Chapter 76: Auntie, how can you fart in front of so many people!
"Don't bother my aunt, our family has money, and we can buy a starting point." Wen Yuxiu couldn't look down on the Gu family's dog-eyed appearance, "Auntie, we still have something to do, so let's go back first." ”
"How can this be done, you children rarely come to town, and my mother has to take you home. Besides, what can you countrymen do at home? Even your father is not like your uncle, he is busy with medical appointments every day, and you must be even more idle. Gu Shi said and went to pull Wen Yuxiu, but he avoided him, so he raised his hand and grabbed Wen Yusoft, "Yu'er, the eldest lady knows that you like to go to the backyard of the eldest mother's house to play the most, go, the eldest lady will take you home." ”
Wen Yusoft looked at Gu's salty pig hand stretched over, and frowned in disgust.
Gu Shi wanted to take her home, thinking that she was a little fool before, Gu Shi could trick Wen Yusoft into going to her backyard to pull weeds for her family every time she used a piece of honey, so that in the end, her father and mother felt sorry for her, helped her pull it together, and became a free helper for Gu's family.
Will not be used stupidly anymore, Wen Yusoft didn't wait for the Gu clan to get closer, and suddenly exaggerated and made a disgusting expression, "Nag, it stinks!" Auntie, how can you fart in front of so many people! ”
Wen Yu's soft and sweet voice was not big or small, and it just reached the ears of the surrounding passers-by.
Gu's hand froze, and the big cake face suddenly turned red, "Yu'er, you girl still like to joke so much......"
"Gross." Wen Yusoft covered her nose, pulled Wen Yuxiu and Lan Yanshen back, and admonished, "Big brother, you quickly protect our dim sum, don't let the smell of the eldest lady's farts smoke our dim sum to the point that we can't eat it." ”
Wen Yuxiu couldn't hold back, almost laughed out loud, and said with righteousness on his face, "What Yu'er said makes sense. ”
The onlookers around couldn't help but laugh when they heard the words, knowing that Wen Yusoft's words were exaggerated, but as the saying goes, children's words are unscrupulous, who would care about a little girl like Wen Yusoft.
"You two, don't go too far." The little maid who followed behind the Gu clan felt that she was as ashamed as her master, and gritted her teeth and said angrily, "Madame, but your eldest mother, how did the adults of your family teach you, don't you know how to respect your elders?" ”
"How did your wife teach you? The eldest brother and Yu'er are cousins and sisters with your young master, you are half a master, and you are a little maid, and you dare to contradict your master. From this point of view, it seems that your wife does not know how to teach her son, and she does not know how to teach people. Lan Yanshen stood beside Wen Yusoft and said in a tepid tone.
A person as big as the Gu clan was taught by a child, and he couldn't hold it on his face, "What kind of thing are you, you dare to teach me a lesson." ”
Who knows, if Gu Shi was too excited, the voice fell, and as soon as his lower abdomen was loosened, he really released a deafening fart.
Gu Shi froze in place in an instant, she couldn't argue, and she couldn't refute Wen Yuruan's false accusation just now.
"Auntie, instead of inviting us to go home and sit down, it is better to ask the uncle to help you take a look at your stomach and intestines after coming back from the clinic, so as not to aggravate your condition, which will not be good." Wen Yuxiu held back a smile, and after saying this, he pulled Wen Yusoft and Lan Yanshen away, "Auntie, take care of your body, let's go back first." ”
Amid the snickering laughter of the people around him, Wen Yuxiu led Wen Yusoft and Lan Yanshen away, leaving the Gu clan alone to face the ridicule of passers-by, and finally hurriedly got into the carriage with a red face and rushed home.