Chapter 2 Joy to mention the bar!

"Ahh

Lin Chu sneezed, he slowly opened his eyes, looked at the dark sky, and the somewhat warm gas-like snot that was hit out was blown by the wind, making him lose his face, and quickly became cold.

Lin Chu, who was still in a state of confusion, finally came to his senses.

He... Did you just faint? Something hit him?

Recalling the situation of fainting before, Lin Chu got up from the quilt, took out his mobile phone, turned on the flashlight function and looked at the time by the way.

At four o'clock, December 21, 2012, four hours had passed since the end of the world.

Come on, it's a new day, there's no end in sight.

Lin Chu shook his head and began to search for traces of the thing that smashed his head through the light of his mobile phone.

I looked around, but no.

I looked around again, but I still didn't.

Lin Chu was stunned, the memory of the moment before he fainted was obviously so deep, he even remembered the pain clearly. But he just couldn't find the culprit who made him feel painful.

"System loading...", a voice suddenly appeared.

Lin Chu's body stiffened, and he looked around suspiciously, searching for the source of the sound.

"Ding-dong."

There was a sudden bell ringing, and the sudden sound frightened Lin Chu enough. For he could clearly tell that the sound was echoing in his head, and not from all around.

"Damn, could it be that some doorbell fell from the sky and got into my head?" Lin Chu muttered to himself as he reached out and touched his head.

Fortunately, there is no more pitfall.

He suddenly thought again, could it be that the origin of all this was because he was smashed into some hallucination, right? Otherwise, how could it be that the things that smashed him could not be found, and there was an inexplicable sound in his head, and if he thought about it carefully, it still had a bit of a hard mechanical flavor.

Lin Chu shook his head, feeling that the future was not bright.

"After loading, the otaku system welcomes the use of otaku, and will do its best to promote otaku to advance to become otaku."

This time, Lin Chu finally reacted, and he seemed to have been hit by some system.

It seemed that hearing the doubts in Lin Chu's heart, the cold and stiff voice in his mind sounded again, "This system is the house god system." ”

"Damn, system!" Lin Chu jumped up from the ground, completely unable to believe this fact.

He actually believed.

Just as he is a casual worshipper regardless of whether it is the Buddha or God, Christ Jesus, or Sanqing, he is a pan-believer. Anyway, these beliefs will not die if they believe in it, in case the gods and Buddhas of the heavens notice that he, a good man, is coming to show him a spiritual light, wouldn't it be a big profit?

So, believe it or not anyway, as long as you can't send your life and break your life, it's okay to believe it.

The otaku system didn't speak this time, and instead stuffed countless bits and pieces in Lin Chu's mind in the form of words.

It seems that it has not encountered a host like Lin Chu in a long time.

"Otaku system, what can you do?" Lin Chu rubbed his hands and asked with excitement in his heart.

"This system is specially developed for otaku, and strives to serve otaku in the fields of life, technology, emotion, games, art, food, etc., so as to promote otaku to become top talents in a certain field, and even omnipotent, so as to reach the point where people are known at home."

"So..."Lin Chu fell into deep thought, raised his head after a while, and continued to ask, "You can't help me with these things, and you have to do it myself?" ”

"Then what do I want you for!" Lin Chu slapped his thigh.

There were countless more dots that continued to float in Lin Chu's mind.

"Ding Dong!"

"Congratulations to the host for the title of Gong Jing! This title is automatically equipped, cannot be removed automatically, and can only be replaced after obtaining a new title. ”

When the voice fell, a series of data appeared in front of Lin Chu: "Red title: Bar Essence." Title effect: Heaven and earth, nothing is not a bar. Wearing this title can be used to find the bar point in any topic, raise the bar with others, and achieve the effect of flipping others. (Give me a bar, not only the earth, but even the sun, I can give you a bar.) Negative effects of the title: In the process of raising the bar with others, it is easier to arouse the anger of others, and there is a great chance of being abused by the nine clans of Zhulian, as well as the slamming of the iron fist of reality. ”

"emmmm..."Lin Chu was stunned, he felt a little cold in his heart inexplicably, and he could still imagine those unspeakable days in the future.

He gasped, "Shhh ”

If he had known that this was the result, he would have been honest and not say so much. Who knew that his system was not the same as the systems he had seen, no matter what reward had to be obtained by the host to complete the task with great difficulty, he actually gave him one casually, it was just a clear stream in a group of bewitching goods!

Lin Chu fell into deep thought again.

Maybe he could consider going to the United States and becoming a freedom fighter for environmental protection, animal protection, and women's boxing? After all, with such a title in hand, who can beat him with a mouth cannon? As long as he can get a green card in the United States, he may still have a chance to enter Congress and climb to the top of Capitol Hill!

Even the sun and the earth are casually barred, and he can't turn over a mere American Capitol Hill?

However, when the time comes, he may not only be greeted by the iron fist of reality, but also the iron bullet of reality, which is not just a blow to the end.

"The host is not allowed to leave the home unless required by the mission and during vacation." The otaku system added a sentence in due course.

"What's that?" Lin Chu was completely stunned at this time.

He got this otaku system together, and he had to be like squatting in prison, and he had the opportunity to let off his breath from time to time?

"What's going on with you? I ask you to leave me at once and find someone else for me! I don't need a system, in fact I'm playing a game called Earth OL right now, and I've been playing with the system inside for years, so you don't want to play me anymore. ”

"This system is specially developed for otaku, and strives to serve otaku in the fields of life, technology, emotion, games, art, food, etc., so as to promote otaku to become top talents in a certain field, and even omnipotent, so as to reach the point where people are known at home." The otaku system repeated what had been said before, and expressed it in words, in which the two words of home were marked with red circles, emphatically.

"I beg you, the otaku system, although I like otaku, but that's the reason for work. In this way, when I go out every day in the future, I must not continue to stay at home, but go out for a walk more, and you will not continue to stay with me! Lin Chu continued to discuss, and his head was big when he thought of the possible life in the future.

It is true that he stays at home because of work, but it does not mean that he stays at home every day. In fact, as long as the laptop has electricity and the Internet can be connected, then he can go anywhere.

"No. This system is a disciplined system.,Be sure to finish the host transformation before leaving.,And ask the host to cooperate a lot.,Become a house god as soon as possible.。 ”

"Is there a secret to becoming a god in a second?"

"Nope. Please also ask the host to stay down-to-earth, stay at ease, continue to accumulate experience, improve skill levels, and gain various abilities. ”

"I bah, I want to protest, I want to complain, I want after-sales service!"

"Rejected. This system is forced to bind, operate autonomously, and is a perfect technology creation, and there is no after-sales service. Please also use it with peace of mind and no psychological burden. ”

Lin Chu is silent, psychological burden? Is this something that can be solved without psychological burden? Not only psychologically, but also physically!

"According to the data collection of the system, the host is located on the planet, the country, to December 21, 2012 logistics, the network business service has become more and more perfect, there is no need to worry about daily physiological needs, can be interconnected."