Chapter 51: The Rustle of Tips
The manager saw that the three fighters were frightened and fled, and he gritted his teeth in anger, it was really useless.
After Shasha drove the flying saucer into the ocean, she sneaked ghostly to the bottom of the sea, skimming the reef, shipwrecks, steaming crater ......, and finally startled a small fish and shrimp around the coral reef, and entered a dark cave next to it, she wanted to find a hidden place, rest, and think about the next action.
But no sooner had she risen from her chair and stretched than a warning sounded and a creature approached.
Shasha turns on the surveillance, and the flying saucer is transparent outward, glowing with a ghostly blue light, and the outside cannot see the inside.
A large octopus with an arm span of six or seven meters long, eight soft tentacles with dense suction cups swept backwards into the hole, it glanced at the flying saucer with its big bulging eyes, and then swam around the saucer unhurriedly, and then stopped in the center of the top of the flying saucer, eight long soft tentacles with suction cups comfortably lowered the arc of the flying saucer, closed its eyes, as if this flying saucer was its special chair.
Shasha is angry and funny.
I really wondered, my flying saucer is so attractive, first someone and pee on it, and now an octopus is sleeping on it, and let people not be idle for a while, so I ordered it to be driven away.
The flying saucer suddenly heats up.
The octopus jumped up suddenly, looked at the UFO with big eyes as if it didn't understand, and carefully tapped the UFO with a tentacle, which was indeed hot, and suddenly sprinkled ink and urine, making the UFO black and fleaming.
Shasha's eyes widened with anger, she really didn't understand why the creatures of this planet had to get the flying saucer dirty and then escape, she made a nasty grimace at the black mist, and then opened the health pod and lay down, the health pod automatically adjusted its position to let her lie down comfortably.
The health cabin was also transparent, she looked outside, the flying saucer was full of light blue metal walls, it was very quiet in the depths of the sea, she felt lonely, if only she didn't drive the octopus away, she regretted it for a while, and then concentrated on thinking about the problem.
The humans fulfilled their promise and helped her complete her mission, and now it was her turn to fulfill her promise and help humanity destroy the Hound Planetarians.
It's one thing to have a determination and a promise, but it's another thing to make it happen.
She doesn't even know where the hounds are hiding now, let alone how many of them there are, the only thing that is certain is that there won't be many of them, otherwise they wouldn't have bought mercenaries to deal with her, and their strength is not strong enough, if they were strong enough, they would have controlled the humans a long time ago, in this case, they have to be eliminated as soon as possible, suddenly, another thought jumped out of her mind, since there are not many hounds on the earth, where are the rest of them? In space? If she exterminates the hounds on Earth, then they will send people to destroy them endlessly.
This is a big problem.
She climbed out of the health pod.
The best way is to attract them all to the earth, annihilation in one fell swoop, and to do not have one left, even if one escapes, they will make a comeback, the coordinates of the earth have been exposed, and now the hounds are still protecting their own discoveries, once they feel that their power cannot be swallowed alone, they will contact the people of the extragalactic galaxy (galaxies other than the Milky Way, the Andromeda galaxy is also an extragalactic galaxy), when the earth is full of disasters, there will be no peace, this planet with abundant water and grass, everyone will fight for it.
She paced.
Every step of the way must be considered from this strategic vantage point.
The old saying of country Z is that a large country looks at a corner of the world, and a small country looks at the world in a corner; Those who do not seek the overall situation are not enough to seek a corner, and those who do not seek eternity are not enough to seek a moment.
What happens on Earth must be seen in the context of the universe as a whole.
All the Hound Planetarians must be attracted to Earth, and there is no rush to destroy one or two Hound Planetarians!
This is the highest strategy.
If the manager and Sha Keqing knew what Sha Sha was thinking now, they would shudder!
They seem to have forgotten that Shasha is a high-tech product that collects all the knowledge of Andromeda and Earth, but her current energy is still very weak, and after coming out of the rainforest base, it is only three blocks.
Now that the strategy is set, then, what tactics are used to attract all the Hound Star people, the few Hound Star people who were eliminated on the "Disappointment Island" don't seem to be very good at fighting, it seems that some business personnel with wine glasses are used, but this does not prove that the Hound Star People are useless, since they can go to the earth, their technology and wisdom must not be underestimated, a race that wanders in the vast universe and lives by plundering and killing, there must be a strong army, we must rescue Ma Jianguo and the colonel as soon as possible, and agree on how to lure the Hound Star People to the earth, Then lay a net of heaven and earth, and annihilate them in one fell swoop.
