Chapter 21: Kissing
I see that these animals have not yet been deformed, I know that they are not yet evil and harmful animals, sneaking behind us at the moment, most of them want to harm us, and then detach into immortals, what I see are their real bodies, Hu Banxian's grandfather's feng shui notes have written, do not be frightened and scolded when you meet the true body of Hu Huang Chang Python.
All the real bodies such as Hu Huang Chang Python who are not afraid of people and the real body of Hu Huang Chang Python who can also frequently enter and exit freely in places where human life is dense, do not provoke, once provoked, then congratulations on the beginning of your nightmare.
Because they already have some Taoism, and when they see the true bodies of these Hu Huang Chang pythons, they don't need to pay attention to it, unless they take the initiative to attack you, don't take the initiative to provoke, otherwise it will be enough for you to drink a pot.
I met the fox before I didn't know that he was Hu Huang Chang Python, burned his nest, offended her, I didn't expect her to give Zhang Furong to the ghost king, and led us up the mountain to find a few other immortals, this is to take my body and achieve their avenue.
But I'm not afraid, these animals, ghosts, if you run into them, you will inevitably be hurt by their strange power, but they think they are smart, so you have to play with them.
I shouted at the two-headed python: "I am the disciple and grandson of Li Laozi of the Daomen, and today I see that you are practicing hard, and I will make you the Upper Nine Dragons Immortal, the Underworld Immortal, and the East China Sea Dragon Immortal."
My shout was earth-shattering, and Yan Liu's eyes rolled when he heard it, and he only had two words for me, "Enough." ”
I don't pay attention to Yan Liu, I like to listen to these things, sure enough, after I finished speaking, the two giant pythons bowed down and bowed, and the same was true for the weasel-like people, Yan Liu rubbed his eyes vigorously, and thought he was dazzled.
I saw these three immortals bow down and worship, but my heart is not the time to relax, these things are ghostly, if you don't allow them to benefit, just empty words, useless, I casually took out a piece of yellow paper from the treasure bag, lit three incense sticks, and said: "Worship the sky and worship the python fairy, kneel to the sky and kneel to the yellow immortal, there are three thousand taels of gold here, and the three of them will be taken to practice, and when the immortal family rewards, they will leave quickly to avoid the catastrophe."
Said me I took out a gold ingot from my arms, this gold ingot was framed from Wang Hong's body that day, today it is of great use, I threw the gold ingot into the distance, the gold glowed, the three immortals disappeared in a flash, and the gold ingot did not know who snatched it.
Yan Liu ran over, looked at the distance rarely, and said to me: "I tell you that the master is not a loss, these three immortals, which one of them fights is a fatal master, you take a gold ingot and send it away, admire, admire."
I said, "Don't talk about this, those three are easy to deal with, because I haven't rushed into them, but the fox fairy below is not easy to deal with, I almost injured her daughter, burned his nest, she must be desperate with me, do you have any good way?"
When Yan Liu heard this, his eyes narrowed into a slit, pinched his one-tailed beard with his hand, and said to me: "I have also heard of the Huchang Yellow Python, which is the four great immortals of the shaman's family, each of them has its own preferences, Hu Xian and Huang Xian like to drink and smoke and poultry offerings; Chang Xian and Python Immortal like to twist their bodies, walk upside down with their backs, and drink raw eggs. ”
Yan Liu said, took out a bag of cigarettes from Wanbao bag, with the words "Da Qianmen" written on it, Yan Liu lit the cigarette, inserted it on the ground, and took out a bottle of liquor from Wanbao bag, 60 degrees of Jilin Daqu, he took out a few bowls from the bag, and put the bowls in front of the cigarette in a different way, and poured liquor into each bowl.
When I saw it, I hid far away, and Yan Liu came to my side after finishing and said, "Let's go in, don't worry about those fox fairies."
I think it's feasible, just look at the red gate, it's dark inside, like the Huangquan Road leading to the underworld, I jumped down with Yan Liu, and saw that Wang Hongmao didn't come out of a hole, so I was startled, I didn't know what he saw at this time, the cave was the cave of Chang Python and the two immortals, he actually hid there, isn't this looking for death?
I beckoned to Wang Hong, Wang Hong also looked at me, he waved his hand, his face was ugly, I knew it was over as soon as I saw that his heels couldn't touch the ground, he must have been entangled by Chang Python Erxian, I asked Yan Liu: "What should I do?"
Yan Liu also scolded in a sweat: "Dead fat man, his brain doesn't turn, the hole is full of beasts' nests, where does he drill in?" Not looking for death?"
But as he spoke, he took out an iron rod from the treasure bag and ran towards the cave, I also followed, through the candle flame in Yan Liu's hand, I saw a bucket-thick python in the cave entangled Wang Hong, his body was floating in the air, and only one hand was outside to ask for help, I was surprised in my heart, this dead fat man's life is really big, it's all like this, and he is still alive?
