Chapter 604: Guess what I'm going to do
The fat old man said, "Dude, what you said is not right! What am I lying to you for? Why should I lie to you? You're so kind to give us a drink! We lie to you, isn't our conscience eaten by dogs? ”
"Besides, brother, although it is the first time we have met, since you have been able to control the famous fourteen King Kongs of this night gate, this shows that your strength is extraordinary!"
"And what about us? Now that they are locked up in prison, a few of us are compared with you, isn't this a high sentence? Where dare we lie to you? If you lie to you, we won't have any good fruit to eat! ”
The old Taoist priest thought for a while, touched the messy hair and said, "What you said makes sense!" ”
The fat old man continued, "Besides, we can actually help with the method I mentioned! There is a lot of strength in numbers, and it won't take long for us to destroy this cellar! ”
The old Taoist priest stood up and didn't say anything, just at this time, the person they were carrying the barrel turned back again!
The little apprentice said, "Master, it's the last trip!" ”
The old Taoist priest said impatiently, "Then hurry up!" ”
Those little Taoist priests were tired and sweating profusely, but their faces were full of happy smiles! They have picked up the speed!
The old Taoist priest pulled a saber from a King Kong, and the King Kong was unmoved!
The old Taoist priest took the big knife and shook it in his hand, then walked back to the door of the prison and slashed at the big lock on the door!
I could only hear an unpleasant sound, and the big lock broke in response!
The three old men opened the door excitedly and thanked the old Taoist!
The old Taoist priest directly threw the knife aside, clapped his hands, and said, "What should we do now?" ”
The fat old man directly picked up the barrel of wine just now, raised it directly above his head, turned his face to the sky, and then poured it into his mouth, Gu Dong Gu Dong drank it first, and then handed the barrel to the other two!
The two laughed, learned from the fat old man, and drank heartily!
"Happy!"
The fat old man burped, then turned to the old Taoist priest and said, "Dude! In fact, this matter is very simple, after a while, after you have enough wine, we will directly use our swords to stab all the wine barrels into a hole! Then you do some tricks and make those dozen King Kong drink a lot, and it's best to get drunk and unconscious! ”
"Let's stuff their swords into their hands again, and when the time comes, they won't know it, and as long as someone finds out, they won't be able to wash it even if they jump into the Yellow River!"
"They want to explain? But who would believe the words of a few drunkards? I'm sure they'll think they're saying something to shirk their responsibility! ”
"Although they are the famous King Kong of the Night Gate, this matter may not be resolved in the end, because they will definitely not be able to remember anything when they wake up!"
The old Taoist priest said, "This method is absolutely amazing!" Just do as you say! They won't remember how I planted it, and they certainly won't remember what happened in the cellar, who gets drunk and remembers what happened when they were drunk, these barrels were punctured when they were drunk! ”
In the end, in order to get rid of the pot, they really couldn't find anyone to carry the blame, and they would definitely blame Wen Qing, but the old Taoist priest didn't say this!
The fat old man said, "What my brother said is reasonable! ”
"Master, Master, it's all full!"
The old Taoist priest said, "A few brothers, then let's act!" ”
The old Taoist priest waved at them, and everyone gathered!
"We can't take these wines, but we can't keep them cheap, take out your swords and stab the barrels!"
The little apprentices looked at the old Taoist priest blankly, and the old Taoist priest said impatiently, "What do you want me to do?" Don't ask anything, just do what I say, hurry! Otherwise, it will be troublesome if it is discovered! ”
When they heard that they were going to be discovered, they immediately panicked, and they didn't have time to think about it in their minds, if they were so afraid of finding out, why didn't they leave sooner now?
They drew their swords and swords one after another, and stabbed them into the barrels one by one!
Suddenly, the entire hole in the ground was filled with the sound of the wine in the barrel being punctured and flowing out! There is a rich aroma of wine wafting all around, and smelling those wines makes people feel a little drunk!
The fat old man said, "Dude, let's come together!" Too many barrels! ”
The old Taoist priest nodded!
Several people drew their swords from those King Kong's waists!
It's just that before destroying these wine barrels, the old Taoist priest first moved the three wine barrels aside and put them in the corner!
The old Taoist priest didn't say anything when he saw it, three buckets, the three of them happened to have one bucket per person, probably thinking that one person would take away one bucket for a while! They are all wine lovers, and the old Taoist priest can understand it, but it's a pity that one person can only bring a barrel!
The fat old man stood directly under the barrels, letting the wine in the barrels dripble from head to toe, and he said excitedly, "Dude, it's a pity that these wines are wasted like this!" These King Kong brothers have been helping you for so long, and you don't invite anyone to drink! ”
The old Taoist priest also laughed and said, "What my brother said is very true, I can't take care of it!" I, the proprietor, although it is only temporary, should also be a snack, and the monk still recites the sutra for a day and rings the bell for a day! ”
"I'm going to treat them to a drink!"