Now the first step is to find Ma Jianguo and them.
Now Sha Keqing and the manager want to find me and catch me, and their desire to catch me is definitely no less than mine, how will they find me, how will they arrest me! They're not stupid, they don't look all over the world, there's no direction. If it were me, they would set up a net, put some bait for me to throw myself into the net, and they would laugh.
Wellโโ, that's definitely the case.
Well, I'll just throw myself into the net and see who's smarter than whom.
So, where will they set up their nets and put messages (bait)?
In New York! In the most densely populated place in the world, known as the crossroads of the earth, the flow of people gathers, the economic and trade center of country M, the location of the United Nations headquarters, and 20 percent of the telephone calls of country M come from here.
Yes, the bait is in New York.
After deciding on it, Sasha sat in the helm's seat, set the course, and then returned to the wellness pod to lie down.
The flying saucer quietly drove out of the hole, sneaked at high speed at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean, sneaked south for nearly 10,000 kilometers, turned in the Drake Passage, rowed eastward past the tip of a dagger in South America, and then turned north into the Atlantic Ocean, and after sneaking for more than 13,000 kilometers, it passed through the world-famous Hundred Acts Triangle, and at the dark bottom of the Atlantic Ocean Hundred Acts Devil's Triangle, Shasha saw the wreckage of many wrecks, these wrecks are related to mysterious legends, or rather related to aliens.
Soon, Sasha parked the saucer at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean more than a hundred kilometers southeast of Staten Island, New York, at this latitude and longitude, where she could summon the saucer at any time.
Sasha is very familiar with New York, and took a lot of photos with Ma Jianguo Wang Jinfen more than half a month ago, and she settled down, got out of the flying saucer, and swam to New York at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean.
She didn't go ashore from Staten Island, Staten Island is a tourist attraction, tourists may enjoy the Atlantic Ocean under the moonlight, if someone sees the Atlantic Ocean coming out, they will faint with fright (M country TV series "People Under the Atlantic"), and choose Brooklyn to go ashore, at night, there is almost no one here, Shasha steamed his clothes with energy on the beach, took advantage of the night through Brooklyn, to Queens, she thought of polar bears and Laura, slowed down a little, I don't know how they are now, Then she regained her senses, sneaked into the subway station (she didn't have a penny on her), and took the subway across the East River into Manhattan.
Manhattan is the famous area that never sleeps on the planet: the landscape lights that outline the skyscrapers, all kinds of neon lights, illuminate the Manhattan district, all kinds of theaters, theaters, small hotels, coffee shops, bustling with activity, when many people come out, no one will pay attention at all.
Sha Sha got out of the subway station, followed the flow of people into the brightly lit, busy street, and then turned into a quieter back street, she wanted to find a deserted building, climb to the top and overlook the whole picture of New York, which is useful for rescuing Ma Jianguo, will they be imprisoned in New York, just as Sha Sha was talking to himself in his heart, while walking and watching, a voice sounded behind him:
"Miss, are you looking for a job?"
Sha Sha was stunned for a moment, turned around, looked intently, and saw that the person talking to him was a girl who looked like a waiter, a coffee-colored short-sleeved dress, a white bib, a menu in her hand, and a pen.
Sha Sha thought to himself, what kind of job am I looking for, looking for someone is almost the same, but when I look at myself, I am dressed in a denim suit, looking east and west, I really look like a working girl, not only smile, but also look at the surrounding environment, there is a coffee shop on the right hand, a parasol at the gate, there are a few tables below, this street is very quiet, the coffee shop is probably to entertain those tourists who are quiet, New York has nearly 60 million tourists every year, far more than the local population of 9 million, and then look, there is a recruitment sign next to the feet, which reads:
Recruit maids, the weekly salary is 300, you can also work, and you can't eat and stay.
Sha Sha looked at the number "three hundred dollars" and didn't know its value at all, because she had never lived at home, and everything in her life, since she came out of the flying saucer, was made by others for her, and she had never even seen the money.
