"These readers, it's disgusting."

Gu Tao leaned back on the chair and kept stuffing pastries into his mouth, this behavior looked very strange, it was not that there were no other women here, but none of them were as presumptuous as Gu Tao, after all, even during the Zhou Wu period of the women's power explosion, the girls still cared very much about their manners, otherwise there would not be a Tang Dynasty lady culture with a prosperous makeup, but like this, the girl who crossed Erlang's legs and unscrupulously grabbed snacks with her hands to eat can't be said to be no, but it is really a rare species, especially in this kind of relatively stylish poetry meeting.

"Why are they disgusting again?"

"I just think they're uneducated." Gu Tao shook his feet: "When it comes to the level of knowledge, I don't know how high it is to be higher than these people." ”

Gu Tao's words made Xin Chen speechless, this guy is crazy, but who can find fault with it, the two-sided nature of this thing sometimes confuses his setting, on the one hand, he is a small ruffian who is very casual and rough, and on the other hand, he is a scholar with a huge amount of knowledge that is not commensurate with his age, does such a person exist? Of course it exists, but it's really rarer than the way he looks in women's clothing.

"Look at these guys." Gu Tao pointed at the young scholars around him who were either full of ambition or triumphant: "They don't have the awe of knowledge on their faces, such people can only be used to show off, because they don't have the world-shattering talent and no mind, they only rely on shaking their wits to make everyone happy, what is this?" This is the same as making up stories in Zhihu and making jokes on Weibo, inserting labels and selling the first thing, and there is no arrogance as an intellectual at all. ”

"I remember reading somewhere and saying that the reader is the most spineless."

"No, it's not." Gu Tao shook his head: "Those showers are spineless, and their lifelong dream is to sell their reputation." The real intellectuals, regardless of the arts, sciences, arts, engineering, and medicine, must have their own things to abide by, dignity, limits, goals, and ethics, and there must be something that they are unwilling to abandon. But if you look at these things, do they have faces? This has been the case throughout the ages, in my hometown, on the earth, in the Tang Dynasty, and in the future. So I'm sitting here and I'm so angry that I want to weld this place to steel and douse it with gasoline and light them all. ”

Gu Tao is really angry, although this anger is inexplicable, but Xin Chen is not easy to persuade anything, after all, although he is also full of wealth, but compared with his junior brother, he is a roadside pig killer, which is not worth mentioning. And he didn't quite understand what this intellectual arrogance was all about.

And when Gu Tao was viciously cursing these readers, a man in a cyan robe slowly walked to Gu Tao and them with a fan, his eyes glanced up and down Xin Chen and Gu Tao a few times, and then stood still, hugged his fist and smiled at them: "A few people are very raw, I don't know if it's the first time to participate in the poetry meeting?" ”

Xin Chen raised his head and arched his hand at him: "We are students from the south, and we have long heard that the Chang'an Poetry Society is famous all over the world, so we came to see it." ”

"Sure enough." The scholar smiled proudly: "I don't know how many...... How to call it? This young lady? ”

"Old ......" Gu Tao was just about to speak, Xin Chen stepped on his foot, and then Xin Chen introduced with a smile: "In Su Shi, Xiameizhou, Brother Tai just call me Zizhan." Next to me are my cousins, these two are fellow villagers, Brother Bohu and Brother Mengxiong. ”

Eucalyptus and Dream Bear got up one after another to greet the scholar, but Gu Tao just stuffed a half-fist-sized pastry into his mouth completely at this moment, anyway, he was eating a lot of food, looking like a starving ghost was reincarnated, but ...... It's so cute.

"I don't know ...... Brother Zizhan"

This scholar looked at Gu Tao's appearance and actually looked straight in his eyes, and it wasn't until Xin Chen frowned and waved his hand in front of him that he woke him up, of course, this is for his good, the junior brother has already lost his temper, and he may really be violent and hurt people later.

