0184 Just kidding

I can't bear it.

Xie Bi'an is used to being alone, and he is still alone, and he doesn't even have a secretary. Fan Wusu is his friend of life and death, his daughter, and Xie Bi'an's heart.

In the past, although Fan Yanhong was a little naughty, she never made such jokes.

This Nima, the nature of pretending to be dead is terrible, shouldn't the family be anxious and worried?

But since Chen Fei appeared in Fan Yanhong's life, Fan Yanhong's whole person has changed, often asking her elders to open the back door or something, and now she is even faking her death.

If it's not Chen Fei's responsibility, who else can it be?

The mourning stick instantly appeared in Xie Bi'an's hand, and he smashed it against Chen Fei's head.

"Uncle Bai don't!" Fan Yanhong screamed in shock, she couldn't hold her at all, her body fell forward, and she fell to the ground.

Chen Fei took out the Qigong Sword to block.

"Ding!" A bang.

Fuck you fuck big.

The qigong sword was shortened into three on the spot! It can only be carried back to the mortal world in a plastic bag.

Chen Fei was so frightened that he sat on the ground, and Xie Bi'an saw that he couldn't hit it, so he jumped up again and hit him with a head.

When it was too late, a black shadow flashed out of the cabin by the bridge in an instant.

Xie Bi'an was fixed in mid-air, unable to go up or down.

"Marshal Bai is so powerful." Meng Po's yin and yang strange voice remembered.

Thinking of Meng Po's circle of friends, Xie Bi'an's anger disappeared.

"Sister Meng, why are you here?"

Meng Po looked at the long and boundless flowers on the other side, and said lightly: "The people who beat me on my territory, Marshal Bai's hands are too long. ”

Xie Bi'an smiled awkwardly.

"That...... What, I'm just joking with Chen Fei, hehe......"

Chen Fei stood up, didn't bother to pat his buttocks, and helped Fan Yanhong up first: "Are you okay?" ”

Fan Yanhong shook her head, she didn't dare to say anything in front of Meng Po.

"It was a joke, I thought you were going to beat me." Meng Po said casually.

Xie Bi'an said solemnly: "How is this possible?!" The underworld advocates a family of Yin officials, how dare I really do it? Hey. ”

"Okay, son, let's also make a joke with Marshal Bai, you can beat him as much as he beat you just now."

"Huh?" Chen Fei was stunned and dumbfounded.

Xie Bi'an is a legendary god, and he wants to beat him himself?

This, this, this.

"Ahhhh Just kidding, what? Marshal White can't afford to joke? ”

Chen Fei licked his lips.

You wanted to kill me before, but I can't beat you up now, right?

Fan Yanhong grabbed Chen Fei's arm, but she didn't speak, but she was anxious.

Is the mourning stick a joke? A stick is sturdy, and that's a matter of skin and flesh.

"Chen Fei, hurry up, hurry up, listen to your mother." Xie Bi'an urged.

Damn it.

Hell yes.

When did this little beast get involved with Meng Po?

Who doesn't know that she only has one leader, King Qin Guang, and she doesn't even pay attention to the judge team, why did she provoke this evil star?

In fact, seeing Meng Po's circle of friends, Xie Bi'an and Fan Wusu communicated, and both of them felt that something was wrong.

Chen Fei must have known that someone in the underworld was going to trouble him.

Dare to come down, isn't this looking for death?

But he just became Meng Po's godson, Xie Bi'an wanted to find out about this matter, so he quietly touched it.

Unexpectedly, there was an unexpected gain, and it was found that Fan Yanhong was not dead at all.

It's just a stick.

Value!

"Marshal Bai, this, isn't this okay?"

Chen Fei still hesitated, not to mention anything else, Xie Bi'an was still very good to him before, and he also saw that Fan Yanhong was safe and sound, and he would definitely not harm himself in the future.

"Nothing bad, what's wrong? You think I can't afford to joke? Hurry, quick, accelerate, and go on. Xie Bi'an threw down the mourning stick, and Chen Fei took it.

Looking at Fan Yanhong, she shook her head slightly.

Chen Fei didn't dare to look at Meng Po at all.

Come on, let's pretend to hit a stick lightly.

Chen Fei raised the mourning stick and slowly hit it, and Meng Po waved her fingers.

"Bang!" With a bang, a stick immediately knocked Xie Bi'an from the sky.

"it hurts me!" Xie Bi'an rolled on the ground.

Chen Fei looked at Xie Bi'an, and then looked at the crying stick: "This, this, no, this ......"

"Son, remember, the joke has to be made like this, and my mother will withdraw first." Meng Po left with her hands behind her back.

