7 liberating hospitality
"Don't you have to work? Guests are coming to the door! The proprietress yelled.
The excited lizard pursed her lips, lowered her head and continued the work in her hand with a calm face.
The cat leaned over and whispered a reproach: "You stupid and incompetent brave man! ”
Blame me? I shook my head helplessly and cleaned up carefully.
I don't know if it's because I've been lazy at home for too long, and I don't work for a while and my back hurts, which is more tiring than fighting with a slime.
"Can you help?" The lizard pointed to the sign.
"Do you want to carry it out?" I asked.
"Hmm!" The lizard nodded.
I helped her carry the sign outside the store and asked her tentatively, "You don't seem to like humans very much?" ”
The lizard hesitated for a moment and said, "It's not that I don't like humans, I just hate adventurers." ”
With that, she turned around and went back to the store.
I looked up at the signboard written in Hanyu Pinyin and thought to myself that the gap between humans and monsters was quite deep.
When I was called, I was not as strong as the brave in the previous routine.
How do I get the job done and get back to mine?
It seems impossible to pursue the power of power, do you find another way?
For me, who came from the advanced world, my wealth of knowledge and advanced consciousness led me to start constructing in my mind a scene of harmony and happiness between humans and monsters.
But I also understand that in order to do this, we must first open the hearts of the two races so that they can sit down and communicate, but this is also the most difficult step, and it cannot be achieved overnight.
I wonder if time passes here at the same speed as in my original world?
Ah, I'm really in a hurry! If you don't hurry up, what will happen to the fried chicken I ordered, and the instant noodles will be mushy.
"Hey! Are you the brave? ”
While I was thinking about a major life event, I was interrupted by a werewolf.
"Yes, I am." I say.
"There really is, there is such a thing as a brave!" He excitedly patted the other werewolf beside him and said.
"Tsk!" The werewolf smacked his lips and looked at me very rudely.
"I mean, I'll drink it at Rose tonight, right?" The werewolf from earlier suggested.
"Well, that's fine." The other party replied.
I hurriedly straightened up, imagined the hospitality in the comics, and smiled and said, "Welcome!" ”
The werewolf was taken aback and asked, "Do you work here?" ”
"Sort of." I rubbed the back of my head and said uncertainly.
It's about paying off debts.
"Well, that's good! There are no idlers in the dungeon. The werewolf said as he entered the tavern.
Alas? I blinked, was I educated by a werewolf?
What a faux pas!
If I don't let you see the momentum of the ancient civilization and the state of etiquette, let you underestimate it.
My vanity was ignited in an instant, and I burst out of otaku acting and began to pull customers.
"A hundred-year-old tavern, it tastes so delicious that you cry, the dragon family hand-picks the tavern, and the green dragon eats until it is shy!"
"Hey, pass by, don't miss it, the first delicious slime yokan in Dragon City sells more than 10,000 copies a year!"
“……”
My fresh words and way of selling immediately attracted a lot of monsters, and the tavern was full at once.
The cat jumped to his feet in a hurry and said in a panic: "What should I do, I can't sit down!" ”
I stretched out my big hand, my eyebrows twitched, my chin lifted, and I said, "Bring me the pen!" ”
I tore the paper into small squares and wrote Arabic numerals sequentially on them.
"If you don't grab the position, queue up to get the number, take the number and wait for the order to enter. Whoever doesn't understand the rules, get out! I waved domineeringly at the youkai gathered outside the door.
Such stirring rhetoric caused the monsters to be very dissatisfied, and there were many discussions, and some even scolded.
"Shout what to shout! If you don't eat it, get out! The proprietress was carrying a spatula in one hand and a pan in the other, and at some point she appeared at the door and shouted loudly.
The monsters at the door suddenly fell silent and obediently lined up in a long line.
I happily sent the serial number, thinking to myself, if I move the modern restaurant marketing model directly, I can be regarded as open.
It was about six or seven hours before the monsters had eaten and drunk and gradually dispersed, and the tavern was closed.
"Whew, I'm tired!" The cat sat on the edge of the bar without figuring it out, deflated.
"Really, it's never been so hot." The lizard put down the rag, pinched his shoulder, and said, "Luo Bai, you can rest too." ”
Luo Bai came down to help when there were many guests on the way, so she nodded and sat down.
To my surprise, Mr. Hulu was not woken up and was still asleep.
"Mr. Hulu is always like this, and I don't know how many times I've eaten the Overlord meal." The cat said with a flat mouth.
"It's impressive, Lord Brave." The lizard said.
"It's nothing, it's nothing." I scratched my head and said embarrassedly.
Actually, I think I'm too self-indulgent.
"Pretty impressive! Boss lady, if the business has been so good, can you increase the salary? The cat asked into the bar.
The proprietress glanced at her, didn't say anything, brought the dinner she had just made, put it on the bar, and said, "Leftover energy fried rice." ”
"The boss lady is so stingy, you say yes, Luo Bai?" The cat touches the white with its elbow.
Luo Bai nodded seriously and said, "Hmm." ”
"Luo Bai, you don't have to deal with her!" The lizard glared at the cat and said.
"Poof!" Looking at Luo Bai's blank face, I suddenly laughed. Is this big-sized beauty who can hunt ingredients stupid and sweet?
"Xue Mufan, right?" The proprietress said.
I immediately sat up straight and nodded at her. She called my name, did she admit me?
"It's been a hard day." The proprietress tried to squeeze out a smile, but how to look at it was so mad.
The expressions on the faces of the others present stiffened.
"No, you don't have to force it." I hurriedly waved my hand and said.
"Whew!" The proprietress regained her usual expression, "I also feel awkward." ”
"Hahaha!" The others laughed. The cat is even more exaggerated, laughing and banging on the bar.
"What are you laughing at!" The proprietress said in a deep voice, "Xue, Xue Mufan." ”
"Just call me Xiao Xue." I say.
"Xiao Xue, how did you do it?" The hostess asked.
"This, well, in fact, I'm just painting a scoop according to the gourd, and I, and the world over there are like this." I say.
"What does it look like?" The proprietress asked, and gave me the only piece of fried beef tenderloin left.
"That's right...... I recalled the marketing model of a hot pot restaurant and introduced it to her.
Not only the proprietress but also the cats and lizards were fascinated, and only Luo Bai fell asleep on the bar.
Early the next morning, I followed Luo Bai to the passage to hunt molten chickens.
"Can you catch me with your right hand?" Luo Bai suddenly took the initiative to invite me.