Chapter 470: Lewd Baby
"The old country iQue, you should laugh at me if you are amorous, and you will ......be born early."
Fang Ning stood on the shore of a small town in Australia, chanting poetry.
The green beach seems to be extraordinarily calm, as if nothing has happened, and I want to chant a poem, but unfortunately I can't make a new one, so I have to memorize a masterpiece.
Last time he came to this country, the uncle exerted his power here, beating a group of octopus demons who stole cans and snatched toilets, no, octopus people, all of them drowsy, and floated in the sea for a few days.
And at this time, in the distance, there were voices arguing one after another, and a similar scene was happening, but the protagonist had changed, and the object of robbery had also changed.
"Despicable humans, get out of our land!"
"You took our land, and now it's time to return it!"
A group of indigenous men with bright feathers on their heads, strange patterns on their faces, and spears and bows in their hands, are besieging a group of white men in the town.
Their weapons seemed ridiculous, but none of the white inhabitants confronted them could laugh, even though they were all armed with shotguns.
Because the opponent's spear is shining with fluorescence, it is extremely weird.
The arrows are surrounded by the yin qi of the forest, which also makes people shudder.
And these indigenous men, between the patterns, flashed green or red, as if to protect them.
Several warheads had fallen in front of them, and the steel warheads had been twisted so that they could barely be seen as they were.
And one of them left a few shallow white marks on his hands.
It turned out that before, a realistic drama of "grasping bullets" was staged!
The reincarnation of the Heavenly Dao is obviously no longer the era when the ancestors of the white people hunted with shotguns, when they knew that the natives were also people, and they still used them as prey.
Now the descendants of the indigenous people have advanced weapons...... Demonic power from the upper realm.
The descendants of the white colonizers were reduced to the role of prey.
"If you dare to take a step forward, we will inform the guards and send planes over! I don't believe it, you can fight bullets, you can fight planes! An old white man yelled angrily at the leading indigenous man.
"Haha, you colonists, just rely on these things to rob us of our land, and enslave us until now, we all have to get it back!" A tattooed man with a bow and arrow aimed at a group of white residents said fiercely.
"Som, you weren't like this before, we are obviously good friends, and you are also a legal citizen of this country, even if you take the land back, how many of you are there, can you develop them?" The old white man tried to convince the other side.
"You don't have to worry about this, we have many, many friends who will help us solve this problem!" Som said confidently.
"What good did they give you?"
"Hmph, they promised us that as long as we got the land back, they would give us a large amount of rent every year. Instead of taking the land of our ancestors and not giving them a penny, perhaps a glass ball of that size, as you did earlier? Somme drew a circle with his thumb and forefinger.
"Hahaha!" The people behind him burst into laughter.
"That's the Mi Guoyan, we used to be the subjects of the queen of the Great Eagle Empire, and your chiefs signed an agreement to let us govern your land, in exchange, we will protect you, so you can live until now." The old white man tried his best to argue.
"Hmph, that's all a scam on your human side, for the sake of our acquaintances before, we don't want to kill people today, hurry up and bring your things, get out!" Som snapped.
A group of white men looked at each other, and someone began to move backwards.
Just now, they bravely stood up to stop them from rushing into the town and hurting their wives, children, and families, and now that they can escape, they don't want to fight these monsters that bullets can't penetrate.
"Stop, Rakko, you can't believe what he says, they are enemies who want to rob our homeland, can you believe the words of the enemy?" The old white man has a lot of experience, and he believes in one thing.
You must not leave your back to your opponent!
"Fool, if I name a man, you will believe it." For some reason, the leader of the natives, Som, suddenly calmed down.
"Who?" The old white man asked.
"Chivalry Armor......" he said with a hint of fear, "as long as he is alive in this world, we will not hunt you people like your ancestors. Someone has said that you will probably be innocent in his opinion. ”
"Who told you that?" The old white man was so perceptive that he immediately caught a clue.
"Don't ask, I've promised to do so, are you going or not?" Somme asked.
He had just performed grasping bullets, but he still underestimated the determination of this group of old friends to defend their homeland.
Bah!
