[I stocked up twenty boxes of military compressed biscuits, ready to change my sister at the end of the day, but now that the end has passed, I can't change it. What to do with cookies that you didn't eat at all? Wait online, hurry! 】

"It's okay, military compressed biscuits have a long shelf life, twenty or thirty years. What's more, the expiration date is when the quality is the best within that period, and the best flavor can be guaranteed. After the expiration date, as long as it is not mildew, it is basically harmless to the body. You eat slowly, and you may find someone who is willing to nibble on cookies with you. Lin Chu's fingers tapped quickly on the keyboard, replying to the post and providing a practical and effective method for the owner of the post.

Bored from a nap, he was browsing a Chinese community he frequented, and there were large and small settlements in the community, and this one of them was called the End of the World.

Previously, as the end of the world approached, the number of followers and active people of the bar skyrocketed, and the entire post bar was filled with happy air. Now that the end of the world has passed, the air of happiness has not diminished, but a large part of it is built on those who are unhappy.

"Ding-dong." The latest reply prompt sounded, and Lin Chu refreshed the page.

"Surprise the science popularization boss! It seems that the expired instant noodles that I plan to throw away can be soaked again when I pick them up. "Kang Shuaifu is the general agent of Greater China.

Poor Dao never washes his hair: "Upstairs, remember to tear open the seasoning bag and lick it, don't waste it, Poor Dao usually spends his time like this." ”

Lao Ke washed his hair with Rejoice: "At this time, a monk who has attained the Tao passed by, praised it crazily, and sold a wave of Rejoicing by the way. Relying on him, the old man successfully blinded the dog eyes of a hundred couples. ”

"At this moment a single dog passed by and cast a sad look upstairs." One person 25678.

"Will there be such a girl who is willing to nibble on compressed cookies with me and run towards a better future? Online marriage, I have 20 boxes of military compressed biscuits, and I am eager for kind, cute and appetizing girls to enjoy them together. (Poor)"

Lin Chuyun pointed like the wind, and after seeing the reply of the owner of the post, he immediately replied in the input field and clicked send.

"Obviously not, you will die of this heart, or think about how to leave the uneaten compressed biscuits for future generations to eat. Oh, I forgot, you don't even have a girlfriend, where will there be offspring? ”

A series of blood-vomiting expressions appeared in Lin Chu's sight, and the owner of the post did not reply for a long time, and he didn't know if he choked when he chewed on the compressed biscuits.

Lin Chu shook his head, exited the current page, and browsed in the bar again, his attention quickly attracted by another post.

[Yesterday was the end of the world, the girl I liked had her hands burned by boiling water, and there were many comforting words that I wanted to say, but when I said it, I came out with a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water. What to do? Do you think I still have a chance? (Crying)】

"There is still a chance, as long as you boil water and pour a few more pots of water, pour it on your head, maybe people are scalded and stupid and look at you!" Lin Chu began to solve problems for others again.

Zhiduoxing Song Jiang: "That's right, the upstairs method is the best, I'll add a sentence below." It must be boiling water, pour it like that, and you will get the hottest love! ”

"Then I have to add it below, it's best to put a few quail eggs in the hair of the girl you like, and you can also eat hot spring boiled eggs when the time comes! You take a bite, I take a bite, you have a bite, I have a bite, and the feelings will not be scattered! "Nobel Prize, the master of demolition.

The poster: "You're trying to harm me, aren't you?" It must be trying to hurt me! ”

"No, no, no, it's hurting your heart like that. As the saying goes, as deep as love is, hate is as deep as it is. Since you can't go down the path of deep love, it's okay to make the girl you like hate you, the kind that you have to gnash your teeth! Boy, your love is off to a good start! Lin Chu continued to add, step by step, ruinful (cross out, help others for fun).

Poster: It seems to make some sense...

[Surprise! The story that the man behind the end of the world has to tell! 】

Lin Chu, who was looking for happiness again, stared.

