Chapter 351: He's Master Ye
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"I know, I just came here to listen to the class, and I heard that I have a lot of ability!"
Ye Xiao said with a smile.
"You really know, this is what I worked hard to inquire!" Qin Dongmei's face was full of surprise, and her brows were stirring: "What kind of professor, the most important thing to lack now is the professor master, if he has the ability, it's okay, if he doesn't, we can blast him out, don't mislead people's children..."
"Bang out?"
Ye Xiao's head was full of black lines.
"You don't believe it?" Qin Dongmei smiled: "We haven't done much about this, you can see it in a while..."
"Are they so bad? or professors!"
Ye Xiao couldn't help but ask.
"It's not just bad, it's so bad to the limit, I only know how to read according to the book, I don't even know the most basic common sense, I don't know the four basic elements of smelling, seeing, cutting, diagnosing, I don't know the four basic elements, some classmates have bruised legs, and I want to ask them to apply needles, but he directly bought blood-invigorating painkiller cream, do you say it's wonderful?"
Qin Dongmei stuck out her tongue and shook her head as she spoke, which was extremely cute.
"New teachers definitely won't have this kind of problem!"
Ye Xiao said with great certainty.
"But if you don't know how to do Chinese medicine, you can be handsome, at least you can look pleasing to the eye!"
Qin Dongmei smiled, like an old cat who stole salted fish.
"Do you think I'm handsome?"
Ye Xiao squeezed his eyebrows.
"You're numb.... It's okay!"
Qin Dongmei nodded and said seriously.
Ye Xiao was about to speak, when suddenly the class bell rang.
Ye Xiao walked onto the podium under Qin Dongmei's gaze, and said loudly: "Hello everyone, I am the teacher who came to give you a lecture.."
"I'll go, he turned out to be a teacher, let me die, die..."
Qin Dongmei was lying on the table with her little head nodding, as if she was about to burrow into the cracks in the ground.
"Dude, you're not mistaken...."
Someone looked at Ye Xiao with suspicion, this teacher is too young.
If the teachers of other students could be so young, but not in TCM.
Who doesn't know that acupuncture can only be taught to others by practicing hard for ten years.
Young people simply can't.
Everyone's reaction was expected by Ye Xiao, and he said lightly at the moment: "It's not wrong, I'm here to guide you in acupuncture, and there are only five classes at most, so you cherish it..."
", if you don't brag, you'll die, just you still instruct us on acupuncture, get out of the way..."
"The College of Traditional Chinese Medicine is really getting more and more outrageous, and I used to find some old men to fool us, but now it's good, there is a milky one that hasn't dried up..."
"No matter, you get out quickly, otherwise if we do it, you will lose face!"
A square-faced student said loudly.
"Why are you so polite with him, get out of here, I'll be angry when I see you!"
A student with a gold ring on a dog chain with a disdainful face and a girl in his right hand.
Extremely arrogant.
Ye Xiao squinted his eyes and smiled slightly: "How can you believe that I am your teacher!"
For some reason, Qin Dongmei suddenly shuddered when she saw Ye Xiao's smile.
"Simple, as long as you can show your skills in acupuncture and moxibustion and convince us, we believe that you are a teacher!"
A girl said crisply.
Ye Xiao nodded and began to walk around the classroom.
Keep your eyes on the first student on the left.
"Insomnia and dreams, cramps in the left leg.."
"Ah, yes, that's right!"
The student said excitedly and loudly.
Ye Xiao walked around, his eyes were on Qin Dongmei, and said, "There is a trace of blood in the corners of his eyes, and the blood is overflowing, your eldest aunt has been here for three days..."
"I'll go, you can see it, how do you see it."
Qin Dongmei's fat little face flushed, and she asked in surprise.
Ye Xiao said: "I smell it!"
Keep walking.
"You've had surgery on your leg before, it hurts on a rainy day!"
"Your pupils are dilated and your complexion is yellow, you have a problem with your liver!"
"The belly is bulging, the navel is concave, and your foreskin is going to be circumcised.."
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Ye Xiao put his hands in his pockets, his eyes flashed, and there was a faint smile on the corner of his mouth.
Self-confidence, good as flowing.
In just a few minutes, I watched dozens of students in the class.
No, there's the leash student missing.
Surprised, shocked, admired, ecstatic.
This is the expression of all the students at this time, it is so awesome that they can see the disease or hidden disease that is bothering them at a glance.
This is Chinese medicine.
True Chinese medicine.
I don't know how many times more chic and handsome than those Western doctors with scalpels.
How many times to pack X.
The men who applied for the teacher before were also amazed and their eyes were fanatical.
I can't wait to apprentice now!
"You haven't diagnosed me yet, do you mean I'm not sick or you can't see it!"
The dog chain student felt left out and couldn't help but say.
Ye Xiao smiled slightly: "You really want me to say.."
"Of course!"
The dog chain man said-for-tat.
Ye Xiao nodded, "You JJ is like a thumb, and you have premature ejaculation, and the hardness is not enough!"
", you spew blood, Lao Tzu is a beer bottle, seven times a night!"
The dog chain student said loudly in annoyance.
But the surprised expression of the girlfriend next to him betrayed once.
Many students burst into laughter.
Ye Xiao walked on the podium and waved his hand, and suddenly fell silent.
A silver needle appeared in his hand, beating constantly.
Ye Xiao's face turned cold, and he said coldly:
"I don't care what your identity is, how bullish you are, you are a student in my class, if you don't want to be obedient, just get out of here, if you dare to make trouble, I will clean up with your parents!"
"I don't owe you anything, on the contrary, you are lucky, if it weren't for your Vice President Deng Yanlin inviting me, I wouldn't have taught you even if you knelt in front of me!"
"My medical skills are white bones and muscles, and as long as you learn one percent, you can be called a master and be respected!"
"I have a bad temper, it's better not to test my patience with your personality, or you will bear the consequences!"
At this time, it was a coincidence that the huge celebrity photos on the wall fell off, and they were about to hit someone.
The silver needle in Ye Xiao's hand burst directly through the photo and disappeared into the wall, and the photo swayed, and everyone was amazed.
Ye Xiao said coldly: "My silver needle can save people and kill people... Learn from me, take you to pretend to be X, and fly with you..."
Boom.......
The applause was thunderous, and these students couldn't wait to slap their palms to pieces, and their faces were excited.
It's crazy, it's too arrogant, it's too pretending, it's too exciting...
I rub, this teacher is too individual....
I like it so much...
Several applicants outside the window were also enthusiastic and couldn't help themselves...
"I remember, isn't he the Master Ye Xiaoye who was invited back by Renhe Hospital?
Someone shouted.
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