"Rude ......and rude," the scholar coughed: "I am a native of Chang'an, my name is Du Ziji, and Brother Zizhan calls me so." ”

"Oh." Xin Chen sat down, glanced at Gu Tao, who was still eating, and then coughed: "Brother Fang Wei is also here to participate in the poetry meeting?" ”

"No, no, no." Du Zishu waved his hand again and again: "I'm just following up to mix up the fun, and I'm not learning a lot in the next day, so I won't join in this fun, I just passed by here and saw that Brother Zizhan and his party were cold and not like Chang'an people, if you don't say hello, it will inevitably chill the hearts of foreign colleagues, so I came over to say hello." ”

"Dream Bear, go to the next table and bring me another plate, this pastry is delicious."

Gu Tao's voice sounded, Dream Bear sighed, got up and went to a table next to him to pick up a plate and came back, the people at that table looked at Dream Bear with a blank face, but they didn't say a word by relying on their identity, and Gu Tao was not polite, after the pastry was brought, a bite of pastry and a sip of tea, and ate a good time.

"I'm a little full." After eating two, Gu Tao patted his stomach, and then looked at the half plate of pastries left on the table, he thought about it, grabbed it and put it in the small bag he was carrying: "Pack and pack." ”

Du Ziji's face was full of consternation, looking at Gu Tao's appearance, as if he had discovered a new continent.

"Look at your ......"

Gu Tao didn't finish scolding, Xin Chen quietly pressed his hand, and then frowned and said to Du Ziji: "Fang is the elder brother, is it appropriate?" ”

"Ten thousand deaths." Du Zishu hurriedly retracted his eyes: "Brother Zizhan, don't blame, it's just that my sister's demeanor has opened Xiaosheng's eyes and I admire it very much." Such a beautiful woman is spontaneous, and she is ten thousand times higher than those rich ladies who are only pretending to be in tune at the moment! ”

Hearing this, Gu Tao immediately realized that he was probably touching a licking dog. Oh my God, the licking dog of the Tang Dynasty!

Xin Chen smiled, he himself was licking the dog, licking the dog and seeing the licking dog, his eyes were extremely red, so he simply picked up the teacup and took a sip of tea.

But a qualified licking dog is to be faceless and skinless, Du Zishu not only did not leave, but sat down with a stool from the side, and when he took the stool, he took a plate of highest-grade pastries from other tables and put it on Gu Tao's table, and intentionally or unintentionally put it in front of Gu Tao. And the people at that table looked like VIPs, but after seeing that it was Du Ziji, they dared to be angry and didn't dare to speak.

This small detail was obviously discovered by Gu Tao, and he immediately became curious about the identity of this little licking dog, in fact, young people don't pay so much attention to the subtle identity gap, which can make peers dare to be angry and dare not speak, either this Du Ziji's family is very criticized, or he himself is very criticized, from the current details, he will definitely not have much criticism, and the eight achievements are this person's family.

"Brother Zizhan, a few of you came here to see Shangguan Wan'er, right?" Du Zishu shook his fan gently: "But if you want me to say, if you have real talent and learning, you don't have to be like these straw bales, then go to Di Guolao." If a few of them have empty skins, it is better to follow Shangguan Wan'er, but if you want me to say, Brother Zizhan, let's talk a little deeper. ”

Du Zishu approached Xin Chen and lowered his voice: "Shangguan Wan'er's kind of goods, she can't get rid of it for a few years, several of them are in the prime of life, and when they reach middle age, they suddenly eat and fall, maybe they ......."

He gestured with his hand around his neck: "You know what I mean? ”

Gu Tao looked at this licking dog, and suddenly found that this guy had something, at least he had a very accurate grasp of the situation, Shangguan Wan'er really didn't get a good death, after Li Dan took the throne, she was killed by Li Longji at that time, and it was only twenty-five years since now, twenty-five years later, most of the people who followed Shangguan Wan'er were only forty or fifty years old, and the people who stood on her team were basically impossible to survive, after all, that coup was not a river of blood.

