Chapter 18: There are ghosts in the toilet
When we walked into the boys' dormitory, we found that there was only one floor in the dormitory, and there were already many people living in it.
"Dude, I heard you live in a girls' dormitory? It's awesome. ”
"Damn, dude, you're too willful, how did you do it?"
“……”
Listening to these compliments, Lu Wenqiang's stomach stopped hurting in an instant, and his waist straightened a lot: "This is just a small meaning." ”
As he spoke, Lu Wenqiang sat on a bed and chatted with them.
After all, among peers, it is inevitable that there will be some people who share the same smell as the scum of society like Lu Wenqiang and Zhang Bin.
But I'm different, I just found a bed and slept on, while Yan Wenyuan was still playing games with the computer.
In the middle of the night, my stomach hurts, the kind that hurts.
I woke up the guy on the bed next to me and asked, "Dude, do you know where the toilet is?" ”
As a result, the man smiled and said, "I understand what you mean." ”
After speaking, he handed me a pack of papers: "Pay attention to your body, no wonder you stay in the girls' dormitory for so long." ”
I looked at the man helplessly, took the paper and rushed out; I happened to run into a soldier who was on night patrol.
After some inquiry, I learned that the toilet in the military region has broken down again in the past few days! To go to the toilet, you have to go to the public toilet across the road.
Since the toilets are not available, the gate of the military district will not be locked at night, but there will be military patrols.
I rushed into the public toilet across the road, opened a door and squatted down.
After a struggle, it is no longer comfortable to describe.
Just as I was about to lift my pants and leave, a scream came from the girls' toilet next door.
Originally, I thought it was a prank between girls, so I didn't care!
After walking about five meters, there was another scream from the women's bathroom, which was different from the usual screams for fun; Immediately after, the screams were followed by a thud.
After much thought, I decided to go and have a look.
After entering the women's bathroom, a girl was kneeling on the ground and frantically grabbing her hair and sending it to her mouth; While eating his hair, he muttered something like a debtor.
After following Xuanfeng for more than two months, I can be regarded as a small achievement; I walked over and grabbed the girl by the collar and lifted her straight from the ground.
Then he bit her middle finger and touched her eyebrows with the blood of her fingertips; Then, the girl's head tilted and she fainted.
At that moment, the soldier on the night patrol rushed in, looked at me and the girl in my arms, and kicked me in the chest.
This kick almost knocked me in the back.
The soldier snorted coldly: "Boy, go back and talk about it, you have to suffer." ”
After saying that, the soldier picked up the girl and ran back.
I stood up, patted the dirt on my body, and walked out of the toilet.
As soon as I walked to the gate of the military region, I was stopped by Lei Hua: "Li Chujiu, go and run ten laps around the playground for me, and then come here to report to me." ”
I immediately lost my anger and said, "Instructor, I know you don't believe me!" But I'm really there to save people, there's a ghost in that toilet, and if you don't believe it, you can look at the girl's mouth, which is full of hair that she swallowed herself. ”
Hearing my words, Lei Hua raised his foot and was about to kick me, but his foot stopped in mid-air and didn't kick it for a long time.
Lei Hua asked indifferently, "How did you know that there were ghosts inside?" If there really are ghosts in there, then why are you okay? ”
I was just about to say that I had learned a few tricks of Taoism, and a big foot kicked me in the stomach, and Lei Hua's eyes widened: "Go and run ten laps around the playground for me, and then go back to sleep." ”
I glanced at Lei Hua fiercely, turned my head and ran around the playground; It's not that I'm obedient, it's just that if I don't run, I'll inevitably be beaten again.
After running two laps, Lei Hua stopped me when I was about to run the third lap: "Li Chujiu, right?" Come here. ”
I wiped the sweat from my head and walked over and said, "Instructor, what's the matter?" ”
Lei Hua glanced at me: "That's it here today, go back." ”
"Thank you, instructor." After saying that, I dragged my tired body back to the dormitory.
As soon as I lay down, the whole dormitory was boiling, and they all asked me what I had done, and they even asked me to run laps in the playground in the middle of the night.
But I'm really tired and sleepy at this time, and I don't have time to talk to them, so I just lie down and sleep!
As soon as I fell asleep, the deafening bell rang, and then the whole dormitory boy exploded; It doesn't matter if it's thirty-seven twenty-one, pick up the military uniform and put it on your body.
Ten minutes later, all the people in our boys' dormitory ran out, still standing in small groups.
After the other groups stood in line, they were all led away by the instructors, but our group was like a stupid roe deer, standing alone on the playground and watching the other groups train.
Finally, Lei Hua walked over in all directions under everyone's attention.
Lei Hua stood in front of our team, looked at us and said, "I know that you girls have poor physical strength, so you can run five laps around the playground." ”
After running two laps, Lu Wenqiang couldn't do it, gasping for breath and asking, "How many meters is this lap?" ”
I held my breath and said, "The preliminary estimate should be about 800 meters." ”
As soon as I finished speaking, Lu Wenqiang plopped and lay on the ground: "Made, I can't do it!" You run first, and I'll come in a moment. ”
As he spoke, the grandson foamed at the mouth.
Originally, I wanted to help him, but after I saw Lei Hua walking towards him with a rubber stick in his hand, I ran with the army with confidence.
Sure enough, before I ran thirty meters, Lu Wenqiang chased after me from behind: "Made, after you go out, Lao Tzu will definitely beat up that Lei Hua, it's too much of a deception." ”
I glanced at Lu Wenqiang up and down: "It's up to you?" I don't think it's a problem for someone to beat you twenty times. ”
After five laps, I felt that my lungs were about to explode, and Zhang Bin and Lu Wenqiang directly turned into a big character and lay on the playground.
We boys are like that, not to mention the girls, all of them are sweaty, and their faces are as red as ripe apples.
But seriously, the military training in this university is really not fun, and we didn't have military training in high school, so we just played around at that time, and we didn't practice; Who would have thought that the university would train people to death like this.
After a while, Lei Hua came over and said let's go to the cafeteria to eat, but be honest.
This cafeteria is very large, with dozens of windows, and our class queues up in front of one window.
In the tradition of ladies first, the four of us were ruthlessly left behind, and it was finally the four of us at half-past eight.