Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Master of Ghost Catching
After thinking about it, it would be good to let Lu Wenqiang form a club, at least after occupying his mind, he wouldn't do something out of the ordinary to other people's girlfriends all day long.
All afternoon, I spent the whole afternoon reading in my dorm room; The more I read it, the more I felt that this book was extraordinary! There are really few things recorded in this, at least not in Xuanfeng's fortune-telling parlor.
In the evening, Lu Wenqiang walked in from outside with a blue nose and swollen face.
As soon as I saw his appearance, I knew that he would be beaten again, but I didn't say anything, with his urine, it was common to be beaten; It's almost a small beating in three days, and a big beating in five days.
Lu Wenqiang sat on the bed and said angrily: "Xiao Jiu, your brother Qiang and I let others beat me, don't you say something?" ”
I glanced at him lightly: "Isn't it common for you to be beaten?" What's all the fuss about? ”
After hearing this, Lu Wenqiang slapped on the bed, and said angrily: "Xiao Jiu, that was before!" Do you know what your brother Qiang's identity is now? Brother is now a master. ”
I grinned, "Why don't you say that you are a teacher?" is also a special master, as far as your virtue is concerned, at most a masturbation master. ”
"Anyway, I'm going to get revenge." Lu Wenqiang clenched his fists and said word by word.
I glanced at him, "Oh. ”
Lu Wenqiang looked at me with an unhappy face: "Hey, Xiao Jiu; I'm so excited, why don't you make a statement. ”
I glanced at him again, "Oh. ”
I really don't know what to say to this tease, just say it if you want to fight, what are you doing with all this nonsense.
Lu Wenqiang saw that I still didn't react, so he immediately became anxious, and pulled me out: "Xiao Jiu, follow me, let's go up and beat them to death." ”
As soon as I heard this, my little heart fluttered! shook off Lu Wenqiang's hand: "Brother Qiang, tell me about their combat effectiveness first?" ”
Lu Wenqiang patted his chest: "They have a hairy combat power, and it's just that there are many of them when I am beaten, if I go head-to-head, they are not my opponents at all." ”
Hearing this, I was relieved! As long as it's not the muscular man at noon, it's easy to do, with Lu Wenqiang's perennial combat power, he can beat the other party, and I can completely fight you one against three.
Lu Wenqiang led me to dormitory 405 on the fourth floor and kicked the door open.
Then Lu Wenqiang pointed to it and scolded: "Grandson, do you dare to come out?" I brought my brother here. ”
I clenched my fists and prepared for a killing as soon as the door opened.
When the door opened, I really wanted to grab Lu Wenqiang's collar and his ancestors for eighteen generations.
The man who opened the door was wearing a T-shirt, covered in muscle bumps, with a large bald head on top and holding an arm strength device in his hand.
"Boy, what did you just say?" The bald head grabbed Lu Wenqiang by the collar and pulled him over: "Are you scolding us?" ”
Lu Wenqiang's neck was horizontal: "You don't drag me, Lao Tzu has brought his brother to take revenge." ”
Hearing Lu Wenqiang's words, he hurriedly shook his hand: "I was passing by, passing by." ”
As he was talking, another person came out of the dormitory, it was the muscular man who went to our dormitory at noon.
As soon as I saw this muscular man, I hurriedly winked at him, and then looked at Lu Wenqiang.
Then the muscular man smiled at me clearly, and then set his eyes on Lu Wenqiang.
The rest is predictable.
I watched Lu Wenqiang being beaten up again; Actually, I wanted to help too, but after seeing the big muscle mass on those two guys, I completely dispelled this idea, it is better to be beaten by one person than by two.
After the two of them finished beating him, I hurriedly went up and helped Lu Wenqiang to help him back to the bedroom.
Lu Wenqiang said that if it weren't for the fact that there were so many of them, he would definitely beat them to death, and at the same time complained about why I didn't come up to help him, and he was still watching the play on the sidelines.
I said to Lu Wenqiang very seriously: "Brother Qiang, you don't understand this, right?" You can single out that bald head and I can see it, but I'm not as good as you, I can't single out the other; If I get knocked down when I go up, who will help you back to your bedroom? Are you right? ”
When Lu Wenqiang heard this, he immediately patted me on the shoulder: "That's right, it's really my brother Qiang's good brother." ”
In fact, I have been thinking about a question since I met Lu Wenqiang, that is, whether Lu Wenqiang's head has been kicked by a donkey before, I have seen two! But I really haven't seen anything like this
This is completely below the IQ level for intellectual retardation.
After returning to the dormitory, Lu Wenqiang lay on the bed and sighed: "Alas, Brother Benqiang is like that Maxima, but Maxima often exists and Bole does not often have it." ”
When I heard this, I immediately became interested: "Brother Qiang, tell me about it!" What do you mean by that? Why are you a Maxima? ”
When Lu Wenqiang heard this, he immediately pouted again: "Actually, here's the thing, didn't I apply for the club today?" Then I saw a girl, and I went over and told her that she had a bad omen in her, and asked her to give it to me. ”
"But before I could finish my sentence, the bald head came and beat me; Aren't you saying he's jealous of my special abilities? ”
"Brother Qiang, in addition to masturbating quickly, what other advantages do you have?" I took out a cigarette and put it in my mouth, frowned, and said, "But we've known each other for so long, you seem to have that special function, right?" ”
"Isn't catching ghosts a special function?" Lu Wenqiang glanced at me.
I took a drag on my cigarette and shrugged my shoulders, "I really don't think ghost catching is a special feature. ”
"Ignorance." Lu Wenqiang snorted coldly, and began to be obscene again: "Let's not talk about catching ghosts and killing demons; Think about it, those women know that I am a master of catching ghosts, and the scenes where they want to give birth to children for me are really exciting to think about. ”
This idiot, why have I been learning to catch ghosts for so long, why haven't I seen Xu Chenxi or other women want to give birth to me? Of course, part of it was because they didn't know who I really was.
As he was talking, Yan Wenyuan and Zhang Bin also came back from class together.
Yan Wenyuan looked at Lu Wenqiang's appearance, then frowned and asked, "What's wrong with Qiangzi?" Got beaten? ”
I nodded: "Well, he molested someone's girlfriend and was beaten twice." ”
"Qiangzi, who beat you? The four of us are here today, and we will beat it back. Yan Wenyuan said after putting the computer on the bed.
I waved my hand: "Okay, everyone's dorms are full of muscular men, one can beat the four of us." ”
Zhang Bin sat on the bed and said, "Brothers, let's sleep, tomorrow's club activities require all teachers and students to participate, and I have to be busy for another day." ”