Section 139 Home Remedies

"How do you know? What Jiang Lianyang said? The thin man's mouth opened and closed, and in the light of the light, his face turned pale, like a skeleton that had become a spirit. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

Jiang Lianyang is the name of Master Jiang. Although the name is good, this guy doesn't do anything else, sells fake talismans, pretends to be Taoist priests, and defrauds many people of their money.

The thin man was clearly one of the victims, and although I don't know what happened, I can guess it. There was a sinister aura rising in this person's chest, heading straight for the Heavenly Spirit Gai! And the 'evil spirit' only exists in the tombs, and those who have the opportunity to enter the ancient tombs are either archaeologists or tomb robbers, this thin man has some martial arts, and his subordinates are all gangsters, obviously the latter type.

It must have been a long time since the thin man had been infected with the sinister aura, and it was already 'late' by this time, so I concluded that he was a tomb robber, and he would not live for more than three months!

The thin man was very puzzled why I knew this, and thought that Master Jiang told me, but I didn't answer, but crossed my arms and said: "Master Jiang got into a lawsuit, and it will take a few days to come out, so many of you big men are bullying a girl here, and you don't blush?" ”

The bald 'Golden Dragon Brother' scolded: "You put... ”

Before the word 'fart' came out, Du Tianzhi looked over, and the bald man hurriedly changed his words: "You are talking nonsense!" We're just here to ask for compensation! A month ago, Jiang Lianyang received 300,000 yuan, swore that he could cure my brother's illness, and then gave a charm, saying that it would work in a week, but now it's been a month! My brother is sicker than ever! This is simply murder for money! Tell me, if you encounter this, should you ask for compensation? ”

I didn't see it, this bald middle-aged man was quite smart, played a bitter card, incited the masses, strengthened his own momentum, and looked at me demonstratively, but I didn't pay attention to him at all, but looked at the thin man: "Take out the charm and show it to me." ”

Hearing this, Brother Jin Long stopped doing it and shouted, "What are you doing? Bullying my brother for not going to school? Want to destroy the evidence? I'll tell you, I'm from the Department of Archaeology at Huaxia University! I have a diploma! You know? Huaxia University is the best school in China! No matter how many people break their heads, they can't get in, and some people even use fake certificates to deceive, but my certificate is absolutely true! ”

I said in my heart that Nima is sick, right? Who asked you? The graduation certificate has been emphasized many times, and it is estimated that it is not fake but also bought with money, and there is simply no silver three hundred taels here! Although the bald middle-aged man is the brother of the thin man, the backbone of these people is still the thin man, so I stared at the thin man and once again ignored the bald middle-aged.

The thin man's gaze crossed over the four of us before finally landing on me, nodding slightly, and pulling out a yellow talisman from his pocket.

When I saw this spell, I almost vomited blood! Because this is the same style as the fake charm I bought for 298 back then! Master Jiang actually asked for 300,000 yuan, which is really a lion's mouth! I'm a little too busy to take care of myself right now, and I really don't want to clean up this mess! But I'm leaving, what should Jiang Yunsheng do? It's a good classmate.。。。

"Come in and talk about it." I turned around and walked into the house, where there was a crowd of people watching the excitement outside, and it was not convenient to talk.

The hardware store was not too big, and a dozen people came in, and it suddenly became a little crowded.

I looked at the thin man and said, "Take off your shirt, let me see." ”

The bald middle-aged man jumped out again to stop: ", whose little hairy kid is TM?" Do you have a part to speak! ”

The thin man stopped him: "Big brother, don't be rude, this little brother has real skills." ”

After saying that, the thin man took off his shirt and exposed his upper body, and the whole room gasped! Because the skinny man's skin was dark and wrinkled, like the dry bark of a tree! Bloodless! And you can clearly see the ribs under the thin skin!

Facing the surprised gaze of the full house, the thin man calmly asked, "How is it?" Is there any salvation? ”

"You're calm."

The thin man slowly put on his clothes: "Although the dead man's wealth is easy to make, the risk is also very high, you may suffocate below, you may step on the trap, there are poisonous insects and zombies, I knew that I would not die well from the day I entered the industry, so I was not afraid." ”

This man is a bit bold! It's just that his situation is not optimistic, I thought about it, and said: "Yin evil qi is relatively rare, because the formation conditions are harsh, and only female graves have a chance to appear. ”

The bald middle-aged man cried out in a lost voice: "God! The owner of the tomb is indeed a woman! Little brother, it seems that you really have real skills, I apologize for the previous unreasonableness, please save my brother! I, Liu Jinlong, will be thanked! ”

I shook my head: "It's difficult, this yin qi is not fatal, but it's a pity that he dragged on for too long, and his vitality is gone." Now there are two ways to save him, but each has pros and cons. ”

Bald hurriedly asked, "Which two methods?" ”

Du Tianzhi, cheap man, and Jiang Yunsheng also showed curious eyes and waited quietly for the following.