The girl saw Shasha staring at "Three Hundred Dollars" and whispered:
"The money is a little less, but there is not much to live, there are not many people, and the boss is good," she saw Shasha's eyes move to "no food and shelter", for fear that this working girl staring at the billboard would run away, and hurriedly said; "You can live with me, I don't snore, I don't grind my teeth, and my feet don't stink."
Sha Sha listened to her funny, just wanted to laugh, and felt that her words revealed a little bitterness, she had never been in contact with life, but she could also hear it, but she had something to do, how could she have time to work, she just wanted to refuse politely, but when she thought about it, she was hiding in Tibet, it was better to have a job, have an official identity to cover, you can find it generously, maybe you can hear something from the small talk of customers, New York is known as the crossroads of the world, overcrowded, besides, a little money, a taxi, take a subway is also convenient, Therefore, regardless of his noble status as the minister of the Andromeda Galaxy, he nodded vigorously and said:
"Yes, yes, I can live with you."
The maid didn't know that she was an alien who turned the earth upside down, and thought she was a girl from a pasture in a rural village, you look at her brown face, a stupid look, looking east and west, you know, but she likes this kind of person, the previous flowery girl, after two days of work, she thought that the salary was low, so she was busy, her hands and feet did not stop, and as soon as she agreed, she hurriedly took Shasha's hand and said:
"My name is Emma, and I'll take you to Will."
Will is the owner, British, with a white linen shirt, a black horse clip, gold silk reading glasses, his legs crossed to the counter, and he is leaning on a high-backed chair to watch the World Cup.
"Will, I've found another waiter."
Will turned around, looked through the frame and said:
"Looking for another one?"
"Yes."
"It's a country girl this time?" Will asked. If he knew, she was the same alien he had put his shotgun behind the door two days ago, and before he jumped out of his chair, he had brought the alien into the house, but he didn't know.
"Well, yes, it's from the country!" Emma affirmed.
"Passport," the British are rigid, and the law must be respected.
Rustle handed it over.
But he flipped through it casually, and without asking Sha Sha's family, he handed his passport back to Sha Sha and said:
"The salary is calculated from today, let's change clothes."
Judging by his careless management of the shop, he opened the shop on this deserted street, not for the leisure of tourists, but for his own leisure.
Emma excitedly pulled Sasha to the back room to change clothes, picked out a small one, and said while busy helping Sasha change:
"Hey, you haven't introduced your name yet!"
"Oh--, I'm sorry, my name is Sofia."
"Ah, Sofia, that's nice, how old you are, you must be younger than me."
Sha Sha was stunned for a moment, and quickly took out his passport and looked:
"Eighteen."
Emma was very happy and said:
"You don't know how old you are until you look at your passport, and so do I, I don't know how old I am until I have my birthday," Emma felt even closer to this person as stupid as she was, and asked:
"What zodiac sign are you?"
"Andromeda."
Amaha laughed.
"Look at you, you're dumber than me, how can there be a Andromeda, it should be a Pisces, I'm an Aquarius," then, rolling melons familiarly, memorized the twelve constellations in order, and also said the weather, luck, and fate of each constellation, this country girl, she doesn't care how old she is, but she remembers the constellations so clearly. Sha Sha heard that she memorized the twelve zodiac signs very well, and thought that she loved astronomy, but she only cared about her luck and fate, Sha Sha was stunned at first, and then laughed, this girl is so funny.
Sha Sha changed her clothes, wearing a coffee-colored short-sleeved dress, a white pocket, and her white sneakers, she was very energetic, if An Yin saw it, she would definitely say, yo, this little fairy looks good in whatever clothes she wears.
Emma took a step back and tilted her head.
"Yo, it's so beautiful, the guests will be happy," happily hugged Sasha and kissed her, this country girl was simple and kind, not at all jealous of other people's beauty, and happily pulled Sasha to entertain guests.
The job is very simple, it is to serve coffee and desserts, Sasha has never served anyone, and he is busy, but he also has a feeling of joy.
Sleeping in a room with Emma at night, Emma really didn't lie, she didn't snore, she didn't grind her teeth, her feet didn't stink, she curled up like a kitten and slept, and I don't know what dreams this girl had, working here alone away from home.
