Chapter 1: Dreams

"You melon baby! You baby ran away to bet again!" a woman's voice sounded in her ear. Judging from the voice, the owner of this voice is no longer young, but there is still a trace of anger in the voice. Did she say the dialect of Sichuan and Chongqing? Sounds quite similar. Is it over there this time? I just don't know what time it was.

"You melon girl is crazy all day long, I don't want to tell you a melon baby. Hurry up, is the meal ready, hurry up and bring it up, Lao Tzu has been running outside for a day and is already hungry and dizzy, Kuandian brought the rice. After the woman's voice, another man's voice came, accompanied by the "squeak" sound of the door being closed, and it seemed that the door had not been oiled for a while.

"Eat the hammer and eat!" the woman's voice rang out again, with a look of anger, and the sudden sound sounded like it was roaring in the ear, and it shook the ear - if there was such an organ as the ear now. "All day long, you only know how to run outside, and you say that you are pulling goods outside, and the ghost knows that you guys are playing cards in that kakaguoguo, and you still want to eat, eat hammers!"

"Hey, you crazy woman to be reasonable, which turtle son is playing cards in Kaka's corner, you can make it clear!" The man also seemed to be angry, after all, he thought that he would not be happy if he had been running around outside for a day, and he would be counted down when he got home.

"I know which turtle son. He also said that he was pulling goods outside, and he drove the car every day, and the ghost knew where to go. I won't talk about it if I don't see anyone all day long, what you said is pulling goods outside, and the money for pulling goods is murmuring!" The woman didn't care about the man's anger, and she continued: "I still pull goods outside, alas, if I don't make money at home, I won't say anything, but I have to reach out to the house, you are also a man, and you rely on me to make money to support your family, and you are embarrassed to go out?"

The man seems to know that he doesn't care about this, but he also has to explain: "You don't know that this period of time is sluggish, it's so rare to have someone to pull goods, a bunch of people are yelling around others, and it's easy to find me? And even if you find me to pull, the money given is not enough for gas, and you have to talk about repair and maintenance, I have to eat at noon for a day outside, and I always have to buy a pack of cigarettes, these are not money." ”

"Lao Tzu believes that you will have a ghost!" The woman seemed to not believe the man's words at all, and said: "Every time I ask you, these are these two sentences! Look at the old horse next door, people don't drive trucks, others can make money, as long as you need money for dinner, other people are immortals! You can't make money if everyone pulls goods together in a market!"

"Hey, you melon lady want to be reasonable!" The man was also a little annoyed: "Don't talk about that now, hurry up and bring things up, Lao Tzu wants to eat now, and if you don't eat for a while, you will starve to death and you will be widowed alone!"

"Mode! Get a hammer! It's better to be a widow than to follow you! Hungry, starving, Lao Tzu went out to find someone who could make money, and Uncle Hammer would take care of you!" The woman was still scolding, and she didn't look like she wanted to stop.

Is it a husband and wife quarrel today? It's rare to encounter such an interesting dream. And the dream with only sound and no picture is the first time I have encountered it. Interesting. It seems that there are no details to be written down this time, just remember the conversations you heard. Didn't that group of guys say that I had a dry conversation? Next time, I'll post these words, Sichuanese, few of them understand it, and when the time comes, I'll let you guys jump up happily when I call them "Gua Wazi". I think when I update, you know the meaning of "melon baby", and you can laugh. Even if those few understand, it is estimated that they will not be debunked, after all, most of their readers are characters who like to watch jokes without discipline.

When looking at the expressions of the guys, there seemed to be a new development in the quarrel over there. Originally, the voice of "News Network" was still playing on TV, so the time of the quarrel in this dream should have been after seven o'clock in the evening. Now the two seem to have started a cold war, only to hear a deep sound of the door closing, and then I heard the man sigh heavily, pick up the remote control and fluctuate the TV program aimlessly, and did not watch anything broadcast on each station carefully, only about a minute before changing the channel.

There's something on the mind. I'm afraid there will be no results in the back today.