That is his homeland, the land left by his ancestors, although everyone used to be friends, but brothers also have to settle accounts, not to mention that it is land worth hundreds of millions!
With these lands, he will be able to live the life of a chief in the future!
Marry dozens of beauties, live in villas with swimming pools, and go in and out of Bugatti Veyron, Porsche, Bentley...... Instead of doing the hard work of security guards and cleaning as before.
That's right, where are there any lofty goals, specific to individuals, what they want is to live a good life, and no one will give it in vain, unless they are brainwashed.
"Let's go, since he mentioned the name of the Oriental Lighthouse, he should not dare shoot an arrow in our back......" the old white man said to the others.
"Okay, we'll listen to you, Starbucks Daddy." A crowd shouted.
The lighthouse of the East, shining all over the world, even if this kind of poor country, is bathed in his brilliance.
A possible massacre and bloodshed was thus eliminated by his deterrent power.
The beacon of the Orient is far more reliable than the so-called international conventions!
Fang Ning watched from above, holding the golden book in his hand, he didn't make a move, he wanted to see what these people were going to do?
When the group of white people came home, picked up their children and wives, and drove away, the group of tall men, local natives, rushed to cheer and break into the town that quickly fell silent.
"This biggest house is mine!" Wielding a bow and arrow, Somme usurped a wealthy man's villa in town.
"Then I want this one!" The others shouted and swore their booty.
These people run around, painting their own marks on the houses they fancy everywhere.
Eventually, exhausted, they converged in a bar and began to drink drinks that didn't cost any more, and the bartender and the owner had long since fled, they weren't locals and wouldn't defend the town.
"It's a pity that there aren't a few white chicks left." An indigenous man, who was much fatter than his companions, said lewdly.
"Shut up, Hans, if you really want to do this, I'm afraid you'll be justified by that lighthouse!" Som said fearfully.
"Is he really that powerful? Can he see our remote place? "The obese aboriginal man did not believe.
"Hmph, last time I saw with my own eyes, when a thief wanted to steal a car, he fell from the sky and beat him, not far from the neighborhood, if you do such a bad thing, you will definitely be killed! He hates adultery and killing the most, stealing something, and generally not beating him to death. Somme said with trepidation.
"I see." A group of indigenous men suddenly realized that the temporary leader repeatedly emphasized that it was enough to show his majesty and scare those people away.
It turned out that I was worried that if there was a conflict, I would kill someone, or I couldn't control the situation, and something evil would happen, and then it would be a big trouble.
Although they have obtained holy power, the prestige of the chivalrous armor is far and wide, because the media have used him to attract attention.
Superheroes are always a hot topic and the focus, no matter what skin color, race, or country he is, as long as what he does probably conforms to the concept of ordinary people, it is easy to gather a large number of identities.
Most people always want to get closer to the strong, and expect the strong to be as ...... as they expect.
And the chivalrous armor just meets their expectations.
Compared with many strong people who have nothing to do with themselves and hang high, or some people who are upright but not strong, or have a problem with their personality and are often anti-justice, Xia Kejia does not have these weaknesses at all.
A few flaws, under his aura of strong strength, are also subconsciously ignored by most people.
This is the treatment of the strong, and people will subconsciously beautify them in order to gain spiritual comfort.
In the town's bar, a group of natives scrambled to drink, but unbeknownst to it, a book flew in quietly.
"Poof" a guy was hit on the head, then swayed and fell to the ground.
"A few glasses won't work?! Look at me, bring me another barrel of rum! The leader, Somme, didn't care, and said to one of his men.
The man drank whiskey and then went to the back to carry the wine.
When he raised a wooden barrel, he received the same blow to the head and fell to the ground with the same stagger.
He was stronger than before, and before he fainted, he turned to look, but he didn't see anything.
Fang Ning watched from the sidelines, secretly wondering.
He couldn't help but say to the uncle: "Our baby, how can you learn so obscenely?" Uncle, you never engage in sneak attacks, but it can steal if it can, and stay aside if it can't. ”
He thought that the uncle would not answer, but he didn't expect that people had learned to answer......
"As I said earlier, those who are close to Zhu are red, and those who are close to ink are black, what kind of master, what kind of treasure ......" Uncle said proudly.