Although the giant python looks huge and terrifying, it doesn't care if there are other people around it when it pesters people, so I am with Yan Liu, as if it doesn't exist, Yan Liu circles around the giant python, this hole is different from the outside, it is not very deep, but the gas that comes out of the ground is hot, so although the baby can freeze to death in this cold weather, it has no effect on this giant python.
Yan Liu said to me, "Quickly find the valve, find it and stab it hard."
I listened and quickly climbed up, this giant python's body was too big, twisted into a ball, maybe I felt someone on it, and suddenly the body twisted even more, Wang Hong scolded: "Grandma is a bear, do you want Lao Tzu to die quickly?"
I listened anxiously, jumped towards the tail of the python, put my hand into the body of the python, the scales were cut, I touched it hard, suddenly touched a soft and slimy place, and poked it hard, this is the valve of the python, and it is also the place of mating, after poking in, the body of the python was untied at once, the tail swept, I felt a gust of wind above my head swept over, boom, and the hole was actually swept away.
I secretly rejoiced, this whip also swept to me, estimated that the little life was gone, the giant python seemed to be frightened, twisted its body and ran out, no matter what kind of snake, its key is the three-inch life gate, as long as you find it, don't care how powerful this giant python is, he has to run if he stabs in.
Wang Hong fell to the ground, I hurriedly went over to help him up, but I saw a bone piercing out of his shoulder, the white flesh turned out, and one arm was broken, and the whole person was out of breath.
When Yan Liu saw this, he hurriedly took out a piece of yellow paper, wrote a few words, stuffed them into Wang Hong's mouth, and said to me: "I estimate that a few ribs have been broken, but he has rough skin and thick meat, and his life is still there, and the hour is not early, so let's hurry up and do business."
I helped Wang Hong to sit on the ground, and quickly ran towards the gate, the red gate was about to close, I rolled on a donkey, and pounced directly, but Yan Liu was not so lucky, hit his head on the gate, and did not come in.
As soon as I turned around, I saw the door closed, the whole world fell silent, and my ears thundered, and I turned back sharply.
The world in front of me was gray, there were many ghosts, and in the courtyard of a gloomy mansion, the lights were colorful, and the red lanterns were hung high, but there was no joy at all, full of sadness, I walked into the courtyard, the steps were very heavy, and I felt that the ground was about to be trampled on by me.
Suddenly, a suona sound echoed in my ears, I saw a group of people walking out, carrying a sedan chair on their shoulders, I hurriedly rushed over, stretched out my hand, and wanted to drag them down, but I pounced, which people directly passed through me, I knew in a moment that people and ghosts have other reasons.
Which people went directly into the side room, I quickly followed, as soon as I entered the side room, I saw that the room was full of incense and candles, but the whole room was still gray and gave people a feeling that they couldn't see clearly, I looked at the table covered with tribute, walked over, opened it, and was startled.
"Human head steamed buns"
I saw the heads of three little dolls on the plate, bleeding from the seven orifices, and it was very terrifying.
I hurriedly opened another tribute, it was also very bloody, it was actually a plate of palms, I hurriedly covered it, I couldn't help but gag, suddenly, I saw an old mother carrying a woman wearing a phoenix crown and a veil towards the inner side room, I hurriedly chased in, as soon as I entered the bedroom, it was full of joy, all old-fashioned tables, chairs and benches, I saw a person sitting on the bed, sitting straight on the bed, unable to see the face.
The old mother put people on the bed, suddenly glared at me, startled me, I shouted: "Mountain spirits and wild monsters also dare to hurt people, hurry up and let my daughter-in-law return to Yang, otherwise I will smash your dragon's lair and burn your bones, so that you will never be reborn."
I said this to the man sitting on the bed, and I knew that he was the owner of the cemetery, and that he must be in control of everything.
My intimidation did not work, the man had a hand, a black mist came out of the thin and shriveled claws, and suddenly I saw a large man in armor appear in front of me, his face was covered by voyeurism, the armor on his body was shining with cold light, and with a wave of his hand, there was an extra Guan knife, which slashed at me, I felt the wind gusting, I hurriedly dodged, and the ground was split into a groove.
I was startled, it was actually a ghost general, this kind of ghost is the most terrifying, resentful, murderous, he swept the knife, I felt the wind above my head, I took out the Lu Ban ruler, and hit him behind the back, Lu Ban is also the most masculine thing, this fight, actually broke up the ghost general.
But then I was dumbfounded, I saw that the doors and windows were opened, a gust of yin wind blew in, I don't know where so many yin soldiers came from outside, I looked at those yin soldiers wielding machetes and spears in their hands and hurried back legs, but retreated to the pillar, there was no way to retreat, I suddenly bowed my head to protect my body, and I felt that countless sharp arrows penetrated my body.
I don't know how long it took before I fell to the ground in a daze, I looked at the person on the bed, Zhang Furong lifted the red hijab, cried and shouted at me, but I couldn't hear the sound, it was ghost language.
Suddenly, when I saw the old woman slap Zhang Furong and beat her to the ground, unable to move, I was extremely angry.
Damn sassy fox!