Time flies, and time in dreams has always been chaotic, and after a while, with the man's sighs and whispers from time to time, it seems that at night, there is also a shout outside calling the child home to rest, even in the house. The man was no longer embarrassed by the TV, threw the remote control on the coffee table, and didn't care about making a loud sound, got up and walked to the window. Then I heard the sound of a lighter, and then the sound of a man smoking. Listening to the voice of the old lady next door playing the naughty little grandson outside, the man didn't know what to think in his heart.

"It's the time for the two-color ball to draw......" What the man heard in his ears caught his attention and turned to look at the results shown on the TV. "05,20,15,20,13" looked at the results of the lottery that had been drawn, and Cississo's voice sounded, which seemed to be the sound of rubbing between clothes. The man pulled a lottery ticket out of his trouser pocket. This lottery ticket was bought on the way back in the evening, and the machine selected 5 notes, 10 yuan. Men themselves know that the chances of winning the lottery are slim, but it is better to spend a little money to buy a hope than to come back every day to face the tigress at home.

Looking at the lottery ticket in his hand, the man muttered: "This is another one that has won." If I'm not mistaken, five red balls have 200 yuan, hey, the food money for the past few days. said that Lao Tzu stretched out his hand to the house, and he could be quiet for a few days these days. ”

"The sixth number is 09!" "09, 09!" The man didn't seem to expect it, and looked down at the ticket, and behind those five numbers was exactly 09!

"Hey!" The man roared happily, and even the wife who was teaching her grandson downstairs was startled by the man's roar, and the little naughty egg who had stopped crying was frightened by this roar, and the tears that had just stopped filled his eyes again, and he cried out again with a "wow~". The wife seemed to be a little dissatisfied with her precious grandson being scared and crying again, and scolded: "You got a hammer!"

"Hit, hit......" The man ignored the roar of the dissatisfied woman downstairs, still muttering in his mouth. This movement alarmed the woman who had been sulking in the back room. She opened the door of the back room and shouted, "What the hell are you!"

"Gua Po Niang. You know what!" replied, and was about to speak, but swallowed it back, turned and closed the window before walking over.

The woman's voice carried a hint of doubt: "What's the matter, it's mysterious." ”

"We're going to send it!" The man ignored the woman's words and handed over the ticket: "Look at the second one." ”

"What the hell? The woman glanced at the lottery ticket, then at the TV and was shocked: "Oops!"

"Be quiet, you melon girl!" The man still scolded the woman with the previous words, but this time the woman's voice did not get angry, but asked: "This is all hit!

"Nervous hammer!" The man calmed down first: "This is just the red ball, and now it's only the second prize." In case the blue ball hits, it will really be sent. ”

"The second prize is a lot of money, why don't you mutter!" The woman seemed to be more satisfied, and said, "At least hundreds of thousands." When the time comes, what will we do with the money. ”

"You panic and wait until the ad is over to see what the last blue ball is, and then talk about the rest. The man took the lottery ticket and walked over to the couch. Although he said it simply, he could hear the sound of the sofa when he sat down, and the man was not relaxed. Women don't care about quarreling with men anymore, and they can't stop reading something when they sit next to men.

The commercial, which was originally only a minute or two, was very long, and when the commercial ended, the blue ball began to spin. All the results of the Double Color Ball No. 16085 draw are out, the winning numbers are 05, 20, 15, 20, 13, 09 for the red ball, and 08 for the blue ball. Ask the notary to read out the winning results......" remembered this voice on the TV, the man looked down at the lottery ticket, and then said a little dullly: "Didn't win." The last one missed. ”

"It's good to be hit in front. The woman thought and said, "Well, show it to me." "You're a fart. The man squeezed the lottery ticket tightly and refused to give it to the woman, saying, "The second prize you said is very good, and the first prize of Lao Tzu is invalid! Then there was the sound of the two fighting. "Hammer!

This is the last sound of the dream.

Shaking his head and sitting up from the bed, John took a notebook from the bedside table, turned on the bedside lamp, and wrote in the dim light on the notebook: "You melon baby......!