Text Chapter 220 Provoking Aunt and Grandma
"Boy, don't be embarrassed!"
Glancing down at the paws on his shoulder, Fang Jincheng said to Su Su: "Come, stand up, be obedient, stand upright!" ”
Su Su really stood up with a hippie smile and saluted by the way, but his legs quickly softened.
At this moment, Fang Jincheng had already grabbed the man's hand, reflexively kicked him in the stomach, and kicked the person out directly: "Master teach you how to be a person, if you want to chase Su Su, you must at least learn to call your brother-in-law first!" ”
"I'm Nyima!" The person who was kicked covered his stomach and cried out in pain: "There is a kind of you, don't go!" Don't go! ”
Fang Jincheng said: "I don't have time to spend it with you, don't think I don't know what you big-tailed wolf drunk little girl for, let me tell you, it's all left over from the master's play!" Get away from Susu as soon as possible! Your qualities are not worthy of him! ”
After that, he grabbed the swaying and drunken Su Su and stuffed his car, and the driver, who was already dumbfounded, hurriedly started the car.
Fang Jincheng sat on the co-pilot and tidied up his clothes and said, "What are you afraid of, don't be nervous, drive your car well." ”
"Yes, yes!"
The car drove out of the underground passage and merged into the lively traffic in City A at night, Su Su hugged the unconscious Jiang Siwen and touched his head: "Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, you have a song!" My sister said, "You sing so well~Hiccup~"
Fang Jincheng was shocked: "You give me honesty!" Don't spit on the car! ”
"Uh...... Brother-in-law, you, come up with a song! Just, just, just sing sweet honey~"
"Master can't sing!"
"Sweet honey, the sweet honey you smile ~ like flowers, blooming in the spring breeze ~~"
Su Su directly used Jiang Siwen's genius head as a microphone, and the one that he sang with his eyes closed was called an affectionate one, even if he really vomited, he would spit on Jiang Siwen's head first, Fang Jincheng was relieved.
The pioneer car sent Jiang Siwen back to the University of Science and Technology, and originally planned to send Su Su back to her own school, although it was very easy to find her dormitory in his responsive style, but he was a little uneasy, the kid who was beaten by himself just now wouldn't go to Su Su's trouble, right......
It's cool to beat someone for a while, but I don't dare to think about the consequences......
simply took the person back to his home directly, and helped the drunk man into the house, he tried his best to be light and not disturb the sleeping Su Nan.
Su Su is no longer as gibberish as he was just now, and he has already begun to fall asleep when he throws him on the sofa.
Helplessly looking at his aunt and grandmother on the sofa, Fang Jincheng was a little helpless.
There was footsteps upstairs, and Su Nan yawned and went downstairs: "You're back?" ”
"Huh? Well, it's back, and you haven't slept yet? ”
"Drink saliva...... Who is this? Noticing that there was someone on the sofa, Su Nan instantly woke up, took two quick steps and saw the person lying down clearly, and couldn't help but be surprised: "Su Su?!" Why is she here! You brought it back! How about her? Drunk? With you?! ”
"Can you give me saliva too, daughter-in-law, dragging her back almost didn't exhaust me to death!"
Although Su Nan was still confused, he still took a glass of water for him and handed it over, and he lay on the sofa and patted Su Su's cheek, called her twice: "Su Su!" Feed! Wake up! How do you drink so much alcohol? It can't be a broken love! ”
People who drink water silently slander: It's not a broken love, it's a passionate love!
handed the cup to Su Nan: "You also drink some, go to bed after drinking, don't worry about her, Ming'er will wake up early in the morning." ”
"What the hell is going on? Did you take her for a drink? ”
"I'm not wronged, don't I eat with my classmates, she also ate and sang with her classmates in the next room, I bumped into her, I saw that she drank a lot of wine, and I was afraid that she would suffer, so I brought people back."
Su Nan wondered: "It's that simple? ”
"It's as simple as that, what do you want!" Holding Su Nan's shoulders, Fang Jincheng looked at this unworrying sister-in-law side by side with her: "I vaguely feel as if I am beginning to experience what it is like to be a father......
"you, take advantage of me?"
The latter was stunned for a moment, then raised his hand and laughed: "I didn't mean to!" I mean father's sense of responsibility! Responsibility! ”
Su Nan didn't bother to argue with him: "Let's get her to the guest room first, and then clean her up when I wake up tomorrow!" ”
"There is no bed in the guest room!"
"Isn't there one downstairs?"
"Hey......" Fang Someone laughed dryly, "Not very good?" Let my sister-in-law sleep in my room? ”
Even if Su Nan doesn't care, he still feels very awkward, and he attaches great importance to a certain aspect of cleanliness.
"Is that your room? Okay, let Susu sleep with me tonight. ”
"That's even worse!" Fang Jincheng hurriedly said: "I can only lie next to you!" ”
Su Nan wanted to roll her eyes, "This can't do this, that can't work, you're really hard to serve, hurry up and take her to your room to sleep, it's a big deal to change the sheets and bedding for you tomorrow." ”
Reluctantly, he took his sister-in-law into his room and entered the holy place.
Fang Jincheng always felt weird, was it really good to let her an unmarried girl sleep in a strange man's bed?
Forget it, it's your own daughter.
After settling down Su Su, Su Nan also urged him to wash up and sleep quickly, this night was tossed, fortunately, he would not go to work tomorrow weekend, otherwise he would have to sit in the office and yawn all day.
