is just a market hooligan leader, but there is such a big and second-class pomp, which shows how sassy this grain pockmark is.

"Did you call me here to worship my handsomeness?"

Wugu Mazi glanced at Li Changsheng and Dao Feng lightly.

Blade snorted, just about to speak.

"Shh~, you don't have to speak, I know what you want to say. Do you want to ask me why I look so handsome?"

Wugu Mazi's bag is not over, but he lowered the brim of the ten-yuan straw hat on his head, pinched his chin with his right hand, pointed to the blade and said:

"Since you have asked sincerely,

Then I will tell you with great mercy,

In order to prevent the destruction of the world,

In order to protect the peace of the world,

Carry out love and true evil,

Handsome and handsome market hooligans,

Grain~

Pockmark~

I'm the most handsome man in the world, pockmarks, and pockmarks can't hide my handsomeness. ”

After Wugu Mazi finished speaking, he also threw out his right hand holding his chin handsomely and posed as a movie pose.

His younger brother also spoke very cooperatively: "The boss is right. ”

Li Changsheng and Dao Feng had already wiped the cold sweat on their foreheads with their right hands.

What a shame!

They found out that although this Wugu Mazi didn't go to school, he didn't watch a lot of anime and movies.

I am afraid he is the only one who can read the lines that can be read by kindergarten children in such righteous words.

Since this grain pockmark is so fun, Li Changsheng is ready to play with him:

"Since ancient times, the market has produced talents, if Your Excellency was not born in the new era, but with this amazing talent, you must be able to abuse Li Bai and cry!"

Wugu Mazi heard Li Changsheng's praise, and laughed again and again:

"Hahaha, you're right. In this Donghuan vegetable market, the capital of Jiangnan Province, who does not applaud my wit, and who does not cry with my iron fist? In fact, I have long pondered that there is something wrong with this poem written by Li Bai, but no one has found out. ”

Li Changsheng smiled bitterly, saying that he was fat and he was panting.

"Oh, what do you mean?"

Wugu Mazi saw Li Changsheng's appearance of [asking for advice with an open face], so he said:

"It's fine. I'm going to explain it to you today. ”

"You said that this [Rizhao incense burner produces purple smoke], how can it be purple smoke? I have already been to the temple for an interview, and this incense burner is lit with white smoke, and the smoke from the mosquito incense I lit is the same color. ”

"And you look at the waterfall from afar, what is the waterfall? It's water, how can the water hang up?

"The third sentence [Flying Stream Straight Down 3,000 Feet] is even more full of loopholes! 3,000 feet? How did he Li Bai know that it was 3,000 feet? Did he send someone to measure it?"

"Especially the last sentence [suspected to be the Milky Way falling for nine days], what is the Milky Way? Is it the Milky Way, such a big Milky Way, why did it only fall for nine days? It may fall for ten, eleven, twenty days, or half a month. ”

Dig the groove!

After listening to the words of this grain pockmark, Li Changsheng was about to cry because of his explanation.

Does this poem still say that?

This is a living bar!

And it's still a good thing.

Blade was also shocked by this terrifying explanation.

"Then how do you think this poem should be written?"

When Wugu Mazi heard Blade's question, he pulled his throat and said:

"I think it should be written, you listen, I'll read it to you. ”

"Rizhao incense burner ~ as if purple smoke,"

"Looking at the waterfall from afar~ It seems to be Kakemae River. ”

"Flying down ~ about 3,000 feet,"

"It is suspected that it is the Milky Way ~ at least nine days. ”

After listening to the poem adaptation of Wugu Mazi's "Wanglu Mountain Waterfall", the previous commander hurriedly took the lead in applauding and said:

"Well, that's great, Boss. Men weep when they hear this, and women are silent when they hear it. ”

There was thunderous applause from below.

I don't know if people still think that there is a recitation competition here, and he won the first place in the five grains.

"Ahem~" Li Changsheng coughed twice, looked at Wugu Mazi and asked, "Wugu Mazi, I want to ask if I don't know you, why did you ask your men to come here to cause sabotage and gather people to make trouble?"

Wugu Mazi sneered and scolded:

"Do you think I'm going to tell you that someone else paid me to hire me? ”

Li Changsheng: ..........

Blade:.........

Sure enough, there is a boss under him, no wonder the previous six criminals who have received [professional training] are so strange.

"Well, if you don't say it, you won't say it. Can I ask who paid you to do so?"

Wugu Mazi raised his head and said extremely hardly:

"Anyway, it's not the eldest lady of the Liu family. ”

When Blade heard Wugu Mazi's words, he couldn't help but exclaim, "Miss Liu?"

(Asako Goku: "How do you know?")

Li Changsheng chose to ignore his words, looked at the blade curiously and asked:

"Do you know this eldest lady of the Liu family?"

Blade nodded.

"This eldest lady of the Liu family is said to be a fanatical fan of Emperor Batian, and the people in the entire Jiangnan provincial capital know that she likes Emperor Batian. It seems that it should be that the matter of your disagreement with Emperor Batian has come here, and it is not surprising that with her fanatical love for Emperor Batian, she will take action against you. ”

"It turned out that it was a female fan of Emperor Batian," Li Changsheng was a little speechless, he was 10,000 times more handsome than Wu Yanzu, but as a result, everyone had fanatical female fans, and he didn't even have a fart.

Blade looked at Li Changsheng a little uneasily and said:

"If it's her, I'm afraid it's a little difficult to deal with. There are four major families in the capital of Jiangnan Province, namely the Song family, the Liu family, the He family, and the Xu family, of which the head of the Song family is the president of the Jiangnan Chamber of Commerce with assets of 10 billion yuan; the Liu family controls the seven deep-water wharves in Jiangnan and controls the import and export trade of Jiangnan Province, with assets of 50 billion yuan; the main industry of the He family is in Jiujiapo, with local assets of 10 billion yuan, but foreign assets of more than 100 billion yuan; the Xu family is the ancestral residence here, and the enterprises are doing business in the capital, with assets of about 15 billion yuan. ”

"The eldest lady of the Liu family, Liu Xiangru, is the third generation of the head of the Liu family, she has an elder brother, and that brother is very tolerant of her as long as this Liu Xiangru does not fight for the family property. ”

Li Changsheng nodded, before in Fuhai City, 1.5 billion was already the richest man, but now in the capital of Jiangnan Province, there are more wealthy businessmen here and more assets.

"(#'O′) Hey, can you two stop chatting to yourself, don't you see my handsome guy here?"

Asako Wugu shouted loudly at the hot discussion.

"Adults talk, children don't interject. ”

Li Changsheng turned his head and scolded him.

"Oh!"

Hearing this, Wugu Mazi nodded subconsciously and returned to his position.

"Eh, boss. No, you're already an adult, why should you Jiangnan heroes listen to him?"

The little brother next to him spoke.

"It's a roar. Wugu Mazi patted his head, "Brothers, give it to me and teach them a good lesson." ”

Li Changsheng snorted coldly:

"It's not who I'm targeting, but I'm trying to say that everyone on the scene is rubbish. ”

"I'm so angry, hit me, hit me hard. ”

Wugu Asako angrily rushed up with his little brother.

In the face of these fierce market hooligans who wanted to come up and fight him to the death, Li Changsheng smiled coldly, and then ......

Take three steps back.

"Blade, you go!"

Blade: Meow meow?

What are you messing with, let me wipe your ass?

But Wugu Mazi and the others had already come to him, and Li Changsheng had already shamelessly retreated.

"Damn!"

The blade raised a middle finger at Li Changsheng, and faced many hooligans in the market, facing it head-on.

............