Han Dixian, whose real name is Han Chu, was born during the Xianfeng period. At the age of twelve, her family starved to death due to famine, and when she was dying, she was adopted by the senior brother of Xuanyin, the then suzerain of Kunlun, and taught the exercises, twenty-seven years ago, she got the name of the earth immortal, and left Kunlun to guard one side, it is said that although she usually looks very low-key, but her combat effectiveness can be ranked in the top ten in Kunlun, much higher than that of spiritual cultivation. If it weren't for the fact that she was a local immortal, there would basically be nothing to do with spiritual cultivation in the future, and Han Dixian seems to prefer this kind of life in the downtown but pure heart, although she is also an outstanding beauty, she has not been married for many years.

Of course...... Maybe this has something to do with the allusion to the hair getting.

Her status in the earth fairy is not low, and every year she is the host of the earth fairy talk, although the so-called talk will become a hot spring braggart trip, but she still organizes it once a year.

As for the economic source, she never panicked, because many local entrepreneurs want to have a meal with her, sometimes she can cause a lot of losses and spend a lot less unjust money, but she basically won't negotiate these bad money, but in order to get in touch with her, every year when she sees that the time is almost up, there will be a large number of people who will come to send hot spring vouchers and meal vouchers, and Han Dixian will not refuse, and accept all the orders. Then use these things to entertain the earth immortals in the world, Xin Chen has gone less in the past two years, because the living conditions are better, and he used to come to eat and drink every summer, resulting in Xin Di Xian has become one of the most famous bastards in the earth fairy world.

Of course, Gu Tao has always had some questions, that is, why are the earth immortals living so hard, obviously they have the ability, can't they make money by doing anything? Later, after thinking about it, I found that I had become like those stinky fools, didn't I have a hard time when I first came to Earth, and even now he didn't use the technology of centaurs to make profits, even if it was the scientific research institute of the six sons, he only provided improvements to the existing equipment, and did not directly give the design model, which is a direct relative.

Back then, there were many stinky fools who questioned Gu Tao, saying that he was famous, and that he was not in a normal mind. But in Gu Tao's opinion, these people are low-grade, and they are theoretically the kind of people who will pay IQ taxes for 8848 and small pots of tea.

Whether it's aliens or immortals, there are also earth immortals. has his own behavioral logic and his own rules, Xin Chen is a bodyguard for people at least two or three million a year, isn't he just waiting for someone. Han Dixian wanted to negotiate bad money, and her income might be higher than Xin Chen's, but she didn't want it, she just guarded her own shop and crossed others and herself.

What is it called? This is called noble sentiment! How can you question it? The gentleman is poor, and the villain is poor!

Thinking that he could compare with the moral benchmark-level earth immortals, Gu Tao was beautiful.

But he didn't bother to talk to people, what are those who comment on him? Don't say that if you watch it now, it's a pile of shit when you watch it.

He personally thinks that if a person lives, if he doesn't have anything to despise, then life is too tiring and difficult, and he always has to be a little arrogant and always have something to look down on.

"You earth immortals."

Gu Tao poured wine for a blind man wearing sunglasses opposite: "There is no normal person." ”

"You can't say that." The blind man took a sip of wine: "The earth immortal is not the realm but also the realm, and those who can become the earth immortal are all outstanding people." Do you know that if the earth immortal is murdered, it will be a major event that shakes the world, and everyone who harms others will be punished. ”

"Okay, I'll ask you about Han Dixian." Gu Tao threw two peanuts into his mouth: "I said, Liu Dixian." You are the most powerful one in the hexagram gate, why do you pretend to be blind under the overpass all day long to deceive people. ”

"How do you know I'm not blind?"

"I pinched your chicken leg just now, and your eyes kept following me."

"It's different." Liu Dixian shook his head: "People are blind and not blind, but I am blind." ”

"Oh? How so? ”

"Don't talk about it, don't talk about it, it's hard to talk about the past. As for why it's under the flyover, it's probably ...... Love okay. ”

Sending Liu Dixian away, Gu Tao turned his head and found a Dixian surnamed Sun, this guy is a rental...... Gu Tao deliberately called to book a car in order to find him, and tossed for a long time before meeting Sun Dixian.

"You said Lao Liu, Lao Liu, alas......" Sun Dixian sighed: "It's really a pity, he is punishing himself." ”

"What's wrong?"

"Yuan Shikai, you know?"

"yes, yes."

"Lao Liu's apprentice, but his mind is not right, and he used the art of stargazing to become the emperor, but where can the emperor's life be carried casually, and he died not long after. That's an apprentice, he told others that he was blind and saw the wrong person, and then he kept traveling all over the world, and then maybe he was old, and he didn't eat relief, so he looked at people under the bridge, and this old guy funded more than forty orphans, saying that it was to atone for his sins. ”

Alas? There is also this little secret, Yuan Shikai is the apprentice of the earth immortal, which is really interesting. But to be honest, Yuan Shikai's biggest failure in his life is to be the emperor. I really can't find too many flaws in other places, I don't indulge in wine, I don't play things, I don't lose my mind, I am eloquent, I don't treat private property, and my cultural attainments are not bad, but I never show off, and a pretty good cultural atmosphere was born in his hands, Cai Yuanpei, ***, ***, Hu Shi, Lu Xun, Shao Piaoping, Huang Yuanyong, these people actually got the corresponding opportunities and development under the influence of his policies. If he could end his political career in 1911 and concentrate on following his master to the local immortals, it would really ...... His evaluation will be much higher, and he will not die early because he can't bear the emperor's life.