I didn't see any movements from the old Taoist, and the dozen or so King Kongs were like puppets, and they were still relatively stiff puppets! Slowly move under the barrel, raise your head, and catch the wine leaking from the barrel with your mouth!
It didn't take long for a few King Kongs to fall!
They are like drinking water, and their stomachs are bulging one by one!
Within a moment, they were all on the ground!
And at this time, they basically made a gap in all the barrels!
There was even a puddle of alcohol on the ground, almost up to my ankles!
The old Taoist priest said, "Brother, it's almost!" I've lost control of them! Let's go now! ”
The fat old man said, "Okay, put their swords and swords in the palm of their hands!" Position yourself or it will be too obvious! Swing them separately one by one! These barrels are all made of their dry appearance! ”
The old Taoist priest beckoned, and those little apprentices began to get busy!
The fat old man squatted down, grabbed a King Kong lying on the ground, and dragged him to the door of the cell!
Then put him still at the door, and put the broadsword back into his hands!
After doing all this, the fat old man clapped his hands, turned back, and said to the old Taoist, "Do a full set of plays, why did we escape from the cell, it was all because he was drunk, and he inexplicably split the big lock of the cell!" ”
The old Taoist priest smiled, "It's still a brother who is thoughtful enough!" ”
At this time, those little apprentices had already placed the dozen or so King Kongs in various places in the cave according to what the fat old man had done, some of them were facing the sky, some were lying on their stomachs, some were leaning on the barrels, and even one was put on the top of the barrels, and his sword was inserted into the barrels! There are all kinds of postures!
The fat old man saw that it was almost there, and he glanced at the tall old man and the short old man!
The three of them looked at each other and picked up the three barrels of wine that had been placed in the corner!
Then he said, "Dude, without further ado, we're going to get out of here right now!" ”
The old Taoist priest nodded, and when the little Taoist priests heard that they could go, they were relieved, and they all cheered happily!
Immediately scolded by the old Taoist priest, so loud, do you want to recruit people?
The group walked towards the outside of the cave!
All the way up to the ground, the old Taoist priest saw that there was no one around, and there were a lot of wine barrels in the cellar! There must be fifty or sixty pounds, but looking at them in the tunnel, they are walking like flying on their backs. There was no effort at all, so he asked curiously, "Brother, with your physical strength, why don't you take more?" Take one bucket and take two buckets! Why not take more? I see you love to drink too! ”
The fat old man said, "One barrel is enough, don't get me wrong, brother, we don't like these wines yet, we have more delicious wine!" ”
The old Taoist's eyes suddenly lit up!
When the fat old man saw the old Taoist priest's eyes, he knew that it was not good, and he couldn't figure out what bad intentions he was playing!
So he said, "That's not our wine, it's just a friend of mine, a little bit!" I'm a lot older, and I'm so stingy! ”
The old Taoist priest smiled, "In that case, I'm afraid you won't be able to ask for much!" ”
The fat old man said, "It didn't work before, but now we're out!" The entire Tianzi Villa is not our final say! ”
The old Taoist priest was surprised, "You are from Tianzi Villa?" ”
The fat old man said, "That's right! Dude has heard of it? ”
The old Taoist priest smiled embarrassedly, "I've heard of it!" ”
The fat old man said with a smile, "If you have the opportunity in the future, you will definitely come to our villa to be a guest!" ”
The old Taoist priest said perfunctorily, "Yes, yes, then don't leave it at that, if he has the chance, we will see you again in the future!" ”
The faces of those little Taoist priests suddenly became very indignant!
The fat old man was puzzled and asked the old Taoist, "Brother, what's wrong with these apprentices of yours?" Why doesn't it seem that your face is very good-looking! ”
"Ahh Is it? ”
The old Taoist priest turned to look at his apprentices and saw that they opened their mouths to say something! So he glared at them, so frightened that they had to swallow them back!
The old Taoist priest turned his head and said with a smile, "You must be tired!" ”
The fat old man smiled and arched his hand at them!
The old Taoist priest also arched his hand, turned to those little apprentices and said, "Don't be stunned, let's go!" ”
The old Taoist priest thought it was funny, they probably didn't know what was going on in Tianzi Villa now! I don't know how they will feel when they go back and know that all the wine on the Heavenly Mountain Villa no longer belongs to them!
When he walked to the door, he suddenly stopped, turned around, saw the fat old man and they were still standing in place at this time, and asked curiously, "Brothers, dare to ask what you want to do with those barrels of wine?" ”
The fat old man smiled and opened the lid of the bucket, and said with a smile, "Dude, we were locked up, and now that we are out, we have to make them pay a price!" ”
"We're going to burn this place, huh!"