Chapter 815: Dead Sissy Cannon

After realizing that he had really been thrown into the trunk, Lin Chu's heart was fucked, "Jiang Heci!" I'm X your uncle!! ”

But Jiang Heci obviously didn't mean to be angry.

On the contrary, because of Lin Chu's roar, his mood seemed to have become better.

"Tsk, it's going to be dark soon, be carefulβ€”"

Jiang Heci hadn't finished his words yet, and was directly stuffed into the trunk by Lin Chu!

"Come in with you! Keep me in the trunk, you dog thief! Lin Chu had just finished cursing......

Suddenly, I found out.

Isn't the trunk a little small?

Lin Chu: "......"

She looked at Jiang Heci, who was close at hand, and felt that the bodies of the two seemed to be concave together, tightly fitting ...... Suddenly there was some doubt about life.

"Am I ...... Yourself in a trap? The corner of her eye twitched.

Jiang Heci still didn't look very angry, just looking at Lin Chu like this, he wanted to laugh but was helpless, and finally could only sigh helplessly.

"You...... I said it all, Xiao Chu'er is a stupid, right? ”

After speaking, Jiang Heci planned to open the trunk door......

Oh yes! Can't open it!!

Lin Chu: "......"

When she saw Jiang Heci's movements, the corners of her eyes suddenly twitched, "Jiang Heci? ”

Jiang Heci: "...... Well. ”

Blame the embarrassment.

"You're not going to be able to open this door, are you??" Lin Chu asked.

Jiang Heci: "...... Well. ”

After answering in a voice like a mosquito, he suddenly felt embarrassed again, and immediately defended himself, "No, I just ...... It's just a bad location! If I could, I could correct my position, and I would be able to open my arms with enough room to be released. ”

Hehe...... There are many excuses.

The corners of Lin Chu's eyes twitched, and he suddenly found that something even more fucking had appeared.

The two fit tightly together...... She could obviously feel Jiang Heci's reaction somewhere??

React?!?!

"I'll grass you XX!!" The corners of Lin Chu's eyes twitched, and after discovering this fact, he suddenly found that he had goosebumps all over his body!

What's more, Jiang Heci is so similar to Mao and Su Che! It made her want to die!

it!

Wrong...... Lin Chu, who realized that he shouldn't think about this now, immediately exploded, "Jiang Heci!" ”

Jiang Heci: "......"

The corners of his eyes twitched, apparently confused by the reaction of his body.

But......

"There's nothing I can't do...... I feel so embarrassed that I burst out! Jiang Heci said this, but there was no embarrassment on his face, and he even seemed to be in a very good mood.

Lin Chu: "......"

She's dead set on it, she doesn't care anymore.

The only thought is to strangle Jiang Heci!

"Can you the hell open the trunk?!" Lin Chu is about to explode!!

Jiang Heci: "...... I try. ”

After speaking, he released his strength vigorously...... And then threw a heavy punch!!

Momentum like a rainbow!!

The car didn't even mean to shake it lightly to perfunctory Lin Chu the dog and went through all the vicissitudes of life.

Hehe, sure enough, the scumbag is matched with the scum car.

Lin Chu: "......"

"Jiang Heci, are you a sissy? You don't deserve your majestic dick. The corner of her eye twitched.

Jiang Heci: "??? ”

"! If I hadn't come to save you damn woman, you would have been caught in such a heavy rain, okay?! He gritted his teeth in anger.

Lin Chu: "Won't Lao Tzu take medicine by himself when he is drenched in the rain?" People who take medicine and catch a cold are simply idiots!! ”

The two men got into a fight in the trunk.

A fan who passed by silently...... Suddenly found out that this was Jiang Heci's car.

This is indescribably shaking on the street?!

Grief-stricken fans...... Naturally, he posted on Weibo to absorb heat.

After posting, she saw that her Weibo was immediately liked by tens of millions, and she was happy!! That's when I remembered something to be sad about.

"Ahh screamed, "My Jiang He quit her husband and cheated!" ”

At the same time, Lin Chu and Jiang He, who were fighting, resigned: "......"

What did they hear?

Jiang Heci silently withdrew his hand, and now he has some doubts about life...... It's true.

His image may be hopeless.

Lin Chu realized something even if he was a fool, and the corners of his eyes twitched, "...... Okay, don't make a fuss, I'll open the door, and you will shrink into the corner! ”

Jiang Heci: "......"

He blinked aggrievedly, "People can't go back, I've been trying to keep my distance from you as a nasty woman." ”

A little tsundere looks angry.

Lin Chu: "......"

The corners of her eyes twitched, and she suddenly realized that she couldn't bear it anymore!! It's just gritting your teeth when you're angry!

"Jiang Heci, get out of the way! All right! She tried to be as calm as possible.

Jiang Heci seemed to be able to feel the ...... on Lin Chu's body Murderous.

silently retracted, not forgetting to complain aggrievedly, "Hmph! You go play the killer, the director is simply blind, why should I play soy sauce...... Isn't this a female killing god? ”

Lin Chu: "??? ”

The corners of her eyes twitched, and she couldn't help but turn around and smile at Jiang Heci, "You let me act...... Are you going to let me and the heroine Lily? ”

Jiang Heci: "......"

It didn't take long for Lin Chu to punch the trunk......

Naturally, it was opened directly.

Lin Chu jumped out of the trunk in two clicks, she was so chic and easy-going, she couldn't help but look at the trunk......

In the trunk, Jiang He was trembling and nesting in the corner, looking pitiful, with tears in his eyes, "Woo, you just bullied me......"

Lin Chu: "??? ”

Who the hell is bullying whom!

"Sure enough, you're a dead sissy!" Although Lin Chu said this, he still didn't forget to reach out considerately, intending to pull Jiang Heci out of the car, "Come here!" If you don't have the strength, I'll pull you down! ”

Jiang Heci: "......"

He shook his head, his face as dead as ashes, like a salted fish that had lost its desire for life

"No...... You just kicked the trunk of my Rolls-Royce Phantom, and I probably lost hundreds of thousands of dollars at once...... Woo, my heart aches when I think about it! You unconscionable and rude dog woman! "Jiang He's grievance and complaint!

Lin Chu: "??? ”

She? Dog man??

Isn't Jiang Heci the dog man?!

β€”β€”

It didn't take long for the two to toss back home.