The two people upstairs slept deeply, but Su Su downstairs slept very unsteadily, fighting against the evil forces in her dreams all night, and finally she was woken up by a scream when she was knocked to the ground by the demon.
This scream was extremely sharp, directly penetrating the ceiling and shaking Su Nan off the bed: "What, what's the matter!" ”
Fang Jincheng frowned, buried his head on the pillow, and complained: "Find a property complaint, neighbor!" ”
Su Nan, who was sitting on the bed, was in a trance and sobered up, and suddenly thought of what happened last night: "Su Su! ”
"Sister-in-law?" The big boy who brought people back had a bit of a short-circuit in his brain and didn't tie things together.
Wearing pajamas and wearing a coat downstairs, Su Nan saw Su Su standing in the living room with a sad face, with tears on his face.
"What's wrong?" She was also startled: "I haven't beaten you yet, why are you crying." ”
"Wow——! Sister! Hugging Su Nan, Su Su cried sadly: "I thought I would never see you again!" I thought I had crossed over after being defeated by the Great Demon King! Wow——! Sister! ”
Su Nan patted her helplessly, what a big demon king, what kind of crossing, what she said was like the real thing, and the angry words brewing last night couldn't be said for the time being.
"It's okay, it's okay, don't cry, it's such a big person, you can cry like this when you have a nightmare, there's no one left, hurry up and wash your face."
Su Su sobbed and looked up at her: "By the way, why am I here?" ”
Speaking of this, he got angry: "What did you do last night and you forgot?" ”
"Last night?" Su Su racked his brains, and suddenly realized: "I sang with a friend last night!" ”
"And then?"
"No, I don't remember......" shook his head innocently, his big eyes sparkling.
Su Nan directly gave her a violent shudder: "Su Su, you can do it!" The wings are stiff! Dare to get drunk? Dare not return home at night? You're good at it! Is it that if I don't live at home, you're going to be lawless? ”
"I, I'm drunk?"
"What do you think?"
She really didn't have much of an impression, she remembered that she didn't seem to drink too much last night, but her alcohol consumption was not good, maybe the alcohol was relatively high, even if she was drunk, it was normal.
"Okay, okay, I was wrong! Sister, don't be angry, how do you know I'm drunk? You, won't go...... Let's eliminate pornography and fight illegal activities! ”
Su Nan hit him again, and Su Su hugged his head and wanted to cry without tears.
"Your brother-in-law brought you back, thanks to him touching you, otherwise you would have been so drunk that you wouldn't know how to spend the night! If anyone thinks badly about you, you will cry this morning! ”
Pouting and complaining: "I've cried ......"
"Don't be stunned, hurry up and wash up."
"Oh......" Rubbing back to the room, putting on the coat, Su Su glanced at the insult on the bed, and decisively folded the quilt diligently.
Fang Jincheng didn't want to get up so early, but when he thought that his daughter-in-law might be preparing dark dishes in the kitchen at this time, and calling it a loving breakfast, and then forcing him to eat it, he couldn't lie down a little.
I only wore a brown nightgown and went downstairs, Su Nan really made breakfast, fortunately, I didn't smell any strange smell, the eggs in the pot were slowly frying over low heat, yes, progress, progress.
Su Su, who was sitting on the sofa, secretly beckoned to him: "Brother-in-law-"
stepped forward hard: "You are not my sister-in-law, you are my aunt, you almost didn't exhaust me last night." ”
Su Su snorted and glared at him, and said in a low voice: "Although I call you brother-in-law, you can't beat him!" ”
"Hit whom?"
"King! Flat! Wisdom! ”
Wang Pingzhi? What is this?
Su Su saw that he was pretending to be stupid and stunned, and there were three question marks on his head, so he couldn't get angry: "Last night, I was drunk, and my boyfriend wanted to send me back to school, and you stopped him!" And beat him up! Isn't it! ”
Only then did Fang Jincheng link Wang Pingzhi with her boyfriend and the man who was beaten.
"Oh, he'......"
"You admit it!"
"Admit it, why don't you admit what the master has done?"
"Who told you to hit him! He's all beaten to the hospital by you! If he's a little long and short, I'm not done with you! ”
Fang Jincheng wondered: "It's not so serious, right?" I'm measured, and besides, I've avoided the important parts. ”
Su Su was so angry that she was about to cry: "I misjudged you, brother-in-law!" I think when you chased my sister, the two of us were on a united front, and now when I talk about a boyfriend, you will be with her! Break up a loving couple! ”
"I kicked it with my feet......"
"You still say!"
Hurriedly raised his hand and surrendered: "Okay, okay, I won't say anything, but don't worry, it shouldn't be that serious, the pain is certain, and the pain will be fine." ”
"I couldn't have imagined that the first time you two met, I could have imagined that you two would be like this when they first met! Maybe it's all a family in the future! How embarrassing! You think it's a martial arts drama! If you don't fight, you don't know each other! ”
Fang Jincheng said: "Forget it, I really don't want to be a family with him, that kid is not a good thing, you'd better stay away from him, otherwise take this opportunity to say that your brother-in-law doesn't agree with the two of you being together, and you can break up!" ”
Su Su was so angry that he stood up and said, "Who do you think you are!" You're just my brother-in-law! Not my parents! Even my sister wouldn't be so domineering! You! Who do you think you are? ”
Su Nan hurriedly came out of the kitchen and looked at the two people in confusion, especially incomprehensible to Su Su's reaction: "What's wrong?" Auntie? Anyway, Fang Jincheng, you have nothing to do when you get up early in the morning, why provoke her! ”