebrow distance are already wide, and this exaggerated provocation is even more joyful.
Su Shuyan frowned and glanced at her, and said lightly: "Don't dare to be, don't dare to be, I live a very poor life."
Lin Yiqiao: "Do you know, I really envy you for living a busy and boring rent-collecting life at such a young age...... Alas, the country is about to achieve the centennial goal of building a moderately prosperous society in an all-round way, and my village and I have dragged down, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry...... By the way, the 19th National Congress of the Communist Party of China also said that the poverty population should be completely eliminated by 2020, right? It's November, oh my! I only have two more months to live......"
Su Shuyan: "Don't think about this, in fact, it's good for you to do this, I recently read a news about college students being cheated of money, you see how good you are, don't worry about this."
Lin Yiqiao was so angry that he stomped his feet: "I really want to be deceived!" You say, everyone is human, the same, why am I so poor?! ”
Su Shuyan said: "We are different, you have a partner in the whole dormitory."
"I hate it~ What are you talking about? That's not the point now! Lin Yiqiao pretended to be shy, and the next second switched to a sneaky appearance, opened the door and pointed out, "Do you see the air conditioner at the door?" The whole floor is piled up on both sides of our dormitory, and before it is yet installed, I quickly contacted the person who collected the air conditioner to sell one! ”
The school has recently installed air conditioning in the dormitories, and the floors are piled up on both sides of their dormitories.
It's been two days, and it hasn't been installed in their building, so that every time she goes back to the dormitory, she has a kind of criminal mentality, well, she just thinks about it, there is a thief but not a thief.
Su Shuyan glanced at her: "Someone will guard it, stupid."
Lin Yiqiao's eyes and nostrils widened exaggeratedly: "4?"
With that, she ran to the door and poked out her little head.
At this time, Aunt Dormitory was knocking on the door from the other side: "Install air conditioning tomorrow, don't lock it when you go out!"
Lin Yiqiao silently shrank back, pointed at himself and questioned, "I'm pretty good, right?" Did I say it too loudly that the school started to pay attention? ”
In fact, there were dormitory managers sleeping at the door of their dormitory on the past two days, and their dormitory became the focus of the school......
Su Shuyan: "Hmm."
Lin Yiqiao collapsed weakly: "How can you say anything bad?"
Su Shuyan said faintly: "These eyes of mine are too penetrating......
Lin Yiqiao: ......