Chapter 1: Singing and Dancing
"Holy!"
Bai Xiaofei subconsciously let out an exclamation, his head tilted, and he suddenly came to his senses.
used to play truth or dare in the bar, but when it was his turn, Bai Xiaofei chose to take the big adventure, and the task was to find the strongest man in the bar and kiss the other party's forehead.
After Bai Xiaofei finished kissing, he saw a fist the size of a sandbag smashing over, and then he didn't know anything.
Bai Xiaofei felt a severe headache, he didn't know what the situation was now, and opened his eyes with a frown.
Bai Xiaofei was shocked to find himself naked, lying on a bed, which looked like a cave.
What made him even more horrified was that his hands and feet were tied to the bedpost, and he couldn't move.
I'm Nima, what's going on? Lao Tzu is a straight man.
Just kiss your forehead and make a joke, don't misunderstand me like that!
When Bai Xiaofei was in a daze, a tingling pain suddenly came from his mind.
"Cultivating Immortal World, Xuantian Continent, Southwest of Cangwu Country, Haotian Sect, Bai Xiaofei ......"
A large amount of information kept pouring into Bai Xiaofei's mind, and after a while, Bai Xiaofei showed an expression of lovelessness.
Ma Dan, Lao Tzu has crossed!
After a moment, Bai Xiaofei fused the information that poured into his mind.
The original owner is also called Bai Xiaofei, and it has only been a month since he entered the Haotian Sect of the Immortal Cultivation Sect, and he sneaked out of the sect before, but he was beaten by someone on the way back.
The later events were not in the memory of the original owner, and Bai Xiaofei naturally had no way to know.
Now Bai Xiaofei, blue and thin shiitake mushrooms, no matter how miserable the protagonist in other novels is, he has not encountered a perverted pervert at the beginning.
Look at yourself again, this Nima is all tied, and she must be SM!
In order to avoid chrysanthemum remnants, Bai Xiaofei slowly stretched his neck to reach his right hand, wanting to use his teeth to untie the rope buckle on his hand.
Just as Bai Xiaofei's neck was stretched out like a giraffe, two bewitching and colorful women suddenly appeared in front of him, one wearing a red belly pocket and the other wearing a yellow belly pocket.
Bai Xiaofei grew his mouth. Damn, are the women in the world of cultivating immortals so tough?
It seems that God treats me well, and this crossing welfare seems to be generous.
Come on, don't pity me because I'm a delicate flower!
Although Bai Xiaofei's heart was so crooked, he was actually panicked.
According to the memories of the fusion, there was a Red Dust Sect activity near this Nanwu County, and the women in the sect specialized in recruiting young men to cultivate.
Haotian Sect had disciples who died at the hands of the Red Dust Sect before, and when they were found, they were left with skin and bones.
Now that he has fallen into the hands of the Red Dust Sect, it is estimated that he will have to finish playing, but he feels that he should still struggle, and he said with a bitter face:
"I admit it in your hands, but I have a small request, you have to untie me, I like to take the initiative in this matter. ”
Hehe, Lao Tzu will let go of his hands and feet to do it with you, I don't believe that I can't find a chance to run away.
The two bewitching women laughed eating, and the woman with the yellow belly pocket took out a pill and shook it in front of Bai Xiaofei's eyes.
"Hehe, good brother, if you eat this Hehuan Pill, my sister will let you take the initiative. ”
After the woman with the yellow belly pocket finished speaking, without waiting for Bai Xiaofei to speak, she pinched his chin and directly stuffed the pill into his mouth.
The pill was in his stomach, Bai Xiaofei was completely dumbfounded, why was it different from what I thought?
Ma Dan, eat this thing, two sluts tease again, don't say you can't run, you can't fucking run at all.
Seeing Bai Xiaofei swallowing the Hehuan Pill, the two women began to untie the ropes on his hands and feet.
Suddenly, a voice sounded in Bai Xiaofei's mind:
"Ding, the host has completed the memory fusion, and the Truth or Dare reward system has been activated. ”
"Ding, the host must complete the Truth or Dare mission released by the system, and the host can choose Truth or Dare.
Complete Truth or Dare quests to earn system rewards. ”
Bai Xiaofei's heart is full of 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping, there is a system that doesn't come early, but you don't come until Lao Tzu eats Hehuan Dan, is your system a one-off?
What's even more annoying is that what system is not good in Nyima, it's actually Truth or Dare, how did we die, don't you have a system to force the number?
"Ding, Truth or Dare quest opens, please choose Truth or Dare. ”
"Ding, friendly reminder: the host must make a choice within thirty seconds, and refusing to choose will be obliterated. ”
Fuck your friendship prompt, if you don't choose in thirty seconds, you'll die, this is a fart friendship?
"Ding, Truth or Dare Reward: One Detoxification Pill (can solve the Hehuan Pill); ”
Bai Xiaofei thought, the cultivation of these two women should be higher than mine, even if they solve the Hehuan Pill, it is estimated that they will not be able to escape, it is better to learn to fight with sunflower points.
Bai Xiaofei was worried that the effect of Hehuan Pill would cause him to lose control, so he didn't dare to think about it, so he directly chose the big adventure task.
"Ding, Adventure Mission: Sing and Dance "Itch" at the same time. ”
Fuck your uncle, where is this, is there this song in this world? Besides, singing and dancing naked is too much of a joke.