I didn't sell it, and said directly: "The first method is to find the thousand-year-old He Shou Wu, replenish his 'anger', and then use the charm to force out the yin and evil qi, this method has no side effects, but the thousand-year-old He Shou Wu is hard to find, you can't find it." As for the second method, it is to go back to the tomb and drink the blood of the zombie, because the yin evil qi is what it produces, just like a part of its body, after you drink the blood, you will have the zombie breath in your body, and from then on the yin evil qi will not erode you, but you will also become half human and half corpse, and you can live for five years at most, and you will definitely become a zombie after death! ”

After listening to this, the bald middle-aged man turned cloudy, gritted his teeth and asked, "Master, is there a third way?" As long as Tianlong can live for a few more years, I, Liu Jinlong, am willing to make you a cow and a horse! ”

After saying that, he knelt down directly! It can be seen that their brother's relationship is good.

"What are you doing here? Get up first. ”

"Master, if you don't want to do anything else, I can't afford to kneel!"

Isn't that a scoundrel? My face turned cold: "Then kneel, my ability is limited, I can only come up with these two methods." ”

The thin man pulled the bald middle-aged man up and said, "Big brother, I'm already very happy to live for five more years, don't threaten the master, he will be unhappy." ”

But the bald middle-aged man still didn't give up, and said: "Master, as long as I can let my brother live for a few more years, I will give you a million!" ”

I frowned: "It's not a matter of money, even if I give me 100 million, I can't think of a third way." The cycle of heavenly principles, good and evil are rewarded, to put it mildly, this is called retribution, you yourself say, who can die well in the line of robbing tombs? ? ”

Hearing this, the thin man sighed: "Yes, the three generations of my ancestors have all made money from the dead, and none of them can die well. To be precise, no one will live past the age of forty! Among them, my grandfather was the most miserable, just a year after getting married, he died in the tomb, and my grandmother was widowed for the rest of her life. When my dad grew up, he saw the way and said that there were many dangers in the ancient tombs, and if he knew martial arts, he would greatly increase his chances of survival. So I gave birth to my eldest brother and me, one learned tomb robbery knowledge at home, and the other went out to learn art, hoping that we would cooperate with each other and carry forward this industry. Although my father did not enter the grave a few times, he was still punished and suffered a cerebral infarction at the age of 32. And now, finally, it's my turn. ”

It turns out that the two brothers of the Liu family were affected by the environment and have been exposed to it since childhood, so they went to rob the tomb!

The same child, born in a scholarly family, will become self-contained; Born into a violent family, affected by environmental factors, it will have a distorted personality. Therefore, when the two brothers of the Liu family went to rob the tomb, they can't be completely blamed, but they can only be blamed for making people.

I was silent for a few seconds and said, "I still have a home remedy here, but I don't know if it works, if you want, you can try it, maybe you can live a few more years." ”

The balding Liu Jinlong hurriedly asked, "What home remedies?" ”

"Boy pee." I replied lightly: "According to ancient records, the boy's whole body is full of vitality and yang energy, and the urine is produced by the warmth of yang in the kidneys. ”

Liu Jinlong looked at the little brothers behind him and asked, "Which of you is a child?" ”

The younger brothers looked at each other: "Brother Jinlong, the brothers have been out for many years, who still keeps the body of a child?" It's going to make people laugh. ”

Liu Jinlong looked at me with some embarrassment: "Master, may I ask if you are still a child?" ”

I shook my head, "No. ”

The asked with a mocking face, "Big brother, aren't you a virgin anymore?" Could it be that you and Miss Xu have already? ”

Hearing this, Jiang Yunsheng's body was shocked, and his eyes became complicated.

Looking at the obscene appearance of the, I said angrily: "Don't guess if you don't understand!" ”

"Cut." The showed an expression of 'I guessed it': "What's so shy about this?" It doesn't matter if you're not a child, I am. ”

The cheap man turned the key ring in his hand, and looked at Liu Jinlong with a stinky expression: "I don't care about the fact that you twisted my arm just now, but my child's urine can't be given in vain, you know, now that the economy is in crisis, the money is not easy to make, I have to save money to marry a daughter-in-law, so, drink ten yuan for a meal, and be full!" ”

Liu Jinlong almost fainted, ten yuan is not expensive, but what does TM mean to be full? You think it's a delicacy?

I slapped the on the back of the head: "Tube the fart, you're not a boy either, you're just a virgin!" A child is a child under the age of 10 who has not yet produced sperm in his or her body. ”

"Wolver? Big brother, you know so much! The gave a thumbs up.

Liu Jinlong frowned: "Master, is this boy's urine useful?" If it's useless, won't Tianlong drink it for nothing? ”

I replied, "You can put down the boy's urine first." But you'll have to drink zombie blood as soon as possible. Otherwise, within three months you will surely die. As for the 300,000 who were cheated ... Jiang Yunsheng, when your father comes out, let him return it to others as soon as possible. ”

Jiang Yunsheng nodded again and again: "I know, this time my father has received a profound lesson, and he should not deceive people in the future." ”

After listening to Jiang Yunsheng's words, I picked up the pen on the counter, wrote down a string of phone numbers in the receipt book, handed it to Liu Jinlong and said: "Master Jiang has not been released from prison yet, if there is any problem, just look for me, but if you threaten Jiang Yunsheng again, don't blame me for turning my face and not recognizing people." Alright, you can go. ”

"This, this..." Liu Jinlong didn't leave, but he wanted to say something, but he couldn't open his mouth...