26. You are embarrassing my fat tiger
"How... What's wrong? ”
Zeng Wei, whose eyebrows jumped, and his demeanor became a little unnatural, the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching.
Especially when he looked at the beautiful figure standing not far in front of him, the heat in his heart was like a tide, and it retreated completely.
"Smack!"
The crisp slap, accompanied by a hint of hot touch, came from behind.
"It hurts!" Zeng Wei covered the back of his head and looked at Wang Xiaorou obliquely: "Are you nervous again?" What are you doing with me all of a sudden? ”
"I'm just going to beat you, and..." Wang Xiaorou bit her silver teeth, indicating that she was jealous, and at the same time showed a caring and mentally handicapped expression: "Even if you beat to death this bastard who was born in happiness and doesn't know happiness, it's not too much!" ”
"Huh?" Stunned for a moment, Zeng Wei, who was a little stunned, looked confused: "What's wrong with me?" ”
“... Hehe, you're stupid like this, of course... It's okay. Wang Xiaorou looked at Zeng Wei's stupid look, and suddenly lost the idea of complaining.
"It's okay for you to hit me?" The resentment was difficult to suppress, his face trembled, and Zeng Wei's body was slightly cold.
"I'm here to help you calm down." Wang Xiaorou raised her eyebrows, Zeng Wei, this guy, usually sees himself like a cat and a mouse, and he still wants to rebel at this time?
"That's ...... Okay? His eyebrows jumped again, and the corners of Zeng Wei's mouth twitched.
Such a simple, rude and shameless reason made him unable to accept it at all!
Anyway, Wang Xiaorou, this woman, is not the first time that she is stinky and shameless.
It's just that, on the surface, Zeng Wei didn't show this, but spoke out like a skin smiling flesh.
"It's good if you're happy, hehe, it's good if you're happy..." Zeng Wei laughed twice, roaring fiercely in his heart, and still had a faint smile on his face, as if he was sniffing roses.
Drag!
The central idea that Zeng Wei intends to implement now is to stall for time.
The longer the better, as long as you don't get beaten and suffer now, there will always be a way to do it later.
Perhaps, after becoming that mountain and sea master, he will be able to become stronger?
When the time comes, it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, and if he loses it, he will get it back!
Even, considering that the eyes are the windows of a person's soul, unless they have received special training, they can more or less reveal some information about themselves.
Zeng Wei didn't know if Wang Xiaorou could hide his emotions, but he knew very well that he would definitely not be able to do it anyway.
learned from Chen Ziang's mouth that Wang Xiaorou's previous difficulties had the experience of suffering because he didn't hide his expression, and Zeng Wei dared to continue to look at her.
So, the two had the above conversation without their eyes intersecting, which made Chen Ziang on the side shake his head and let out an unknown sigh.
"Okay, since you have agreed, then we will go to the contract room later, and prepare to sign a contract for Zeng Wei and Tengu."
Chen Ziang smiled, "Speaking of which, after Zeng Wei also signed the contract, there will be two official Shanhai divisions in our department." ”
"Hmph, I booked the third one." Wang Xiaorou couldn't help gritting her teeth again.
"Okay, good, give it to you." Chen Ziang supported his forehead.
"Sign the contract? How to sign? Where to sign? Zeng Wei couldn't help but be curious, and his attention instantly shifted again.
It seems that he knows that becoming a mountain and sea master requires a mountain and sea creature to create a contract with him, but as for the other specific processes, he really doesn't know.
That's all, fortunately, he went to the library today and made up for his knowledge, otherwise, he really wouldn't understand anything.
"The specific contract will be decided according to your fit at that time, so we will use the contract room on the top floor."
"Uh-oh." Zeng Wei nodded.
He looked unaware.
However, he is still very excited about becoming a mountain and sea master soon.
After all, in Chen Ziang's mouth and in the reading of materials, only such existence is the real warrior.
Just thinking about it, Zeng Wei couldn't help but have his eyes shining, and he was a little excited.
Originally, at the beginning, if it weren't for the high salary and good benefits of this job, Zeng Wei really didn't have much idea of joining in.
After all, not to mention the name of a mental hospital, there is also a violent woman pressing on her head, and there is friction from time to time.
Zeng Wei's eyes were full of wisdom.
Well, now he seems to have seen an opportunity to fight back!
Out of the library, the three of them went straight to the top floor.
Then, something embarrassing happened.
To be precise, it was Zeng Wei's embarrassment alone.
"Are you sure you want to go over like this? Why is there no platform here? Zeng Wei looked at the two people in front of him dumbfounded, who were already more than five meters away from him.
"Don't delay, just such a little distance, you jump over here!" Wang Xiaorou said impatiently.
“……”
Just a little distance?
If you give him a 100-meter run, he won't be able to jump.
Zeng Wei clutched his chest and suddenly felt a little uncomfortable.
Then he gasped, and a lot of helpless and messy speculation came to his mind.
Are you serious? Why do you have nothing to do with such a long distance?
It's not a normal human being at all, can it be done?
But... Why did the two of them skip over again...
The same people...
Why is there such a big difference?
"I ......" stood up and jumped twice, Zeng Wei was at a loss, his words were suddenly paused, his expression was stunned, his eyes were dull, and his lips seemed to have words but did not speak.
In other words, it's an eyelid jump, full of embarrassment.
The corners of his mouth twitched.
At this distance, he really can't jump over it!
Don't bring it like this......
Wang Xiaorou's eyelids were raised "at the right time" and looked over, "Could it be that the legs are short and you can't jump?" ”
Zeng Wei felt that he was being despised again.
People are the same, no matter what you say when you are happy, anyone is a donkey, and it is no problem to touch the hair.
But when you are angry and unhappy in your heart, you don't listen to anything, you think about everything a lot, and you can pick out the bones in the egg.
Zeng Wei is a bit of a top now.
He took a deep breath, and the fresh, cold air poured into his body, like a sweet spring that had just emerged from the depths of the earth, reaching each alveoli, and the whole person's spirit was lifted.
Then, take a dozen or so steps back and charge with all your might.
Five, four, three, two, one...
Brake!
Calmed down.
Or forget it, what if you can't jump over and fall to your death?
At such a distance, if he really jumped, wouldn't he be looking for death?
You're definitely embarrassing me fat tiger!
Zeng Wei dared to speak, if it was more than the ability to eat, the distance that everyone present had jumped would definitely not be as much as he had eaten.
After struggling for a while, Zeng Wei, who finally found himself completely helpless, gritted his teeth and said hesitantly, "Cough, I can't get over that, you can find a way to help." ”