2 dungeon taverns
The brave man who escaped (myself) was dragged out of the huge hall like a sack of sackcloth by the Lori Green Dragon.
"Alright, you should be able to move at this point." The green dragon said as he dropped me down.
I tried to move my limbs, and I found that I was able to move.
So, I writhed and jumped up and asked her loudly, "What's going on?" ”
"The weak will be affected by the dragon clan's coercion in the dragon's lair, especially you, who will be so frightened by the deterrent that they can't move." Green Dragon explained.
"Who said this! I'm asking why I'm in the dragon's lair? I said angrily.
Although I was really angry and wondering, considering my strength, I still coaxed and didn't dare to go up and pry her.
Shouldn't the brave be expected to be given high hopes, be given equipment and weapons, and then brush them down layer by layer while accumulating experience and leveling up, and finally obtain artifacts, arrive at the dragon's lair, defeat the dragon, rescue the princess, and become a hero?
How many steps have I crossed to reach the dragon's lair directly, what is the situation of the weak brave man?
Will I be able to defeat the dragon, rescue the princess, and become a hero? The most important thing is that I can still return to that prosperous, strong, democratic, civilized and harmonious home?
"When you were summoned, I took you to the dungeon first." The green dragon shrugged and said indifferently.
How could it be so frivolous to change my fate?
"Send me back! Otherwise, don't blame me for being unkind! I took a step forward and threatened her condescendingly.
"I don't know that kind of magic. However, maybe the humans who summoned you will find a way. She said sincerely.
Looking into her innocent eyes, it didn't look like she was lying, and I suddenly became depressed.
She raised her hand, a paw to be exact, as if trying to pat me on the shoulder to comfort me.
Due to her limited height, she ended up patting me on the thigh and saying, "There's nothing wrong with being a hostage here." ”
Not good! Not at all, I'm probably one of the saddest brave men.
Suddenly, a black bat hovered around my head, and although it was a bat, its body looked like a gourd.
I couldn't help but blurt out: "Hulu? ”
The bat stopped, landed firmly on the green dragon's shoulder, its nose moving, and said angrily.
"It's Mr. Hulu! Impolite. ”
Hehe, your name is really simple and crude, and it is easy to see at a glance.
The green dragon said: "This is your watchman, although you are a hostage, you can't stay in the dragon's lair, you can go to the dragon city in front of you, and you can't leave without permission." ”
She said as she pointed to a city not far ahead.
Can't leave? Hehe, the legs are long on me, as long as I get rid of the gourd, I can leave the dungeon, and when the time comes, kill him back to the horse gun, fight the dragon, save the princess, and go to the peak of life.
Well, that's a good plan.
So I happily agreed, "Okay." ”
Mr. Hulu seemed to see my careful thoughts, and sneered: "Don't try to escape, the staircase leading to the upper floor is guarded by the floor master, and without a pass, it will eat you in one bite." ”
I glared at it through gritted teeth.
"If anyone bullies you in the city, report my name! You're my possession. The green dragon winked at me, waved her dark green paws, and said, "Get along." ”
Her pretended mature appearance is really not commensurate with Lori's appearance at all.
Mr. Hulu's little eyes flashed, flew to my shoulder, and said into my ear, "You'd better be hostage-conscious." I'm too troublesome to spy on you. Why don't we go to the tavern for a while? ”
Tavern? I'm secretly curious, a tavern from another world, I don't know what it will look like.
According to the plot routine of another world, the waiters are all goblins with good looks, right?
The elf has pointed ears, a bright smile, long flowing hair, and a light skirt......
Thinking like this, I inexplicably looked forward to it, and my steps became brisk.
Stepping through the city gates, a familiar feeling came to you.
Well, it's the appearance of a dungeon in a game, anime, comics, film and television drama, not to mention, it looks quite peaceful here. Except for the strange-looking inhabitants and the color and appearance of the goods that make people not want to buy them.
Now, I breathe a sigh of relief and feel much more relieved.
Under the guidance of Mr. Hulu, we came to the door of a tavern with the words "hongqiangweijiuguan" written on it.
In fact, from the time I entered the city gate, I found out that the characters of the monsters here turned out to be Hanyu Pinyin. This is a piece of cake for me, a highly educated alien intelligent being.
But I was amazed at how accurately they used the front and back nasal consonant voiced sounds. (mixed in with strange stuff)
Mr. Hulu was shocked that I could read the text, because he couldn't read all the pinyin.
When I finally got to see the elf waiter, I suddenly felt a dry mouth, and subconsciously licked my lips, and at the urging of the gourd, I pushed open the door of the tavern with a trembling hand.
"Jingle Bell~!"
The bell hanging behind the door rang.
Hearing this, the people inside said in unison, "Welcome!" ”
Ah, this decoration, this light, this feeling......
It's like getting in...... Food stalls (so disappointed).
The waitress who came to greet him looked like a lizardman, but he wore long false eyelashes and put red lipstick on the top of his protruding mouth.
I looked around the store, it wasn't too big, there were a few monsters sitting in twos and threes, and the air was mixed with the smell of fragrant food and the strong aroma of alcohol.
As soon as I walked in the door, all eyes were on me, and I couldn't help but swallow and spat at the mouth.
Mr. Hulu skillfully flew to the side of the bar, landed on the back of the bar chair, and introduced, "This is the brave man." ”
"Oh~!" The audience burst into boos.
I struggled to squeeze out a smile and nodded.
"It turned out to be the brave man, Mr. Hulu, you are so powerful, you really brought him." Miss Lizardman laughed.
"Of course, and don't look at who I am." Mr. Hulu said proudly.
"Well, Mr. Hulu is the most handsome." Miss Lizardman touted it, and Mr. Hulu said it was very useful.
"Lord Brave, please come here." Miss Lizardman gestured to the bar next to Mr. Gourd.
Against everyone's gaze, I walked to the bar and sat down next to Mr. Hulu.
"Hostess, two guests at the bar." The lizardman yelled into the bar.
"Eat something?" The proprietress at the bar asked.
"Eat ......," I looked up to answer, but met the hostess's face.
At that moment, it was the heart...... The sensation of myocardial infarction.
My IQ has been critically hit, and the knowledge I originally acquired about the other world is completely useless here, and I even feel like I've been deceived!