599, scumbag heavenly group
"Goddess Goddess, what would you like to eat?"
"Goddess goddess, I brought you daily necessities."
"Goddess Goddess, the room has been arranged for you, do you want to go and take a rest?"
He Yuxiang didn't do much in the past few hours, so he kept walking around Sister Xiaolu, because she was naked, so He Yuxiang specially borrowed a T-shirt of a fat colleague of more than 200 pounds for Sister Xiaolu to wear, worried that she was thirsty and hungry, so he made her a big table of food and milk tea......
The monkey who was eating fruit next to him glanced at He Yuxiang with disdain, put one leg on the stool, and continued to tell An Ruxue about his glory back then.
"This little brother, the slave family also wants to eat, but the slave family wants to eat meat." Miss Daji sat there and said to He Yuxiang, "You can't favor one over the other. ”
These people are all distinguished guests, and in addition to a few of them, there are a large number of people who have been brought to the base one after another, such as Yaksha, Bull's Head, Green Snake, etc., most of them are demon spirits who have been famous for a long time, but He Yuxiang is like the evil spirit, obviously the person in charge of this matter, but except for Sister Xiaolu, everyone else is relatively perfunctory......
No, it can't be said to be perfunctory, but it seems that the specifications are a little insufficient compared to the nine-colored deer.
According to reason, He Yuxiang's hospitality treatment is standard, but the bad thing is that he is really too concerned about the nine-colored deer, so that even the big monsters who have not appeared in the world for a long time can see at a glance that this guy is a dead licking dog.
"Daji Niangniang is not in a hurry, I will serve you wine and food."
An Ruxue is very busy, although she is a temporary commissioner, but with the addition of the word commissioner, the authority is still quite high, she herself doesn't know why, but it doesn't matter anymore, anyway, now she is busy to the extent that her feet don't touch the ground for these characters who are only recorded in legends.
"Go get busy, I'm okay." Sister Lu stroked her hair a little embarrassed, looked at He Yuxiang and smiled awkwardly: "It also saves people from misunderstanding." ”
As soon as the group of monsters in the back heard this, they began to coax, and He Yuxiang turned around and rolled his eyes, crossed his waist: "What are you laughing at, are you guilty of liking people?" ”
"No, no, no, I see that the little brother is full of Buddha nature, but how can this meditation move the mortal heart?" A big man who was so fat that he couldn't even see his eyes laughed in a deep voice: "I'm not afraid of breaking my cultivation, right?" ”
"Dead fat." He Yuxiang snorted: "From now on, I will change to Tantra." ”
His words caused another burst of laughter, and Daji slapped the fat man: "Dead fatty, you have forced everyone to this situation, you are really not a thing." ”
After speaking, she clenched her fist at He Yuxiang: "Little brother, I am optimistic about you, Xiaolu is still a virgin." ”
Monsters,It's the kind that doesn't have a lower limit.,It's not enough to make all kinds of jokes.,Plus they're all old things who have seen the world.,Their acceptance of new things is actually super fast.,And at this horizontal and vertical look.,It's all old acquaintances for thousands of years.,Naturally, there's nothing to hide.。
But when they opened their yellow tongues, Sister Xiaolu couldn't bear it, she got up and blushed and walked forward gently, and then changed from a deer body to a human body, and gently saluted He Yuxiang: "Thank you for taking care of me, I'll rest first." ”
"I'll send you."
"No need." The nine-colored deer turned to An Ruxue and said, "Girl, can I bother you?" ”
"Yes, yes." An Ruxue jumped down and untied her coat and put it on the nine-colored deer, after all, the T-shirt is very long, but it is always a vacuum, girl......
After they left, He Yuxiang sat down on the sofa: "You guys...... It's really not a good thing, and it's finally made some progress, and now it's all been messed up by you. ”
"You can't blame the slaves." Daji Niangniang spread her hands: "The slave family has been cautious since childhood, and they can't see that you are so eccentric and can't stand being wronged." ”
"Okay, okay...... To be so justified by what you say, then I lost. He Yuxiang sighed and waved at these monsters: "Obey it." ”
The room erupted in loud laughter again, and the air was filled with cheerful atmosphere.
But although he got along well with these monsters, but the work still had to be done, after the food and wine and meat were delivered in the canteen, He Yuxiang also sat at the table, and quickly mingled with a bunch of monsters, after he ate a large mouthful of leeks, one hand on the golden hoop stick, and said slightly drunk: "Wait for everyone to cooperate with me, I have to make a statistic, and make an information collection for you." ”
Daji Niangniang sat next to him and skillfully poured wine for him: "What is that?" ”
"It's to record what everyone likes to do and what they are suitable for, and then we have to arrange a place for everyone in the world, you can't go around like this."
"Lao Sun is suitable for slaying demons and eliminating demons." The monkey was the first to shout: "But I don't like to let people take care of it!" ”
"The slave family is suitable for being a concubine, the kind that forces the main palace to death, I don't know if the little brother is suitable?" Daji raised her eyebrows, very sultry.
He Yuxiang waved his hand: "Don't worry, everyone, there will be a systematic inclusion later, now...... Drink it up, drink it up! The atmosphere is up! ”
"Vixen, jump a bit."
Suddenly, someone coaxed, and Daji rolled her eyes: "You little thing tells the old lady to jump?" ”
After speaking, she glanced at He Yuxiang with silky eyes: "The little brother said to jump, and the slave family jumped." ”
He Yuxiang was about to be drunk, where could he care about any politeness, and slapped the table: "Come on, come on, dance for a while!" ”
"Okay, little brother, can you play a song for me?"