This... This is?

This familiar title, could it be that he is also a member of the Squirrel Browser Shock Department?

With the same shocking thought of Tianya, Lin Chu immediately clicked in.

However, the content in it is obviously not the characteristic of the shock department, and it is relatively bland. It can be seen that the netizen who started the post is not a member of the Squirrel Shock Department at all, and is only able to imitate a title.

"Yesterday, after dinner, the deity shuttled through the imperial sword in the atmosphere as usual, absorbing the qi of the moon and yin to cultivate. At this moment, the deity sensed the opportunity of the end and captured the breath of destruction. As a cultivator, he was not stained with mortal dust, and he could have turned a blind eye, but he took pity on all living beings in the world, so the deity angrily took out his sword and angrily broke the catastrophe of destroying the heavens. ”

The following three blood-vomiting expressions are then connected again.

"This sword, which has exhausted three thousand years of power, has made the deity a mortal. I... The Sword Saint of the Ascension Period needs all kinds of heavenly and earthly treasures to heal his injuries and make money! After the new cultivation is successful, you will teach you the method of immortal paths and share immortality. ”

"The boy under the seat is not to be angry. Although the old man is indisputable, he can't tolerate anyone to talk about it. As everyone knows, the end of the world in the past is all because the old man is sitting on the earth! Otherwise, how could the dragon of destruction let go of the opportunity to devour the planet? With an old man in charge, it didn't even dare to enter the galaxy, not only did it not dare, but it even had to take out a few planets to beautify the galaxy environment! "Cute in the world.

"The name upstairs is so cute, at first glance it is a foot-picking uncle (dog head), (dog head). Uncle stretched out his stinky feet that he had treasured for many years and smoked the end of the world! "M78 Nebula Resident Earth Attaché.

Fishing in the long river of time: "Hmph, in fact, all your memories are false, and the truth is all under my control." In fact, the end of the world has come, the earth has been destroyed once, and all mankind has been wiped out, and it is I who reset time when the end of the world comes, so we are all living in another time now. Tremble, mortals! ”

Lin Chu looked down at the rows of replies again, and the content of the replies from the netizens in the post was similar, of course, there was one thing missing, that is, the end of the world in the past only had the effect of pretending to be forced for them at the moment.

Really ● large-scale pretending scene.

Lin Chu moved his fingers and immediately replied, "As soon as I closed my eyes, the world was dark." As soon as I opened my eyes, the world lit up. The world is born and died in my eyes and closed eyes, so I usually have to keep my eyes open, for fear that a blink will blink you away! ”

After typing, Lin Chu picked up the cola placed next to him and poured a few sips into his mouth, feeling that it tasted even better.

From time to time, I look at the stock market, drink fat house happy water, brag on the Internet, and talk about cattle with many netizens, and try it fiercely, not to mention how comfortable this day is.

At this time, 10,000 grass and mud horses galloped past in front of Lin Chu's eyes.

"Congratulations to the host, 100 points of experience for bragging skills. When the experience reaches 1000 points, the host will gain the Bragging Beginner skill and get the corresponding title. I wish the host to go further and further on the road of bragging, make better results, and become the king of cowhide who can't blow the cowhide no matter how much he brags! ”

Lin Chu's body was stiff lying on the bed, his fingers hung over the keyboard, and he didn't fall for a long time, and the story that had just been played for half a long time was not followed.

"What's that, bragging is a skill?" Lin Chu couldn't believe it.

"That's right, bragging is an eloquence skill, and a person who is really good at bragging is not only good at drawing big pies, but also has the ability to turn a bragged cow into a reality. For example, Liu Bang, the ancestor of the Han Dynasty in the history of the Chinese Kingdom of the Earth, has a rare bragging skill in the world, and successfully defeated Xiang Yu, the overlord of Chu, by his mouth. ”

"Therefore, it is not much strength to be able to fight the country, and it is the real strength to be able to let someone who can fight the country fight for you!"