Gu Tao spent two days touring the Dixian that is still built here, in addition to chatting with them about the Shanhaijie Free Trade Zone, hoping that they can enter the soon-to-be-established academy as teachers.

Guest? Inexistent.

Gu Tao thinks that the knowledge and ability of these guys must not be wasted, if the cultivation world is divided into regions, the major sects are warlords, and these earth immortals are probably equivalent to the squire class, if they can all be pulled into the gang, in fact, the problem of cultural integration will be solved, they will take the lead, and with the earth immortals taking the lead, in fact, many things will not be so troublesome.

However, these old things are actually very slippery, they are not like those people in the sect, so the people in the sect can be won with fists and money, but these immortals have always been lurking in the world, their treacherous, slippery and sophisticated, not Gu Tao can imagine, good people do not mean stupid, stupid people are not necessarily good people. They will also weigh and think, so what Gu Tao has to do is to show the good side and the achievable side as much as possible.

After all...... A boss who knows how to draw cakes is definitely not as popular as a boss who gives bonuses every quarter.

After visiting the twenty-three earth immortals, Gu Tao was so tired that he didn't want to move, and it was quite fun to lie on the sofa and watch Xin Chen bite the pen and write his homework.

"Senior brother, there is a question and answer question here, you see the question is like this, saying that if you are recognized by someone on the road, you must be asked to sign it, and please combine your identity to answer."

"Let him go." Gu Tao turned over: "If you don't roll, you'll beat him." ”

"Senior brother, ......"

"But no one will ask me to sign an autograph, I represent a violent organization, and you ask me to combine my identity, that's it. Get out, if you don't roll, you'll be beaten. ”

Xin Chen began to rub the tip of his pen on his head, which seemed much more uncomfortable than letting him practice the exercises.

"You earth immortals are so difficult."

"What's wrong? Did they make things difficult for you? Xin Chen raised his head and stood up: "Wait for me to kill seven in and seven out." ”

"Sit down and do my homework!" Gu Tao rolled his eyes: "You are really willing to do anything if you do your homework." ”

There are a total of twenty-four earth immortals, which is very interesting to say, their names are all solar terms, such as Han Dixian is called Xiaoman, Xin Chen is called Winter Solstice, Sun Dixian is called Daxue, and Liu Dixian is called Gu Yu.

"Senior brother...... I love you......"

"It's not good for you to love anyone, write homework for Lao Tzu." Gu Tao kicked Xin Chen's thigh with his foot: "If you can't finish your homework, you are not allowed to play with your mobile phone." ”

"Senior Brother ......"

"You can't call Daddy!"

Finally, there is something to toss this guy, whether it is Qianqian or the sixth son, they all raise their hands to support, and even the mother-in-law feels that she has to discipline this giant baby well, and the only one who can cure him is this junior brother.

"If I want to have a child in the future, I will let him write a book, so that my junior brother has a hole in his brain."

"What the hell are you beeping around there, hurry up and do your homework."

Xin Chen was aggrieved, but he still had to do his homework. finally finished writing, Gu Tao went to check, and something happened to this check......

"What are you writing about!!!

Gu Tao pointed to the scroll: "Huh? Are you going to me off? Q: You spot a criminal in the crowd, but at the moment you're giving an interview, what would you do? Look at what you wrote? Rushing up to three knives and six holes? Three! Knife! Six! Hole! Yes! ”

Xin Chen smiled innocently, while Gu Tao continued to look down: "If you find that you can't do anything when you are saving a fully loaded plane somewhere, what will you do at this moment?" Look at how you write! ”

"Call the junior brother."

"Call the junior brother! Calling the junior brother!! ”

Gu Tao shook Xin Chen's head with a roll: "Call the junior brother!" ”

Xin Chen looked at Gu Tao aggrievedly: "Originally, I can't help it, I can't watch them die." ”

"Then you call it junior brother~!"

"How do I write that?"

Gu Tao took a deep breath: "Be with the crowd as much as possible to stabilize their emotions and contact the base as soon as possible." The base will give you a solution. ”

"Aren't you still called junior brother?"

"Is that called junior brother!!

"There is also the question just now, which says that if you are recognized by a person on the road, you must be asked to sign it, and please combine your identity to answer. What did you write me? What is it!!!??? I'm going to hit you fuck...... Get out of here, I'll beat you up if you don't. That's your answer? ”

"But...... Didn't you say that? ”

"Oh, that's what I said, but 'I hit your mother' was also what I said? And what are you? You're a public figure, a public figure! It is the guardian of children's dreams and our own superhero! You're Captain America, you're Superman, you're ......"

Gu Tao covered his chest: "Xin Chen!! ”