I'm sorry, but it's my birthday for today's exam, and besides, you know, I'm not in a good mood...... I'm sorry for taking a leave of absence.

A little joke, as an apology......

1. My girlfriend has been coming to my house to eat these days, and I eat very little every time, so I asked: Why don't you eat more? My girlfriend said: Every time I want to lose weight, I can't control my mouth, so I want to come to your house to eat, after all, no one cooks like you do, and I don't want to eat the second bite after eating the first bite!

2. At noon, I went back to my hometown with my parents to drink happy wine, my father's good brother's daughter got married, and the man's family gave a bride price of 100,000 yuan and bought a car of more than 100,000 yuan...... When I came back in the evening, my mother cooked me several favorite dishes, and I was surprised and said, "Mom, why are you so good to me today?" ”

3. There are always some fitness and weight loss experts in my circle of friends, and how many steps they take every day. Coal irritates me every day. I don't believe you can't compare to you. I wrapped my phone in several layers of laundry, wrapped it around the straps, and threw it into the dryer of the washing machine. It took 10 minutes to spin, and this time there were 50,000 steps. I smiled and opened the spin tube, Made, the phone was scattered, and the tube was all ...

4. A: "I confessed to the goddess in my mind." B: "Did she agree?" A: "Ah, yes." B: "That's a good thing, why sigh." A: "I said righteously at the time, you will marry me if there is a kind." B: "Well, it's not romantic, but it's domineering enough, what does she say?" A: "I really have, but it's not yours." "B: . . .

5. I wanted to do the laundry, but my roommate squatted in the toilet and refused to come out, and it was almost 20 minutes. I turned off the wireless router and within a minute I heard him flushing......

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