Chapter 26 Reading Badly Kills People
"You !! annoying!" Song Yiren lowered his head shyly, raised his small fist and punched Li Changsheng's chest.
"What are you afraid of, anyway, you're already my girlfriend!" Li Changsheng looked at Song Yiren in front of him with a wicked smile and said, she was already so beautiful that she had a shy expression on her face at the moment, Li Changsheng only felt that his three souls and six spirits were about to fly out.
"Hmph, you haven't been admitted to the No. 1 University in the South yet, let's talk about it if you are admitted. ”
Song Yiren snorted, this domineering guy is now going around saying that he is his girlfriend.
"You don't understand this, do you?" Li Changsheng said badly, and moved out of his set of crooked reasoning.
"What does a No. 1 university in the south count? If you find the wrong person, every day Qingming Festival. Find a lazy person and Labor Day every day.
But I'm different, I'm handsome, talented, and the most important thing is that I'm too handsome. Find me as a boyfriend, you can't find a loss, you can't be fooled, and you will make a steady profit of 100 million.
Beauty, if you don't take the opportunity now, you will regret it later!"
After listening to Li Changsheng's crooked reasoning, everyone present felt more and more that Li Changsheng was really shameless and had no lower limit.
Even Li Changsheng's younger brother Zhong Yueming couldn't stand it anymore, and opened his mouth to say:
"I've never seen anyone so brazen!"
Song Yiren's beautiful eyes glared at Li Changsheng, and turned to leave.
"You're shameless!"
Looking at Song Yiren's back and listening to her evaluation of herself, Li Changsheng was not ashamed but proud, and said with a smile: "Thank you for the compliment, thank you for the compliment!"
Everyone rolled their eyes.
And Chen Xin, who witnessed all this, almost gritted his teeth, he looked at Li Changsheng and Song Yiren angrily, and secretly said in his heart: "Li Changsheng, don't be complacent, since I can't get it, then don't think about it." ’
"Song Yiren, I heard that there are three generations of officials in your family, and the tradition is old-fashioned; I don't know if I tell your father about your love affair in school, what will happen to you and Li Changsheng?"
His eyes were like a venomous snake at the moment, resentful and resentful.
..........
When it was time to get out of school, Li Changsheng found that Zhong Yueming, a guy, had sneakily run out, and he didn't even have time to say goodbye to him.
He hurriedly turned his head to look at Song Yiren, who was already his woman, and encouraged:
"Little girlfriend, do you want to watch a good show?"
Song Yiren shook his head again and again and said, "I'm not going, you guy is full of bad water, you must have some bad idea, right?"
"Nope. Don't you know that Zhong Yueming, this guy, asked me how to talk to a girl this morning, I just saw him sneakily running out, I guess I was looking for him. Li Changsheng explained.
"How did you teach him to talk?" asked Song Yiren curiously.
Li Changsheng replied truthfully.
"Poof~" When Song Yiren heard Li Changsheng's suggestion, he couldn't help laughing out loud, and glared at Li Changsheng fiercely, "I've never seen you such a boss as a little brother." If you do that, won't the two of you be friends forever?"
"Well, I didn't think much of this one. Because I've always relied on my looks to pick up beautiful women. Li Changsheng said very seriously.
"You guy, it's really ........" Song Yiren glanced at Li Changsheng.
"Then are you going to go, by the way, let's see which girl he likes?" Li Changsheng encouraged.
"Go. Song Yiren nodded, she was indeed curious about which girl Li Changsheng's little brother fell in love with.
Then the two of them sneaked out of the classroom, and Li Changsheng relied on his intuition and familiarity with Zhong Yueming.
Soon found Zhong Yueming's traces, he went to the class gate of the first (7th) class of high school, holding an envelope in his hand, as if waiting for someone.
"Found him. Li Changsheng and Song Yiren hid behind the green grass and looked at him secretly.
"He really wants to confess, I think he's going to be miserable by you. ”
Song Yiren turned his head and glared at Li Changsheng.
"Hey, hey, hey~"
Li Changsheng laughed embarrassedly.
And within the class gate of the first (7th) class of high school, a sweet-looking and well-built female classmate walked out.
"It's out, it's out. Li Changsheng said excitedly.
"Is that her?"
Song Yiren recognized that beauty, which was a little incredible.
"Who is she?"
Li Changsheng asked curiously.
"Her name is Wu Tingting, she is a year younger than me and lives next door to my house. She has always regarded me as her idol, so she often comes to me for advice, she is a good sister to me, she has a deep background in her family, and her vision is very high, I am afraid that people will not look down on your little brother. Song Yiren worried.
When Li Changsheng heard Song Yiren say this, he couldn't help but be a little worried about his little brother.
I saw that Zhong Yueming opened his envelope and read it aloud:
"Wu Tingting, I want to send you a poem, I hope you can understand my heart. ”
Wu Tingting opened a pair of beautiful eyes, looked at the man who appeared inexplicably in front of her, and Zhong Yueming, who inexplicably wanted to give her a poem, blinked, and waited for the follow-up.
"Wu Dalang!
Stop it!
Stop it!
I'm going to buy yakiniku!
Oh!
How many you want!"
After listening to the poem he recited, everyone present felt five thunderbolts.
Song Yiren frowned: "What is this guy doing, what is this thing thinking? Isn't this what mocking Wu Tingting is Wu Dalang? That is, indirectly mocking her for being short and ugly?"
Although Li Changsheng thought that the poem written by this guy was really funny, he still fell into a thought, the poem that this guy read was indeed too strange, and there must be something in it that he didn't expect.
.........
On the other side, Wu Tingting, who heard Zhong Yueming finish reading the poem, widened her beautiful eyes, looked at Zhong Yueming and shouted:
"Get out, get out of here!
Zhong Yueming looked at Wu Tingting, who was furious like a lioness, and wanted to explain: "Tingting, you listen to my explanation, I ........"
"Get out of here, the farther away the better. Wu Tingting picked up the schoolbag and smashed it hard at Zhong Yueming.
Zhong Yueming was in pain and quickly ran away.
I secretly said in my heart: Boss, how is this different from what I said?
.........
And at this time, Li Changsheng patted his head, came to his senses in an instant, and said loudly:
"I see. The poem he wrote was a Tibetan poem. ”
"Hidden head poem?" Song Yiren looked at Li Changsheng in confusion.
Li Changsheng re-read Zhong Yueming's poem.
"Wu Dalang!
Stop it!
Stop it!
I'm going to buy yakiniku!
Oh!
How many you want!"
After listening to this, Song Yiren recited: "Wu! stop (Ting)! stop (Ting)! I! Alas (love)! You!"
Burst~
Song Yiren felt like he was about to vomit three liters of blood.
This guy actually wrote a hidden-head poem.
Originally, the probability of him catching up with others was not high, but now he has engaged in this fool's pursuit method.
It's definitely out of play.
Li Changsheng shook his head and looked at Zhong Yueming, who had fled away, and said:
"Alas~ This guy doesn't read well, and this poem is naturally written like bullshit. If I hadn't known him well, I wouldn't have guessed it for the rest of my life. ”
Song Yiren also nodded blankly and sighed:
"It's not good to read, it's killing people!"
PS: See, the author can be said to be an absolute author of conscience. Is there an author who will let readers read a book? Especially a good book called "The Strongest Corpse System in the City."
Reader: The author is really a peerless good person! Presumably in reality, he is definitely a handsome guy.
Author: Low-key and low-key, it is tens of thousands of times more handsome than Wu Yanzu.