"Ding, the host has thirty seconds to complete this task, and if it refuses to complete the task, the system will start the countdown to obliteration. ”
Bai Xiaofei stared at the two bewitching women with confused eyes, and while slowly getting up, he began to sing:
“... Come on, be happy, there's a lot of time anyway... Come on, pretentious, there's a lot of scenery anyway......"
The two women were a little wary at first, but when they saw Bai Xiaofei's bare buttocks, twisting and dancing and singing with his funny appearance, the two of them laughed and trembled.
Bai Xiaofei has the heart to die, he is so ashamed!
"Ding, the truth or dare mission has been completed, and you will get a reward: Yellow Rank Top-grade Martial Art Sunflower Point Acuman. ”
"Ding, have you comprehended the Yellow Rank Top-grade Martial Technique Sunflower Point Acupoint?"
Bai Xiaofei just finished singing, and the system reward arrived.
"Comprehension!"
At this time, the sunflower acupoint hand appeared in Bai Xiaofei's mind, making him know all kinds of acupuncture points in the human body, and all kinds of acupoint techniques were like practicing for many years, giving Bai Xiaofei a feeling of familiarity with his heart.
Bai Xiaofei was overjoyed in his heart, but he remained silent on the surface, still swaying around the two women, his hands sliding over them from time to time.
"Sunflower Point Caveman!"
Seeing the right time, Bai Xiaofei suddenly pointed out that it was like electricity, and his hands dotted three times on the chests of the two of them almost at the same time.
Without a little defense, the two women were directly hit, as if petrified, sitting on the bed and unable to move.
The two women were dazed for a while, and after a while, the woman with the red belly said viciously:
"Bastard, let us go quickly, the Red Dust Sect is not something you can provoke. ”
Bai Xiaofei didn't pay attention to it, he looked at his fingers, and gently poked twice on the chests of the two women, and nodded with satisfaction, Well, it's good, this sunflower point acupoint feels good.
Then he smiled and said:
"No matter what red, orange, yellow and green you are, it's impossible to let you go, Lao Tzu was almost ruined by the two of you broken flowers and willows, it's so disgusting. ”
At this time, Bai Xiaofei felt that his body was getting hotter and hotter, he hurriedly got dressed, and planned to leave here quickly, if he was beastly, it would be over.
As for these two women, let's go back to Haotian Sect and inform the elders to deal with it.
Seeing Bai Xiaofei's indifferent appearance, the woman with the yellow belly sneered.
"Tell you, there are also our people in the Haotian Sect, and if you don't want to die, you can let us go immediately, and we can act as if nothing happened.
Otherwise, even if you kill us, you will die in the end. ”
"Don't beep, why don't you say that Haotian Sect was opened by your family, and then you will be long-winded and chop you directly. ”
Bai Xiaofei endured the heat on his body, picked up the rope and wanted to tie the two up, lest they break through the acupoint and run away.
At this time, a voice came from outside:
"Senior brothers, they took Senior Brother Bai and disappeared around here. ”
"They should be nearby, and everyone will look for them separately. ”
Bai Xiaofei was overjoyed in his heart, hearing this, the people outside were here to save him, Bai Xiaofei shouted loudly:
"I'm here!"
Soon, Bai Xiaofei heard that someone had entered the cave, and now he is not in a hurry to go out.
A young man with a cold appearance walked in, Bai Xiaofei didn't know him, but the person who came was wearing the robe of Haotian Sect, thinking that it should be the senior brother of Haotian Sect.
As soon as the young man walked into the cave, before Bai Xiaofei could speak, two women from the Red Dust Sect shouted at the same time:
"Childe ......"
Childe, what the is going on? Is it really a gang?!
As soon as the two of them spoke, the young man's face turned cold, and his right hand exerted everything, and a gang qi swept through.
The two bewitching women looked frightened, blood spurted from their necks, and the vitality on their bodies was quickly lost.
After the young man killed the two, he looked at Bai Xiaofei with cold eyes.
Bai Xiaofei was shocked, a master of the Qi Transformation Realm! Killing yourself is really no different from killing a chicken.
In desperation, he fell directly to the ground, and then crawled towards the young man with convulsions, and shouted vaguely as he crawled:
"Beauty, come here, come here, I'll take you to ......"
At this moment, a rush of footsteps came, and the young man's face showed a look of struggle, and the raised hand finally let go.
When the group came to the cave, Bai Xiaofei saw his inheritance elder Jiang Haoyuan, and he was relieved.
Jiang Haoyuan looked at Bai Xiaofei, frowned and said to the young man who arrived first:
"He should have won the Hehuan Dan, I'll take him back to the sect first, Senior Brother Zhao Yu, I'll leave it to you here." ”
Zhao Yu nodded, Jiang Haoyuan stunned Bai Xiaofei with a palm, and then took him out of the cave.
......
That night, in a cave mansion of Haotian Sect, an old man sat cross-legged.
Zhao Yu bent down to stand aside and said in a low voice:
"Master, Crimson and Crimson were killed by their disciples, and I didn't have time to do anything about Bai Xiaofei. ”
"He knows?"
The old man asked slowly with his eyes closed.
"He was hit by Hehuan Dan at the time, and he was confused, so he shouldn't have known it. ”
The old man nodded, "Even if he doesn't know, let's find a chance to get rid of it." ”
"Yes, Master. ”
After Zhao Yu finished speaking, he respectfully withdrew from the cave.