"You're not afraid ......" Xin Chen looked Du Ziji up and down: "Shangguan Wan'er is hot now. ”

"She's something, but she just relies on the favor of the Queen Mother." Du Zishu said with a smile: "If you want me to see, Brother Zizhan still leaves early, if you have the heart to serve the country, I will personally introduce Di Guolao to a few tomorrow." ”

I'm afraid this guy's background is really not simple, and it is amazing to be able to call Wu Zetian's favorite minister to strangers. Now take a closer look, although this guy looks like a fool, his fan is ivory, the jade on his waist is also a tribute-grade mutton fat jade, and there is a huge jade on his belt.

"Say it." Gu Tao smiled and said, "Which prince." ”

Du Zishu frowned, then chuckled, got up and waved at Gu Tao again: "Sister Qingzhao is really not what I expected, she is deeply hidden." ”

"Stop talking nonsense." Gu Tao took a sip: "Lick what to lick, just ask who you are, hurry up." ”

Du Zishu laughed dryly twice, and sat back in his position: "I'm embarrassed to say ......"

"What to be embarrassed to say." Gu Tao picked up a few pastries from the table and arranged them in a row: "You look twenty-three or four, although your words and deeds are cheap, but you are extremely smart." And at first glance, he didn't deal with Shangguan Wan'er, and he didn't scare him at all, so only the current emperor was left, right? Li Dan. ”

Du Ziyu's face changed several times in a row, he sat there and fanned hard, and then said with a smile: "Qingzhao girl, don't make trouble, it's not good to call the name of the saint today." ”

"Okay, okay." Gu Tao pouted: "Your mother wants to be the emperor, you know, right?" ”

"Oops......" Du Zishu wiped his face: "Okay, don't say it, count it as me...... Forget it, I'm Li Dan. ”

"Just say it sooner." Gu Tao pursed his lips disdainfully: "What to pretend." ”

Li Dan sighed and looked at Xin Chen: "Brother Zizhan, your sister is not a mortal." ”

"Neither are you." Xin Chen smiled: "I've never seen an emperor like you." ”

"What kind of emperor am I?" Li Dan smiled helplessly: "Forget it, this is not the place to speak." ”

"Aren't you afraid that people will harm you when you come out alone?" Gu Tao ate a pastry: "It's still a bit interesting for an emperor like you." ”

Li Dan raised his head and was silent for a while: "What kind of thing am I, what's the point of harming me?" A few people, you may not believe it, but there are few people here who don't know that I am Li Dan. ”

When he said this, he was helpless, and judging from the fact that this guy could recognize Gu Tao and several of them at a glance that they were not locals, this guy was probably a frequent visitor here, so often that he couldn't be more frequent, and he knew who often came here.

Think about it, what is the reason why an emperor is mixed up to this point? Even the faint monarch actually doesn't have this, which shows that he has no power at all, everyone tacitly accepts the fact that this stupid emperor messes with the restaurant every day, and no one will break it, just let him run rampant here.

As for assassinating him, it doesn't make any sense at all, so what if he dies? Maybe no one even knows.

Of course, how to make a well-educated emperor mix into a ruffian who looks like a ruffian, this Gu Tao has completely verified his mental journey, he is also the heir, and the civilization he wants to inherit is not many times stronger than the Tang Dynasty.

"What are you here for every day?" Xin Chen poured a cup of tea.

"Play, of course." Li Dan stretched out his hands: "This place is connected to the palace, and no one cares about me when I come in and out." Queen Mother, you also know that as long as I don't cause trouble, I can do anything. ”

"This is royal property?"

"I drove it." Li Dan smiled and said triumphantly: "The best drama and the best oiran in Chang'an are all here with me." ”

Niu Pi, the king of a country opened a brothel next to the palace, which is probably a thing that no one believes when he says it.

"But speaking of which, you're not mortals, they were all scared when they first found out my identity, you're very good."