He Yuxiang slapped his mobile phone on the table, opened the music player, and came up with a great compassion curse......
This amused all the monsters present again, and the atmosphere of the whole scene was cheerful and peaceful.
And after He Yuxiang was beaten out of his drinking power, as soon as he entered Gu Tao's office, he immediately sobered up: "Satania, report, all the demon spirits have been calmed down, and they have been sent back to the room to rest temporarily." ”
"Understood."
However, after this round of tossing, He Yuxiang was really tired, he leaned on the sofa and closed his eyes to take a nap. Now he is the biggest in the base, everyone else has gone to Siberia, and after really becoming the boss, even if it is only one day, He Yuxiang knows how tiring the position not far away is, and he doesn't know how Gu Tao does such a tiring thing so lightly, it seems that he is really capable.
While he was resting, a drone slowly rose into the air and came to him, and then Gu Tao's virtual image appeared in front of He Yuxiang.
"I understand the situation, you take care of it more."
He Yuxiang sat up: "How are you over there?" ”
"Half an hour is still to come, and now the energy response is already obvious. Are those monsters still obedient? ”
"Don't worry, these goblins are more shrewd than most people, they have all been mixed in the world, although there is no big demon, but they also have heads and faces, and they know how to get along with this world."
"Where's the battle group?"
"Packed up and on the way back. The ones they hit were really smashed, and when I was talking to them just now, they said that they didn't bother to look at those things, and the monkey even wanted to do it himself. ”
"You screen it, see which ones are suitable to come to the base, and arrange for them."
"Monkey definitely can't, his personality is a bit explosive, what else...... We'll have to wait for the results to come out tomorrow, but you'll be back tomorrow, right? ”
"Not necessarily." Gu Tao shook his head: "Okay, you can do it, I heard that you are very interested in the nine-colored deer?" ”
"Make a show, if I'm invulnerable, those demons won't trust me, and I'll have to sell a flaw."
"You people of culture." Gu Tao sighed: "My heart is really dirty!" ”
"Actually, strictly speaking, the nine-colored deer is really my dish, beautiful and pure."
"Then it's no problem, come on. I can take care of having a baby for you. ”
"What will you help me solve when I give birth?" He Yuxiang exploded at that time: "You're not doing this, are you?" ”
Gu Tao was silent for a moment: "What are you thinking in your dog's head, I'm not afraid of your reproductive isolation." ”
"Don't worry about it, just come back quickly, don't worry about the rest."
"Whatever you want." Gu Tao shook his head and said: "By the way, you will come to the door to chat with a few demons with the highest prestige, talk about their expectations for the future, whether it is to choose us or thirty-three days, we will not stop them, and ensure their safety." ”
"What are you going to do?"
"It's not convenient to say right now." Gu Tao suddenly chuckled: "But sometimes fists are not necessarily easy to use, let's not talk about it first, this side is about to start." ”
Cutting off the communication, He Yuxiang put on his coat and opened the door in the office and walked out, he first knocked on the door of Sister Xiaolu, and Xiaolu saw that it was him, and immediately became shy, it seemed that he didn't plan to let He Yuxiang enter the house.
"Sister Deer, I'm sorry to embarrass you."
"It's okay......" Nine-colored deer shook his head: "I should thank you." ”
He Yuxiang looked the nine-colored deer up and down, she is now in human form, medium height, and the two round antlers on her head look quite interesting, although He Yuxiang did not investigate why the doe also has antlers, but it doesn't matter, after all, the goblins have them, what if the doe has horns?
took off her T-shirt and put on the nightdress of the girl An Ruxue found for her, and it seemed that she had also taken a bath, and the fragrance on her body was even stronger, which was definitely a template for a true goddess.
"Sister Lu, I came here this time to ask you, what are your plans for the future?"
"I heard...... The crescent moon spring has been ......" The fawn was a little dazed: "Is it?" ”
"Well, it's dried up, and now it's all manual pumping, and Mogao Grottoes is also a tourist attraction, so you may have to buy tickets if you want to go home."
The nine-colored deer bit his lip and was silent for a moment: "I don't know ......"
"It's okay, you have to believe me, I will definitely arrange it for you." He Yuxiang smiled: "What do you think?" ”
"Thank you."
"That'...... Can I ask you to go out in two days? I haven't seen the world in years, so let's see how it changes, okay? ”
"I ......" The nine-colored deer was obviously flustered, but finally looked up at He Yuxiang's eyes and nodded slightly.
"Okay, then you can rest early."
After closing the door, the nine-colored deer leaned against the door, the emperor engine trembled wildly, although he had lived for more than two thousand years, he had always lived in the depths of the desert oasis, and he had almost no contact with anyone, and he really couldn't bear to be so obvious by a young little brother. In front of so many people, he said that he liked himself......
It's just shameful.
And He Yuxiang, who had already knocked on Brother Monkey's door at this moment, didn't know Sister Xiaolu's psychological activities at all, but just looked at Brother Monkey who was studying the toilet with a smile on his face: "Brother Monkey, let's discuss something......"
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Yesterday, I saw everyone's messages, and I felt a little indescribable, anyway, thank you for your understanding and support...... Don't say more, unless the next head really wants to take me away, otherwise I should keep writing.