"......" Fang Ning could only be speechless.
Later, he suddenly had an idea and said sadly: "The baby is so pitiful, they are all forced to do this." ”
The uncle was puzzled: "This broken book is leisurely all day long, it has not been born, old, sick and dead, there is no need to find a wife, what is so pitiful about it?" ”
Fang Ning took the opportunity to say: "Baby is not as good as you, uncle, you know this and that, only one move of IQ strike, although the effect is touching, but it is too single, it must be in the secret realm of the Paradise of Wisdom, and there is no shortage of hardships, so it has evolved the mode of stealth attack." Uncle, let me ask you a question......"
"You don't have to say it, you loved." Uncle System replied directly.
", I want to ask you, don't you feel sorry for the baby?" Fang Ning really had to admire this guy's intuition, and his answer was not outrageous.
Now I don't love babies anymore, and I scream every day for "broken books......
It's all jealousy.
"Don't feel distressed, it can't be destroyed anyway, just toss it as you want." Uncle System said proudly.
"Damn, forget it, the baby has saved a lot of experience, and I will give you a 0.5% handling fee, and you can help the baby upgrade some new skills." Fang Ning said "generously".
"Fifty percent."
"Ishei."
"Fifty out of ......"
"Damn, you're still raising the price to a high place?"
"Of course, I have to lift it up, because I am a monopoly......" The uncle was triumphant.
"Hmph, yes, that's good, I'm also a monopoly, and your strategic decisions are all made by me." Fang Ning retorted.
"Damn, Sancheng, it can't be lower." The uncle actually gave in easily.
"It's pretty much the same, I know you need to experience and upgrade, but investing in the baby is to invest in a ten, you don't just stare at the front and ignore the overall situation, so you can't make a lot of money." Fang Ning was naturally very satisfied, and gave the uncle a bowl of chicken soup.
"Oh, I know, by the way, my system map is still one percent away from being upgraded, but there is a system mission......" The system uncle said honestly.
"I knew you gave in so quickly, just because you had to ask me. Don't you don't have any system task modules? The task of the game book baby, or did you concoct it for me, and I can't make money at first glance, and I won't release it, what a bad game developer? Fang Ning wondered.
"It can't be considered a mission, right? Prepared to say, it's equivalent to patching the system, no, it's to help me improve the content, there is a flaw in my system map rules that you need to make up for. Uncle System whispered.
"Hahaha!" When Fang Ning heard this, he immediately became proud, and he was arrogant, "How about it, I, a former programmer, a senior programmer with ten years of rich experience, is finally still useful, let's say, what are the flaws in your system map rules?" ”
"Oh, it's just that there was a small problem when judging the color of the monster, and it has a lot to do with you." Uncle System is honest.
"That's for sure, no matter how you say it, it's also bound to our grandfather, and I have to take my position as the standard, and it is impossible to stand on the outsider's position. Of course, I won't do anything bad, just give me a chestnut. Fang Ning said patiently.
"There is a situation, for example, just now when these two races are opposed, in order to compete for land and other survival resources, the map cannot show the colors of the combatants, and it cannot distinguish between good and bad."
"That's no problem, survival first, fight for survival, just like an eagle eats a rabbit, a snake eats a frog, you can't define one side as evil and one side as righteous. Only those who torture and kill, who do not aim at survival, can be defined as evil. Fang Ning nodded yes.
"Yes, the rich man is right."
"Then it's very simple to make up for this defect, don't judge this piece in the future, just skip over." Fang Ning came up with a programmer's emergency measures, and if there was a problem with a code, skip it first and not execute it......
Drag it out for a few days and maybe the problem will be cured...... There are a few times in a hundred attempts.
"Uh, you're really a lazy." Uncle System was speechless.
"Look at what you said, I didn't say ...... before, no, how can you say I'm a lazy to your face?" Fang Ning hurriedly closed his mouth, he almost revealed his stuff just now, and leaked out that the doppelganger in his dream was played by himself.
"Oh, my brother said you can't speak ill of people behind your back, so I'll say it to my face." Uncle is right.