3. Cats

[Are there really demons and monsters in the world?] 〕

[What if one day someone suddenly says you're going to be different?] 〕

[The premise of the hallucination.] 〕

[Do hallucinations originate from the stresses of life?] 〕

[What is it like to dream that someone calls you brother?] 〕

...

"Alas, it's unrealistic to expect these unreliable netizens." Sliding the screen, Zeng Wei sighed and shook his head in pain.

The search page of the mobile phone browser displays all kinds of remarks, but obviously, for these topics, the majority of netizens who ridicule and pay more attention to it, after browsing, none of them can satisfy Zeng Wei.

"Grenades—" At this moment, a strange and high-pitched cry sounded.

Immediately afterwards, there was a noise in the carriage, which immediately attracted Zeng Wei's attention.

Put down the phone and follow the sound source, a familiar shadow comes into view.

Wang Xiaorou!

It's her again!

At this time, she had already left her seat and stood in the aisle, holding an orange glow-like object in her left hand that emitted an orange glow similar to a glow stick. Cat?

In his right hand, he was holding a silver, sci-fi looking air gun, and was shooting at the embarrassed and poor cat.

All of a sudden, on the entire bullet train, it was called a chicken flying dog jumping.

Wang Xiaorou completely ignored the order of the train operation, oppressing the poor cat's activity space, that look, that scene, it was simply sad for the listener and tearful for the listener.

"Enough! You wicked woman! ”

When the poor cat was hit with an air gun and his whole body curled up and rolled on the ground, Zeng Wei, who was passively noisy and upset, suddenly felt a feeling of "evil is born to the side of the guts".

"Evil... Woman? Wang Xiaorou's eyes were dull, and when she reacted, her whole popularity exploded.

Someone actually called her that?

You're the wicked woman!

Your whole family is wicked women!

Is there such a smart, beautiful, cute, kind and excellent evil girl?

What a bastard, eyeless bastard (;) ≥ dish ≤)!

"Crunch, crunch..."

No way!

With a punch, this weak guy in front of him, I'm afraid he won't lie down, I endure...

“... I'm very busy right now, if you're idle, please get out of the way, or don't blame me for not reminding you, and you'll be responsible for the consequences! ”

After taking a deep breath and trying to calm herself, Wang Xiaorou looked at the man who was intercepted in front of her, smiling stupidly and lewdly, rolled her eyes angrily, showed her bright white teeth, and cast a beautiful but unkind smile at Zeng Wei.

hum (ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻

Looking at Wang Xiaorou's white eyes, Zeng Wei, who was already irritable because of the "weird experience" entangled in his head, was not to be outdone, and also rolled his eyes.

Yo Yo Yo!

How to drop!

I'll roll my eyes too!

Are you still going to threaten me?

Ha!

With a toy airsoft gun, you can scare your great-brother?

Hum!

Anyway, he is also a man who was forced to practice taekwondo for a few days when he was a child!

Little girl, do you really think that your great-brother and I are humble and friendly, so we will be so easy to bully?

Tell you!

No way (ノД')!

Today!

This cat, I'm Zeng Wei, Baoding!

The Blue Top 10 Good Boys, the Blue Animal Guardians, the Blue Cross Stars and Stripes Ambassadors assist the volunteers... The glorious and sacred spirits of these organizations are all gathered in Zeng Zhengwei's body at this moment!

"Ahhh I'm, you frog at the bottom of the well! Wang Xiaorou puffed out her mouth angrily by the ignorant stupid guy in front of her, and only felt that she had met her destined nemesis.

The disgusting man in front of her who had stolen his gaze and swept it around her chest.

Lustful, ignorant, and stupid troublemakers!

I really don't know which blind girl will marry him in the future, who has poured blood mold for eight lifetimes!

"Don't slander me! Besides, I'm a frog at the bottom of the well, be careful that I sue you for personal attacks! Regarding reputation, Zeng Wei was serious and glared back.

“... Hum... The fungus does not know the obscurity, and the cockroach does not know the spring and autumn! Not as knowledgeable as you! Wang Xiaorou pursed her lips, her big eyes stared, and she held back a sentence.

“...”

The atmosphere was suddenly like a string being strained, suddenly relaxed, and then bounced again.

This is, you want to fight with me for literary skills?

Zeng Wei was angry, this girl looks as beautiful as a flower, why is her mouth so sharp?

Don't think I don't know what you're talking about!

Your great-brother and I are men who are familiar with 300 Tang poems.

Although I can't compose poetry, I still have the ability to recite and understand at least!

"Okay, I don't have time to talk to you here, get out of the way! The ugly words are in front, now you don't cooperate with me, don't kneel down and beg me later! ”

Zeng Wei was about to say something, but Wang Xiaorou had already pulled him away impatiently, and continued to hold the silver instrument with the other, aiming at the kitten behind Zeng Wei.

This beautiful girl who looks quite delicate is quite impatient with Zeng Wei, who doesn't understand the situation and blindly blocks it.

She had been chasing her goal for a long time, and now there were still people chattering in front of her, really she was one of those good old people like the Virgin Mary in the team?

What's more, this man had left a bad impression on her as "obscene" before.

She has seen a lot of this kind of man, and she is quite disgusted.

Therefore, even when she looked directly at Zeng Wei, it would make people feel that she didn't actually have him in her eyes, and those beautiful pupils were actually focused somewhere behind him.

However, this feeling is akin to the feeling that no one is in sight...

On the contrary, it was just right, which stimulated Zeng Wei's rebellious psychology.

Hahaha! (ಡωಡ)hiahiahia

Zeng Wei twisted his body exaggeratedly, laughing so much that tears came out.

Me, Zeng Wei!

Will you be a girl on her knees and beg for mercy?

It's ridiculous!

"I'm telling you, even if you beat me to death here today, I'll be sure of the kitten, not to mention... Do you dare to fight? Hit me... Ah, hit me..."Zeng Wei leaned in front of Wang Xiaorou cheaply.

"Hehe, as long as you dare to do it, I will immediately fall to the ground and touch the porcelain! I think you're a staff member too, right? Beware of being maliciously complained! Zeng Wei first lowered his voice, and then deliberately accentuated the tone of the last four words.

"You!"

Pointing at Zeng Wei, Wang Xiaorou was clenched by his shameless, angry silver teeth.

"Durian... I'm so impressed... Little brother, you did a great job, I like you! At this time, a shrill voice suddenly came from Zeng Wei's ears.

"Haha, it's easy to say, the people of the rivers and lakes send nicknames, timely rain!" Zeng Wei smiled and tilted his head in response.

Well? ...

Zeng Wei, who was in the middle of the journey, his face changed.

Uh, uh, uh?

I always felt that there was something strange, abruptly mixed in it, which made him feel a little stuck in his throat.

That... What the hell (ー_ー)!! is it?

Meow... Cats?

Zeng Wei turned his head slowly, and then his eyes were glazed, looking at him...

That furry magical species.

Walking upright, with the same body as a human, with brown hair and a hairy white head.

What kind of monster is this (ᄋᄆᄋ River?)

"Boom.."

After swallowing a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, Zeng Wei turned his head stiffly.

Seeing Wang Xiaorou's beautiful face again, Zeng Wei felt so kind again.

Sister, I'm sorry...

I was wrong!

I'm guilty!

I have obstructed the sacred mission of the Order, and I am a sinner!

"Poof!"

His knees were weak, and Zeng Wei, who had a strong and deep sense of guilt, knelt down with a face full of repentance.

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This is not because of fear!