"Why be afraid?" Xin Chen smiled: "What do you want to do to me, I will stab you to death with chopsticks." ”

Li Dan was stunned for a moment, then clapped his hands and laughed loudly: "Hahahaha, it's good, it's funny." ”

When he had laughed enough, Li Dan let out a sigh of relief and took a sip of tea: "It's been a long time since I've been so happy, a few people are really wonderful." ”

This grandson ...... It's really licking, I have to lick it when I see anyone, I don't have the slightest consciousness of being an emperor, it's just the ultimate golden licking dog.

"Anyway, Brother Zizhan."

"I can't afford it." Xin Chen waved his hand: "It's an emperor anyway." ”

"It's ......" Li Dan gasped: "Brother Zizhan is really ruthless." Let me ask, can the Qingzhao girl be married? ”

Gu Tao picked up a clay plate, his hands were slightly forced, and the plate shattered in response.

"Excuse me." Li Dan clenched his hands into fists.

In fact, according to the standards of modern people, Li Dan is a very interesting person, such a person may not be too greedy for power by nature, and he is the best at judging the situation, otherwise there will be no two Zen concessions, and there will be no way to live peacefully until natural death.

"Brother Zizhan, to be honest, ......" Li Dan narrowed his eyes and said seriously: "I will exchange my unmarried sister with you, and my sister will change my sister, and I will not suffer." ”

"Your youngest sister has given birth to two babies." Xin Chen smiled: "Who do you want to fool?" ”

Li Dan gasped: "Be a concubine!" Is it good for Qingzhao to be a concubine? The queen is not good, the queen is the person who ordered the queen, and she can't move. ”

Gu Tao had already pinched his fingers at this time: "Senior brother, I really haven't tried to beat the emperor." ”

"Let's beat it up." Xin Chen nodded: "Don't die." ”

"Wait! Brother Zizhan! Li Dan immediately clasped his fists again: "Joke, joke, right to joke......"

And at this time, Shangguan Wan'er finally appeared, and as soon as Li Dan saw Shangguan Wan'er, the playful expression on his face disappeared, replaced by coldness and hatred. If you look at it from this angle, he now really shows the expression and state that an emperor should have.

"Don't worry." Xin Chen patted Li Dan's shoulder: "Sooner or later, she will die in your hands." ”

Li Dan turned his head and glanced at Xin Chen silently: "I'm afraid I can't, let's see if my cub has that ability." ”

Speaking of which this emperor is really sad, his mother raised him as a dog, and even a female official dared to openly ride on his head as a prestige, if he wanted to replace Gu Tao with him, he would go up directly and puff three knives, fuck it.

Shangguan Wan'er is actually a beauty, but Gu Tao doesn't pay attention to it at all, anyway, it's not as good-looking as Liuzi, and this girl is very dirty, but she concentrates on searching for the people around her, and Shangguan Wan'er, who is wearing an official uniform, is followed by a woman dressed in men's clothes, and she can't see her face clearly with her head down.

"Who's that man?" Xin Chen followed Gu Tao's eyes and found the woman with her head down, so he asked Li Dan in a low voice.

Li Dan glanced up and sneered: "It's a demon." ”

"Demons?" Xin Chen paused: "What kind of demon method?" ”

"Spells, and strong. Shangguan Wan'er has relied on this thing to get to where it is today, you ......" Li Dan raised his head and hesitated for a while, then he didn't make a sound, but dipped his hand in the tea and wrote a killing word on the table.

Xin Chen smiled, but Gu Tao lowered his voice and asked, "Are you sure it's this person?" ”

"I know everything that turns to ashes." Li Dan clenched his fists tightly: "I want them to die in my dreams." ”

Gu Tao was silent for a moment, and glanced at Xin Chen, Xin Chen's hand was pressed, and then the two of them quietly bit their ears.

"Senior brother, confirm your identity first, if it is really like what this puppet emperor said, today is the day we go home!"

Gu Tao nodded slightly, then gave Eucalyptus a look, and made an OK gesture with Eucalyptus, while Dream Bear stared at the short sword on the woman's waist the whole time.

"Dream Bear, what's wrong?"

"The sword." Mengxiong said to Xin Chen: "Chengying. “

Please remember that the first domain name of this book is .. m.