Chen Fei hurriedly helped Xie Bi'an up: "Marshal Bai, listen to my explanation, I ......"

"Okay, okay, what's the explanation?" looked at Fan Yanhong: "Come home with me to see your father." ”

Seeing that Xie Bi'an was fine, Fan Yanhong stepped back: "I don't, I want to be with Feifei." Uncle Bai beg, don't tell my father, otherwise my mother will definitely force me to marry Uncle Win. ”

Xie Bi'an knew this.

Cao Niangniang is used to being the master of the house, but Xie Bi'an was the first to disagree with the mandarin duck score.

Isn't this nonsense?

"So how do you get it? Just follow Chen Fei to fool around in the mortal world? Xie Bi'an didn't have a good tone.

Fan Yanhong was serious: "What's the matter, I have seen a lot of things in the mortal world." Anyway, I just don't want to go back, I want to be with Feifei, Uncle Bai, good uncle, please......"

Fan Yanhong grabbed Xie Bi'an's arm and shook it wildly, almost not unscrewing it.

"Okay, okay! Can't I agree?! Xie Bi'an rubbed his shoulders: "Give me the treasure bag." ”

Fan Yanhong smiled, took it out and handed it over.

Xie Bi'an took out a few things from his arms and put them inside, and told him as he put them: "It's good in the mortal world, don't show miracles casually, if you disturb the balance of yin and yang, your uncle will personally go up and catch you." ”

"You keep this money, don't keep men's money, otherwise you won't have the right to speak. There are also these magic weapons, Chen Fei bullied you, you directly killed him, and your uncle settled it for you. ”

"There are still some messy spells, and they can all be used, and when you encounter demons and monsters, you can do it directly, but you can't call your uncle, do you know?"

Listening to Xie Bi'an's nagging, Fan Yanhong nodded again and again: "Know...... Road...... ......"

Returning the treasure bag to Fan Yanhong, Xie Bi'an glared at Chen Fei angrily: "Be kind to Yanhong!" If you dare to bully Yan Hong again, I will destroy you in minutes! ”

Chen Fei was almost aggrieved to death.

"No, Marshal Bai, never, I ......"

"Dare to quibble! I warn you......"

A coughing sound from Meng Po came, very ethereal, as if it was right in her ears.

"I warn you soon! Wear more clothes in the mortal world, don't freeze and catch a cold! Don't think about yourself, but also for your mother, you can't let her worry about you, you know?! ”

Chen Fei held back a smile and nodded: "Marshal Bai, don't worry, I promise to complete the task." ”

"Okay, let's go quickly, lest you have too many dreams at night, and I will personally send you to Huangquan Road."

"There's Marshal Laobai."

……

They appeared in the uninhabited alley of the mortal world, and every time they returned to the mortal world, Chen Fei would be in a good mood, and Fan Yanhong's body would automatically increase.

The two hugged each other.

Long.

"By the way, Feifei, what is the situation of Sister Jiajia now?!"

Recalling that time, Chen Fei said: "Her life is safe, she is wearing a seat belt, if she is not mistaken, she is just in shock." ”

"Speaking of which, I have to criticize you, how can you not wear a seatbelt when you are in a car? It's really dangerous, fortunately, Lin Baobao persuaded his godmother, otherwise I really don't know what to do. ”

Fan Yanhong was confident: "What can I do?" I was so angry, I forgot everything, and I cried. ”

After this experience, Chen Fei immediately admitted his mistake and stretched out the middle three fingers to his ear.

"Disciple Chen Fei swore to heaven that he would never make Yanhong angry in the future, and if he disobeyed, he would make me suffer five thunder ......"

Fan Yanhong hurriedly covered Chen Fei's mouth according to the rotten plot.

"Whoever wants you to swear, you just need to be less hooligan in the future."

"Uh...... This, I'm going to explain this, I ...... at the time."

"I don't listen, I don't listen, let's go see Sister Jiajia."

Chen Fei nodded: "Okay." ”

The two came to the hospital side by side, which was only three minutes away, and the car accident happened at the entrance of the hospital, so they were very close.

Chen Fei probably inquired and learned that Song Jiajia had not come out of the rescue room yet.

"Feifei, Sister Jiajia won't have an accident, right?" Fan Yanhong was a little worried.

"Impossible, I didn't see Sister Jiajia on Huangquan Road just now, let's go, it's really not okay, we can save ourselves."

The two came to the door of the rescue room, and after the elevator door opened, they saw four people wearing combat uniforms, wearing steel helmets, stepping on big leather shoes, and holding steel guns.

"Please stay away immediately! First warning! ”

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