In the next few days, Emma and Sasha, busy serving coffee outside with laughter during the day, and excitedly sitting cross-legged on the bed at night to count the money, which were all politely given tips by the guests, but Shasha was looking forward to no news at all, and occasionally heard only the small talk of some guests:
"There are so many New Yorkers!"
"People all over the world have it."
"If there are aliens, you won't be able to recognize them!"
How did they know that the alien was serving them coffee, and without hesitation, he stuffed the tip into his pocket, and it went by like this for a week.
One day at noon, Sasha had just gone to work, holding a plastic plate, on which was coffee and a small cake, ordered by an old Swiss couple who were clean under the parasol, the two were amiable and polite, Sasha put the coffee and dessert on their table, and then he caught a glimpse of three casually dressed people wearing sunglasses walking into the store, and thought there was news, but after a while he heard Will grunt:
"Didn't you say that it was a good number?"
"It's up to us to decide whether it's good or not, you should understand this!"
It turned out that the street thugs came to collect the monthly fee, Emma said.
Will reluctantly complied with their request, and the three of them whistled, stuffed dessert into their mouths, and came out rustling and said:
"Yo, this girl is so pretty," he whistled to Sasha, humming as he shook his body towards the parked car on the side of the road.
The three of them opened the car door and tried to get in.
But the head just entered, the door "slammed" itself shut, caught the three people like a pig howl, both hands to break the door, but how can not be broken, very funny, everyone laughed, the door suddenly opened, the three fell in, easy to get up, the short and fat hand just held the steering wheel, the car suddenly stood up, with two rear wheels to open forward, to the front sidewalk, "bang" a sound of the front wheel landed, hit the thick wall, the three people came out dizzily, looking at the broken car.
The old woman said in English:
"Wow! Now young people drive like this! โ
The old man said:
"It doesn't seem to be working well."
Those who watched from beginning to end couldn't help but laugh.
Shasha couldn't help it, and laughed out loud.
It turned out to be her troublemaker.
With a smile, she slipped the tip from the old woman into her pocket, and was about to leave, when the two sturdy men at the table next to her shouted:
"Miss, coffee, cake, two," one took out a cigarette case, put it on the table, and pulled out a cigarette to light it.
"Okay, come right away," Sasha said.
After a while, Sasha brought it to each person, and put it in front of them, and the one who did not light a cigarette took out the ticket holder, took out a ten-dollar and put it on the table, pushed it to Sasha, and said:
"Miss, can I ask you about the news?"
Sha Sha smiled and took the money, put it in his pocket and said:
"Yes."
The man pulled out another picture from the ticket holder and said:
"Miss, have you ever seen this person?"
Sha Sha stretched out his head to look.
"Wow, it's a photo of yourself, it's Ma Jianguo, when Wang Jinfen came to New York, the photo on the passport is quite cute."
There was a burst of joy in my heart, and I finally came, but I said with a smile on my face:
"Isn't this an alien girl on TV, I haven't seen it in real people."
The man said politely:
"It's okay," he said, pulling out another ten-dollar card, putting it on his business card, and pushing it over the table.
"If you see or hear something, call the phone above, we are very grateful!"
Sha Sha put the money in his pocket with a smile again and said:
"Definitely, definitely!"
As he spoke, he left with his plate in his hand, but kept his ears open to listen to the two men.
One said:
"It's been a few days, I've been running all over New York, I've sent so many business cards and money, and I haven't made a phone call."
"Alas, you say, will that alien girl change her appearance?"
"You're saying she's going to go back to her old form: pig's head, cow's head, beetle face, no, that's terrifying!"
"It's not all like that in the movie, when you get excited, your head shakes, and you become a pig's head."
Sha Sha is angry and funny, pig, you are big, Miss Ben is a beauty, she can't recognize her standing in front of you, and she is still stuffing dollars, stupid.
The two of them finished their coffee and were about to leave, and Sasha hurriedly ran into the store to ask for leave.
"Will, I've got something to do and get away for a while, okay?"
Will was watching the round of 16 of the World Cup, and said without looking back:
"Go ahead."
Shasha hurriedly went back to the back room to change his clothes and came out, looked at the backs of the two departing people at the door of the store, and said to Emma:
"I'm in a hurry, can I get out for a while?"
"Okay, okay, if you don't have a supper, please, I want a pineapple pizza, from that shop."
"Okay, okay."
Sha Sha replied as he chased after the two men who had turned into the street.